Fears and Embarassments: Caught on tape!
By: Kathleen

Kathleen: Yo guys! ^__^ ........... ^__^...

Malik: She's just got nothin' to say...

Kathleen: Yes I do! I just forgot...

Bakura: HA! Idiot! Idiot!

Kathleen: Shut up! v_v

Yami: *pops out of nowhere* She'd just like to say that she dosen't own Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway... and she never will...

Kathleen: *sulking*

Malik and Bakura: *dancing around Kat chanting 'Idiot'*

Yami: -_-;;

**
Evening at the Bakura residence...

Bakura: *is in the shower* *humming softly*

In the shadows: *strange figure with camera*

Strange figure with camera: *lurking*

Camera: *is filming*

Ryou: Bakura are you using the tub or the shower?

Bakura: Shower. Why?

Ryou: Nothing. I thought you'd like Mr. Quacks in there with you. You left him out here.

Bakura: MR. QUACKS?! HE'S OUT THERE?! BRING HIM IN! THE DOOR'S NOT LOCKED! HURRY! I NEED MY MR. QUACKS! HURRY! HURRY!

Ryou: *sigh* *enters bathroom* Here Bakura. *hands Bakura 'Mr. Quacks* [I'm sure you can guess what Mr. Quacks is...] *starts to sound motherly* Bakura... now I don't want you soaking up too much. You know that does to you.

Bakura: *cuddling 'Mr. Quacks'* Yes sir...

Ryou: And I don't want you to come running out of the bathroom naked again screaming: There's a cockroach in the tub! There's a cockroach in the tub! Do I make myself clear?

Bakura: Yes sir. *squeezing Mr. Quacks*

Mr. Quacks: *squeak* *squeak*

Ryou: Good. *leaves bathroom*

Bakura: La...la...la...la...la... *hugging Mr. Quacks* I love you...

Strange figure with camera: *leaves house* He...he...he...

Camera: *stops filming*

**

Next morning at the Mutoh residence...

Grandpa: Yugi! I'll be going now! Bye!

Yugi: Bye grandpa!

Grandpa: *leaves house*

Strange figure with camera: *appears*

Camera: *starts filming*

Yugi: Yami. You can come out now.

Yami: *appears from the puzzle* Yes Aibou?

Yugi: What should we eat? Grandpa's not here so I'll have to cook. What do you want to eat?

Yami: *concerned* Aibou... I think I should cook. You might get burned.

Yugi: *also concerned* Are you sure? Do you even know how to cook Yami?

Yami: *obviously dosen't know how* Of course!

Yugi: O.K. then... If you need the cook books they'll be in the library. *goes into the living room to watch T.V.

Yami: O.K. Now how to cook... I've seen the slaves do it before. It can't be THAT hard. *starts looking for a cook book* *finds one named: 10 simple recipies for your Aibou and you*

Book: *is opened against counter*

Yami: O.K. Step number 1: To make pancakes you first need to beat 2 eggs. Beat eggs. That is the strangest thing I've ever heard. Anyway… *grabs two eggs from the kitchen and starts beating them into a wall* DIE! DIE YOU EGG!

Yugi: *from the living room* Yami... Are you sure you're O.K.? You need any help?

Yami: No... no... I'm fine. *looks at hands which are covered in egg yolk* Just stay there and I'll have the pancakes out there in a jiffy… *to himself* as soon as I figure out how to beat eggs with out getting them all over my hands.

Yugi: *uncertainly* Alright then...

Yami: O.K. The eggs are beaten. Step 2: Pour some fl-o-uwer… flower! Into the bowl. O.K. Now where to get flowers. Yes! I remember Aibou's grandfather has out side. Now how much did it say? Ah… 1 ½ bags. *goes outside and starts picking flowers and stuffing them into a GIANT plastic bag* *returns into the kitchen carrying stuffed bags full of flowers*

Garden: *is a mess*

Flowers: *are dead*

Yami: I put them in a bowl. *pours the bags of flowers into a bowl*

Bowl: *over flowing with flowers*

Yami: Then Step 3: Mix the two together. Now how do I mix them together? *thinks for a while* I know! *scrapes egg yolk and egg shells off the walls and places it in the bowl with the flowers and starts mixing it around* There you go! Now... *looks at the book* Step 4: Add 1 cup of water. *pours a whole gallon of water in the bowl* Step 5: Mix until batter becomes smooth. *Grabs a spoon and starts mashing the flowers, eggs and water until it becomes all disgusting* Ew… These mortals now a days eat THIS? *looks at book* After cooking you may add syrup and butter for more flavor. Syrup. Isn't it that sticky stuff… O.K.… *looks for syrup* *finds it* Aha! *opens syrup bottle* *slips off the stool he was standing on* S**T! *spill syrup all over himself*

Yugi: *hears crash* Yami... *enter kitchen* You sure... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!

Yami: *covered in syrup* Nothing Aibou... just...um... pouring syrup all over myself... he...he... It's an Egyptian thing you know...he...he...

Yugi: -_-;; I have never heard such a LAME excuse before. Now clean this up and take a bath. I'll cook.

Yami: v_v Yes Aibou... *goes out to get mop*

Yugi: *hears Yami leave* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ^O^ *starts rolling on the syrup covered floor* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ick!

Syrup: *is stuck to Yugi's hair*

Yugi: Oh damn. S**t. Oh f**k it. How do I get this damn m***er f*cking syrup off me. S**t. *starts to pull on the syrup* *hand get stuck to hair* YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! *runs to find Yami*

Strange figure with camera: *snickers* *leaves*

Camera: *stops filming*

Strange figure with camera: This is gonna be sooooo good. Hehehe...

**

Kathleen: Who's the strange figure with the camera?! Can you guys guess? Mwahahahahahahahaha! I LOVE being evil! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Can you please send some ideas? PWEAZE?

Yugi: Whatever...

Bakura: What the hell did you do that for?!

Kathleen: *innocently* I do not know what you are talking about.

Bakura: Ts... You know very well about what I'm talking about! That Mr. Quacks thing! I DO NOT OWN ANY STUPID RUBBER DUCKY WITH THE NAME: MR. QUACKS!

Ryou: He's right. He owns a rubber cat that goes by the name: Ms. Pussy.

Kathleen: *is laughing uncontrollably* Ms...Ms... Ms. Pussy? Mwahahahahahahahaha! That is sooooo good… Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bakura: *blush* How was I supposed to know that Pussy meant [Beep] in the new world?

Kathleen: *still laughing uncontrollably*

Bakura: SHUT UP!

Yugi and Ryou: *sigh*

Yami: *is no where to be found*

Yugi: Please read and review! ^__^

Ryou: Show support for the insane... please...

Yugi and Ryou: *look at Kat and Bakura fighting* *sigh*