9:01 PM 3/1/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt 7 "My Sweet Honey! Trunks is the Bride"
{Pan:} Well? A great plan, huh?
{Goku:} But, I don't know about wearing this fluffy dress.

Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (large sweatdrop) (uncomfortable) I won't, even, ask.
Chuquita: (chuckling) I love taking things out of context. [points to quote] This is from one of the 4 dbgt episodes I plan
on putting in a mini-parody. 3 main differences: GT Veggie is a clone of the actual Veggie (who still looks like he did at
the end of dbz); actual Veggie aids Pan in stowing away inside the spaceship.
Vegeta: (proudly) Behold the power of vertically-challanged saiyajins!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yah...and the 3rd difference is actual Veggie develops a drink that can change Goku back to his adult
form for weeks & months at a time!
Vegeta: Thus solving your three main gripes with the spinoff.
Chuquita: Yeah, other than that, it's a pretty funny show.
Goku: (happily) I wanna sing some more!
Chuquita: You will, in fact the dbz song we're going to talk about in this one is about Chi-Chi and Gohan singing karaoke
together.
Vegeta: (snort-laugh) HAHA, Onna SINGS?
Chuquita: They use the kitchen table as their stage.
Vegeta: (snickers) Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Goku: (blinks) I never knew Chi-chan liked to sing!
Chuquita: She tells Gohan in the song how singing in the karaoke bar is her only comfort while you're off training somewhere.
Vegeta: (big smirk) With me.
Goku: I don't train with little Veggie ALL the time. Sometimes I train without him.
Vegeta: (confused) Now how the heck would you be able to do THAT?!
Goku: (grins) I dunnooooo~~
Chuquita: Gohan then tells her about how they gave the karaoke bar workers a pain when she sang 50 songs in a row the last
time they were there.
Vegeta: (evil grin) I have to find out the NAME of this karaoke bar...
Goku: (happily) Yeah! Me too! I wanna go out singing with Chi-chan sometime! We'll have so much fun singing together! (smirks
at Veggie) Since little Veggie is too shy to sing with me but if Chi-chan is comfortable singing a duet then I'm sure she
won't mind.
Vegeta: (offended) I HAVE NO PROBLEM SINGING A DUET! JUST NOT WITH YOU!
Goku: (eyes start to water) Veggie doesn't like *sniffle* the way I sing?
Chuquita: [pats Goku on the shoulder comfortingly]
Vegeta: (stammers) No that's not it! I have no problem with how you sing Kakarrotto! I just, I just don't want to sing WITH,
I mean, uhh, what, urm, what song did you have in, err, mind to sing with me?
Goku: (eyes light up) (opens his mouth) (pauses) ...umm, I forgot.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Thank God.
Chuquita: I wonder if there's any Goku & Veggie singing together songs out there?...
Goku: (happily) If anyone in the audiance has an idea for a song for me to sing with Veggie you can e-mail us or put it in
your review!
Vegeta: (pales) GAHH! DON'T POLL THE AUDIANCE YOU BAKAYARO!! (shudders) Who KNOWS what kind of embarassing songs they could
think up for ME to sing with YOU!
Goku: ...
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Chuquita: (cheerful) As Son-kun said! Give us your ideas, lyrics, whatever! And if anyone does know of a song where both
Goku & Veggie are singing (heck if there's a song about Veggie teaching you how to cook a pizza there MUST be something out
there concerning 'Kakarrotto') please tell us!
Goku: (eager) I can't WAIT to sing with my Veggie! Now that I know what a great singing voice my little Veggie has we can go
out to that karaoke bar and sing together! We might even beat Chi-chan's high score!
Chuquita: Do karaoke bars HAVE high scores?
Goku: I'm not sure. (blinks) (perks up) But if we do I KNOW me-n-Veggie can beat 'um! (turns to Veggie) RIGHT, Veggie!
Vegeta: Uhhh.... (changes the subject) So! Where did that quote come from?
Goku: (pouts at Veggie's lack of singing interest) Veggie you party pooper.
Chuquita: Actually it's from a gt episode where Pan tries to get Son-kun to impersonate this girl the village monster has
taken as his bride but since Son's in his chibi form he's not big enough to fit into the wedding dress so she makes Trunks
take Son-kun's place.
Vegeta: (gawks) (enraged) WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!! HOW DARE THAT LITTLE 1/4TH ONNA-SPAWN FORCE MY ONLY--
Goku: (big grin) EEEEEeee~~~
Vegeta: (glows bright red) (shakes it off) ONE OF MY _THREE_ SONS (Mirai and Chibi Trunks count as the same person) TO DRESS
UP LIKE A WOMAN!! HE DOESN'T EVEN SOUND ALL SQUEAKY LIKE KAKARROTTO DOES!!!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, I'm ~*squeaky*~!
Chuquita: Is that a good thing?
Goku: (happily) Coming from Veggie it is!
Chuquita: Hmm. (blinks) [looks over at Veggie who's still fuming, ranting, raving, and making death-threats upon the
'onna-spawn'] Well I guess we should get chapter 2 underway before his brain explodes.
Goku: (grins) Good idea, Chu-sama! (to audiance) And now for part 2 of "Mind Over Matter". My mind over Veggie's matter!

Summary: Goku has finally mastered a difficult technique taught to him by the aliens he learned to teleport from. The ability
to manipulate those around him with his mind! Unfortunately, when Goku becomes angered, his mind causes the source of the
anger to disappear out of existance! What happens when the large saiyajin becomes too spoiled by his newfound powers to zap
up whatever foods and toys he desires? He traps his the last unzapped buddy remaining in his house! Will Veggie be able to
calm him down before HE gets zapped away too? Will Veggie even be able to escape the Son home un-noticed to even get help?
Will anyone notice he's gone?

Vegeta: BAKA CHIBI-ONNA!!! And to think I partially trusted her due to her slightly kaka-ish traits! (snorts)
Goku: Hahaha. Don't worry Veggie! You'll always have me! [pats him on the shoulder]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm beginning to wonder if that's a good thing or not.
Goku: (grins) Of course it is! Cuz you ~*LUV*~ me!
Vegeta: [covering his ears] (eyes squinted shut; face glowing bright red) (loudly) LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie in denial.
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" I KILLED CHI-CHAN!!! " Goku wailed at the top of his lungs, falling to his knees, " WAHH-HAHHH-HAHHH!! I'M A
_MURDERER_!!! " he sobbed, " I JUST ZAPPED THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN COOK ME YUMMY FOODS AND CLEAN ME UP AND DO REALLY SPECIAL
STUFF I DON'T DO WITH ANYONE ELSE, RIGHT OUT OF EXISTANCE!!! " the large saiyajin looked upward, " FORGIVE ME CHI-CHAN! I
DIDN'T WANNA BE TURNED INTO A HUMAN!! I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY THOUGH!! "
Vegeta walked up to him, " Kakarrotto, while normally I would rejoice in victory at the idea of Onna suddenly
disappearing, the fact that YOU were the one who caused it to happen leads me to believe I should return to Capsule Corp
until further notice to avoid being "poofed" into oblivion by your strange kaka-powers. " he nodded, then turned around only
to have something lundge at his ankles, bringing him to the ground.
" NO VEGGIE DON'T GO!!! " Goku cried out, " If Veggie goes then I'll be all alone and Chi-chan's misunderstanding
spirit shall seek vengence on me for zapping her away when I didn't MEAN to! "
" No, Kakarrotto! I'm getting out of here! If I stay here you'll only zap me away too. AND I'D RATHER NOT FIND OUT
WHERE YOU PUT ONNA!! " the ouji snapped, only to have the grip on his ankles tightened.
" Let me go with Veggie then? " Goku gave him a weak smile, " Veggie can go home just let me come too. "
" Ehh.. " Vegeta looked away, uneasy with the thought.
" Doesn't Veggie luv me anymore? " the larger saiyajin's eyes watered. Vegeta froze, " I don't know WHAT I'd do if
VEGGIE didn't luv me anymore. " Goku sniffled.
" Ohhh... " Vegeta groaned, his face bright red.
" Tell me VEGGIE still loves me. " the larger saiyajin begged, " If I don't have Chi-chan and if I don't have Veggie
I won't have anybody! I don't wanna be alone!! "
Vegeta pulled his feet free of Goku's grasp and stood up, dusting himself off.
" Veggie? "
" ... "
" Veggie? " a smile began to appear on Goku's face.
" ... "
" Vehhhhhhhhhh-gEEEEEEEEEEE.... " Goku said in a sing-song voice, now grinning ear-to-ear.
" I'm taking you back to Capsule Corp so Bulma can figure out how the heck you made Onna disappear. " Vegeta said
shortly.
" And how to bring her back, right Veggie? "
" ... "
" Uhh,...................................................maybe. " Vegeta shrugged.
" WOO-HOO!!! " Goku cheered, leaping into the air, " I'M SAVIN CHI-CHAN AND VEGGIE SAYS HE LUVS ME!! " the happy
saiyajin grinned, flying off in the general direction of Capsule Corp.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta nearly choked, then teleported infront of Goku, who was still flying, " I NEVER SAID THAT!! " he
snapped, bright red in the face again.
" Aww, little Veggie doesn't have to lie to me! Even without my super-enchanced psychic-powers I can still tell when
little Veggies are lieing. " Goku smiled sneakily, " Veggie's silence is his way of saying 'of course I still love you,
Kakarrotto'! "
" IT IS NOT! " Vegeta exclaimed, " My silence is a sign that I am deep in thought. " he snorted.
" Uh-huh. " the larger saiyajin smirked, " Whatever you say little Veggie. "
" ... " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " You don't believe me, do you Kakarrotto? "
" Heeheehee, no. " Goku said sweetly, then grabbed Vegeta's wrist, " NOW OFF TO VEGGIE'S HOUSE SO WE CAN BRING BACK
CHI-CHAN!! " he cheered, teleporting them out of sight.

