9:46 PM 3/7/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Spongebob Squarepants"
Plankton: Now get up there and show them how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats!
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (cheering him on) Yeah Veggie you show 'um!
Vegeta: (cheeks flush) I'm NOT preparing you ANY food at the moment Kakarrotto!
Goku: (smirks) Oh, oh-kay little Veggie, whatever you say. (w/big sparkily eyes) But I would just LOVE to have a DELICOUS
and VERY YUMMY chocolate shake. [pats Veggie's tummy]
Vegeta: (face glows bright red) Heh-heh....heh...
Chuquita: Yeah Veggie, Son-kun's hungry. Why don't you fix him something good to eat, now that we all know you can OFFICALLY
cook, bake, and create culinary cuisine.
Vegeta: (still glowing) (confused) Wha...?
Goku: Heeheehee, when Veggie's face glows red his brain shuts halfway down! [hugs Veggie] (happily) And I have absolutely no
problem with that what-so-ever! [snaps his fingers, causing shake ingrediants to appear on desk] [lets go of Veggie] Is my
little Veggie ready to get to work?
Vegeta: (glow slowly fading away) Ehhhh?.... (big cheesy grin)
Goku: [puts a Veggie-sized apron on Veggie] I can't let you get your nice outfit all dirty now can I, Veggie?
Chuquita: [reads apron] Haha. "Veggielicious"!
Goku: [turns still dazed Veggie around] No, it's "I'm Veggielicious" [points to part of apron that was out of Chu's vision]
Chuquita: (snickers) Oh Son, he's gonna be steamed once he realizes what that thing says.
Goku: (not believing her) Aw, no he won't! My little Veggie is kind and understanding and VERY *SWEET*!
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) What timeline are YOU thinking of?
Goku: (blinks) ...I'm not sure.
Chuquita: [watches Veggie wobble over to counter and begin to put a shake together] Well, while Veggie's busy getting
Son-kun's chocolate shake ready, I think we'll tell you about part 3's song, which could actually be one of two things
depending on the feedback. The default song we got planned is one by Piccolo in reference to Gohan's whistling in movie 4
(to Son) It's 4, right?
Goku: I dunno.
Chuquita: I'm pretty sure it is, I never saw that one. Anyway, it's called "How A Whistle Feels - Piccolo Series". It's a
very funny little song; on par with Veggie cooking and Chi-Chi singing karaoke! (who knew these guys COULD sing?) Piccolo
starts to hear Gohan whistling and slowly goes insane throughout the song until he thinks he's seeing little chickens and
starts singing "peep peep peep".
Vegeta: (chuckles) You're kidding? (suddenly confused) Wait, what am I doing?
Goku: You're making a yummy chocolate shake for me, silly Veggie!
Vegeta: (pauses) [looks down at ingrediants] [looks down at apron] "I'm Veggielicious"??
Goku: (happily) Of COURSE you are!
Vegeta: [flatly] That sounds so completely wrong I don't know where to begin. [takes apron off and sits back down in his
seat]
Goku: (pouts) Hey! Veh-GEE! What about my yummy shake!
Vegeta: (grumbles) (embarassed and sore) Oh I'll give you a "yummy shake" alright. Baka...
Chuquita: Better give him his snack, Vedge.
Vegeta: (to Chu) And what makes you think I'm supposed to feed Kakarrotto ON COMMAND!
Goku: [rubbing Veggie on the head] Because you're good at making food and I'm good at eating food and we kinda go together
that way!
Vegeta: (looks away) No we don't. (face glowing bright red) AND I'M NOT MAKING YOU ANY FOOD!!
Goku: [latches onto Veggie] ...
Vegeta: (starts glowing brighter) Wha--t are you DOING, Kakarrotto!
Goku: (sweetly) I'm goin on striiike.
Vegeta: ...?
Goku: I am going to hug onto Veggie from behind until Veggie decides to make me a chocolate milkshake.
Vegeta: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
Chuquita: (looks at B.B.O.A.S) Actually, he can.
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Chuquita: It's right here. Co-co-hosts are allowed to go on strike if they feel they are being treated unfairly.
Goku: (sniffles) And any little Veggies who depribe me of the goodies they can make is constitooted as treating me unfairly.
Vegeta: (groans) It's constituted, Kakarrotto. tut, not toot.
Goku: It SOUNDS like toot though.
Chuquita: (nods) Son's got a point.
Goku: (grins)
Chuquita: But, yeah, it is still a mispelled word.
Vegeta: HA!
Chuquita: The other song we could possibly do is if anyone happens to know of a song where Goku sings or both Goku and Veggie
sing together in a duet (if such a song exists, it is possible though because I've found a number of japanese dbz cds online)
If anyone can find said song it's gotta either be e-mailed or put in the reviews by the time I finish this chapter and get to
the End Corner for this. I'm pretty sure this fic will be four parts, so if I do find out a song like that exists that'll go
here and Piccolo's whislte song can be part four's or if I don't he'll keep his part three slot and I'll use another
interesting dbz song I found called "Sweet Lovely Midnight" as part four's. They're both pretty short as compaired to the
last two songs.
Goku: Ooh! OOH! We could use the fusion-babies song!
Chuquita: We already talked about "Saiyako Fusion" several fics ago.
Goku: (smiles) I thought that was a pretty song. (squeals) IT WAS ABOUT ME-N-VEGGIE MAKIN GOGGIE!!!
Vegeta: (twitching) (still being hugged) Thanks....Kakarrotto....
Chuquita: Here's Part 3 of "Mind Over Matter"!
Goku: I am the mind and Veggie's the matter!
Vegeta: (grumbles) [squished between Goku and the chair] I feel like MATTER right now.
Summary: Goku has finally mastered a difficult technique taught to him by the aliens he learned to teleport from. The ability
to manipulate those around him with his mind! Unfortunately, when Goku becomes angered, his mind causes the source of the
anger to disappear out of existance! What happens when the large saiyajin becomes too spoiled by his newfound powers to zap
up whatever foods and toys he desires? He traps his the last unzapped buddy remaining in his house! Will Veggie be able to
calm him down before HE gets zapped away too? Will Veggie even be able to escape the Son home un-noticed to even get help?
Will anyone notice he's gone?
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" Vegeta? Is that you? " the voice on the other end of the phone said.
" Hai! " the ouji hushed into the reciever.
" Ugh, Vegeta I already told you what to do, just do that thing you do when Chi-Chi's around. It's always good at
stalling Goku and you should be able to keep him pacified till we get there. " Bulma sighed.
" I can't DO that! Kakarrotto will take it the wrong way and I-- " Vegeta paused to feel a tap on his shoulder and
looked over it only to see the larger saiyajin smiling at him, " I---uhh, I'm sorry pizza-person, I'm going to have to cancel
my order, thank you for calling though. " he said, hanging up.
Bulma looked at her phone, confused, " Huh? "
" Well, that's that, eh Kakarrotto? " Vegeta nervously dusted his hands off.
" Veggie ready to dry off now? " Goku chirped, holding up the blowdryer and brush.
The ouji sweatdropped, " Umm, do I have a choice? "
" Hmm..........nope! " the larger saiyajin grinned.
Vegeta hung his head, " Ohhh... "
/dl
" Aww Veggie, your hair's so pretty. " Goku said in awe as he aimed the blowdryer in the ouji's direction. Both
saiyajin were sitting on the floor with Vegeta's back facing Goku, " It kinda reminds me of Chi-chan's. " he smiled longingly
, taking out the brush and brushing through the ouji's hair.
" Um, yes, about Onna, Kakay? " Vegeta said, trying to get to his "sneakyness" frame of mind.
" What about her? "
" You know, you should EVENTUALLY bring her back from wherever she is. You can't keep her there forever, that'd be
inhuman of you. " he smirked, " And you're not a cruel person, are you Kakay? "
" Oh no little Veggie, I am not cruel at all. " Goku smiled, " Besides, Bulma said she'd figure out a way for me to
bring Chi-chan back safely. And until then I'll have you to play with. " he gave the smaller saiyajin a light hug, " Ya know
Veggie, I used to brush Chi-chan's hair for her everyday after she dried it off. " Goku rubbed a small piece of Vegeta's hair
between his fingers, " Chi-chan always used to say "Oh Go-chan you're good at this much, at least you're gentle when it comes
to brushing my hair. We should do it like this everyday". And we did. " Goku reminiced, " That was one of the few times a day
when Chi-chan wasn't mad at me or bothering Gohan to study or cooking something for us to eat. As long as I was there sitting
right behind her brushing her hair, she was the nicest person I could ever hope to meet. " he smiled.
" That's...interesting. " Vegeta shifted uneasily.
" But as soon as I was done brushing Chi-chan'd get all mad at me again and say "Son Goku when will you ever get a
job, all you do is sit around, watch TV, and spar with that Ouji. Or, Son Goku you better clean up all this right now or I
swear I'll kick you out of this house and you won't be allowed to come back to eat for a good 2 months. Or, Goku you dare
pull that nudist junk infront of our guests when I'm finished with you I swear you'll be in so much pain you won't NEED
clothes to keep you warm!" "
" "Nuditst junk"?? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I don't see what's wrong with it. I don't call it "nudisting". I call it airing my body out after a long day
training. " Goku shrugged, " I mean, would you rather have clothes on in public or be smelly in public? "
" At least when you're "smelly" people avoid you. " Vegeta muttered, the ouji's hair starting to semi-dry, causing it
to lift slightly towards its regular height.
" You know what, little Veggie? " Goku mused, " Chi-chan always loved it when I'd massage her back. "
" Incase you haven't noticed already, I'm not Onna. " Vegeta said flatly, then scooched away slightly from the larger
saiyajin, " And I'd appreciate it if you didn't decide to rub me seeing as I took that bath partially to get rid of all the
kaka-germs that have infested themselves onto my body since I got here. " he grunted.
" Aww Veggie, when're you gonna leave the lil kaka-germs alone and let them be? " Goku sighed, " They're living
things too ya know. "
" EXACTLY! THAT'S MY POINT! They are LIVING THINGS! It's like fleas! I don't want anything living on me and using me
as their own personal chewtoy! GOT IT!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" ... "
" ...Kakay? " he blinked, glancing over his shoulder only to see Goku brushing the ouji's hair, " You're seriously
starting to creep me out, Kakarrotto. "
" I am sorry Veggie. " Goku nodded apologetically, " I just kinda sorta miss Chi-chan that's all. And, and I don't
really like to be all alone. I feel better with you here. "
A boastful look covered Vegeta's face, " Well I DO make for a secure-feeling sort of company. "
" Heeheehee, silly Veggie! " Goku laughed, the ouji's hair was now completely back to its normal upright position,
" I'll go get you some warm pajamas so you don't have to go to sleep in a towel like that time Bulma had to sleep in a towel
cuz she didn't have a change of clothes, or that time when that little kid stole my clothes while I was swimming and I had to
go flying around on the kinto'un without 'um until I caught up with him and swiped my gi back! " he said while leaving into
the bedroom and retuning with a deep red pair of ouji-sized pajamas, " These are yours little Veggie. " Goku handed them to
the ouji.
Vegeta smirked, " Well, at least you're still sane enough to zap me up some decent clothes, Kakarrotto. "
" Aww, anytime little Veggie! " Goku said proudly.
/dl
" Anytime he says, sheesh! All that power and Kakarrotto STILL can't bring it to himself to get me a decent sized
pajama set. " Vegeta sighed as he stood infront of the full-length mirror in the guest room. The pajamas fit perfectly with
the acception that the sleeves and pantlegs were several inches too long, " I guess Kaka-chan thinks I look cute and stupid
in clothes that're too big for me. " Vegeta groaned, " The baka. " he walked over to the window and looked outside to see it
was dark out, " But that doesn't necessarily mean it's night-time, as I now know thanks to Kakarrotto. If he can control the
weather he can probably control what time of day it is. " Vegeta thought outloud to himself, then let out a yawn, " However,
my body says it's definately getting close to my own bedtime so I'll just assume the weather's right. " he said, buttoning
up his shirt and flopping down on the bed, " Ahhh, MUCH better. "
" I thought so too. "
" AHH! " Vegeta let out a yelp only to see Goku sitting on the corner of the bed in his own pj's, " KAKARROTTO WHAT
ARE YOU DOING IN HERE! I WANT TO GET SOME SLEEP!!! "
" But little Veggie with you in here and me in there I feel so lonely. " Goku sniffled, " I'm afraid to be all alone
here at night, especially without *YOU*! "
Vegeta sighed, " Alright. You may sleep on the floo-- "
" --YAY! " Goku zipped out of the room, then returned holding a futon under his arm, " I GET TO SLEEPOVER WITH
VEGGIE! " he cheered.
" Kakarrotto, this can't be MY sleepover. We're at YOUR house. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ...I knew that. " Goku replied, then layed his sleepingbag out on the floor, " Oh boy this is gonna be SO MUCH FUN!
