Chapter 8
"I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin, great hair, The boys all love to stare!
Who an I? Just guess! Guys wanna pinch my ass!."
Alicia trailed off, she only knew these verses. A quick glance at Elle confirmed that the irrepressible elf knew all the other thirty verses. She never ceased to amaze Alicia with her air-headed temperament.
"That wasn't exactly what I was thinking of when I suggested a marching song." Morgan growled.
"I know lots of other songs!" offered Elle enthusiastically.
"I like big butts and it is no lie, You other brothers can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!"
There was a brief pause, as Alicia mouthed some words to herself, before coming out with a different variation of this song.
"I like small butts and it is no lie, You other sisters can't deny,
When an elf walks in with a pretty, pretty face and long blonde hair in your face you get SPRUNG!"
Elle and Alicia collapsed in helpless laughter. Morgan was not amused.
"Bejeezus, gimme a break!" she moaned, before composing her own song.
"If I die before I wake, At least in Heaven there's chocolate! (Heaven is a Mars Bar!) Coz right now on Middle Earth I've got PMT, And only a Mars Bar can save me! (Heaven is a Mars Bar!)"
Alicia and Elle had stopped skipping along and were standing open-mouthed.
"It sings!" Alicia was quickly shut up by a glare from Morgan.
"Ooh, Morgan le Fey, did you make that up yourself, you clever thing, you!" Elle cooed.
"Ha ha, very funny," fumed Morgan, "and I do not appreciate being compared to that witch, Morgan le Fey!" she said icily. Elle sensed that she might have gone too far this time.
"Soz, Morg, I was only joking!" she tittered. But Morgan was still talking.
"I mean, it took her years to kill King Arthur! God, call yourself evil, woman! Call me Morgana, if you have to talk to me." She told an alarmed Elle, who nodded meekly before scurrying off to 'reconnoitre' the area. Loud sobs could be heard from a bush as Alicia and Morgana passed.
Half an hour, the three elven maidens had resumed their epic journey after a quick lunch break. Elle was feeling happier, and she was skipping along, singing at the top of her little voice:
"It's a long way to .." Morgana wordlessly indicated a sign by the side of the road saying 'Tipperary - 3 miles'. "Oh, fucking hell!" exclaimed Elle. Morgana and Alicia nodded sympathetically as Elle spun on her heel, and headed in the opposite direction to the way the sign pointed. Glancing at each other, Alicia and Morgana shrugged their shoulders and followed her.
"I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin, great hair, The boys all love to stare!
Who an I? Just guess! Guys wanna pinch my ass!."
Alicia trailed off, she only knew these verses. A quick glance at Elle confirmed that the irrepressible elf knew all the other thirty verses. She never ceased to amaze Alicia with her air-headed temperament.
"That wasn't exactly what I was thinking of when I suggested a marching song." Morgan growled.
"I know lots of other songs!" offered Elle enthusiastically.
"I like big butts and it is no lie, You other brothers can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!"
There was a brief pause, as Alicia mouthed some words to herself, before coming out with a different variation of this song.
"I like small butts and it is no lie, You other sisters can't deny,
When an elf walks in with a pretty, pretty face and long blonde hair in your face you get SPRUNG!"
Elle and Alicia collapsed in helpless laughter. Morgan was not amused.
"Bejeezus, gimme a break!" she moaned, before composing her own song.
"If I die before I wake, At least in Heaven there's chocolate! (Heaven is a Mars Bar!) Coz right now on Middle Earth I've got PMT, And only a Mars Bar can save me! (Heaven is a Mars Bar!)"
Alicia and Elle had stopped skipping along and were standing open-mouthed.
"It sings!" Alicia was quickly shut up by a glare from Morgan.
"Ooh, Morgan le Fey, did you make that up yourself, you clever thing, you!" Elle cooed.
"Ha ha, very funny," fumed Morgan, "and I do not appreciate being compared to that witch, Morgan le Fey!" she said icily. Elle sensed that she might have gone too far this time.
"Soz, Morg, I was only joking!" she tittered. But Morgan was still talking.
"I mean, it took her years to kill King Arthur! God, call yourself evil, woman! Call me Morgana, if you have to talk to me." She told an alarmed Elle, who nodded meekly before scurrying off to 'reconnoitre' the area. Loud sobs could be heard from a bush as Alicia and Morgana passed.
Half an hour, the three elven maidens had resumed their epic journey after a quick lunch break. Elle was feeling happier, and she was skipping along, singing at the top of her little voice:
"It's a long way to .." Morgana wordlessly indicated a sign by the side of the road saying 'Tipperary - 3 miles'. "Oh, fucking hell!" exclaimed Elle. Morgana and Alicia nodded sympathetically as Elle spun on her heel, and headed in the opposite direction to the way the sign pointed. Glancing at each other, Alicia and Morgana shrugged their shoulders and followed her.