/dl

" You did WHAT?! " Bulma gawked, her bottom left eyelid twitching.
" Accidentally made Chi-chan disappear with my newly-learned psychic powers. " Goku cheerfully explained, sitting
in the lab with her and Vegeta, " But then little Veggie made me **FEEL** better so we decided to come to you so you could
help me bring Chi-chan back from wherever I sent her. " he grinned.
" You, "sent" Chi-Chi somewhere? " Bulma said, confused.
" Oh Bulma it was horrific! " Vegeta cringed, " I WAS only half-consious at the time thanks to Kakay of course, but
good God! Onna was going to call Dende and try and turn my poor sweet Kakay-chan into a HUMAN. " he said with disgust.
Bulma narrowed her eyes.
" No offense to you-- "
" Uh-huh. " Bulma said dryly.
" So then Kakarrotto keeps shouting "go away, go away" while Onna's nearing the door and all of a sudden *poof*
she was GONE! In a puff of smoke! " Vegeta shivered.
" I would've gotten up to go stop Chi-chan by hand but I was busy saving Veggie from drowning in the sand. " Goku
looked down sadly.
" Oh, yes. Bulma did I tell you Onna was trying to BURY ME ALIVE under the sand Kakarrotto had created for us to
spar on! " Vegeta said.
Bulma laughed lightly, " Oh Vegeta, even CHI-CHI wouldn't try to bury you ALIV-- "
" --it's true, I saw her. " Goku added, " Chi-chan was mad at Veggie for something so when he hit the ground she
started burying him! " he sniffled, " Poor little Veggie. Doesn't Chi-chan know they need air to breathe just like everybody
else. "
" Of COURSE she knew that, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta snorted, " Onna was going to kill me and wish you into a human so
you'd get all old and wrinkly with her and die a very short life like the rest of the humans. " the larger saiyajin began to
look worried, " And then I'd be all alone without Kakay to adventure out into space with me the for the next 400 years or so!
All alone without anybody else because they'd all be dead too since they're human like Onna wanted you to be! " he proclaimed
overdramatically, making out fake sobs.
" Oh brother. " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" Oh Kakay! " the ouji continued to let out fake sobs, covering his face.
" OH MY LITTLE VEGGIE!!!! " Goku wailed, caught up in the moment. He grabbed the smaller saiyajin and squeezed him
tightly, " I won't die on you I promise!!! " he held Vegeta over his shoulder. The little ouji smirked evilly.
" Sorry to break up this "touching" moment, guys, but there's several things wrong here. You're both temporarily
immortal so you can't die, and if Chi-Chi had killed you Vegeta then how could you instantly be alive again! " Bulma said.
" Kakay's special powers. " Vegeta replied.
Goku snapped his fingers causing a puppy to appear on his hand, " It really works! " he grinned, then set the puppy
down which ran off yapping deep into the lab.
Bulma sweatdropped, " I hope he's papertrained. "
" Oh don't worry, Veggie went before we left! " Goku said happily. Vegeta sweatdropped.
Bulma chuckled, " I meant the puppy. "
" Oh.....what puppy? "
" Baka. " Vegeta groaned, " AND I AM TOO PAPERTRAINED!!! "
Goku gave the ouji a coy little smile.
" He doesn't believe me. " Vegeta said dryly, then looked up at Bulma, " Can you get Kakarrotto to stop smiling at me
like that for 2 seconds! It's creepy. "
" Don't worry. He won't be able to smile AT you in a moment. "

/dl

" What the heck is this thing? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. Bulma had placed what looked like a large headband with a
thin piece of red tinted glass over Goku's head, covering his eyes. The large saiyajin sat in a seat in the lab with a
confused look on his face.
" I'm going to take a readout of Goku's brain waves. If he really is performing this by pumping his body's ki into
his brain then the amount of brain activity going on up there should be skyrocketing compaired to before he performed the
technique. " she held a machine infront of Goku's face, " Now say cheese, Son-kun! " Bulma smiled at him.
" Mmm, cheeese. " Goku grinned. The machine Bulma was holding suddenly turned into a big rounded chedder loaf. Vegeta
laughed at her.
" Thanks, Goku. " Bulma said flatly, then lifted his goggles, " Goku, do you think you could turn this piece of
cheese back into my machine? "
" Sure I can! " Goku said. Bulma let out a sigh of relief, " What's it look like? "
" Hahaha! " Vegeta laughed.
Bulma lamely threw the cheese over her shoulder only to have the puppy Goku had conjured up before run over to the
cheese loaf and eat it, " I'll go get my other machine then. "