I've never been allowed to bring Veggie over during the night before! We can do all sorts of fun things together now that
it's just me and Veggie! " he hugged his futon excitedly, then snuggled into it, " Yeah... " Goku mused, then snapped his
fingers, causing the lights to go off. Vegeta yawned and pulled the bed covers up over his shoulders.
" Zzzz... "
" Hey Veggie? "
" ..zzz--eh? What? " Vegeta mumbled from ontop of the bed.
" You know Veggie, when Chi-chan was here, and we were going to bed and I couldn't get to sleep, she'd sing me a
lullaby. " the larger saiyajin smiled coyly.
Vegeta inwardly twitched, " I'm NOT singing you a lullaby, Kakarrotto! Now go to sleep! " he huffed, then became
quiet again and started to snore softly several minutes later.
Goku sat there in his futon with a slightly nervous feeling of insomnia hanging over his head. The large saiyajin
gulped, then quietly started to sing while looking around the dark room, frightened, " Time for sleep, time for bed, time to
rest your sleepy head, dreams will keep you safe instead, sleep, sleep, sleep.... "
/dl
:::" AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
Goku bolted to attention to find he was standing in the front yard of his house. A small screaming figure ran from
over the hill and dashed behind him to hide. Goku looked over his shoulder and smiled at the figure, " Hey! It's Veggie! Hi
little Veggie, what are you doing in my dream? " he said, then noticed the blue gi the ouji was wearing instead of his normal
training uniform, " Heehee, cute outfit. "
" Kakarrotto! " Vegeta exclaimed, fear written all over his face, " You've got to hide me! We've BOTH gotta hide!
He'll get us!! "
" Who'll get us? " Goku blinked, confused, then felt a huge shadow fall over them. A gigantic darkened out figure
loomed before the two saiyajins, pointing at them, " ..oh. " he squeaked out, then started to move only to have Vegeta grab
him by the arm and hiss.
" Baka! Don't you dare move! He may not spot us if we stand perfectly still! " Vegeta snapped in a quiet voice, " Do
YOU want to disappear just like everyone else! "
" Uhh, the only one who's disappeared so far has been Chi-chan, little Veggie. " Goku looked baffled, " And I was the
one who did that. "
" Goodbye. " the figure said in a deep voice. Vegeta looked on in terror. Goku quickly tightened his own grip on the
ouji and teleported them both to Capsule Corp.
" *whew*! " Vegeta sighed in relief, flopping down on the living room floor.
" OH MY GOD! VEGGIE WHAT WAS THAT?! WHERE DID IT COME FROM! WHY IS IT AFTER US! HOW DOES IT KNOW HOW TO ZAP PEOPLE
AWAY! WHY IS IT DOING THAT! HOW CAN WE STOP IT! " Goku quickly fired off questions while hovering over the ouji.
" Will you shuddup! " Vegeta said, annoyed.
" But Veggie! " Goku pleaded. The ouji only rolled over so he was on his belly and not facing Goku.
" Ohhh!!! " Goku whined, " Stupid Veggie! We could be in danger and you won't tell me what it is! "
" It can read minds for one, so keep your blabbering thoughts to a minimum. " Vegeta grumbled. Meanwhile the larger
saiyajin had taken the liberty of teleporting into various rooms in search of the other members of the Oujisama and Briefs
families only to find no one else in the building. He teleported back to where Vegeta was laying, " VEGGIE WHERE IS
EVERYBODY! " he grabbed Vegeta by the back of his collar and held him up.
" They're GONE, baka. " Vegeta grunted, then looked away, " He zapped them all away on me. "
" EVERYONE, Veggie? " Goku began to look concerned.
" Yes, Kakarrotto, EVERYONE--IPE! " Vegeta let out a yelp as Goku ran to the front door and cautiously opened it
while holding the ouji close to him as to not lose the only person he had seen so far in his dream. What he saw outside made
his jaw drop open. There were dozens of empty cars in the streets, unattended stores, passangerless bicycles in only what
could be described as a cleaner-looking version of what Majin Buu had accomplished.
" ..that's who it is, isn't it Veggie? It's Fat Buu! " Goku gawked, " But, why would he-- "
" --it's not Buu, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" It's, not? " Goku blinked, surprised.
" NO! Now put me down, this is getting embarassing! " the ouji grumbled, his cheeks a bright red. Goku giggled at
him and gave a squeeze.
" Aww, Veggie. "
" Yes Goku. You better listen to the Ouji and put him down before he hurts you. " a familiar voice said from behind
Goku. The larger saiyajin's face brightened up and he whipped around while still holding on tightly to Vegeta.
" Chi-chan! " Goku squealed, " You came back! " he looked at her and let out a strangled up. The person infront of
him looked just as mutated as the apple he had brought back earlier, " AHHH!! CHI-CHAN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!! "
" Heh-heh, one of your eyeballs is on your forehead, Onna. " Vegeta laughed mockingly. Goku only looked on, sickened.
" YOU SHUDDUP, OUJI! " Chi-Chi growled at him, then turned to Goku, " Why did you do that, Goku? Why did you send me
away? "
" I--I didn't mean to-- "
" "You didn't mean to?" " she said sweetly, approaching him. Goku backed up, nervous, " THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT!!! "
" Veggie! " Goku whimpered.
" Can't you SEE Onna. " Vegeta snickered, putting his finger on the upper right-hand side of his forehead to simulate
where one of hers currently was on her own face, " Kakay doesn't love you anymore. Kakay only luvs me now, dontcha Kakay? "
the ouji put on a fake-cutsy face and looked up at Goku.
" Uhhh, Veggie shush! " Goku gulped, covering the ouji's mouth with his hand. He laughed nervously, " Aww, Veggie
doesn't mean that Chi-chan. He just says silly Veggie-things sometimes, that's all. I'd never really stop loving you, even if
I did accidentally send you someplace that kinda mutated you like it did the apple....where DID I send you, anyway? " he
asked, curiously.
" Well, Goku, if you want to find out so much, why don't we send the Ouji there and he can give you the full report
when he gets back. " she smirked, then grabbed one of Vegeta's legs and yanked the smaller saiyajin out from Goku's grasp.
Vegeta let out a strangled noise then suddenly disappeared, " Bye-bye, Ouji. "
Goku's eyes bulged out of his head, " AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!:::
/dl
" VEGGIE-COME-BACK!!! " Goku cried out in terror, sitting up in his futon, breathing heavily and sweating profusely.
He clapped lightly, causing the lights to turn on, but dimly. Goku stood up and shakily walked towards the bed to check to
see if the smaller saiyajin was still there. He smiled in relief to see Vegeta under the bed covers, laying on his back with
his mouth wide open, a small trail of drool dribbling out the side and onto his pillow.
" **Awwwwww...** " Goku clasped his hands together, " I love you Veggie. " he softly moved Vegeta so the ouji was now
sleeping on his side, " But I can't have you accidentally choking yourself to death on your own Veggie-dribble. " he chuckled
, " That'd be silly! " Goku's face suddenly turned to one of worry, " Not to mention terrible and heart-wrenching. " he
grabbed a nearby tissue and used it to sop up some of the drool on the ouji's pillow, then threw it in the trash and returned
to his futon, " Goodnight little Veggie, sweet dreams. " Goku smiled weakly, closing his eyes.
/dl
" *YaaaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwn*. " Vegeta opened his mouth widely. The ouji looked up to see sunlight blazing through
the room and a nearby alarm clock reading 9:30am. He squinted and made a groaning noise, " Baka Kaka-hut. I should've been
up an hour ago. " he mumbled, then got read to sit up only to feel something was keeping him from making any sudden
movements. Vegeta's eyes widened in alarm as he noticed Goku's futon now empty, " Oh dear God no... " he nervously peeked
under the covers to see a large fuzzy saiyajin tail wrapped around his waist, and it wasn't his. Vegeta instantly snapped the
sheets back down, sweat now dripping down his face, " That one was too large and that fur was too light a brown to be mine. "
he squeaked out quietly enough so only he himself could hear it. Vegeta swallowed and peeked over his shoulder with his
bottom right eyelid twitching to see Goku happily laying there while rubbing the ouji's back.
" Well, look who's finally awake. Gosh, little Veggie, I thought you were gonna be sleeping for a good 'nother two
hours at least. " Goku smiled.
" What...are you, doing up here... " Vegeta squeaked out, his eyelid still twitching.
" Oh VEGGIE! " Goku's tail held on tightly, " I had the most horrible dream last night. A giant monster was trying to
zap you and me out of existance cuz he got everyone else on the planet already; oh and did I mention you had this cute lil
blue gi on; and then I teleported us to Capsule Corp but no one was there, and then we went outside and into West City but
no one was there either, and then Chi-chan showed up and she looked like some creepy monster-mutant with her nose all tilted
and her limbs slumping and one of her eyeballs raised up onto her forehead! "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered, " What did I do? "
" You laughed and made fun of her. " Goku replied.
" Ahh, sounds like me. " Vegeta grinned, " At least I know in your dreams you don't make me out to be some chubby,
cutsy, brain-dead plush-toy. "
" After I asked Chi-chan where I had sent her she took you away from me and zapped you there herself and that's when
I woke up. "
" ..oh. " Vegeta blinked, " So, I died? "
" Nooooo, CHI-CHAN SENT VEGGIE FAR AWAY TO THE SCARY MUTATING PLACE!!! " Goku bawled, temporarily pausing from
rubbing the ouji to hugging him tightly with his arms as well, " Oh Veggie I was so frightened for you! " he cried, " I'll
never let anyone hurt my little Veggie ever again and that is a promise and I ALWAYS keep my promises. " the large saiyajin
said softly.
" And, that's why you, climbed up here with me. " Vegeta said, his face glowing bright red as he tried to keep
control of his bodily functions.
" That and I had another scarier dream later on about Veggie's bed eating him up. " Goku added.
" Beds don't EAT people, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ... " Goku held onto his death-grip, " My Veh-GEEEEEE~~~ "
" Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ack! " Vegeta shook the redness from his face, " Cut that out! " he snapped, embarassed,
" Second question, Kakarrotto, WHY were you rubbing me when I told you earlier that I desired NOT to be rubbed? "
A blush line formed over Goku's nose, " When I'd nap with Chi-chan since I woke up a couple hours earlier than her
she always liked it when I'd just massage her back while I was awake until she woke up as well. "
" But I'm NOT, ONNA. " Vegeta twitched, the redness running back into his face, " WHY do you keep doing things you'd
do with ONNA, with ME! I'm not here to replace her I'm here to keep your kaka-powers from driving you mad until Bulma finds a
way to bring Onna back without her getting mutated like in your dream in the process! " he explained, " This is just like
that time I wished you into being my servant-maid! You get a tiny bit of power and you're instantly over-protective of me and
you start trying to dominate yourself over me like I'm your pet! "
" You're not my pet, little Veggie. You're my little buddy. " Goku blinked, then let go of the hug and went back to
rubbing Vegeta's back.
" I'm glad you agree with me on that, Kakarrotto--WHY ARE YOU RUBBING ME AGAIN!! " he exclaimed, whipping around and
grabbing Goku's arms by the wrists, " I just told you about that! Now LISTEN and REPEAT this with me! "
" Uh, oh-kay. " Goku blinked again, staring at the little ouji.
" Now, "Veggie is not my pet". "
" Veggie is not my pet. "
" "Veggie is not my wife". "
" Veggie is not my wife. "
" "Veggie is my prince and 'little buddy'". "
" Veggie is my prince and little buddy. " Goku completed.
Vegeta sighed, " There, you get it now? "
Goku nodded.
" Good. "
" ...can I still rub you? " Goku smiled, wiggling his fingers.
Vegeta's face flushed a brighter red, " WHAT?! NO!!! "
Goku pouted, " Aww.... " he slid out of bed, " I guess I should wait a little while to wake the fusion-babies then. "
The ouji's eyes bulged out of his head, " Fusio---you brought VEJITTO AND GOGETA HERE NOW TOO!!? What, are you
keeping them prisoners here also! "
" Not Goggie & Ji-chan, Veggie. I haven't called them up yet. " Goku said, then smiled warmly, " I mean our OTHER
lil fusion-babies. "
Vegeta instantly looked around in panic, " What other fusion-babies? We only have TWO. "
" No, we have 7 now. "
" ... " Vegeta blinked in disbelief.
Goku grinned, " I made them just this morning before I started massaging your back. They're all so *cute*! " he
clasped his hands together, " Their 58 other brothers and sisters should be joining them shortly by the afternoon. Oh, and
I'm calling Ji-chan and Goggie this evening. "
" Seve----WHADDA YOU MEAN THEIR 58 OTHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! " Vegeta sat up and grabbed Goku by the shoulders,
shaking him back and forth, " HAVE YOU GONE MAD! KAKARROTTO WE ONLY HAVE TWO "FUSION-BABIES"!! And I blame that only on the
portara earrings and that other timeline. WHERE THE HECK WOULD WE GET 61 MORE OF THEM!!! "
" Oh, they're not all big-n-grown-up like Goggie & Ji-chan are, Veggie. " Goku smiled, " They're all still little,
only 5 years old! " he chirped.
