Fears and Embarassments: Caught on tape!
By: Kathleen
Kathleen: Yo guys! ^__^ ........... ^__^...
Malik: She's just got nothin' to say...
Kathleen: Yes I do! I just forgot...
Bakura: HA! Idiot! Idiot!
Kathleen: Shut up! v_v
Yami: *pops out of nowhere* She'd just like to say that she dosen't own Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway... and she never will...
Kathleen: *sulking*
Malik and Bakura: *dancing around Kat chanting 'Idiot'*
Yami: -_-;;
**
Evening at the Bakura residence...
Bakura: *is in the shower* *humming softly*
In the shadows: *strange figure with camera*
Strange figure with camera: *lurking*
Camera: *is filming*
Ryou: Bakura are you using the tub or the shower?
Bakura: Shower. Why?
Ryou: Nothing. I thought you'd like Mr. Quacks in there with you. You left him out here.
Bakura: MR. QUACKS?! HE'S OUT THERE?! BRING HIM IN! THE DOOR'S NOT LOCKED! HURRY! I NEED MY MR. QUACKS! HURRY! HURRY!
Ryou: *sigh* *enters bathroom* Here Bakura. *hands Bakura 'Mr. Quacks* [I'm sure you can guess what Mr. Quacks is...] *starts to sound motherly* Bakura... now I don't want you soaking up too much. You know that does to you.
Bakura: *cuddling 'Mr. Quacks'* Yes sir...
Ryou: And I don't want you to come running out of the bathroom naked again screaming: There's a cockroach in the tub! There's a cockroach in the tub! Do I make myself clear?
Bakura: Yes sir. *squeezing Mr. Quacks*
Mr. Quacks: *squeak* *squeak*
Ryou: Good. *leaves bathroom*
Bakura: La...la...la...la...la... *hugging Mr. Quacks* I love you...
Strange figure with camera: *leaves house* He...he...he...
Camera: *stops filming*
**
Next morning at the Mutoh residence...
Grandpa: Yugi! I'll be going now! Bye!
Yugi: Bye grandpa!
Grandpa: *leaves house*
Strange figure with camera: *appears*
Camera: *starts filming*
Yugi: Yami. You can come out now.
Yami: *appears from the puzzle* Yes Aibou?
Yugi: What should we eat? Grandpa's not here so I'll have to cook. What do you want to eat?
Yami: *concerned* Aibou... I think I should cook. You might get burned.
Yugi: *also concerned* Are you sure? Do you even know how to cook Yami?
Yami: *obviously dosen't know how* Of course!
Yugi: O.K. then... If you need the cook books they'll be in the library. *goes into the living room to watch T.V.
Yami: O.K. Now how to cook... I've seen the slaves do it before. It can't be THAT hard. *starts looking for a cook book* *finds one named: 10 simple recipies for your Aibou and you*
Book: *is opened against counter*
Yami: O.K. Step number 1: To make pancakes you first need to beat 2 eggs. Beat eggs. That is the strangest thing I've ever heard. Anyway… *grabs two eggs from the kitchen and starts beating them into a wall* DIE! DIE YOU EGG!
Yugi: *from the living room* Yami... Are you sure you're O.K.? You need any help?
Yami: No... no... I'm fine. *looks at hands which are covered in egg yolk* Just stay there and I'll have the pancakes out there in a jiffy… *to himself* as soon as I figure out how to beat eggs with out getting them all over my hands.
Yugi: *uncertainly* Alright then...
Yami: O.K. The eggs are beaten. Step 2: Pour some fl-o-uwer… flower! Into the bowl. O.K. Now where to get flowers. Yes! I remember Aibou's grandfather has out side. Now how much did it say? Ah… 1 ½ bags. *goes outside and starts picking flowers and stuffing them into a GIANT plastic bag* *returns into the kitchen carrying stuffed bags full of flowers*
Garden: *is a mess*
Flowers: *are dead*
Yami: I put them in a bowl. *pours the bags of flowers into a bowl*
Bowl: *over flowing with flowers*
Yami: Then Step 3: Mix the two together. Now how do I mix them together? *thinks for a while* I know! *scrapes egg yolk and egg shells off the walls and places it in the bowl with the flowers and starts mixing it around* There you go! Now... *looks at the book* Step 4: Add 1 cup of water. *pours a whole gallon of water in the bowl* Step 5: Mix until batter becomes smooth. *Grabs a spoon and starts mashing the flowers, eggs and water until it becomes all disgusting* Ew… These mortals now a days eat THIS? *looks at book* After cooking you may add syrup and butter for more flavor. Syrup. Isn't it that sticky stuff… O.K.… *looks for syrup* *finds it* Aha! *opens syrup bottle* *slips off the stool he was standing on* S**T! *spill syrup all over himself*
Yugi: *hears crash* Yami... *enter kitchen* You sure... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
Yami: *covered in syrup* Nothing Aibou... just...um... pouring syrup all over myself... he...he... It's an Egyptian thing you know...he...he...