/dl

" Wow! This is amazing! " Bulma gasped as she ran over the readout from her second machine, " Goku did you know that
if you proportioned your brain's ki in a certain direction you could become a genius! Why, you could become almost as smart
as me! You could even become smart enough to be my assistant so I wouldn't have to work so hard! "
" KAKARROTTO IS _MY_ ASSISTANT AND MY ASSISTANT ONLY!!! " the ouji roared, then froze and blinked, remembering who he
was screaming at. He backed down from standing on his toes, " Heh-heh, sorry. It was a reflex. " he grinned cheesily.
" Uh-huh. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" But I don't wanna be super-smart, Bulma. I just wanna get Chi-chan back so I'm not all alone at night. " Goku
frowned.
" Well with the amount of ki you have and with how large your will to bring Chi-Chi back to this plane from wherever
she is now, I'm surprised she's not already back. " Bulma looked puzzled, " Try focusing more of your ki to your head, then
we'll try some simple tests to see how good you are at bringing things back that you've caused to, err, disappear. "
" Really? " Goku smiled.
" Hai! " Bulma nodded, then took something out of a lunchbag on her table, " Here Goku. I want you to make this apple
disappear, then I want you to bring it back. Simple? "
" Can I eat it after I bring it back? " Goku asked.
" Haha, of course you can! I have plenty more apples upstairs anyway so you won't be costing me anything. " Bulma
placed the apple on the desk, " Now focus on the apple and wish it way like you did Chi-Chi. "
" I'll try. But I was really worried Chi-chan would do something bad when she got inside. This apple never hurt me. "
Goku sighed.
" I know that. " Bulma replied, " But you can't test this on people. Not yet! Now focus. "
Goku narrowed his eyes at the apple. Vegeta backed up several feet to get as far away from Goku as possible without
leaving the lab.
" Errrr....errrrr....Oh! " Goku pouted, " Bulma it won't work. "
" Try getting angry at it! That's what made you wish Chi-Chi away, right? "
Goku frowned, " Ooh, stupid apple! " he tried to get mad, " STUPID STUPID APPLE! GO AWAY SO I CAN GET MY CHI-CHAN
BACK!!! GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!!! " he screamed, " I WANNA SAVE CHI-CHAN SO YOU BETTER GO AWAY RIGHT NOW OR I'LL EAT YOU
UP NOW GO AWAY!!! " Goku wailed.
" *POOF*! " the apple disappeared, causing a puff of white smoke to appear around it and disappear behind it.
Bulma's jaw dropped to the floor. Vegeta peeked out from behind the filing cabinet he was hiding next to.
" Well? " Goku looked up at her.
" .....Goku, this expels so many basic scientific laws that I don't know where to start. " Bulma mumured in a weak
voice, " Ca--can you bring it back? The apple? "
" I'm not sure. " Goku bit his lip, then began to focus on the spot the apple once, " Hey! I think I got it! " he
announced victoriously. Vegeta and Bulma looked on in awe.
15 minutes later.
" Almost....there... " Goku squinted his eyes tightly.
" *POOF*! "
The large saiyajin opened his eyes. There sat an apple alright. A rather deformed and mutated looking one. His two
onlookers looked terrified.
" That IS an apple, right? " Vegeta said, disgusted.
Bulma put on a pair of rubber gloves and picked it up. She examined it and shuddered, " Yes. This is the same apple
you sent away, Goku. "
" OHHHH!! " Vegeta spat.
" I think I'm gonna need a lot of practice to bring Chi-chan back and not have her looking like that apple, huh
Bulma? " Goku laughed nervously.
" Goku, what if the place you SENT this apple to caused it to mutate like this! What if when you bring Chi-Chi back
she comes back as a blob of mutant flesh with one of her eyeballs sticking out her neck and an ear on her forehead!! " Bulma
exclaimed.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled at the thought, then yelped as Goku glared at him. The ouji let out a small whimper
at the thought of being 'sent away'.
" What'll I do till then, Bulma? I can't just go back home and not have anyone to feed me or bunk with me at night or
help me clean up stuff around my home! " Goku said, worried. Vegeta nodded in agreement.
" Why don't you stay here. " she offered. Vegeta fell over.
" WHAT?! WE CAN'T KEEP KAKARROTTO AND HIS SUPER-BRAIN POWERS HERE! HE'LL SEND US ALL WHEREVER HE SENT ONNA AND TURN
US ALL INTO MUTANTS!!! " Vegeta shrieked.
" But I want to experiment on Goku's brain some more. " Bulma said.
" Fine, have him turn you into THIS! " Vegeta held up the mutated apple.
Bulma shuddered, " Eeew. " she turned to Goku, " On second thought Son-kun, why don't you just go home and relax for
a while. " she said comfortingly, patting his shoulders.
" But then I'd be all alone. And I get so sad when I'm all alone. " he looked down at the floor, " And my tummy gets
so lonely without Chi-chan to feed it all her gourmet treats. " Goku sniffled, then smiled at Bulma, " My tummy just LUVS
Chi-chan's food! "
" Well I'm sure she'll cook you some once we figure out a way to bring her back without her ending up deformed on the
trip here. " Bulma said, " It'll just take some time, that's all. "
" Alright. " Goku said quietly, teary-eyed, " I'll go home...alone, without anyone who knows how to cook and clean
and teach me right-n-wrong and nap with me and spar and play. "
" You still SPAR with Onna? " Vegeta said, surprised; the ouji had sneaked away and was now at the top of the stairs
leading out of the lab.
" Sometimes, but I gotta be real careful with Chi-chan. " Goku nodded, then grinned widely, " Boy Chi-chan and I used
to spar together everyday for the first five years we were married. She was so nice to me then! She hasn't been nearly as
nice and sweet about me since then. If Piccolo hadn't been my little buddy at the time I would've given her the honor! " he
mused dreamily.
" If Onna was "nice" before what made her so rotten? " Vegeta asked curiously.
" Gohan. " the large saiyajin's face fell slightly, " After we had him all she wanted to do was coddle him and teach
him stuff and send him to school. She even gave up sparring and wouldn't spar with me anymore and started yelling at me more
often-- "
" --until she became the evil Onna we know today. " Vegeta finished off. The larger saiyajin nodded, then suddenly
formed a little smile on his face. Vegeta looked on uneasily, " You're doing it again. "
" Hey Veggie... " Goku still had the little smile on his face.
" Goodbye Kakarrotto, have fun examining his brain Bulma! " Vegeta laughed nervously, opening the door only to have
it close shut on him, " ACK! " he jumped back.
" Little Veggie... " Goku said teasingly.
" Bulma, tell him to stop. " Vegeta said quickly.
" Goku, Vegeta wants to leave the lab now. Please open the door for him. " Bulma smiled calmingly.
" VEGGIE can come home with me~~~ " Goku trailed off, giggling.
Vegeta let out a small whimper, then grabbed the doorknob and shook it incessantly.
" I can't let you take Vegeta with you, Goku! Your brain is dangerous like this! I'm not letting you zap my husband
away one me like you did Chi-Chi and the apple just because you got mad at him! " Bulma said more defensively.
" I won't get mad at Veggie. I NEVER get mad at my Veggie. " Goku said admiringly. Vegeta blasted a hole through the
door and squeezed through it, then ran into the kitchen only to have something pull him back through the hole and down the
stairs to where Goku and Bulma stood.
" You did that. " Vegeta looked up at Goku, the ouji now sitting on the floor.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku smiled.
" ...AHH!! " Vegeta shrieked, then once again raced for the stairs.
" VEH-GEE! " Goku whined. Vegeta froze, wishing not to disappear, then turned around to face them and sat on the
stairs, pulling his knees to his chest with thoughts of himself being mutated and mutilated in this unknown place racing
though his head.
" Yes, Kaka-chan? " he squeaked out.
" Little Veggie come home with me! " Goku grinned, " Veggie knows how to cook really yummy food and clean messes and
teach me right-n-wrong and spar with me and play games--that's 5 out of the 6 criteria of things I do with Chi-chan! "
" What's the 6th? " Bulma asked. Goku whispered it into her ear, giggling as he did so. The large saiyajin's cheeks
turned pink. Bulma's eyes widened, " ...oh. Well, yes that is probably expected. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku smiled, covering his blushing cheeks with his hands.
" Ka--Kakarrotto? " Vegeta spoke up, only to yelp when Goku teleported directly infront of him.
" Yes my favoritest little buddy Veggie in the whole wide world who can do 99% of the things with me that Chi-chan
can do? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes.
" Somebody, help. " Vegeta's shoulders hung downward.
" OH Veggie I'll have so much fun with you around! " Goku grabbed the ouji's hands.
" Kakarrotto I can't go with you!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I'M NOT AN ONNA! I'M _NOT_ "ONNA"! " he snapped at Goku, who
only giggled eagerly in response.
" Silly Veggie, I can-- "
" --you say 'I can fix that' and I swear I will blow myself up into oblivion before you get a chance to zap me away
or use your creepy kaka-mental powers to mess with my anatomy! " Vegeta threatened, pulling his hands away and forming a
small bullet of ki with his finger and aiming it at himself.
" What's anna-tommy? " Goku blinked, confused.
" I won't tell you for fear of what you would do with the knowledge. " Vegeta glared, then shuddered.
" Vegeta, come here! " Bulma called him. Vegeta cautiously got up and walked backwards down the stairs so as to keep
an eye on Goku.
" What is it? "
" Vegeta I want you to go with him. "
" WHAT?! " Vegeta shrieked, then covered her mouth and said quieter, " What?! Bulma what are you thinking! "
She removed his hands from over her mouth, " Vegeta, just go with him, keep him calm for now and I'll come and get
you later. "
" Yeah, sure. That's exactly what my father said when he handed me over to Freezer. That was his GRAND PLAN. "Let's
pretend to give Vegeta away to Freezer and then I'll round up my army and defeat Freezer, bring my son back to our planet,
and we can all live happily ever after." HA! Do you know what happened to my father when he went to save me! HIS ARMY GOT
COLD FEET AND THEY FROZE ON THE SPOT! FREEZER KILLED THEM AND THEN KILLED MY FATHER AFTER A VERY _VERY_ SHORT BATTLE WITH
HIM! AND THEN HE BLEW UP MY PLANET!!! "
Bulma looked mildly frightened, then shook it off, " I can't believe you're comparing FREEZER to GOKU! They're as
different as humanly possible! "
" Freezer had mental powers too, but not NEARLY as terrifying as the ones Kakarrotto has NOW! " Vegeta pointed at
the stairs.
" Yes, but you survived that didn't you? Just like you'll survive this one! " Bulma said determindly.
" Freezer KILLED me, Bulma. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Yes, but this is Goku. He won't "kill" you. "
" Ha! Of course not! Kakarrotto will just turn me into a mushy-minded kaka-lovin baka or "send me away" into that
vast unknown land he's been sending "bad people" away to. " Vegeta said mockingly.
" You don't HAVE to be "bad". Just be nice to him. Extra nice. " Bulma explained.
Vegeta looked back at Goku, who still had the strange little smile on his face. He turned back to Bulma, " Oh-kay, in
the state Kakarrotto is in now, being "extra nice" to him could give him the wrong impression and I may end up somewhere I
REALLY don't want to be. " Vegeta twitched.
" Veggie so cute! " Goku said happily. Vegeta looked over his shoulder.
" What'd I do? "
" Nothin. " Goku continued to smile at him, " Veggie's just so ~*cute*~! "
" ... " Vegeta looked back at Bulma again, his eyes bulging out of his head, " Ehhhh.....DON'T-MAKE-ME-GO!!! "
" Mmm~~ " a voice mmmed from behind him. Vegeta gulped and turned around to see Goku standing there with his knees
bent and holding his arms out waiting for the little ouji now just a couple feet away from him, " My favorite little
Veggie-chan! "
" No. " Vegeta told Bulma bluntly.
" Vegeta! " she hissed quietly, so as not to make Goku suspicious, " If you're able to hold off Goku until I'm able
to develop something that can, you know, clog whatever allows his ki to give him mental powers, you'd be saving us all! "
" But I don't want to save "us all". I only want to save us! " Vegeta whispered back, " Do you have any idea what
Kakarrotto used his powers on me for earlier! " he said, then looked up to see a tiny flower had just been zapped into his
hair, " THAT! " the ouji pointed at it, " Without Onna around there's no one to tell Kakarrotto when close is enough with me!
I persuade Kakarrotto to come with me and get him to be my servant-maid while Onna persuades him to ignore and despise me. It
evens out! Besides it was Onna's absense that somehow caused future me to appoint future Kakarrotto the saiyajin no oujo. I
don't want an oujo! I want a servant-maid! "
" I wanna little Veggie! " Goku said sweetly from behind the ouji. Vegeta turned around only to come face-to-face
with the larger saiyajin, " Come little Veggie! "
" Hnn... " Vegeta grumbled, folding his arms stubbornly.
" Vegeta! " Bulma snapped, " Just go keep him company! Goku loves you, he won't zap you away. "
" Yes, that's what he said about Onna too. "
" I can control it now Veggie. I promise. " Goku agreed.
" Listen, " Bulma whispered to the ouji, " If you don't go he's libel to get upset again and zap away the entire
Capsule Corp building along with everyone IN IT! And if we're both gone there's no one to stop Goku from doing that to other
people and there's no way to get everything back to normal. Just be the decoy for a little while and I'll keep in contact
with you on your cell phone. "
Vegeta sighed, then looked over at a big sparkily-eyed Goku, " Fine. I will go back with Kakarrotto. "
" YAY!! " Goku glomped onto the ouji, " Veggie's so sweet! "
" I'm aloud to make phone calls, right? " Vegeta asked him.
" Of COURSE you are little Veggie. You can make as many phone calls as you want! " he nuzzled the little ouji, who's
emotions were trapped somewhere between disgust and comfort, " Bye Bulma we will call you at dinnertime! " Goku said
cheerfully, preparing to teleport.
" Goodbye Goku! Goodluck Vegeta!! " Bulma waved to them.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her, " All I can say is this better work. "
" Aw, don't worry! " Bulma shrugged it off, smiling, " What could go wrong? "
Vegeta groaned, " I shudder to imagine. "