Vegeta looked at him apathetically, " Poor Kakay-chan, you really HAVE lost your mind. " he said sadly, giving Goku
a hug, " I'm so sorry I thought you were still sane when I woke up this morning. I should've known better. Accidentally
killing Onna has drivin you mad. " he sniffled.
" But, I'm not mad, little Veggie. In fact, I'm very happy to have you here with me. " Goku laughed lightly, " Oh,
and thank you for this nice warm hug. I like it when ~*VEGGIE*~ hugs me. " the larger saiyajin blushed lightly.
Vegeta instantly let go of Goku and nervously scooted back over to the farthest side of the bed from Goku, his entire
body glowing bright red and a blank look on his face.
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled at the ouji, then heard a knock at the door, " Do you think you could get that for me,
little Veggie? " he patted Vegeta on the shoulder.
Vegeta stiffly got up and waddled over to the door. He shook off the red glow from his body and creaked open the
door ever-so-slightly.
" 'Toussan can I have a glass of water? " the small, chibi saiyajin at the door said happily, holding up an empty
glass. Vegeta stared down at him.
" WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? "
" One of my 'Toussan & Kaasan's little babies. " the chibi saiyajin grinned at him.
" YOU ARE NOT! I ONLY HAVE FOUR CHILDREN!!! And Mirai and Trunks count as the same person so they only count as one.
" he finished, nodding.
" 'Mornin, Geta! " Goku waved happily to the chibi.
" 'Mornin, Mommy! " the chibi happily waved back.
Vegeta sweatdropped, then slapped himself on the face. He pushed the chibi out the door and slammed it on him. The
now-twitching ouji turned to face Goku, " WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!!! "
" One of our lil-lil fusion-babies, Veggie. " Goku smiled musingly, " They're all so adorable~~~ "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him flatly, " Put them all back, Kakarrotto. "
" --huh? " Goku snapped out of his daydream.
" I said put them all back! They're NOT our CHILDREN! We don't HAVE any children, you baka! Unless you count Gogeta
and Vejitto. BUT THESE?! They popped out of NOWHERE! " he exclaimed, nerve-shot.
" Don'tcha wanna see Geta's lil brothers and sisters first? " Goku sniffled.
" NO! I don't want to even imagine seeing anymore of those things! That chibi looked sort of like me, BUT HE'S SURE
NOT RELATED TO ME!!! " Vegeta folded his arms.
" Hahaha, of course he is, silly Veggie. So are all our other 62 children. " the larger saiyajin smiled.
Vegeta stared at him incrediously, " Kakarrotto, you have truely gone off the deep end, you know that? "
" Hey Veggie, you know how after our **portara*fusion** we kept a lil bit of dna from each other in our bodies? "
Goku started out.
All the color instantly rushed out of Vegeta's face and the ouji prepared to plug his ears with his fingers.
A terrified look on his face.
" Well, I used my new special powers and some of my dna and that lil bit of Veggie-dna I have inside me to make them
exist! " Goku grinned, " But it takes a lot out of me, that's why I won't be able to bring the rest of them here till the
afternoon when I've finished my lunch. "
Vegeta choked out in horror, " ...you mean? " he opened the door again only to see several more small saiyajins had
joined the first one and were now holding out empty plates.
" Daddy we're hungry! " another one from before chirped sadly.
" Feed us! " a third whined.
" I gotta go to the bathroom! "
" I wanna hug! "
Vegeta slammed the door shut again, both eyes bulging out of their sockets and his body shaking in convulsions.
The chibi saiyajins stared at the door, confused.
" I wonder what happened to him? " the girl said. The rest of them shrugged.
" ... " Vegeta slumped to the floor and stared ahead blankly. Goku ran over to him.
" Veggie? Little Veggie are you oh-kay? " Goku said, worried as he rubbed the ouji on the side of his cheek.
" You. " Vegeta looked over at him, disgusted. Goku slowly pulled his hand away, " YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP ME HERE,
AREN'T YOU!!! " the ouji lept to his feet.
" Nuh--no Veggie I never said anything like tha-- "
" You don't think you'll be able to bring Onna back alive or safe from where you put her and now you're trying to
make me fill the void by keeping me here and making pretend chibis to replace Gohan and Goten! WELL I WON'T DO IT,
KAKARROTTO! I'M NOT YOUR PRISONER! AND I AM NOT THESE CREATURES' "TOUSSAN"!!! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI,
AND I AM GOING HOME! " he boldly whipped around and grabbed the doorknob, then turned it only to find it was now stuck,
" Kakarrotto... " Vegeta said warningly, turning around. Goku was sitting on the floor with his arms folded and a stubborn
look on his face, " Kakarrotto, let me leave! "
" No! " Goku whined, " I luv Veggie, I don't want him to go. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, then walked past Goku and towards the open window. The ouji floated up to fly through it
only to have a giant steel wall suddenly appear inside the window, blocking the exit. Vegeta growled.
" Heeheehee. " the larger saiyajin let out a quiet little giggle.
Vegeta cleared his throat by coughing a few times. He walked over to Goku, " Kakarrotto, you ever hear that
earth-saying that "if you love someone, you'll set them free"? "
Goku nodded shyly with a little smile on his face.
" Well, you "love" me, right? "
" I love little Veggie lots! " Goku said while staring up at him cheerfully.
" Then why don't you "set me free". "
Goku narrowed his eyes at the ouji, " Veggie stay here. "
" No, Veggie wants to go home. " Vegeta said, annoyed.
" This is Veggie's home. " Goku stood up, " Veggie can live with me and our babies! "
" Yeah, all 63 of them. " Vegeta muttered sarcastically.
" ~*Really*~, Veggie? " the larger saiyajin hugged Vegeta, " You DO agree with me? "
" Wha--NO! I was being sarcastic! " Vegeta yelped frantically.
" Oh I think Veggie was telling the truth. " Goku smiled, proud of himself.
" And I think Kakay should let Veggie go back to his real home. RIGHT, NOW. " Vegeta replied.
" Heeheehee, no. " Goku held tighter.
" But Kaka-- " Vegeta froze as he suddenly sensed a little over half a dozen ki's several feet outside the Son home.
He grinned victoriously, ::They're here! Bulma and the others! They've come to rescue me and fix Kakarrotto's messed-up
brain!::
" Who has a messed-up brain? " Goku said, confused, having read the very end of Vegeta's thought.
The ouji squirmed his way out of Goku's grasp, then blasted a hole through the wall and ran outside through it. A
large bus was hidden just behind some bushes near the forest. Vegeta noticed it and grinned even wider, " HAHAHAHA!! I'M
FREE! BWAHAHAHAHA!! " he laughed.
" Veh-GEE! " Goku chided him, " Look what you did to the wall! " he exclaimed, following the other saiyajin
outside. Goku snapped his fingers and the wall was instantly fixed again. He instantly felt the other ki's and looked around
suspicously, " Who's here? "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh! " Vegeta teleported to the bus and knocked on the door. The door opened and chibi Trunks peeked
out, " TORUNKUSU!! " the ouji hugged him. Trunks looked around in surprise, " I never actually thought I'd be this happy to
see you! " Vegeta exclaimed.
Trunks sweatdropped, " I'm not sure if that was a compliment or an insult. "
" Hey! Uncle Veggie! Hug me next! " Goten hopped out of the bus with an eager look on his face, " Haha, he's still in
his pajamas! " he pointed to Vegeta.
" Yes, Kaka-spawn number 2. I consider the previous night's sleep to be one of the most horrendous I've ever lived
through. " Vegeta shuddered. Goten looked confused.
" Toussan! " Mirai said from the doorway. Vegeta set Trunks down, " I thought you were a goner with how scared your
ki felt last night. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I WAS NOT AFRAID OF KAKARROTTO!! "
" Is Kakarroujo with you? " Bura poked her head out from behind Mirai's legs.
" He better not be or the rest of you are as good as dead. " Vegeta grumbled. Bura stared at him, concerned.
" Aww, Kakarroujo would never zap all of US away, Toussan. " she smiled nervously, " Would he? "
" I think Kakarrotto wants me to replace Onna, Bura. " Vegeta said seriously.
" Huh? " she cocked her head.
" You're joking, right Toussan? " Mirai walked up to him, " I mean, you can't possibly, well we ARE going to bring
Chi-Chi back, you, you don't even have the right body parts to replace, you know what I mean. " he groaned, embarassed.
" Hai, I don't have the correct anatomy for that. AND I DON'T WANT TO, YOU HEAR ME, KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed off
in the direction of the Son house, " However that didn't stop Kakarrotto from creating some 5 more "fusion-babies" for us.
With 58 more on the way! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Toussan, that's impossible! " Mirai laughed nervously at him, " I mean, we all know Goku-san can now zap things
out of existance and bring inanimate objects into existance, but actual people--? "
" Hello! " a little voice chirped from behind Vegeta. Everyone whipped around to see the chibi saiyajins from before.
All of them about 5 years old. Two wore kame-style gi's and the other three wore blue and white gi's.
" AHH! THEY-FOLLOWED-ME-HERE!!! " Vegeta shrieked, pointing at them.
" Aww, they're so cute! " Bulma awwed, getting out of the bus.
" They all look like different chibinized versions of you and Goku fused. " Mirai observed.
" OH WOW!! I HAVE FOUR MORE BROTHERS!! " Goten squealed, running up to them, " AND A SISTER! This is better than a
birthday present! " he held up the two chibis nearest to him under each arm.
" Uhh, Vegeta? " Bulma spoke up.
" Yes saiyajins can have litters depending on the phases of the moon when the female becomes pregnant and NO
Kakarrotto did NOT have these naturally he brought them into the world simply by using his special new powers. " Vegeta
answered the questions he knew she was probably about to ask him.
" COULD Goku naturally become---- "
" --all questions concerning saiyajin peasant anatomy will be answered once I am safely back at Capsule Corp. "
Vegeta interupted her, feeling Goku's ki suddenly spiking. He ran past her and into the bus, " HURRY!!! "
" Uhh... " Bulma blinked, then glared, " HEY! DON'T YOU TELL _ME_ TO HURRY, MISTER! I'M THE ONE WHO LEAD THIS LITTLE
EXPEDITION TO SAVE YOUR ROYAL BEHIND IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! "
Vegeta sighed, poking his head out one of the bus windows, " You think you could yell at me AFTER you get the bus
started? "
" Fine. " Bulma groaned, going inside.
" Oh WOW! Goten aren't they adorable! " Bura said in awe while holding up the little girl chibi saiyajin, " Just
think! My very own half-sister! No more mean 'ol Mirai or stupid prank-making Trunks! " she sighed.
" I'm not the only girl. I have more sisters AND more brothers. " the chibi Bura was holding up nodded.
" WOW! Kakarroujo & Toussan love each other THAT MUCH! " Bura exclaimed, " What's your name? " she said, trying to
calm herself down.
" I'm Kayka! " the chibi said happily.
Bura's eyes went all gooey, " You mean you are named after the pretty oujo in Toussan's play that was really supposed
to be Kakarroujo but he changed the name so Kakarroujo wouldn't go all mushy on him? "
" ... " the smaller saiyajin cocked her head, " Huh? "
" Uh-oh. " one of the boys who was playing rock-paper-scissors with Goten paused when he sensed a nearby, " Mommy's
ki feels really mad. " he said in a sing-song voice, " Better go, Kayka. "
" Oh-kay Kajee! " the girl chirped, hopping out of Bura's grasp and running after him. The other chibi soon followed.
" "Kajee"....they're all named after different combinations of Kakarroujo and Toussan's NAMES! " Bura grinned,
" Ka--karrotto. Ve-gee-ta! Ka-gee. Kajee! That's so cute! What's your name? " she asked one of the boys who was lagging
behind the other a bit.
" I'm Otto. " he smiled, " And, and that's Kajee, and Geta, and Kayka, and Donut! "
Bura facefaulted, " "DONUT"!? " she looked at the remaining two chibis.
" Mommy got hungry. " Donut shrugged.
" I wonder what the other 58 are gonna be called. " Trunks chuckled at the thought.
" BAKA GAKI'S!!! GET IN HERE NOW!!! " Vegeta screamed from inside the bus. Trunks and Bura bolted to attention and
scrambled inside the bus, trying to push each other out of the way.
" They're in. " Mirai said to Bulma.
" Hey, don't I get to see what they look like? " Gohan said sadly.
" Later Gohan! " Bulma frantically started the car and took off. Every froze as a blast of yellow light appeared from
behind the bus, then disappeared and reappeared right infront of it. Goku put his hands forward and stopped the bus with
them in its tracks. The large saiyajin glared at the people inside and began to growl angrily.
" Well, it was semi-nice knowing you. " Vegeta flatly remarked to the rest of the passangers, all of whom were too
scared to move.
" WHERE'S, VEGGIE!! " an angry-looking ssj3 growled as he squated ontop of the bus's engine, staring at the tinted
windowpanes.