Yugi: -_-;; I have never heard such a LAME excuse before. Now clean this up and take a bath. I'll cook.
Yami: v_v Yes Aibou... *goes out to get mop*
Yugi: *hears Yami leave* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ^O^ *starts rolling on the syrup covered floor* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ick!
Syrup: *is stuck to Yugi's hair*
Yugi: Oh damn. S**t. Oh f**k it. How do I get this damn m***er f*cking syrup off me. S**t. *starts to pull on the syrup* *hand get stuck to hair* YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! *runs to find Yami*
Strange figure with camera: *snickers* *leaves*
Camera: *stops filming*
Strange figure with camera: This is gonna be sooooo good. Hehehe...
**
Kathleen: Who's the strange figure with the camera?! Can you guys guess? Mwahahahahahahahaha! I LOVE being evil! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Can you please send some ideas? PWEAZE?
Yugi: Whatever...
Bakura: What the hell did you do that for?!
Kathleen: *innocently* I do not know what you are talking about.
Bakura: Ts... You know very well about what I'm talking about! That Mr. Quacks thing! I DO NOT OWN ANY STUPID RUBBER DUCKY WITH THE NAME: MR. QUACKS!
Ryou: He's right. He owns a rubber cat that goes by the name: Ms. Pussy.
Kathleen: *is laughing uncontrollably* Ms...Ms... Ms. Pussy? Mwahahahahahahahaha! That is sooooo good… Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bakura: *blush* How was I supposed to know that Pussy meant [Beep] in the new world?
Kathleen: *still laughing uncontrollably*
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Yugi and Ryou: *sigh*
Yami: *is no where to be found*
Yugi: Please read and review! ^__^
Ryou: Show support for the insane... please...
Yugi and Ryou: *look at Kat and Bakura fighting* *sigh*
By: Kathleen
Kathleen: Yo guys! ^__^ ........... ^__^...
Malik: She's just got nothin' to say...
Kathleen: Yes I do! I just forgot...
Bakura: HA! Idiot! Idiot!
Kathleen: Shut up! v_v
Yami: *pops out of nowhere* She'd just like to say that she dosen't own Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway... and she never will...
Kathleen: *sulking*
Malik and Bakura: *dancing around Kat chanting 'Idiot'*
Yami: -_-;;
**
Evening at the Bakura residence...
Bakura: *is in the shower* *humming softly*
In the shadows: *strange figure with camera*
Strange figure with camera: *lurking*
Camera: *is filming*
Ryou: Bakura are you using the tub or the shower?
Bakura: Shower. Why?
Ryou: Nothing. I thought you'd like Mr. Quacks in there with you. You left him out here.
Bakura: MR. QUACKS?! HE'S OUT THERE?! BRING HIM IN! THE DOOR'S NOT LOCKED! HURRY! I NEED MY MR. QUACKS! HURRY! HURRY!
Ryou: *sigh* *enters bathroom* Here Bakura. *hands Bakura 'Mr. Quacks* [I'm sure you can guess what Mr. Quacks is...] *starts to sound motherly* Bakura... now I don't want you soaking up too much. You know that does to you.
Bakura: *cuddling 'Mr. Quacks'* Yes sir...
Ryou: And I don't want you to come running out of the bathroom naked again screaming: There's a cockroach in the tub! There's a cockroach in the tub! Do I make myself clear?
Bakura: Yes sir. *squeezing Mr. Quacks*
Mr. Quacks: *squeak* *squeak*
Ryou: Good. *leaves bathroom*
Bakura: La...la...la...la...la... *hugging Mr. Quacks* I love you...
Strange figure with camera: *leaves house* He...he...he...
Camera: *stops filming*
**
Next morning at the Mutoh residence...
Grandpa: Yugi! I'll be going now! Bye!
Yugi: Bye grandpa!
Grandpa: *leaves house*
Strange figure with camera: *appears*
Camera: *starts filming*
Yugi: Yami. You can come out now.
Yami: *appears from the puzzle* Yes Aibou?