/dl

" We're HOOOOME! " Goku announced in a sing-song voice as he teleported himself and Vegeta back out infront of his
house. The beach was now once again grass. The flowers however had stayed the same.
" Correction, YOU'RE home. My home is that way. " Vegeta pointed over his shoulder.
" :) "
" ...yeeah. " the ouji looked around uneasily, " Listen Kakarrotto. Just because you now have, urm-- "
" --magical powers-- " Goku offered, grinning at the ouji.
" --it still doesn't change the order of things. I'm still the prince and you're still the peasant. " Vegeta finished
" I understand, Veggie. " Goku nodded, then picked the ouji up under his arm and walked inside the house. He plopped
the smaller saiyajin on the living room couch, " I want you to stay here and take a nap while I go catch us some fish!
Then Veggie can fry them up all yummy just like Chi-chan used to before I accidentally zapped her away! " he chirped.
" Kakarrotto I'm not so sure about this. " Vegeta said as he layed down on the couch, " What if you-- " he looked up
only to see the larger saiyajin was gone. Vegeta sighed, " ...this is gonna be a long day. "

/dl

" *ZZZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZzzz* "
" *psst* Veggie? "
" *ZZZzzzZZZ-- "
" Veggie wake up. " Goku shook the small saiyajin lightly, " Please wake up Veggie I have something really amazing to
show you. "
" Uh? " Vegeta opened his eyes to see Goku standing there holding a humongous fish in his arms. The ouji twitched,
" Ohhh! " he closed his eyes and groaned, then pulled the blanket over his head, " "blanket"? " Vegeta blinked, then poked
his head out from under a big red fleece blanket.
" Veggie looked cold so I got you something nice to keep warm with. " Goku happily spoke up, then pointed to a pillow
twice the size of Vegeta's head, " AND I got you this big puffy pillow too! Chi-chan says I shouldn't spoil little Veggie,
but since she's not here right now I don't see why I can't spoil Veggie just a little bit! After all he deserves it! " Goku
smiled at the comfortable saiyajin on his couch.
" I think I'm starting to understand the good points about staying here with you, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked.
" HERE COOK MY FISH! " Goku eagerly shoved the gigantic mackerel in Vegeta's face.
" ...so much for my moment of comfort. " Vegeta said dryly. The ouji sat up and hopped off the couch.
" *squeak*! "
Vegeta froze and looked down to see he was now wearing a fuzzy pink slippers. The ouji sweatdropped.
" You can't nap with boots on, silly Veggie! " Goku laughed, pointing to Vegeta's boots which he had set down on the
side of the couch.
" Right. " Vegeta cringed at the babyish-looking slippers, then took Goku's fish and headed into the kitchen, " So
what do you want me to make with it? "
Goku teleported to a chair in the kitchen table, sitting down in it, " Something yummy! " he cheered.
" Well, that's specific. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto what's your favorite way to eat this? "
" When Chi-chan fries it! "
" Huh. I suppose I could do that. " Vegeta looked the fish over, " Where does Onna keep the cooking instruments?"
" *poof*! "
" There. " Goku pointed to the kitchen counter, which was now completely covered with various cooking objects.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Uh, thanks. " the ouji said, then quickly fried up the fish in 1/4 of the time it took Chi-Chi. Vegeta looked at
the finished food proudly, then set it on the table and sliced a piece out of it for himself.
" WOW Veggie that looks great! " Goku chirped, then grabbed the whole thing and ate it in one bite. Vegeta looked on
in shock, his piece of the fish still on his fork, " MMM~~!! "
Vegeta stared at the empty plate, hurt and frustrated, " I just took 20 minutes to make that, and you ate it in 20
SECONDS! " he exclaimed, then sighed, " No wonder Onna gets so testy all the time. You big baka! You only took a moment to
compliment the stupid meal then shoved it clear down your throat!!! "
" You gonna eat that? " Goku pointed to the piece of fish on Vegeta's fork. The ouji glared and ate it. Goku frowned.
" Kakarrotto you are so lucky I had a big breakfast this morning. " Vegeta snorted, then reached to take his fuzzy
pink slippers off, " And these things are embarassing to wear! "
" Veggie don't take your slippers off! It's cold outside! Your little Veggie-feet will FREEZE! " Goku gasped.
Vegeta rolled his eyes at him and stood up, " What are you TALKING about Kakarrotto! It's 80' outside! " he looked
out the window and sweatdropped to see what looked like a blizzard. Vegeta looked back at Goku who was staring at him with a
big grin on his face, " YOU did that, didn't you? "
" Uh-huh! " Goku nodded happily, " I can control the weather now! Isn't that cool, little Veggie? "
" It's frightening, that's what it is. " Vegeta mumbled to himself, " Say, Kakarrotto. You wouldn't mind shutting the
blizzard OFF, would you? "
" But little Veggie if I did that your cute lil Veggie-slippers wouldn't be nearly as comfy. " Goku said.
" These are NOT "Veggie-slippers"! If I were to make my own brand of slippers they would not be fluffy, pink and
cute! Baka! " Vegeta snapped.
Goku giggled, " I know something that is. " he pointed to the ouji. Vegeta looked over to see the larger saiyajin had
just turned the ouji's tail a pink color.
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked, " TURN IT BACK TURN IT BACK!!! "
Goku snapped his fingers and the tail once again recovered it's brownish tint. Vegeta wiped the nervous sweat off his
face.
" Kakarrotto, don't you EVER EVER EVER do ANYTHING like that AGAIN!! " he screamed.
Goku only giggled in response, " Heeheehee. "