" What's Toussan so angry about? " Gohan whispered to Bulma.
" He misses Chi-Chi, and is trying to get Vegeta to take her place. " she summed it up for him.
Gohan looked over at Vegeta and stiffled several short bouts of laughter. The ouji glared at him, " Well you're not
exactly a good replacement. "
Bulma sighed, " He knows how to spar, cook, loves Son-kun, and has a short temper. "
" I DO _NOT_ HAVE A WILD, UNTAMED AFFECTION FOR THAT BAKAYARO PEASANT!!! " Vegeta snapped at them.
" Hai, and you didn't latch onto him like Chi-Chi did when she re-met him at the tournament. " Bulma nodded.
Vegeta snorted in agreement.
" The words "Kuririn, what's a wife?" come to mind. " the noseless senshi in the back of the bus spoke up. Vegeta
fell over.
" YOU'RE JOKING?! " he gawked. Kuririn shook his head no.
" Mm, Uncle Veggie's fun, but we're gonna get Kaasan back soon, right? " Goten asked with uncertainty.
" Of course you are. " Trunks said, " My Kaasan's a genius after all. Besides, if my Dad had to pretend to be your
Mom then who would pretend to be my Dad! " he exclaimed.
" There'd be a never-ending number of people pretending to be other people to fill their places. " Goten blinked.
" Wow Goten, that's deep. " the lavender-hairred half-saiyajin said, impressed.
" Haha! So are my pants pockets! " Goten grinned, then pulled something out of them, " Look! A froggie! "
" Cool! " Trunks grabbed it by the legs.
" Trunks put that down before you kill it. " Bulma groaned.
" WHERE IS VEGGIE TELL ME NOW!!!! " Goku high-pitched voice roared ragefully over the bus.
" Muh--maybe you should tell him you're in here. " Mirai said, " He won't zap the bus away if he knows YOU'RE in
here, Toussan. " he explained.
" Hmm.. " Vegeta looked around uneasily, " Can't we just gun it! You know, hit the gas pedal really hard and hope we
knock Kakarrotto unconsious long enough to get a good distance away? "
Everyone else stared at him skeptically.
" FINE. " Vegeta grumbled, then walked over to a nearby tinted side window and rolled it down. The ouji stuck his
head out, " KAKARROTTO! "
" VEGGIE!!! " the angered voice turned to one of joy as Goku powered down to ssj2 and tackled Vegeta through the
window and onto the floor of the bus, " Aww-my-sweet-lil-lil-Veggie-I-thought-I-lost-you-forever-I-love-you-so-much!!! " he
squished Vegeta between himself and the bus floor. Vegeta twitched in pain.
" Oww. "
" Umm, Son-kun? " Bulma nervously approached him only to have Goku growl threateningly in response, " GOKU HE'S IN
PAIN! Get off of him! " she ordered. Goku stood up while still holding the ouji protectively against him and glancing
paranoid around the bus at its other passangers. Bulma groaned, " I can't believe this! "
" You were all trying to take little Veggie away! Weren't you! " Goku exclaimed.
" Can't....breathe....need air.... " Vegeta choked out, his face turning blue from lack of oxygen.
" Uh, Toussan, you're choking him. " Gohan pointed to Vegeta. Goku looked down and yelped, instantly dropping Vegeta
to the floor. The ouji gasped for breath.
" Oh little Veggie I am so sorry. " Goku apologized, " Let's go home and we can have a yummy snack together and I can
help you relax. " he smiled.
Vegeta looked around the room as a plot churned in his head, " Yes, Kakarrotto. I'll snack and relax with you. "
Goku's face brightened up.
" IF we do both things at MY home, Capsule Corp in West City. "
" But Veggie! If we go there then it won't be just you and me anymore! " Goku whined.
" I know. We'll all be safer that way if we ALL keep your powers under control because your tiny kaka-ego, as small
as it may be, has still grown to the point where you no longer listen to anything I say and attempt to overpower me for
reasons unknown. "
" I'm not overpowering my Veggie. " Goku smirked, snapping his fingers and causing the bus to disappear. Everyone
sitting inside it instantly fell to the floor. He snapped his fingers again and the bus was instantly back in existance
with the group inside it, " See? "
" Hey! Toussan if you can bring back this bus maybe your power is strong enough to bring Kaasan back now! " Gohan
said excitedly.
" Hai Kakarrotto, why don't you try that? " Vegeta added.
" Tsk tsk tsk, it WAS unfair of Veggie to run away like that. I don't think I'm overpowering him at all. " the large
saiyajin smiled sneakily. Vegeta gulped, " I'm only *sharing* my gift with my Veggie, that's all. "
" Oh you're sharing SOMETHING alright. " Vegeta muttered.
" Goku, if you really can bring things back, maybe you should try doing that with Chi-Chi. " Bulma tapped him on the
shoulder.
" This isn't the same bus. " Goku stated. Bulma looked around and noticed this bus didn't have tinted windows and
was a slightly different size.
" Oh. I see it now, hahaha. " she laughed nervously. Goku zapped the front door to the bus, then picked up Vegeta and
carried him out, the ouji on his back and secured down by Goku's tail. The large saiyajin walked out and stood infront of
the bus, then smirked at it and held his arms upward, causing the bus to completely disappear. Vegeta's jaw dropped at the
sight and the ouji's eyes rolled to the back of his head and promptly fainted.
" Hm? " Goku blinked, then grabbed Vegeta off his back and held the unconsious ouji out infront of him, " Haha!
Sleeptime again for Veggie? " he hugged the smaller saiyajin tightly, " Oh well, I guess that WAS a little much for you to
see, Veggie. I won't do it again though, I promise. No more zapping buses infront of Veggie. " he smiled down at Vegeta,
" I'm sorry I had to do that, little Veggie. But I can't have anybody trying to Veggienap you on me. " Goku frowned, " I
don't know what I'd do without you here to make me feel better. Veggie's the only one who truely understands me, just like
Chi-chan used to be like before she stopped sparring with me and got all mean. " he patted Vegeta on the head, walking back
to his house.
" Wow, that was close. " chibi Trunks said from behind the bushes.
" Haha! Yeah, we sure got 'um that time! " Goten added happily.
" I don't see what's so good about this. Toussan has clearly gone insane! " Gohan groaned, sitting behind them,
" He's gone insane, and there's nothing we can do about it! "
" Kakarroujo scares me now. " Bura shivered.
" Heh-heh, good. " Trunks grinned at her. She shot him a death-glare.
" Ohhh, " Bulma, the last remainder of the now-smaller group groaned, " If Goku really has lost his mind then there's
even less of a chance of him being able to teach Gohan how to perform the trick! "
" I'm not sure I want to now. " Gohan muttered.
" Well, why don't we just wish everyone back! " Trunks exclaimed. The rest of the group stared at him, " We'll just
use the dragonballs and use the first wish to unwish Goku-san's wishing power, and then use the remaining wish to wish back
to normal everyone and thing he wished away! "
" Trunks is a genius! " Goten chirped.
" That I am, loyal sidekick. " Trunks boasted.
" He can't be your sidekick, he's MY sidekick! " Gohan complained.
" No, Videl is YOUR sidekick. " Trunks corrected him.
Gohan sighed, " Actually I'm hers. "
" Does it really matter! " Bura grinned, " We can fix Kakarroujo's brain and save Toussan and the day! All we have to
do is find the dragonballs again! "
" I don't think we could really last another 7 months like this, Bura. " Bulma said.
" Huh? " Bura looked up at her mother.
" Vegeta used the dragonballs last October, remember! They won't be active again for another year! "
Bura frowned, disappointed.
" Uh, Bulma, I really don't mean to alarm you, but I don't think we'll even EXIST in 7 months! " Gohan gulped.
" Hmm... " Trunks sat on the ground, deep in thought. Goten waddled over to the 8 year old chibi.
" Hey Trunks, whatcha thinkin? " he cocked his head.
" AH-HA! " Trunks lept to his feet, " I've got it! "
" Got what? "
" ... "
" ... "
Trunks sweatdropped, " A plan, you doofus! " he snapped, then explained, " You and I shall blend into the fold of
other saiyajin children, then rally them together against Uncle Goku and force him to meet our demands by relinquishing
his power and giving me my Toussan back! "
" WHOA! We're gonna rule over ALL THOSE OTHER LITTLE KIDS! " Goten grinned.
" Exactly! "
Bura laughed mockingly, " HA! Trunks, there are 3 things wrong with your plan. ONE, you don't blend in with other
chibi saiyajins, YOUR HAIR'S PURPLE! "
" I prefer bluish-grey. " he nodded.
Bura groaned, " Fine. TWO, even if you did rally them against Kakarroujo he could easily zap them all away and you
with them! And THREE, there's only 5 other kids!! "
" Not anymore there isn't. " Gohan muttered in disbelief, now standing several feet infront of the others. They
all dashed out from behind the bushes to see there were now dozens more chibi saiyajins covering the mountainside,
playing together.
" Wow, they sure multiply fast, huh Gohan! " Goten said happily.
" This isn't natural! " Bulma stared on, shocked.
" They're all so adorable and freakishly kawaii, yet I fear them. " Bura said, confused, " Cute how Kakarroujo made
them all look like they really ARE his and Toussan's babies though. "
" I think its kind of creepy. " Bulma cringed slightly.
" Kaasan would be rolling over in her grave right now, if she was dead. " Gohan shuddered, " Wait, is she dead? "
" We're not sure. " Bulma replied.
" Well she's definately rolling over wherever she is. " Gohan watched a couple of the chibi saiyajins tackle each
other, then burst into laughter.
" I know I've always wanted another brother or sister, but this is ridiculous! " Bura exclaimed, then noticed Trunks
and Goten sneaking off, " HEY! Where do you think you're going! "
" We're doing my plan. " Trunks said.
" You are not! "
" We aren't? " Goten looked baffled.
" Of course we are, Goten! Bura can think up her own plan, which she won't even need because mine is going to work
so well. " Trunks said proudly, walking off into the crowd of spiky black-hairred heads. Goten turned to Bura, shrugged,
and followed Trunks.
Bura turned to Gohan and Bulma, " Alright, now here's what _I_ think we should do... "
/dl
" Oh my sweet little Veggie, I am so glad you are safe once more. " Goku sighed happily, both saiyajins back inside
the Son home. The larger one sat at the kitchen table while the smaller one wandered around the room in a growing panic.
::Kakarrotto made the bus disappear! Along with half the ki's inside it! Those were his FRIENDS! He wouldn't have
done that if he was still sane:: Vegeta thought to himself.
" Aww, I am perfectly sane, little Veggie. " Goku laughed cheerfully at the thought, " You're so silly! "
Vegeta turned towards him, " You can read minds now? "
" Oh, much more clearer than I _EVER_ could before! It seems that the more of my body's ki that gets channeled into
my brain, the stronger my psychic powers become. AND it also causes the synapsis in my brain to fire at a much faster rate,
nearly quadrupling my intelligence. " Goku grinned.
" You mean you HAVE gotten smarter!? " Vegeta nearly choked.
" Mmm-hmm! " the large saiyajin nodded sweetly.
Vegeta pulled at his collar, " I gotta get some air. " he nervously walked over to one of the windows and pulled the
shades open. The ouji's face turned a pale green, " Kakarrotto...why are there bars on the windows? "
" So nobody can break in and steal you, silly Veggie! " Goku replied, then narrowed his eyes, " AND so little Veggies
don't try to pull anymore escapes on me. Veggie gets off easy this time but if he tries it again I will give him a
spanking for being a bad little Veggie. "
" You threatened me with that the last time you went mentally insane. " Vegeta observed, " WELL CRAZY OR NOT I'M
NOT LETTING YOU HIT ME REPEATEDLY _THIS_ TIME!! "
" I'm not crazy, Veggie. Just a lot smarter than I was two days ago. " Goku smirked. The little ouji gulped, " So! "
Goku perked up, " Is my favorite little buddy gonna get dressed today or is he gonna stay in his pajamas til it's time to
go to sleep all over again? "
" Uhh.... " Vegeta trailed off, trying to take it all in.
Goku grabbed the ouji's wrist, " Oh Veggie just wait'll you see the cute lil outfit I made you! You'll look SO
sweet in it!!! "
/dl
" ...it's a, gi. "
" Uh-huh!! "
" I'M NOT WEARING A GI!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" But Veggie! " Goku sniffled, " I worked so hard on it, measuring it to fit your small Veggie-body, finding the
right colors, stitching it, sewing it together, it's PERFECT for you! " he held up the navy-colored gi and a pair of white
wristbands that matched the colors from Vegeta's current training outfit. There was also a pair of small white boots with
yellow ties to him in a similar style to Goku's red and black boots.
" You're trying to assimilate me into your mindless peasant culture, aren't you, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said weakly
in mild shock.
" Heeheehee, maybe. " Goku said sneakily.
" WHAT?! "
" Just joking with ya, little buddy! " Goku laughed, " I'm an omni-powerful genius now, I can do that. "
" Oh.... " Vegeta squeaked out, then shook it off, " So what's the gi for? " he asked curiously.