Yugi: What should we eat? Grandpa's not here so I'll have to cook. What do you want to eat?
Yami: *concerned* Aibou... I think I should cook. You might get burned.
Yugi: *also concerned* Are you sure? Do you even know how to cook Yami?
Yami: *obviously dosen't know how* Of course!
Yugi: O.K. then... If you need the cook books they'll be in the library. *goes into the living room to watch T.V.
Yami: O.K. Now how to cook... I've seen the slaves do it before. It can't be THAT hard. *starts looking for a cook book* *finds one named: 10 simple recipies for your Aibou and you*
Book: *is opened against counter*
Yami: O.K. Step number 1: To make pancakes you first need to beat 2 eggs. Beat eggs. That is the strangest thing I've ever heard. Anyway… *grabs two eggs from the kitchen and starts beating them into a wall* DIE! DIE YOU EGG!
Yugi: *from the living room* Yami... Are you sure you're O.K.? You need any help?
Yami: No... no... I'm fine. *looks at hands which are covered in egg yolk* Just stay there and I'll have the pancakes out there in a jiffy… *to himself* as soon as I figure out how to beat eggs with out getting them all over my hands.
Yugi: *uncertainly* Alright then...
Yami: O.K. The eggs are beaten. Step 2: Pour some fl-o-uwer… flower! Into the bowl. O.K. Now where to get flowers. Yes! I remember Aibou's grandfather has out side. Now how much did it say? Ah… 1 ½ bags. *goes outside and starts picking flowers and stuffing them into a GIANT plastic bag* *returns into the kitchen carrying stuffed bags full of flowers*
Garden: *is a mess*
Flowers: *are dead*
Yami: I put them in a bowl. *pours the bags of flowers into a bowl*
Bowl: *over flowing with flowers*
Yami: Then Step 3: Mix the two together. Now how do I mix them together? *thinks for a while* I know! *scrapes egg yolk and egg shells off the walls and places it in the bowl with the flowers and starts mixing it around* There you go! Now... *looks at the book* Step 4: Add 1 cup of water. *pours a whole gallon of water in the bowl* Step 5: Mix until batter becomes smooth. *Grabs a spoon and starts mashing the flowers, eggs and water until it becomes all disgusting* Ew… These mortals now a days eat THIS? *looks at book* After cooking you may add syrup and butter for more flavor. Syrup. Isn't it that sticky stuff… O.K.… *looks for syrup* *finds it* Aha! *opens syrup bottle* *slips off the stool he was standing on* S**T! *spill syrup all over himself*
Yugi: *hears crash* Yami... *enter kitchen* You sure... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
Yami: *covered in syrup* Nothing Aibou... just...um... pouring syrup all over myself... he...he... It's an Egyptian thing you know...he...he...
Yugi: -_-;; I have never heard such a LAME excuse before. Now clean this up and take a bath. I'll cook.
Yami: v_v Yes Aibou... *goes out to get mop*
Yugi: *hears Yami leave* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ^O^ *starts rolling on the syrup covered floor* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ick!
Syrup: *is stuck to Yugi's hair*
Yugi: Oh damn. S**t. Oh f**k it. How do I get this damn m***er f*cking syrup off me. S**t. *starts to pull on the syrup* *hand get stuck to hair* YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! *runs to find Yami*
Strange figure with camera: *snickers* *leaves*
Camera: *stops filming*
Strange figure with camera: This is gonna be sooooo good. Hehehe...
**
Kathleen: Who's the strange figure with the camera?! Can you guys guess? Mwahahahahahahahaha! I LOVE being evil! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Can you please send some ideas? PWEAZE?
Yugi: Whatever...
Bakura: What the hell did you do that for?!
Kathleen: *innocently* I do not know what you are talking about.
Bakura: Ts... You know very well about what I'm talking about! That Mr. Quacks thing! I DO NOT OWN ANY STUPID RUBBER DUCKY WITH THE NAME: MR. QUACKS!
Ryou: He's right. He owns a rubber cat that goes by the name: Ms. Pussy.
Kathleen: *is laughing uncontrollably* Ms...Ms... Ms. Pussy? Mwahahahahahahahaha! That is sooooo good… Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bakura: *blush* How was I supposed to know that Pussy meant [Beep] in the new world?
Kathleen: *still laughing uncontrollably*
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Yugi and Ryou: *sigh*
Yami: *is no where to be found*
Yugi: Please read and review! ^__^
Ryou: Show support for the insane... please...
Yugi and Ryou: *look at Kat and Bakura fighting* *sigh*