/dl

" Wait, go over it again. " Kuririn asked.
Bulma sighed at the entourage of people she had assembled in her living room. Kuririn, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Chaoutzu,
Piccolo, Mirai, Goten, Trunks, Gohan, Bura, and herself.
" Oh-kay, Goku has just learned a new technique that allows him to manipulate matter and people by merely sending
large amounts of ki from his body to his mind. He accidentally wished Chi-Chi out of existance with this trick and is now
holding Vegeta hostage more-or-less. I have deviced an antidote that will plug Goku's mind from over-absorbing any of his
body's ki therefore minimizing the effects of his technique. However we will need to subdue him first in order for him to
either learn the technique well enough to be able to bring Chi-Chi back from wherever he sent her, or we will need Goku to
teach one of us the technique so someone else can bring her back. "
Bura raised her hand.
" Yes Bura. " Bulma pointed to her.
" Do we really WANT Chi-Chi back? " she gave her best smile.
" ... " the others in the room looked back and forth between one another.
" Well she DOES yell a lot... " Kuririn trailed off.
" Not to mention dislikes us for being warriors and regards us as bad influences. " Tenshinhan added.
" She's better to deal with than Vegeta would be. " Yamcha noted, " Can you imagine having to see him there everytime
we go to Goku's house? "
" Goku's not KEEPING him! " a small vein bulged on Bulma's forehead, " He's only a rental and decoy to keep Son's
powers under control. When Goku gets mad people disappear! Vegeta's usually good at keeping him pretty content. "
" Kaasan wouldn't like this Bulma. " Gohan said.
" We have no other choice! And besides according to both of them Chi-Chi caused herself to be away by threatening to
wish Son-kun into a human. " Bulma explained.
" What's so bad about being human? " Yamcha said, slightly offended.
" Bulma-san? " Goten tugged at her pantleg. Bulma looked down at him, " Where did my Mommy go? "
Bulma smiled weakly, " We're, not sure, Goten. " she perked up, " But we do have a way to bring your Mommy back. Why,
Goku was able to send an apple away and still bring it back, and with some practice by him or someone else, she'll be back
in no time and good as new. "
" Out of curiousity, where is this apple? " Kuririn asked. Bulma paled.
" Well, err, " she bit her lip and pulled a zip-lock baggie out of a nearby container to expose the mutated apple.
" OH EEW!! " Bura cringed, " That's nasty!! "
" ...can we still eat it? " Goten asked.
" I wanna touch it! " Trunks grinned at the creepy-looking apple.
" NOBODY is touching or eating the apple. " Bulma repremanded them.
" Ohh.. " both boys groaned.
" Hey Kaasan did it look like that before Goku made it disappear, or is it just decaying? I can't really tell. "
Mirai said, confused.
" Actually, son, the apple looked sort of like this when Goku made it disappear. " she held up a normal looking
apple, " It came back looking like this from wherever it was. " Bulma motioned to the former.
" You mean, whatever happened to that apple happened to Kaasan? " Gohan gulped.
" It's a possiblility. " Bulma said quietly, " However I doubt it. This just means Goku's skill in this area isn't
tuned finely enough. Personally I would rather plug his ability to perform it first and then have him teach Gohan the skill.
He could use it responsibly and with all the training he's recieved meditation-wise from Piccolo he could probably bring
Chi-Chi back here the same way she left without any problems. "
" ME?! " Gohan gawked, " But--what if _I_ mess up! Like with the apple! " he pointed at it, " Kaasan'll never forgive
me!!! "
" Oh she'll forgive YOU alright, Mr. More-important-than-Kakarroujo-just-because-he's-Chi-Chi's-son. " Bura said
mockingly.
" That's not true! Kaasan cares about Toussan just as much as she cares about me! " Gohan defended her.
" ... "
" ... "
" Whatever you say Gohan. " Bura rolled her eyes skeptically.
" She WAS only searching for you when her, Videl, and I were all in otherworld. " Bulma said uneasily, " Chi-Chi
didn't mention looking for Goku or even Goten. "
" Mmph? " Goten shot to attention, the normal apple chewed up and inside his cheeks, making them seem bloated like
a squrrel's. Trunks laughed at him.
" But that doesn't mean we should just leave her wherever she is now! " Bulma added.
" I want Mommy back. " Goten raised his arms, " Who's gonna cook us food and tuck us in at night and tell us how much
she loves us! "
" And who's gonna keep Kakarroujo locked up in that cold damp cage in the basement. " Bura said with distaste.
" We don't have a basement. " Goten blinked.
" ...oh. "
" So how do you suggest we go about shaking Goku of this power? " Tenshinhan asked.
" Hmm-hmm! I'm glad you asked that question! " Bulma lit up, " As a matter of fact I have a plan all laid out, but
I'm going to need all of you to help me on this. This isn't just Chi-Chi and Vegeta's lives at stake here, this is all of
us. In fact this is everyone who comes into contact with Goku. Tenshinhan you don't want to end up with FOUR eyes, do you? "
" Well as a matter of fact it would help me balance out my visi-- "
" --see! " Bulma said, " Now let's get going. "
" Uh, Bulma? " Gohan asked, " Are you sure it's safe to have Vegeta over there? With Toussan I mean? "
" Oh calm down, Gohan. I'm positive Vegeta has everything under control. "

/dl

" NO. "
" Aww, come on Veggie! "
" I SAID NO! " Vegeta snapped from inside that bathroom. Goku was standing outside the bathroom door wearing a pair
of sandals, a long grass hula skirt, and holding a guitar under one arm.
" Please Veggie, you'll love to hula! It's so much fun! I even made the weather nice and warm outside again so we can
go hula outside on the beach once you get the hang of it! " Goku pleaded, " It's so much fun. I know you wanna do it. " he
smirked.
" I do NOT want to do it! It's stupid and embarassing! "
" And just who is little Veggie going to embarass himself infront of? I'm the only other one here! And I am not
embarassed by ANYTHING my little Vedge'ums does because I *LOVE* him and *CARE* for him so very much! "
" ... "
" ...Veggie? "
Vegeta opened the door and stepped out wearing a smaller long grass skirt along with a ring of flowers around his
wrists, ankles, and one around his head in a simliar fashion Goku had zapped on him earlier. The ouji had a ticked off
expression on his face.
" ~*OH VEGGIE LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE IN YOUR LIL HULA OUTFIT*~! " Goku squealed with big sparkily eyes.
" You just HAD to see me do a "cute little dance" for you, didn't you Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said, aggrivated.
" Yeah! And this is just the way to do it! " Goku gave him a quick hug, then let go, " Now lemmie show you how you
hula. " he picked up his guitar and started to play, " Now first you gotta swing your hips with the beat but move your
arms and legs with the rhythem. " Goku began, doing so while playing the guitar.
" Just how many other dances besides this and the fusion one did those Metamoriese teach you? " Vegeta asked,
twitching with embarassment.
" Oh, lots! " Goku said happily, " Why I could teach Veggie another one later on if he'd like me to. "
" NO! No no no. No thanks Kakarrotto. " the ouji laughed nervously, then watched as the larger saiyajin turned his
attention to his guitar and started to play it again. Goku let out a little giggle while the ouji stared on blankly.
" Aww, Veggie. " Goku smiled warmly, then looked up at Vegeta, " Dance for me. "
" Uhh... " Vegeta blinked in confusion, then started to feel something move beneath him. The ouji looked down and let
out a yelp to see his feet were moving on their own, " AHHH!! " he shrieked, his arms now following the feet's movements,
" KAKARROTTO YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! "
" Heeheehee, I didn't know I could control people's movements too Veggie! " Goku said excitedly while continuing to
play, " You look so adorable doing your lil hula! "
" I AM NOT ADORABLE!! " the ouji exclaimed, his face bright red, " NOW RELEASE MY BODY FROM THIS BAKA CONTROL OF
YOURS RIGHT NOW!!! "
" K. " Goku snapped his fingers, causing Vegeta to stop hulaing. The ouji sighed in relief, " I guess it is better if
Veggie learned on his own. " he put the guitar down, then walked over to the small saiyajin and grinned, " Veggie just follow
my lead oh-kay? " Goku said cheerfully, then put his own arms out to demonstrate moving back and forth, " See? Isn't this
simple Veggie? "
Vegeta grumbled, " I still think it looks embarassing. "
" Little Veggie this is not embarassing! And there's no fusion in it so you don't have to worry. " he said, then
grinned, " Remember, you can't have fusion without the fun! "
Vegeta thought outloud, " F, U, S, I---oh Kakarrotto that's disgustingly cute! " Vegeta groaned.
" That's just cuz Veggie's too shy to show how sweet-n-lovable he can be! " the larger saiyajin said, still hulaing,
" I COULD use my new powers to make Veggie act like he's really feels inside, OR Veggie could avoid being made even sweeter
and just hula with me for a little while. " Goku nodded.
" Hn. " Vegeta looked away stubbornly, then uneasily started to slowly move his arms back and forth the way the had
been by themselves just a minute ago.
" That's my Veggie! You can do it! " Goku said eagerly, " You're almost there little buddy! "
Vegeta snorted, now moving his legs as well, " What are you talking about, Kakarrotto. I AM there! " he boasted, now
completely hulaing with the larger saiyajin.
" Wow Veggie I was right! You really ARE a good lil hula-er! " Goku smiled, proud of the ouji, " I knew you'd love
it! "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta grinned, then blushed lightly, " This is kinda fun! " he said happily, then froze, " That's
scary. " the color ran out of his face.
" It's not scary, Veggie! You're just having a good time! " Goku said, then grabbed the ouji by one of his hands and
spun in around on his toes. Vegeta yelped and Goku let go several seconds later, causing the smaller saiyajin to wobble
around the room, still spinning, " I think I'm gonna throw up! "