" Well, you always look like you were a little too snug in that spandexy-looking training outfit you always wear so
I thought I'd make you something more comfortable for you. You won't believe how much sunnier your outlook gets when you're
wearing something loose-fitting. " Goku explained.
" Really. " Vegeta said skeptically, crossing his arms.
" Yeah, that and I heard tight-fitting pants like your old ones can cause rectoral disorders if left untreated. "
Goku nodded.
" Rectoral dis--I'VE NEVER HAD ANY RECTORAL DISORDERS IN MY LIFE!! " Vegeta screamed, embarassed.
" Yeah, NOW, but you just wait one day you're gonna wake up and all that greasyness your pants sweated against on
your tushie's gonna give you a butt-load of butt-zits! " Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta blinked, " THERE IS NO SUCH DISORDER!! " he shook his fist at Goku, then glanced over his shoulder at his own
rear-end, uneasily.
Goku squinted, " Ahp, there's nothing there now, no need to worry YET, Veggie. " he nodded. Vegeta glanced upward at
him, confused, " Adjustable x-ray vision. " the large saiyajin replied. Vegeta's pupils dialated.
" IS NOTHING LEFT SACRED ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!! " he waved his arms in the air.
" Here Veggie, try on your gi. The sooner the better and the better the less chance of getting butt-zits! " Goku
said happily.
Vegeta sweatdropped, taking the outfit from him. He squirmed, " NO. There is NO WAY I am going to walk around
adorning the clothes of the peasantry!!! " he glared at Goku, " I'M YOUR PRINCE! YOU CAN'T ORDER ME AROUND! "
" Aww, of course I can lil Veggie! " Goku bent down to the ouji's height and tapped him on the nose while grinning,
" Hahaha! "
" Errrr... " Vegeta growled, annoyed at the large finger resting on his nose, " MOVE THAT! "
Goku did so. The ouji dropped the gi outfit to the floor and stomped towards the living room.
" Hey Veggie where're you going? " Goku frowned.
" I'm "going" to find my REAL clothes and get back to my REAL home! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I refuse to live here as
your kaka-slave! I would rather have to deal with Onna than with you in this form! "
" That's a little mean, don'tcha think, Veggie? " Goku narrowed his eyes. The ouji froze.
" Uhhh... " he blinked, frightened of what was going to happen to him next. Goku raised his hands and clapped once.
Vegeta just stared in confusion.
" There! You look better already! " Goku chirped.
The ouji looked down to see he was now in the blue gi with his pajamas where he had left the outfit he was now
wearing, " ACK!? HOW DID YOU--I mean, but I, " Vegeta glanced over in a nearby mirror and twitched in disgust, " Eew. "
" I think it's adorable on you, Veggie! " Goku walked over to Vegeta and gave him a hug, " AND I made it fit just
right, unlike the pajamas! Whadda ya think? " he asked eagerly.
Vegeta stuck his tongue out, " I think, I'm gonna be sick. "
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6:34 PM 3/12/03
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Ah, now that's a MUCH nicer sized chapter than the last one!
Vegeta: (spooked out) I'm officially frightened of the fic-Kakarrotto now.
Chuquita: Oh, don't worry. There's a fairly nice ending to it. Besides this you and Son-kun are from a different timeline
than the regular ones so it won't effect my next story.
Vegeta: (smirks) What WILL effect it though is that damaging blow to your computer.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) MUST you remind me of that!
Goku: (to audiance) (whispers) Chu-sama's computer broke when her dad was trying to put in more ram to make it faster. She's
been using the old one upstairs since Saturday and can't scan anything or download stuff quickly till the new one is fixed
again.
Chuquita: (twitches) (to Son) Do you mind! (snorts) And as a matter of fact the UPS truck just delivered some parts that MAY
allow it to be fixed for tommorow when I upload this!
Vegeta: (snickers) And if not then we're stuck with this old relic for a few more days.
Chuquita: Hnn.. (perks up) Anyway, I wanna thank Tomoyo chan, Lung Tai Yang, Gie, and Nekoni for the suggestions. I found
both Goku songs mentioned in the same place I got those other 3 songs. What I've decided to do is let Piccolo's song be
at the end of this chapter and use one of Goku's for part 4's opening corner and the other one of Goku's for the end corner.
All I gotta do is decide which one gets the beginning and which gets the end. I'm thinking the regular db one for the
beginning because he sings that one and have Veggie sing the dbz one at the end.
Vegeta: (nearly chokes) WHAT?!
Chuquita: (grins) They're both funny songs. I found out about a third one having to do with "give me the energy" or
something like that but I don't have the lyrics or know what it's about! Here's Piccolo's called "Kuchibue No Kimochi" or,
"How A Whistle Feels"
[Piccolo]: Agh-... What's this This sound... This is...
Oh Don't tell me this is what you call whistling...
I-It's hurts... Hey... Who Who's doing this Hey
You see, we Nameccians
Really h-h-hate this sound!
You know that, right... Hey... Gohan, are you making this sound? Stop it!
Haven't I told you in the previous movie... I told you it's bad...
For example, in uhhh earthling terms...
It's how nails go screech-screech on glass
No It's a gazillion times worse
The thing called consideration... Yes Thinking as if in someone else's place
...N-N-N-N-Now I get it
I beg of you... If this keeps up...
My austere and grim image...
W-W-W-W-Will be shattered...
All you fifteen million fans of Piccolo
Help...
Hey... Stop... Stop it I beg you Please stop
It's fine if you just stop Hey!
'Coz I'm not gonna do anything else to you guys after this!
Hey I can't stand it anymore...
A-a-a-a-a My head's starting to spin N-n-n
Everything just... h-h-hurts
...He-he-he He-he Uhe-he-he
He-he-he-he Chicks... Chicks are jumping...
Hey look They go peep-peep
Oh... It's full of chicks, you see them, ri-i-i-i-ight
Ohhhhh It's great This is great Oh no more
Everyone join along-g-g-g-g
Together with the li-i-i-i-ittle chicks...
Pee-eep-Pee-eep...
Vegeta: (snickering) Wow, the namek losing his mind through song.
Chuquita: Pretty apporpriate seeing as you're about to lose your own in the next chapter.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Hey!
Goku: Heeheehee, Piccolo has so many fans!
Chuquita: 15 million!
Goku: And that's only in japan!
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) Hey! What about me!
Goku: [glomps him] Do not worry little Veggie, we all still luv you!
Chuquita: 'cept Toriyama, he likes Piccolo best.
Goku: (whimpers)
Chuquita: Next to Son-kun of course.
Vegeta: (annoyed) WHAT KIND OF PERSON DISLIKES THE CHARACTER HE CREATES!?
Chuquita: I dunno. (shrugs, confused)
Goku: Do not fear little Veggie, for many others can see through to your sweet lil marshmellowy center! [hugs tighter]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) WHADDA YOU MEAN MY MARSHMELLOWY CENTER! I am not all mushy and gooey inside like YOU ARE,
Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: (grinning widely) I can't WAIT to hear Veggie sing that "kaka-song" next chapter.
Vegeta: (pales) It's that embarassing, isn't it?
Chuquita: For you?--oh yeah.
Vegeta: (gulps)
Goku: (giggles) Aww, don't worry little buddy! Think of it as complimenting your favoritest peasant in song!
Vegeta: (weakly) The fear inside my body has just doubled over, (sarcasm) thank you Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sweetly) You're welcome, lil Vedge'ums!
Chuquita: I should download this Piccolo song once my new computer is working again. Heck I'm trying to load a gt
episode right now. I hope I can play it on Realplayer 8. RealONE (what I use for my XP computer) can't be downloaded
by anyone with a windows95 (which is what I'm typing on now) Well, I'll give it a shot. (looks at her netpumper)
(sweatdrops) Boy is that slow.
Goku: (happily) Slow like molasses and squishy like Veggie!
Vegeta: (bright red) I AM NOT SQUISHY!!
Chuquita: Oh, I probably won't get part 4 done for this Sunday the 16th (My birthday ::grins::) So happy early 18th
b-day to me!
Goku: (grins) Can we have a big cake like last years?
Chuquita: (cheerful) Maybe in the next story, or in part 4. It all depends on the room.
Goku: Let's have cake in BOTH!
Chuquita: Sounds like a good idea to me!
Goku: (to audiance) Adios, personas! (waves)
Chuquita: We'll see you in the conclusion/finale to "Mind Over Matter"! Part 4! Out sometime next week, when Veggie
shall sing for us!
Vegeta: (groans) I'm afraid to see what these lyrics look like...
Goku: (off-key) DOH RAY MEH FA SO LA TI DOH!!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Spongebob Squarepants"
Plankton: Now get up there and show them how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats!
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (cheering him on) Yeah Veggie you show 'um!
Vegeta: (cheeks flush) I'm NOT preparing you ANY food at the moment Kakarrotto!
Goku: (smirks) Oh, oh-kay little Veggie, whatever you say. (w/big sparkily eyes) But I would just LOVE to have a DELICOUS
and VERY YUMMY chocolate shake. [pats Veggie's tummy]
Vegeta: (face glows bright red) Heh-heh....heh...
Chuquita: Yeah Veggie, Son-kun's hungry. Why don't you fix him something good to eat, now that we all know you can OFFICALLY
cook, bake, and create culinary cuisine.
Vegeta: (still glowing) (confused) Wha...?
Goku: Heeheehee, when Veggie's face glows red his brain shuts halfway down! [hugs Veggie] (happily) And I have absolutely no
problem with that what-so-ever! [snaps his fingers, causing shake ingrediants to appear on desk] [lets go of Veggie] Is my
little Veggie ready to get to work?
Vegeta: (glow slowly fading away) Ehhhh?.... (big cheesy grin)
Goku: [puts a Veggie-sized apron on Veggie] I can't let you get your nice outfit all dirty now can I, Veggie?
Chuquita: [reads apron] Haha. "Veggielicious"!
Goku: [turns still dazed Veggie around] No, it's "I'm Veggielicious" [points to part of apron that was out of Chu's vision]
Chuquita: (snickers) Oh Son, he's gonna be steamed once he realizes what that thing says.
Goku: (not believing her) Aw, no he won't! My little Veggie is kind and understanding and VERY *SWEET*!
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) What timeline are YOU thinking of?
Goku: (blinks) ...I'm not sure.
Chuquita: [watches Veggie wobble over to counter and begin to put a shake together] Well, while Veggie's busy getting
Son-kun's chocolate shake ready, I think we'll tell you about part 3's song, which could actually be one of two things
depending on the feedback. The default song we got planned is one by Piccolo in reference to Gohan's whistling in movie 4
(to Son) It's 4, right?
Goku: I dunno.
Chuquita: I'm pretty sure it is, I never saw that one. Anyway, it's called "How A Whistle Feels - Piccolo Series". It's a
very funny little song; on par with Veggie cooking and Chi-Chi singing karaoke! (who knew these guys COULD sing?) Piccolo
starts to hear Gohan whistling and slowly goes insane throughout the song until he thinks he's seeing little chickens and
starts singing "peep peep peep".
Vegeta: (chuckles) You're kidding? (suddenly confused) Wait, what am I doing?
Goku: You're making a yummy chocolate shake for me, silly Veggie!
Vegeta: (pauses) [looks down at ingrediants] [looks down at apron] "I'm Veggielicious"??
Goku: (happily) Of COURSE you are!
Vegeta: [flatly] That sounds so completely wrong I don't know where to begin. [takes apron off and sits back down in his
seat]
Goku: (pouts) Hey! Veh-GEE! What about my yummy shake!
Vegeta: (grumbles) (embarassed and sore) Oh I'll give you a "yummy shake" alright. Baka...
Chuquita: Better give him his snack, Vedge.
Vegeta: (to Chu) And what makes you think I'm supposed to feed Kakarrotto ON COMMAND!
Goku: [rubbing Veggie on the head] Because you're good at making food and I'm good at eating food and we kinda go together
that way!
Vegeta: (looks away) No we don't. (face glowing bright red) AND I'M NOT MAKING YOU ANY FOOD!!
Goku: [latches onto Veggie] ...
Vegeta: (starts glowing brighter) Wha--t are you DOING, Kakarrotto!
Goku: (sweetly) I'm goin on striiike.
Vegeta: ...?
Goku: I am going to hug onto Veggie from behind until Veggie decides to make me a chocolate milkshake.
Vegeta: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
Chuquita: (looks at B.B.O.A.S) Actually, he can.
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Chuquita: It's right here. Co-co-hosts are allowed to go on strike if they feel they are being treated unfairly.
Goku: (sniffles) And any little Veggies who depribe me of the goodies they can make is constitooted as treating me unfairly.
Vegeta: (groans) It's constituted, Kakarrotto. tut, not toot.
Goku: It SOUNDS like toot though.
Chuquita: (nods) Son's got a point.
Goku: (grins)
Chuquita: But, yeah, it is still a mispelled word.
Vegeta: HA!