/dl

" *Yawn*! " Vegeta let out large yawn as he watched tv from the comfort of the large plush sofa in Goku's living room
that Chi-Chi always forbid the ouji to sit in. He smiled as he closed his eyes, ready to fall asleep after a tiring yet
slightly entertaining hula session with the larger saiyajin. The ouji didn't want to admit it but he did have fun doing
something goofy with no one around to see or find out about it.
" *Psst*! Oh Veh-geeeeeee~~~ " a little voice called from the kitchen. Vegeta lazily opened one eye, the ouji now
back wearing his regular training outfit, " I have a sur-prise for you! "
" I wonder what it could be. " Vegeta said dryly, yawning again, then closing his eyes for the second time.
" Little Veggie don't you wanna get up and come see what I wanna show you! It's very amazing and very spectacular! "
Goku's voice egged him on.
Vegeta sighed, " Will you leave me alone if I do? "
" Of COURSE litle Veggie! " Goku said sweetly, then bounced up and down in the kitchen, " Just come see!! "
Vegeta sat up and slumped off of the sofa, then wobbled towards the kitchen only to come face to face with a mirror.
Vegeta went bug-eyed to see his reflection in a mirror he had never noticed before. He raised his arm and his reflection did
the same, then repeated the action with his other arm, " Hmm, ::Kakarrotto's powers keep getting weirder and weirder:: " he
thought to himself, then looked into the kitchen and froze to see the backround behind his reflection was the kitchen while
his own backround was still the living room. Vegeta stared at the reflection in shock and then reached out nervously and
tapped it on the shoulder, " AAUGH! " he screamed.
" Aw, ya found me! " the reflection pouted, then grinned, " Hey little Veggie guess what I can do now with my new
power? I CAN CHANGE SHAPE! Just like Puar and Oolong! " Vegeta's reflection disappeared in a poof Goku re-appeared in his
regular form, " Isn't that AMAZING!!! " he waved his arms in the air.
" Heh-heh, yeah, it sure is "amazing" all right. " Vegeta laughed nervously, his whole body nerve-shot, " Is there
anything you can't do now? "
" Ooh ooh ooh! Lookit this one! " Goku said excitedly, then poofed into what looked like a ouji half the original
one's size, only with a puffier tail, bangs, bigger pupils, and a chubby little body, " Ain't I ~*CUTE*~!! " he squealed,
" I've been practicing different forms while you were asleep. This one's *SO*SOFT*! And look what happens when I touch my
belly! " he poked his own stomach, which let out a high-pitched squeak, " EEEE~~~ " Goku grinned, content.
" I DON'T look like that Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grumbled, folding his arms, embarassed.
" I can make Veggie look like-- "
" --NO! " Vegeta yelped, " Kakay, I'd really appreciate it if you DIDN'T use your powers to do ANYTHING to my body. "
he gave a cheesy grin, trying to keep both the fear and anger from rising in the pit of his stomach.
" Awwww, that's the first time Veggie's called me "Kakay" again since we got here! " Goku smiled at Vegeta, then
poofed back into himself, " Wanna see another one? " he asked.
" No. " Vegeta turned around only to have Goku teleport infront of him.
" Come on Veggie! It's not you this time! " Goku whined.
Vegeta looked uncertain, " Well... "
" Veggie close your eyes! " Goku giggled, taking Vegeta's hands and covering his eyes with them, " Now don't open
them til I tell you, k? "
" Hnn. "
Vegeta heard the poof noise again, " Oh-kay Veggie! You can move your hands off your eyes now! "
" Do I really want to? " Vegeta remarked dryly.
" Of course you do! Now do it! " Goku eagerly awaited it.
Vegeta gulped at what he might see, then removed his hands anyway only to nearly choke when he saw what was standing
before him, " *GAK*!! "
" Introducing Kayka! The saiyajin no oujo! " Goku announced happily, " Tell me, do I look just like the oujo from
Veggie's play or what! " he grinned, " Pretty cute huh? Whadda ya think? " the larger saiyajin said, now looking exactly like
the female saiyajin version of himself from the ouji's play the duo had been involved with almost 2 months ago.
Vegeta's bottom eyelid twitched, " Uhhh.... " he felt his cheeks heat up.
" Remember after the play was over and Mirai brought her to even come see us! I bet she was her Veggie's oujo! "
Goku boasted, twirling around, " Can I be Veggie's oujo NOW? " he said w/big sparkily eyes.
The ouji stared onward, his face glowing bright red, " Oh Kayka.... " Vegeta mused dreamily. Goku let out a few
entertained giggles, snapping Vegeta out of it, " NO YOU CAN'T, KAKARROTTO!!! NOW CHANGE BACK RIGHT THIS SECOND! " Vegeta
exclaimed.
" Aww, " 'Kayka' pouted, then poofed back into Goku's original form, " But I wanna be Veggie's oujo. "
" Well you can't! No matter WHAT "form" you're in! " Vegeta snorted.
" But I would make such a *wonderful* oujo, little Veggie! " Goku sighed, " We could do all sorts of royal stuff
together! "
" You mean THAT'S why you want to be my oujo? You want to see all the secret "royalty" things I do? " the ouji
said curiously.
" Well, one of the reasons. " Goku smiled as Vegeta walked past him, " I have many many different reasons why I
wanna be Veggie's oujo instead of his servant-maid. " he said warmly, " In fact, I made a list! " Goku chirped, pulling a
very long list out of his pocket, " Reason 1, because I luv my little Veggie very very much! Reason 2, because I'd get to
wear a pretty oujo crown that matches Veggie's pretty ouji crown. Reason 3-- "
" --that's enough, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta felt his face start to redden again.
" ...can I be Veggie's oujo now? "
" NO! "
" Why not! "
" BECAUSE AN OUJO AND AN OUJI ARE--well they're like, like this. " Vegeta intertwined the fingers on each of his
hands together and held them out towards Goku, " See? "
" ... " Goku cocked his head, confused, " Uhhh... "
The ouji sighed, " You don't get it. "
" Not really. " the larger saiyajin shook his head.
" Forget it then. " Vegeta unlatched his two hands, " It's no use explaining that type of thing to YOU, Kakarrotto. "
he said, walking towards the hallway. Goku teleported next to him and floated alongside the ouji.
" But Veggie I wanna know! " Goku pouted, " Please tell me about oujos and oujis, Veggie. I'll listen I promise. " he
begged, " I ALWAYS listen to Veggie. " the saiyajin said warmly.
Vegeta twitched, glowing bright red, " I'll--I'll tell you later. " he mumbled, " Now move out of the way so I can
go to the bathroom. "
" Hmm? " Goku blinked, then looked over his shoulder to see the bathroom door behind him, " OH! Haha, " he floated
away from it, " I'd hate to see Veggie have to piddle his pants just cuz I'm blocking the bathroom door! " Goku laughed as
Vegeta opened the door and walked inside, then closed it behind him, " ...VEGGIE, YOU OH-KAY IN THERE? " Goku called through
the door.
" Hai, I'm fine, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh-kay. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Don't forget to flush, Veggie! "
" I KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET, KAKARROTTO!!! "

/dl

" Stupid Kakarrotto. Thinks I'm as ignorant about Earth-technology as when I first landed here. " the ouji grumbled
as he pulled a towel out of the linen closet in the bathroom. The ouji had taken the laundry basket and propped it up under
the doorknob to keep Goku from coming in, " I can't let Kakarrotto know I need to take a shower. He'll come in here and
invade my privacy with even more of the kaka-germs I'm aiming to wash OFF my body and say something like "Oh does little
Veggie know how to turn the water on, let me do it for you" or "Here Veggie let me wash your back, you're probably too little
to reach it and I'd be glad to help". " Vegeta mimicked as he got undressed to having a towel around his waist, " In fact I
don't think a shower's going to cut it this time. I'm gonna need a complete bath to feel clean after THIS mess. " he said,
then pulled open the curtain and let out a yelp.
" KAKARROTTO WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR BATHTUB!!!! " a cry exclaimed throughout the house.
" Chi-chan and I couldn't afford a tub, Veggie. " Goku said.
Vegeta shrieked and whipped around to see Goku standing there. He narrowed his eyes, " Will you CUT THAT OUT! " he
clutched on protectively to his towel.
" I thought you were going to the bathroom, Veggie. " Goku said, baffled.
" Yes, I was going to the bathroom so I could take a BATH. Not because I had to pee, baka. " the ouji folded his
arms.
" OH. " Goku said as if enlightened, " Well if you wanna take a bath, Veggie, you'll have to use the tub outside. "
he smiled.
" You mean that empty radiation tub you brought back from the dump! Ha! No thanks, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said
stubbornly, " I'd rather stink than grow a third arm or something due to whatever used to live in that thing! "
" But Veggie we got rid of that one a long time ago. " Goku said, surprised, " We bought a nice brand new one with
some of the money Goten won at the tournament. It's really big. Come see! " he grabbed the smaller saiyajin by the arm and
teleported them both outside infront of the large metal pool-like object, " Introducing our NEW tub! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " It's taller than me. " he glanced up at Goku, " You purposely got one that's taller than me,
didn't you? "
" I never thought Veggie'd be using our tub before so I really didn't think about it. " Goku looked down at the tub,
then at Vegeta, " Heehee, I know what to do! " he snapped his fingers and the large pool instantly shunk several inches,
allowing Vegeta to peek over the top of it without standing on his toes, " Better? "
" Much. " the ouji smirked, then paused, " So, how do you fill it up? "
" Well, usually we carry buckets of water from the river to the tub and gather firewood to stick underneath it so the
water warms up... " Goku trailed off. Vegeta frowned, " BUT, thanks to my new technique, we don't have to do that now! " Goku
snapped his fingers and the tub was instantly filled with warm water, a healthy fire underneath it, " There! Doesn't that
look like fun little Veggie? " the larger saiyajin said happily.
" Yes. " Vegeta snickered enjoyingly at the water, then glanced over his shoulder at Goku, " You can go back in the
house now, Kakarrotto. "
" Why? "
" ... "
" ... "
" BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST GO TAKE A BATH WITH YOU OUT HERE TWO FEET AWAY FROM ME, BAKAYARO!! " the ouji screamed, then
let out a snort, " I don't sit around here while YOU bath yourself! "
" Chi-chan did. " Goku squeaked out.
" Heh-heh-heh, I'm SURE she did. " Vegeta said with distaste, " Baka Onna, at least she's gone. " he said, trying to
undo the knot he made with his towel.
" That's mean Veggie. " Goku frowned, then thought outloud, " I only kinda miss Chi-chan now. She would yell and
punish me real bad if she knew I was letting little Veggie use our bathtub since I'm the only one who uses it all the time.
Sometimes Goten does....hey Veggie you need help with that? " he pointed to the ouji's struggle to unknot his towel.
" No Kakarrotto I can do this well enough on my own! " Vegeta said stubbornly, then grunted angrily as he pulled at
the knot, " Stupid THING! " he snapped.
Goku walked over to Vegeta and smiled at the large knot, " Silly little Veggie! " he laughed, " All you have to do
is pull this lil piece here. " he gave a small untouched part of the knot a light pull, completely undoing the whole thing
so Vegeta had to hold the towel inplace himself. The ouji stared at him in utter shock and slight terror, " Aww, Veggie so
cute! " the larger saiyajin placed his fingers under Vegeta's chin and slowly pushed up, closing Vegeta's open, hanging jaw.
" I'll be inside working if you need me, little buddy! All you have to do is call, I'll be able to hear you. " Goku
said happily as he headed back inside.
Vegeta looked over at the house, then the tub, then his towel with a creeped-out feeling hanging over his head, " I
really, really want to go home now. "