Chuquita: The other song we could possibly do is if anyone happens to know of a song where Goku sings or both Goku and Veggie
sing together in a duet (if such a song exists, it is possible though because I've found a number of japanese dbz cds online)
If anyone can find said song it's gotta either be e-mailed or put in the reviews by the time I finish this chapter and get to
the End Corner for this. I'm pretty sure this fic will be four parts, so if I do find out a song like that exists that'll go
here and Piccolo's whislte song can be part four's or if I don't he'll keep his part three slot and I'll use another
interesting dbz song I found called "Sweet Lovely Midnight" as part four's. They're both pretty short as compaired to the
last two songs.
Goku: Ooh! OOH! We could use the fusion-babies song!
Chuquita: We already talked about "Saiyako Fusion" several fics ago.
Goku: (smiles) I thought that was a pretty song. (squeals) IT WAS ABOUT ME-N-VEGGIE MAKIN GOGGIE!!!
Vegeta: (twitching) (still being hugged) Thanks....Kakarrotto....
Chuquita: Here's Part 3 of "Mind Over Matter"!
Goku: I am the mind and Veggie's the matter!
Vegeta: (grumbles) [squished between Goku and the chair] I feel like MATTER right now.
Summary: Goku has finally mastered a difficult technique taught to him by the aliens he learned to teleport from. The ability
to manipulate those around him with his mind! Unfortunately, when Goku becomes angered, his mind causes the source of the
anger to disappear out of existance! What happens when the large saiyajin becomes too spoiled by his newfound powers to zap
up whatever foods and toys he desires? He traps his the last unzapped buddy remaining in his house! Will Veggie be able to
calm him down before HE gets zapped away too? Will Veggie even be able to escape the Son home un-noticed to even get help?
Will anyone notice he's gone?
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" Vegeta? Is that you? " the voice on the other end of the phone said.
" Hai! " the ouji hushed into the reciever.
" Ugh, Vegeta I already told you what to do, just do that thing you do when Chi-Chi's around. It's always good at
stalling Goku and you should be able to keep him pacified till we get there. " Bulma sighed.
" I can't DO that! Kakarrotto will take it the wrong way and I-- " Vegeta paused to feel a tap on his shoulder and
looked over it only to see the larger saiyajin smiling at him, " I---uhh, I'm sorry pizza-person, I'm going to have to cancel
my order, thank you for calling though. " he said, hanging up.
Bulma looked at her phone, confused, " Huh? "
" Well, that's that, eh Kakarrotto? " Vegeta nervously dusted his hands off.
" Veggie ready to dry off now? " Goku chirped, holding up the blowdryer and brush.
The ouji sweatdropped, " Umm, do I have a choice? "
" Hmm..........nope! " the larger saiyajin grinned.
Vegeta hung his head, " Ohhh... "
/dl
" Aww Veggie, your hair's so pretty. " Goku said in awe as he aimed the blowdryer in the ouji's direction. Both
saiyajin were sitting on the floor with Vegeta's back facing Goku, " It kinda reminds me of Chi-chan's. " he smiled longingly
, taking out the brush and brushing through the ouji's hair.
" Um, yes, about Onna, Kakay? " Vegeta said, trying to get to his "sneakyness" frame of mind.
" What about her? "
" You know, you should EVENTUALLY bring her back from wherever she is. You can't keep her there forever, that'd be
inhuman of you. " he smirked, " And you're not a cruel person, are you Kakay? "
" Oh no little Veggie, I am not cruel at all. " Goku smiled, " Besides, Bulma said she'd figure out a way for me to
bring Chi-chan back safely. And until then I'll have you to play with. " he gave the smaller saiyajin a light hug, " Ya know
Veggie, I used to brush Chi-chan's hair for her everyday after she dried it off. " Goku rubbed a small piece of Vegeta's hair
between his fingers, " Chi-chan always used to say "Oh Go-chan you're good at this much, at least you're gentle when it comes
to brushing my hair. We should do it like this everyday". And we did. " Goku reminiced, " That was one of the few times a day
when Chi-chan wasn't mad at me or bothering Gohan to study or cooking something for us to eat. As long as I was there sitting
right behind her brushing her hair, she was the nicest person I could ever hope to meet. " he smiled.
" That's...interesting. " Vegeta shifted uneasily.
" But as soon as I was done brushing Chi-chan'd get all mad at me again and say "Son Goku when will you ever get a
job, all you do is sit around, watch TV, and spar with that Ouji. Or, Son Goku you better clean up all this right now or I
swear I'll kick you out of this house and you won't be allowed to come back to eat for a good 2 months. Or, Goku you dare
pull that nudist junk infront of our guests when I'm finished with you I swear you'll be in so much pain you won't NEED
clothes to keep you warm!" "
" "Nuditst junk"?? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I don't see what's wrong with it. I don't call it "nudisting". I call it airing my body out after a long day
training. " Goku shrugged, " I mean, would you rather have clothes on in public or be smelly in public? "
" At least when you're "smelly" people avoid you. " Vegeta muttered, the ouji's hair starting to semi-dry, causing it
to lift slightly towards its regular height.
" You know what, little Veggie? " Goku mused, " Chi-chan always loved it when I'd massage her back. "
" Incase you haven't noticed already, I'm not Onna. " Vegeta said flatly, then scooched away slightly from the larger
saiyajin, " And I'd appreciate it if you didn't decide to rub me seeing as I took that bath partially to get rid of all the
kaka-germs that have infested themselves onto my body since I got here. " he grunted.
" Aww Veggie, when're you gonna leave the lil kaka-germs alone and let them be? " Goku sighed, " They're living
things too ya know. "
" EXACTLY! THAT'S MY POINT! They are LIVING THINGS! It's like fleas! I don't want anything living on me and using me
as their own personal chewtoy! GOT IT!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" ... "
" ...Kakay? " he blinked, glancing over his shoulder only to see Goku brushing the ouji's hair, " You're seriously
starting to creep me out, Kakarrotto. "
" I am sorry Veggie. " Goku nodded apologetically, " I just kinda sorta miss Chi-chan that's all. And, and I don't
really like to be all alone. I feel better with you here. "
A boastful look covered Vegeta's face, " Well I DO make for a secure-feeling sort of company. "
" Heeheehee, silly Veggie! " Goku laughed, the ouji's hair was now completely back to its normal upright position,
" I'll go get you some warm pajamas so you don't have to go to sleep in a towel like that time Bulma had to sleep in a towel
cuz she didn't have a change of clothes, or that time when that little kid stole my clothes while I was swimming and I had to
go flying around on the kinto'un without 'um until I caught up with him and swiped my gi back! " he said while leaving into
the bedroom and retuning with a deep red pair of ouji-sized pajamas, " These are yours little Veggie. " Goku handed them to
the ouji.
Vegeta smirked, " Well, at least you're still sane enough to zap me up some decent clothes, Kakarrotto. "
" Aww, anytime little Veggie! " Goku said proudly.
/dl
" Anytime he says, sheesh! All that power and Kakarrotto STILL can't bring it to himself to get me a decent sized
pajama set. " Vegeta sighed as he stood infront of the full-length mirror in the guest room. The pajamas fit perfectly with
the acception that the sleeves and pantlegs were several inches too long, " I guess Kaka-chan thinks I look cute and stupid
in clothes that're too big for me. " Vegeta groaned, " The baka. " he walked over to the window and looked outside to see it
was dark out, " But that doesn't necessarily mean it's night-time, as I now know thanks to Kakarrotto. If he can control the
weather he can probably control what time of day it is. " Vegeta thought outloud to himself, then let out a yawn, " However,
my body says it's definately getting close to my own bedtime so I'll just assume the weather's right. " he said, buttoning
up his shirt and flopping down on the bed, " Ahhh, MUCH better. "
" I thought so too. "
" AHH! " Vegeta let out a yelp only to see Goku sitting on the corner of the bed in his own pj's, " KAKARROTTO WHAT
ARE YOU DOING IN HERE! I WANT TO GET SOME SLEEP!!! "
" But little Veggie with you in here and me in there I feel so lonely. " Goku sniffled, " I'm afraid to be all alone
here at night, especially without *YOU*! "
Vegeta sighed, " Alright. You may sleep on the floo-- "
" --YAY! " Goku zipped out of the room, then returned holding a futon under his arm, " I GET TO SLEEPOVER WITH
VEGGIE! " he cheered.
" Kakarrotto, this can't be MY sleepover. We're at YOUR house. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ...I knew that. " Goku replied, then layed his sleepingbag out on the floor, " Oh boy this is gonna be SO MUCH FUN!
I've never been allowed to bring Veggie over during the night before! We can do all sorts of fun things together now that
it's just me and Veggie! " he hugged his futon excitedly, then snuggled into it, " Yeah... " Goku mused, then snapped his
fingers, causing the lights to go off. Vegeta yawned and pulled the bed covers up over his shoulders.
" Zzzz... "
" Hey Veggie? "
" ..zzz--eh? What? " Vegeta mumbled from ontop of the bed.
" You know Veggie, when Chi-chan was here, and we were going to bed and I couldn't get to sleep, she'd sing me a
lullaby. " the larger saiyajin smiled coyly.
Vegeta inwardly twitched, " I'm NOT singing you a lullaby, Kakarrotto! Now go to sleep! " he huffed, then became
quiet again and started to snore softly several minutes later.
Goku sat there in his futon with a slightly nervous feeling of insomnia hanging over his head. The large saiyajin
gulped, then quietly started to sing while looking around the dark room, frightened, " Time for sleep, time for bed, time to
rest your sleepy head, dreams will keep you safe instead, sleep, sleep, sleep.... "
/dl
:::" AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
Goku bolted to attention to find he was standing in the front yard of his house. A small screaming figure ran from
over the hill and dashed behind him to hide. Goku looked over his shoulder and smiled at the figure, " Hey! It's Veggie! Hi
little Veggie, what are you doing in my dream? " he said, then noticed the blue gi the ouji was wearing instead of his normal
training uniform, " Heehee, cute outfit. "
" Kakarrotto! " Vegeta exclaimed, fear written all over his face, " You've got to hide me! We've BOTH gotta hide!
He'll get us!! "
" Who'll get us? " Goku blinked, confused, then felt a huge shadow fall over them. A gigantic darkened out figure
loomed before the two saiyajins, pointing at them, " ..oh. " he squeaked out, then started to move only to have Vegeta grab
him by the arm and hiss.
" Baka! Don't you dare move! He may not spot us if we stand perfectly still! " Vegeta snapped in a quiet voice, " Do
YOU want to disappear just like everyone else! "
" Uhh, the only one who's disappeared so far has been Chi-chan, little Veggie. " Goku looked baffled, " And I was the
one who did that. "
" Goodbye. " the figure said in a deep voice. Vegeta looked on in terror. Goku quickly tightened his own grip on the
ouji and teleported them both to Capsule Corp.
" *whew*! " Vegeta sighed in relief, flopping down on the living room floor.
" OH MY GOD! VEGGIE WHAT WAS THAT?! WHERE DID IT COME FROM! WHY IS IT AFTER US! HOW DOES IT KNOW HOW TO ZAP PEOPLE
AWAY! WHY IS IT DOING THAT! HOW CAN WE STOP IT! " Goku quickly fired off questions while hovering over the ouji.
" Will you shuddup! " Vegeta said, annoyed.
" But Veggie! " Goku pleaded. The ouji only rolled over so he was on his belly and not facing Goku.
" Ohhh!!! " Goku whined, " Stupid Veggie! We could be in danger and you won't tell me what it is! "
" It can read minds for one, so keep your blabbering thoughts to a minimum. " Vegeta grumbled. Meanwhile the larger
saiyajin had taken the liberty of teleporting into various rooms in search of the other members of the Oujisama and Briefs
families only to find no one else in the building. He teleported back to where Vegeta was laying, " VEGGIE WHERE IS
EVERYBODY! " he grabbed Vegeta by the back of his collar and held him up.
" They're GONE, baka. " Vegeta grunted, then looked away, " He zapped them all away on me. "
" EVERYONE, Veggie? " Goku began to look concerned.
" Yes, Kakarrotto, EVERYONE--IPE! " Vegeta let out a yelp as Goku ran to the front door and cautiously opened it
while holding the ouji close to him as to not lose the only person he had seen so far in his dream. What he saw outside made
his jaw drop open. There were dozens of empty cars in the streets, unattended stores, passangerless bicycles in only what
could be described as a cleaner-looking version of what Majin Buu had accomplished.
" ..that's who it is, isn't it Veggie? It's Fat Buu! " Goku gawked, " But, why would he-- "
" --it's not Buu, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" It's, not? " Goku blinked, surprised.
" NO! Now put me down, this is getting embarassing! " the ouji grumbled, his cheeks a bright red. Goku giggled at
him and gave a squeeze.
" Aww, Veggie. "
" Yes Goku. You better listen to the Ouji and put him down before he hurts you. " a familiar voice said from behind
Goku. The larger saiyajin's face brightened up and he whipped around while still holding on tightly to Vegeta.
" Chi-chan! " Goku squealed, " You came back! " he looked at her and let out a strangled up. The person infront of
him looked just as mutated as the apple he had brought back earlier, " AHHH!! CHI-CHAN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!! "
" Heh-heh, one of your eyeballs is on your forehead, Onna. " Vegeta laughed mockingly. Goku only looked on, sickened.
" YOU SHUDDUP, OUJI! " Chi-Chi growled at him, then turned to Goku, " Why did you do that, Goku? Why did you send me
away? "
" I--I didn't mean to-- "
" "You didn't mean to?" " she said sweetly, approaching him. Goku backed up, nervous, " THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT!!! "
" Veggie! " Goku whimpered.
" Can't you SEE Onna. " Vegeta snickered, putting his finger on the upper right-hand side of his forehead to simulate
where one of hers currently was on her own face, " Kakay doesn't love you anymore. Kakay only luvs me now, dontcha Kakay? "
the ouji put on a fake-cutsy face and looked up at Goku.
" Uhhh, Veggie shush! " Goku gulped, covering the ouji's mouth with his hand. He laughed nervously, " Aww, Veggie
doesn't mean that Chi-chan. He just says silly Veggie-things sometimes, that's all. I'd never really stop loving you, even if
I did accidentally send you someplace that kinda mutated you like it did the apple....where DID I send you, anyway? " he
asked, curiously.
" Well, Goku, if you want to find out so much, why don't we send the Ouji there and he can give you the full report
when he gets back. " she smirked, then grabbed one of Vegeta's legs and yanked the smaller saiyajin out from Goku's grasp.
Vegeta let out a strangled noise then suddenly disappeared, " Bye-bye, Ouji. "
Goku's eyes bulged out of his head, " AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!:::
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" VEGGIE-COME-BACK!!! " Goku cried out in terror, sitting up in his futon, breathing heavily and sweating profusely.
He clapped lightly, causing the lights to turn on, but dimly. Goku stood up and shakily walked towards the bed to check to
see if the smaller saiyajin was still there. He smiled in relief to see Vegeta under the bed covers, laying on his back with
his mouth wide open, a small trail of drool dribbling out the side and onto his pillow.
" **Awwwwww...** " Goku clasped his hands together, " I love you Veggie. " he softly moved Vegeta so the ouji was now
sleeping on his side, " But I can't have you accidentally choking yourself to death on your own Veggie-dribble. " he chuckled
, " That'd be silly! " Goku's face suddenly turned to one of worry, " Not to mention terrible and heart-wrenching. " he
grabbed a nearby tissue and used it to sop up some of the drool on the ouji's pillow, then threw it in the trash and returned
to his futon, " Goodnight little Veggie, sweet dreams. " Goku smiled weakly, closing his eyes.
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" *YaaaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwn*. " Vegeta opened his mouth widely. The ouji looked up to see sunlight blazing through
the room and a nearby alarm clock reading 9:30am. He squinted and made a groaning noise, " Baka Kaka-hut. I should've been
up an hour ago. " he mumbled, then got read to sit up only to feel something was keeping him from making any sudden
movements. Vegeta's eyes widened in alarm as he noticed Goku's futon now empty, " Oh dear God no... " he nervously peeked
under the covers to see a large fuzzy saiyajin tail wrapped around his waist, and it wasn't his. Vegeta instantly snapped the
sheets back down, sweat now dripping down his face, " That one was too large and that fur was too light a brown to be mine. "
he squeaked out quietly enough so only he himself could hear it. Vegeta swallowed and peeked over his shoulder with his
bottom right eyelid twitching to see Goku happily laying there while rubbing the ouji's back.
" Well, look who's finally awake. Gosh, little Veggie, I thought you were gonna be sleeping for a good 'nother two
hours at least. " Goku smiled.
" What...are you, doing up here... " Vegeta squeaked out, his eyelid still twitching.
" Oh VEGGIE! " Goku's tail held on tightly, " I had the most horrible dream last night. A giant monster was trying to
zap you and me out of existance cuz he got everyone else on the planet already; oh and did I mention you had this cute lil
blue gi on; and then I teleported us to Capsule Corp but no one was there, and then we went outside and into West City but
no one was there either, and then Chi-chan showed up and she looked like some creepy monster-mutant with her nose all tilted
and her limbs slumping and one of her eyeballs raised up onto her forehead! "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered, " What did I do? "
" You laughed and made fun of her. " Goku replied.
" Ahh, sounds like me. " Vegeta grinned, " At least I know in your dreams you don't make me out to be some chubby,
cutsy, brain-dead plush-toy. "
" After I asked Chi-chan where I had sent her she took you away from me and zapped you there herself and that's when
I woke up. "
" ..oh. " Vegeta blinked, " So, I died? "
" Nooooo, CHI-CHAN SENT VEGGIE FAR AWAY TO THE SCARY MUTATING PLACE!!! " Goku bawled, temporarily pausing from
rubbing the ouji to hugging him tightly with his arms as well, " Oh Veggie I was so frightened for you! " he cried, " I'll
never let anyone hurt my little Veggie ever again and that is a promise and I ALWAYS keep my promises. " the large saiyajin
said softly.
" And, that's why you, climbed up here with me. " Vegeta said, his face glowing bright red as he tried to keep
control of his bodily functions.
" That and I had another scarier dream later on about Veggie's bed eating him up. " Goku added.
" Beds don't EAT people, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ... " Goku held onto his death-grip, " My Veh-GEEEEEE~~~ "
" Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ack! " Vegeta shook the redness from his face, " Cut that out! " he snapped, embarassed,
" Second question, Kakarrotto, WHY were you rubbing me when I told you earlier that I desired NOT to be rubbed? "
A blush line formed over Goku's nose, " When I'd nap with Chi-chan since I woke up a couple hours earlier than her
she always liked it when I'd just massage her back while I was awake until she woke up as well. "
" But I'm NOT, ONNA. " Vegeta twitched, the redness running back into his face, " WHY do you keep doing things you'd
do with ONNA, with ME! I'm not here to replace her I'm here to keep your kaka-powers from driving you mad until Bulma finds a
way to bring Onna back without her getting mutated like in your dream in the process! " he explained, " This is just like
that time I wished you into being my servant-maid! You get a tiny bit of power and you're instantly over-protective of me and
you start trying to dominate yourself over me like I'm your pet! "
" You're not my pet, little Veggie. You're my little buddy. " Goku blinked, then let go of the hug and went back to
rubbing Vegeta's back.
" I'm glad you agree with me on that, Kakarrotto--WHY ARE YOU RUBBING ME AGAIN!! " he exclaimed, whipping around and
grabbing Goku's arms by the wrists, " I just told you about that! Now LISTEN and REPEAT this with me! "
" Uh, oh-kay. " Goku blinked again, staring at the little ouji.
" Now, "Veggie is not my pet". "
" Veggie is not my pet. "
" "Veggie is not my wife". "
" Veggie is not my wife. "
" "Veggie is my prince and 'little buddy'". "
" Veggie is my prince and little buddy. " Goku completed.
Vegeta sighed, " There, you get it now? "
Goku nodded.
" Good. "
" ...can I still rub you? " Goku smiled, wiggling his fingers.
Vegeta's face flushed a brighter red, " WHAT?! NO!!! "
Goku pouted, " Aww.... " he slid out of bed, " I guess I should wait a little while to wake the fusion-babies then. "
The ouji's eyes bulged out of his head, " Fusio---you brought VEJITTO AND GOGETA HERE NOW TOO!!? What, are you
keeping them prisoners here also! "
" Not Goggie & Ji-chan, Veggie. I haven't called them up yet. " Goku said, then smiled warmly, " I mean our OTHER
lil fusion-babies. "
Vegeta instantly looked around in panic, " What other fusion-babies? We only have TWO. "
" No, we have 7 now. "
" ... " Vegeta blinked in disbelief.
Goku grinned, " I made them just this morning before I started massaging your back. They're all so *cute*! " he
clasped his hands together, " Their 58 other brothers and sisters should be joining them shortly by the afternoon. Oh, and
I'm calling Ji-chan and Goggie this evening. "
" Seve----WHADDA YOU MEAN THEIR 58 OTHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! " Vegeta sat up and grabbed Goku by the shoulders,
shaking him back and forth, " HAVE YOU GONE MAD! KAKARROTTO WE ONLY HAVE TWO "FUSION-BABIES"!! And I blame that only on the
portara earrings and that other timeline. WHERE THE HECK WOULD WE GET 61 MORE OF THEM!!! "
" Oh, they're not all big-n-grown-up like Goggie & Ji-chan are, Veggie. " Goku smiled, " They're all still little,
only 5 years old! " he chirped.
Vegeta looked at him apathetically, " Poor Kakay-chan, you really HAVE lost your mind. " he said sadly, giving Goku
a hug, " I'm so sorry I thought you were still sane when I woke up this morning. I should've known better. Accidentally
killing Onna has drivin you mad. " he sniffled.
" But, I'm not mad, little Veggie. In fact, I'm very happy to have you here with me. " Goku laughed lightly, " Oh,
and thank you for this nice warm hug. I like it when ~*VEGGIE*~ hugs me. " the larger saiyajin blushed lightly.
Vegeta instantly let go of Goku and nervously scooted back over to the farthest side of the bed from Goku, his entire
body glowing bright red and a blank look on his face.
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled at the ouji, then heard a knock at the door, " Do you think you could get that for me,
little Veggie? " he patted Vegeta on the shoulder.
Vegeta stiffly got up and waddled over to the door. He shook off the red glow from his body and creaked open the
door ever-so-slightly.
" 'Toussan can I have a glass of water? " the small, chibi saiyajin at the door said happily, holding up an empty
glass. Vegeta stared down at him.
" WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? "
" One of my 'Toussan & Kaasan's little babies. " the chibi saiyajin grinned at him.
" YOU ARE NOT! I ONLY HAVE FOUR CHILDREN!!! And Mirai and Trunks count as the same person so they only count as one.
" he finished, nodding.
" 'Mornin, Geta! " Goku waved happily to the chibi.
" 'Mornin, Mommy! " the chibi happily waved back.
Vegeta sweatdropped, then slapped himself on the face. He pushed the chibi out the door and slammed it on him. The
now-twitching ouji turned to face Goku, " WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!!! "
" One of our lil-lil fusion-babies, Veggie. " Goku smiled musingly, " They're all so adorable~~~ "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him flatly, " Put them all back, Kakarrotto. "
" --huh? " Goku snapped out of his daydream.
" I said put them all back! They're NOT our CHILDREN! We don't HAVE any children, you baka! Unless you count Gogeta
and Vejitto. BUT THESE?! They popped out of NOWHERE! " he exclaimed, nerve-shot.
" Don'tcha wanna see Geta's lil brothers and sisters first? " Goku sniffled.
" NO! I don't want to even imagine seeing anymore of those things! That chibi looked sort of like me, BUT HE'S SURE
NOT RELATED TO ME!!! " Vegeta folded his arms.
" Hahaha, of course he is, silly Veggie. So are all our other 62 children. " the larger saiyajin smiled.
Vegeta stared at him incrediously, " Kakarrotto, you have truely gone off the deep end, you know that? "
" Hey Veggie, you know how after our **portara*fusion** we kept a lil bit of dna from each other in our bodies? "
Goku started out.
All the color instantly rushed out of Vegeta's face and the ouji prepared to plug his ears with his fingers.
A terrified look on his face.
" Well, I used my new special powers and some of my dna and that lil bit of Veggie-dna I have inside me to make them
exist! " Goku grinned, " But it takes a lot out of me, that's why I won't be able to bring the rest of them here till the
afternoon when I've finished my lunch. "
Vegeta choked out in horror, " ...you mean? " he opened the door again only to see several more small saiyajins had
joined the first one and were now holding out empty plates.
" Daddy we're hungry! " another one from before chirped sadly.
" Feed us! " a third whined.
" I gotta go to the bathroom! "
" I wanna hug! "
Vegeta slammed the door shut again, both eyes bulging out of their sockets and his body shaking in convulsions.
The chibi saiyajins stared at the door, confused.
" I wonder what happened to him? " the girl said. The rest of them shrugged.
" ... " Vegeta slumped to the floor and stared ahead blankly. Goku ran over to him.
" Veggie? Little Veggie are you oh-kay? " Goku said, worried as he rubbed the ouji on the side of his cheek.
" You. " Vegeta looked over at him, disgusted. Goku slowly pulled his hand away, " YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP ME HERE,
AREN'T YOU!!! " the ouji lept to his feet.
" Nuh--no Veggie I never said anything like tha-- "
" You don't think you'll be able to bring Onna back alive or safe from where you put her and now you're trying to
make me fill the void by keeping me here and making pretend chibis to replace Gohan and Goten! WELL I WON'T DO IT,
KAKARROTTO! I'M NOT YOUR PRISONER! AND I AM NOT THESE CREATURES' "TOUSSAN"!!! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI,
AND I AM GOING HOME! " he boldly whipped around and grabbed the doorknob, then turned it only to find it was now stuck,
" Kakarrotto... " Vegeta said warningly, turning around. Goku was sitting on the floor with his arms folded and a stubborn
look on his face, " Kakarrotto, let me leave! "
" No! " Goku whined, " I luv Veggie, I don't want him to go. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, then walked past Goku and towards the open window. The ouji floated up to fly through it
only to have a giant steel wall suddenly appear inside the window, blocking the exit. Vegeta growled.