/dl

" Bulma-san! " Goten whined, " Bulma-san this is taking too long! Why don't we just fly back to my house! " he
pouted as he sat in the bus with the rest of the group.
" Because if we fly there's too good a chance of Goku spotting us. We can't let him know we're coming so we're just
going to drive there together and keep our ki's as low as possible, got it? "
" Is Toussan THAT dangerous now that he knows this ONE trick, that we have to sneak up to approach him? " Gohan
gawked.
" Unfortunately. " Bulma frowned, " You weren't there to see how he handled that apple! And how he locked the lab
door with his mind! And how he was able to mentally drag Vegeta clear from the living room through the kitchen and back
downstairs to the lab without even touching him! "
" Wow! That's so cool! " Goten said excitedly.
" I don't see what's so cool about that. My Toussan could do that too. " Trunks boasted.
" But, Uncle Veggie doesn't know how to make stuff appear and disappear. " Goten blinked, confused.
" Well, maybe he doesn't know, but once he does it'll take him only half the time it took YOUR Toussan to learn it! "
Trunks smirked.
" Really? " Goten said, surprised.
" Trunks, I really wouldn't approve of Vegeta learning that trick. It would go straight to his head, and already
starting to go to Son-kun's. " Bulma shook her head, " I'm worried he might get a little...power hungry. "
" Son Goku? OUR Son Goku Haha, you're kidding! " Yamcha laughed at the thought, " He's one of the nicest people we
know, why would Son suddenly go completely dominating over everybody like he's "King of the Universe" or something. That
could never happen! "
" ... "
" ...could it? "
" Nah! " Kuririn brushed the idea off, " Taking over the universe goes completely against what Goku stands for! "
" But what about taking over the EARTH? " Yamcha's eyes widened.
" Yamcha if you say one more bad thing about Goku I will throw you out of this bus right now, personally! " Bulma
said, annoyed, " I can have him do to you, what he did to the apple. Do you want that! "
" No. "
" What if Goten's Dad does to ALL OF US what he did to the apple? " Trunks asked curiously, " Will we all sprout
extra limbs and get all mutated like the apple did? "
" I want antennae like Piccolo-san! " Goten put his fingers on his head, making pretend that they were antennae.
" Trust me, you don't. " Piccolo said, interupting his meditation.
" How much longer till we're at Kakarroujo's, Kaasan? " Bura whined, getting tired, " I'm getting bored of riding in
this stupid bus. "
" We have been on the road for a good too hours now. " Tenshinhan pointed out, " However there is no rush. If we were
to hurry it would give us less time to create a good plan and give Goku and advantage. "
" Very well said, Tenshinhan. " Bulma nodded, " See that Bura, you could learn some patience from him. "
" Of COURSE he needs to have patience! Look at him! He's got THREE EYES! " Bura exclaimed.
" Does that give you 20 20 20 vision? " Goten asked, grinning.
" Boy I hope he never needs to wear glasses, can you imagine what they would look like? " Trunks snickered; Goten
quickly joined him.
" You know, I liked Gohan as a chibi much better then you guys. " Tenshinhan grumbled.
Piccolo sighed, reminiscing, " Me too... "
:::" I love you Piccolo-san! " 5 year old Gohan chirped, hugging Piccolo's leg. The namekian smiled:::
As opposed to.
:::" This is stupid Piccolo, " Trunks whined.
" Yeah, we're too tired to train right now. " Goten yawned.
" OOH! YOU BETTER GET UP RIGHT NOW!! DON'T YOU REALIZE THE ENTIRE PLANET'S RELYING ON YOU RIGHT NOW! " Piccolo
exclaimed. Both chibis stared at him, then went back to sleep.
" Whatever Piccolo. " Trunks mumbled:::
Piccolo sighed again, saddened, then glanced over at Gohan to see he was wearing his 'Great Saiyaman' outfit, " I
REALLY miss chibi Gohan. " he groaned, " It's a good thing GOKU never changes. "
" Of course he won't change, you guys. " Kuririn agreed, " When we get there he'll still be the same 'ol Son Goku we
all know and love. I'm sure of it! "

/dl

" Ahhhhhhh~~~ " Vegeta let out a pleased noise as he layed in the tub, surrounded by warm water and dozens of little
white bath-bubbles, " And not a Kakarrotto in sight. " he stretched his arms out, " It's so nice to get away from him for
a little while. Kakarrotto was actually starting to creep me out. " he nodded, then shook his head, letting some of the
water fly out of his wet, temporarily gravity-effected hair. The ouji got out of the tub and dried himself off, " I feel
so much better now. All clean and kaka-germ free! " Vegeta grinned at the thought, then opened the door to the side of the
Son home only to bump into a large orange blob. The small saiyajin looked up to see Goku standing there staring at the
ouji w/big sparkily eyes and a mushy look on his face. Vegeta backed up two steps and slammed the door in his face.
" Maybe I should go back to the tub for a while longer. " he said, nerve-shot.
" Veggie shouldn't stay in too long or he'll get all pruney and wrinkled. " Goku opened the door and smiled at him,
" It's getting cold outside again. Come in here little Veggie and I'll dry your hair for you. "
" I can dry my own hair. " Vegeta boasted, then froze as storm-clouds appeared out of nowhere and it started to pour
near-flood conditions. The ouji blinked, then turned around towards Goku, who happily held up the hairdryer and a brush,
" You can't leave well-enough alone, can you Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Aw, Veggie's not well-enough OR alone! " Goku laughed, not understanding, " Now come inside before you catch a cold
and get sick on me! "
Vegeta grumbled and wobbled inside only to be covered in another towel, temporarily blinding him, " Kakarrotto-- " he
said warningly.
" --better go dry yourself off first Veggie! I don't wanna accidentally electricute you! " Goku said, lifting up the
large towel out from over Vegeta's eyes.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta wandered into a nearby room to dry off, then returned with the extra-large towel wrapped around
him like a robe.
" Just sit over there on the couch while I hook it up, Veggie. " Goku said, walking over to the electrical socket and
doing so.
Vegeta sat on a nearby chair, watching the larger saiyajin out of the corner of his eyes with an uneasy feeling in
his stomach. The ouji slowly got up as to not arouse suspicion from Goku and turned in the direction of the blowdryer. He
aimed at the wire and fired a small ki blast at it. The blowdryer instantly turned off. Goku looked at it, puzzled.
" That's strange. " he murmured.
" Maybe there's something wrong with the power source. You should go check. " Vegeta suggested.
" Good idea Veggie! " Goku brightened up, " I'd hate to lose all power in the whole house. We'd freeze tonight. "
" Yeah I'm sure you'd just hate to lose "all power" alright. " Vegeta grumbled, " Baka.. " he waited for Goku to
leave, then dashed to the kitchen and grabbed the phone to call Bulma's cell phone. The ouji waited nervously as it continued
to ring, " Come on Bulma! PICK UP THE STUPID PHONE! " he hissed quietly at it as he heard Goku's footsteps coming back from
where he had gone.
" Hello? " a voice finally answered. The ouji sighed in relief.
" Bulma! " he snapped.
" Vegeta? " she said, surprised, " Vegeta what are you-- "
" --KAKARROTTO'S LOSING HIS MIND AND YOU'RE CONVINCING HIM TO TAKE ME BACK TO CAPSULE CORP _RIGHT_ _NOW_!!! " Vegeta
screamed, " You thought what that baka did in the lab was bad, you haven't even SEEN what he's shown me here! "
" Vege--ugh, just calm down Vegeta, we're already on our way. " she said. The saiyajin smiled weakly, " But until we
get there just keep stalling him. "
" STALL HIM!? HE WANTS TO BRUSH MY HAIR!!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Let him! Just do what you do to him whenever you're trying to egg Chi-Chi on. " Bulma told him.
" But that's DIFFERENT! " Vegeta said, " When Onna's here I have an incentive to want to do this kind of thing. With
just it being Kakarrotto and I, it feels WEIRD. "
" I don't care! He can make you disappear in a second and you know it! "
Vegeta let out a grunt.
Bulma smiled, " You understand. Just do it, Vegeta. I promise I'll be there in less than a couple hours. "
" HOURS?! " he nearly choked.
" Well yeah, I have to drive so Son doesn't sense I'm coming. " she explained.
" Oh. " the ouji looked around the room, " Well could you at least drive a little faster! Kakarrotto's seriously
starting to frighten me. I think all this ki energy to the brain's making his I.Q. go up or something so you better think
a really good excuse to get me out of here before he-- "
" --who ya talkin to, little Veggie? "
Vegeta spun around to see Goku standing in the doorway with a slightly suspicous look on his face.
" Uhhh, " Vegeta sputtered, " --before he decides he doesn't want any pepperoni on his pizza. " he finished his
sentence.
" What? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" Heh-heh, pizza-man. " Vegeta cheesily pointed at the phone, " I thought I'd, you know, order us some pizza since
I felt a little hungry and thought you might be, too. "
" Aww, Veggie you don't have to go through all that trouble. " Goku smiled, taking the phone from Vegeta and hanging
it up. The ouji gulped with an ominous feeling of doom hanging over his head, " Besides I can just zap some up for us on
my own. " he said happily, then snapped his fingers causing a dozen pizzas in pizza boxes to appear on the kitchen table,
" There's lots of toppings to choose from, little buddy! Take your pick! "
" Umm, uhh, " Vegeta looked at the pizza boxes and Goku nervously, then reached back for the phone, " Oh that's,
that's great Kakarrotto. Just let me call back the pizza-man and tell him to cancel the order. Heh-heh. " he grabbed the
phone just as Goku sat down, " Kakarrotto, do you mind? " he narrowed his eyes.
" Veggie there is nothing you can say to the pizza-people that you can't say to me. " Goku nodded, " Besides, I wanna
get a head start eating these yummy pizzas! "
Vegeta hid the phone and began dialing the number on it.
" Strange, that doesn't sound like the noise the phone makes when Chi-chan calls the pizza-people. " Goku said
curiously.
" Err, this is a different pizzaria. " Vegeta fibbled. The large saiyajin smiled warmly.
" Oh. "
" *bring*bring*bring* " Vegeta held the phone close to his ear, then swallowed hard, " Hello? "
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7:28 PM 3/7/2003
END OF PART TWO!
Chuquita: Well, this was an interesting chapter, though long so I'll make sure to do a short End Corner here.
Vegeta: I'm starting to fear for the me in this fic.
Goku: Oh he'll be oh-kay little Veggie! He's got ME around!
Vegeta: (looks over at Son)
Goku: (wearing big huge grin)
Vegeta: (pales) (looking forward) That's what I'm afraid of.
Chuquita: The hula thing was inspired by a gif image I made a while ago of Veggie doing the hula and Goku playing his guitar
while also hulaing. (thinks outloud) Maybe I'll put that on mediaminer over the weekend.
Vegeta: Over the weekEND?!
Chuquita: Well, yeah. I'll post it Saturday or Sunday. Today is Friday but this story won't be posted on Monday because I
avoid posting on weekends. I figure everyone obviously has different schedules on the weekend than on weekdays. I would've
gotten this up on Friday cuz I was originally supposed to go into school at 11:30am (they're testing every grade but 12th;
that's me :) but there was a snow delay so I couldn't get it finished to be posted this afternoon and went in at 9:20am
(figure THAT out ::shakes her head, confused::)
Goku: (grins) That IS confusing)
Chuquita: Yah, I was so looking forward to having that extra 4 hours this morning too. (sighs sadly) But that's oh-kay cuz
that means they push it to Monday!
Vegeta: (flatly) You enjoy going in late, don't you?
Chuquita: (grins) It's fun! Besides I'm not a morning person, well, not an EARLY morning person.
Vegeta: Who IS?
Goku: (raises hand enthusiastically) I AM!!!
Chuquita: I also plan on posting a one-page comic having to do with Veggie and the hula on mediaminer soon. It's done, I just
need to scan it.
Goku: (happily) It's from a future story where Veggie and Chi-chan go inside my subconsious to try and wake me up after I'm
dealt a terrible blow to the head placing me in a temporary coma!
Chuquita: (to audiance) Yup! You'll get to see what Goku's subconsious looks like and the various creatures inhabiting it!
Goku: (big grin) They're like Buu's thought creations in episode 274, only they're MY thought creations!
Vegeta: (shudders) THERE'S a scary thought.
Goku: Where? (looks around)
Vegeta: (sighs)
Chuquita: Anyway, we have another dbz song for you to hum along to! This one's a duet karaoke between chibi Gohan (think
android saga) and Chi-Chi! It's called I-KE-NA-I URARA MAGIC or N-O Beautiful Magic:

Song:
[Gohan] Thanks That was good!
[Chi-Chi] Naa It's nothing really
[Gohan] Well I'm going to study in room now
[Chi-Chi] Gohan-Chan Could you hold on for a while... Okay?
[Gohan] Huh? What, mom? I don't feel too good
[Chi-Chi] Drumroll please! Look at this
[Gohan] Huh? What is that?
[Chi-Chi] I ain't surprised you asked What's this This is a handy karaoke
[Gohan] Sigh--- I got a bad feeling about this
[Chi-Chi] What are you mumbling about in there
Now once you clear the table go we'll go on top of it
[Gohan] But why? I know we shouldn't be stepping on the table
[Chi-Chi] Aren't you listening to what mom's saying The table is our stage!
[Gohan] Hoo-kay Swell The last time we went to the karaoke everything went nuts

[Chi-Chi] Hey look Hold on to this mike Here's the switch
And here's the switch for the casette Well Gohan-Chan
We're gonna practice with this handy karaoke then we'll go the karaoke bar
[Gohan] A... Let's call it off
The last time, the staff at the karaoke bar had a headache with us
Imagine one person alone singing fifty whole songs...
[Chi-Chi] Gohan-Chan! Mom is sad!!
Gokou-Sa's always fighting somewhere for one reason of another
Even now he out there doing the same
You mean you're gonna take the sole thing that makes me happy away!?
U-wa-a-a I've brought up such a horrible child...
[Gohan] I get it Sorry
[Chi-Chi] Okay __ I-Ke-Na-I Urara Magic Music start
Switch On!
[Gohan] Geez...
[Gohan] It isn't flirtation It isn't love
It's something you can't say
You should know by now
I'm aiming for you!

[Gohan] Shibuya is a nighttime city
When the hip teeners gather
[Chi-Chi] We dance and swing our hips
And till morning we go!
[Gohan, Chi-Chi] I'm taken in by your eyes
The magic of love is beautiful!

[Gohan] It isn't flirtation It isn't love
It's something I can't say aloud

[Dialogue]
[Chi-Chi] Gohan-Chan!! What can't you say aloud
Mom is sad Now don't tell me It's gotta be about work
Slowly I'm gonna show you Gokou-Sa Mom's gonna ride past all these
Why mom is now one happy lucky woman
[Gohan] Woah mom It isn't ___ _I haven't said anything
And it's definitely not about work It's your song you know Hey My turn
[Gohan] You ought to know By now
The eyes aim for the heart!

[Gohan] Shibaura is a nighttime city
When an adult mood is in the air
[Chi-Chi] Let's bring ourselves together Just the two of us
And go go go

[Gohan, Chi-Chi] Two hearts fall for each other
The magic of love is beautiful Beautiful!

[Gohan, Chi-Chi] It isn't flirtation It isn't love
It's something you can't say
You should know by now
I'm aiming for you!

[Gohan, Chi-Chi] It isn't flirtation It isn't love
It's something you can't say
You should know by now
I'm aiming for you!

[Dialogue]
[Gohan] Okay that's enough
Well now I'm gonna study study
[Chi-Chi] What are you talking about Aren't your classes done already?
So let's go go with the karaoke machine Hey hurry up

Goku: (touched) Aww, Chi-chan's song sounds real sweet like Chi-chan when she first moved in with me! (sighs reminicing)
Vegeta: I think it sounds like Onna's trying to make Gohan feel guilty.
Chuquita: Heh-heh, "Gohan-chan, Mom is sad".
Goku: (blushing lightly) I liked "Ai no mahou wa Urara Urara!"
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) That's from the untranslated side.
Goku: I know but it sounds so pretty!
Vegeta: (grumbles) I liked MY song better.
Chuquita: Your song was about making pizza while cussing out its ingrediants.
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Heeheehee.
Vegeta: So?
Chuquita: You know I still haven't found one where Goku is singing. Anyone know of one let me know.
Goku: (eagerly) I wanna hear me sing!
Chuquita: Well, unless I find one we're just going to have Piccolo's song at the end of part 3.
Vegeta: (gawks) Even the namekian gets his own song while Kakarrotto is allowed to sing NOTHING!?
Goku: (hugs Veggie) Yeah Veggie you tell 'um!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh..heh....
Chuquita: Sorry the End Corner got so long, the song took up space. (happily) See you in part 3 everybody!
Goku: A barrel of Veggies is worth an armsful of hugs! [squeezes the ouji tighter]
Vegeta: (still glowing bright red) (lets out squeaky noise) Eeee~~~~