" Heeheehee. " the larger saiyajin let out a quiet little giggle.
Vegeta cleared his throat by coughing a few times. He walked over to Goku, " Kakarrotto, you ever hear that
earth-saying that "if you love someone, you'll set them free"? "
Goku nodded shyly with a little smile on his face.
" Well, you "love" me, right? "
" I love little Veggie lots! " Goku said while staring up at him cheerfully.
" Then why don't you "set me free". "
Goku narrowed his eyes at the ouji, " Veggie stay here. "
" No, Veggie wants to go home. " Vegeta said, annoyed.
" This is Veggie's home. " Goku stood up, " Veggie can live with me and our babies! "
" Yeah, all 63 of them. " Vegeta muttered sarcastically.
" ~*Really*~, Veggie? " the larger saiyajin hugged Vegeta, " You DO agree with me? "
" Wha--NO! I was being sarcastic! " Vegeta yelped frantically.
" Oh I think Veggie was telling the truth. " Goku smiled, proud of himself.
" And I think Kakay should let Veggie go back to his real home. RIGHT, NOW. " Vegeta replied.
" Heeheehee, no. " Goku held tighter.
" But Kaka-- " Vegeta froze as he suddenly sensed a little over half a dozen ki's several feet outside the Son home.
He grinned victoriously, ::They're here! Bulma and the others! They've come to rescue me and fix Kakarrotto's messed-up
brain!::
" Who has a messed-up brain? " Goku said, confused, having read the very end of Vegeta's thought.
The ouji squirmed his way out of Goku's grasp, then blasted a hole through the wall and ran outside through it. A
large bus was hidden just behind some bushes near the forest. Vegeta noticed it and grinned even wider, " HAHAHAHA!! I'M
FREE! BWAHAHAHAHA!! " he laughed.
" Veh-GEE! " Goku chided him, " Look what you did to the wall! " he exclaimed, following the other saiyajin
outside. Goku snapped his fingers and the wall was instantly fixed again. He instantly felt the other ki's and looked around
suspicously, " Who's here? "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh! " Vegeta teleported to the bus and knocked on the door. The door opened and chibi Trunks peeked
out, " TORUNKUSU!! " the ouji hugged him. Trunks looked around in surprise, " I never actually thought I'd be this happy to
see you! " Vegeta exclaimed.
Trunks sweatdropped, " I'm not sure if that was a compliment or an insult. "
" Hey! Uncle Veggie! Hug me next! " Goten hopped out of the bus with an eager look on his face, " Haha, he's still in
his pajamas! " he pointed to Vegeta.
" Yes, Kaka-spawn number 2. I consider the previous night's sleep to be one of the most horrendous I've ever lived
through. " Vegeta shuddered. Goten looked confused.
" Toussan! " Mirai said from the doorway. Vegeta set Trunks down, " I thought you were a goner with how scared your
ki felt last night. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I WAS NOT AFRAID OF KAKARROTTO!! "
" Is Kakarroujo with you? " Bura poked her head out from behind Mirai's legs.
" He better not be or the rest of you are as good as dead. " Vegeta grumbled. Bura stared at him, concerned.
" Aww, Kakarroujo would never zap all of US away, Toussan. " she smiled nervously, " Would he? "
" I think Kakarrotto wants me to replace Onna, Bura. " Vegeta said seriously.
" Huh? " she cocked her head.
" You're joking, right Toussan? " Mirai walked up to him, " I mean, you can't possibly, well we ARE going to bring
Chi-Chi back, you, you don't even have the right body parts to replace, you know what I mean. " he groaned, embarassed.
" Hai, I don't have the correct anatomy for that. AND I DON'T WANT TO, YOU HEAR ME, KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed off
in the direction of the Son house, " However that didn't stop Kakarrotto from creating some 5 more "fusion-babies" for us.
With 58 more on the way! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Toussan, that's impossible! " Mirai laughed nervously at him, " I mean, we all know Goku-san can now zap things
out of existance and bring inanimate objects into existance, but actual people--? "
" Hello! " a little voice chirped from behind Vegeta. Everyone whipped around to see the chibi saiyajins from before.
All of them about 5 years old. Two wore kame-style gi's and the other three wore blue and white gi's.
" AHH! THEY-FOLLOWED-ME-HERE!!! " Vegeta shrieked, pointing at them.
" Aww, they're so cute! " Bulma awwed, getting out of the bus.
" They all look like different chibinized versions of you and Goku fused. " Mirai observed.
" OH WOW!! I HAVE FOUR MORE BROTHERS!! " Goten squealed, running up to them, " AND A SISTER! This is better than a
birthday present! " he held up the two chibis nearest to him under each arm.
" Uhh, Vegeta? " Bulma spoke up.
" Yes saiyajins can have litters depending on the phases of the moon when the female becomes pregnant and NO
Kakarrotto did NOT have these naturally he brought them into the world simply by using his special new powers. " Vegeta
answered the questions he knew she was probably about to ask him.
" COULD Goku naturally become---- "
" --all questions concerning saiyajin peasant anatomy will be answered once I am safely back at Capsule Corp. "
Vegeta interupted her, feeling Goku's ki suddenly spiking. He ran past her and into the bus, " HURRY!!! "
" Uhh... " Bulma blinked, then glared, " HEY! DON'T YOU TELL _ME_ TO HURRY, MISTER! I'M THE ONE WHO LEAD THIS LITTLE
EXPEDITION TO SAVE YOUR ROYAL BEHIND IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! "
Vegeta sighed, poking his head out one of the bus windows, " You think you could yell at me AFTER you get the bus
started? "
" Fine. " Bulma groaned, going inside.
" Oh WOW! Goten aren't they adorable! " Bura said in awe while holding up the little girl chibi saiyajin, " Just
think! My very own half-sister! No more mean 'ol Mirai or stupid prank-making Trunks! " she sighed.
" I'm not the only girl. I have more sisters AND more brothers. " the chibi Bura was holding up nodded.
" WOW! Kakarroujo & Toussan love each other THAT MUCH! " Bura exclaimed, " What's your name? " she said, trying to
calm herself down.
" I'm Kayka! " the chibi said happily.
Bura's eyes went all gooey, " You mean you are named after the pretty oujo in Toussan's play that was really supposed
to be Kakarroujo but he changed the name so Kakarroujo wouldn't go all mushy on him? "
" ... " the smaller saiyajin cocked her head, " Huh? "
" Uh-oh. " one of the boys who was playing rock-paper-scissors with Goten paused when he sensed a nearby, " Mommy's
ki feels really mad. " he said in a sing-song voice, " Better go, Kayka. "
" Oh-kay Kajee! " the girl chirped, hopping out of Bura's grasp and running after him. The other chibi soon followed.
" "Kajee"....they're all named after different combinations of Kakarroujo and Toussan's NAMES! " Bura grinned,
" Ka--karrotto. Ve-gee-ta! Ka-gee. Kajee! That's so cute! What's your name? " she asked one of the boys who was lagging
behind the other a bit.
" I'm Otto. " he smiled, " And, and that's Kajee, and Geta, and Kayka, and Donut! "
Bura facefaulted, " "DONUT"!? " she looked at the remaining two chibis.
" Mommy got hungry. " Donut shrugged.
" I wonder what the other 58 are gonna be called. " Trunks chuckled at the thought.
" BAKA GAKI'S!!! GET IN HERE NOW!!! " Vegeta screamed from inside the bus. Trunks and Bura bolted to attention and
scrambled inside the bus, trying to push each other out of the way.
" They're in. " Mirai said to Bulma.
" Hey, don't I get to see what they look like? " Gohan said sadly.
" Later Gohan! " Bulma frantically started the car and took off. Every froze as a blast of yellow light appeared from
behind the bus, then disappeared and reappeared right infront of it. Goku put his hands forward and stopped the bus with
them in its tracks. The large saiyajin glared at the people inside and began to growl angrily.
" Well, it was semi-nice knowing you. " Vegeta flatly remarked to the rest of the passangers, all of whom were too
scared to move.
" WHERE'S, VEGGIE!! " an angry-looking ssj3 growled as he squated ontop of the bus's engine, staring at the tinted
windowpanes.
" What's Toussan so angry about? " Gohan whispered to Bulma.
" He misses Chi-Chi, and is trying to get Vegeta to take her place. " she summed it up for him.
Gohan looked over at Vegeta and stiffled several short bouts of laughter. The ouji glared at him, " Well you're not
exactly a good replacement. "
Bulma sighed, " He knows how to spar, cook, loves Son-kun, and has a short temper. "
" I DO _NOT_ HAVE A WILD, UNTAMED AFFECTION FOR THAT BAKAYARO PEASANT!!! " Vegeta snapped at them.
" Hai, and you didn't latch onto him like Chi-Chi did when she re-met him at the tournament. " Bulma nodded.
Vegeta snorted in agreement.
" The words "Kuririn, what's a wife?" come to mind. " the noseless senshi in the back of the bus spoke up. Vegeta
fell over.
" YOU'RE JOKING?! " he gawked. Kuririn shook his head no.
" Mm, Uncle Veggie's fun, but we're gonna get Kaasan back soon, right? " Goten asked with uncertainty.
" Of course you are. " Trunks said, " My Kaasan's a genius after all. Besides, if my Dad had to pretend to be your
Mom then who would pretend to be my Dad! " he exclaimed.
" There'd be a never-ending number of people pretending to be other people to fill their places. " Goten blinked.
" Wow Goten, that's deep. " the lavender-hairred half-saiyajin said, impressed.
" Haha! So are my pants pockets! " Goten grinned, then pulled something out of them, " Look! A froggie! "
" Cool! " Trunks grabbed it by the legs.
" Trunks put that down before you kill it. " Bulma groaned.
" WHERE IS VEGGIE TELL ME NOW!!!! " Goku high-pitched voice roared ragefully over the bus.
" Muh--maybe you should tell him you're in here. " Mirai said, " He won't zap the bus away if he knows YOU'RE in
here, Toussan. " he explained.
" Hmm.. " Vegeta looked around uneasily, " Can't we just gun it! You know, hit the gas pedal really hard and hope we
knock Kakarrotto unconsious long enough to get a good distance away? "
Everyone else stared at him skeptically.
" FINE. " Vegeta grumbled, then walked over to a nearby tinted side window and rolled it down. The ouji stuck his
head out, " KAKARROTTO! "
" VEGGIE!!! " the angered voice turned to one of joy as Goku powered down to ssj2 and tackled Vegeta through the
window and onto the floor of the bus, " Aww-my-sweet-lil-lil-Veggie-I-thought-I-lost-you-forever-I-love-you-so-much!!! " he
squished Vegeta between himself and the bus floor. Vegeta twitched in pain.
" Oww. "
" Umm, Son-kun? " Bulma nervously approached him only to have Goku growl threateningly in response, " GOKU HE'S IN
PAIN! Get off of him! " she ordered. Goku stood up while still holding the ouji protectively against him and glancing
paranoid around the bus at its other passangers. Bulma groaned, " I can't believe this! "
" You were all trying to take little Veggie away! Weren't you! " Goku exclaimed.
" Can't....breathe....need air.... " Vegeta choked out, his face turning blue from lack of oxygen.
" Uh, Toussan, you're choking him. " Gohan pointed to Vegeta. Goku looked down and yelped, instantly dropping Vegeta
to the floor. The ouji gasped for breath.
" Oh little Veggie I am so sorry. " Goku apologized, " Let's go home and we can have a yummy snack together and I can
help you relax. " he smiled.
Vegeta looked around the room as a plot churned in his head, " Yes, Kakarrotto. I'll snack and relax with you. "
Goku's face brightened up.
" IF we do both things at MY home, Capsule Corp in West City. "
" But Veggie! If we go there then it won't be just you and me anymore! " Goku whined.
" I know. We'll all be safer that way if we ALL keep your powers under control because your tiny kaka-ego, as small
as it may be, has still grown to the point where you no longer listen to anything I say and attempt to overpower me for
reasons unknown. "
" I'm not overpowering my Veggie. " Goku smirked, snapping his fingers and causing the bus to disappear. Everyone
sitting inside it instantly fell to the floor. He snapped his fingers again and the bus was instantly back in existance
with the group inside it, " See? "
" Hey! Toussan if you can bring back this bus maybe your power is strong enough to bring Kaasan back now! " Gohan
said excitedly.
" Hai Kakarrotto, why don't you try that? " Vegeta added.
" Tsk tsk tsk, it WAS unfair of Veggie to run away like that. I don't think I'm overpowering him at all. " the large
saiyajin smiled sneakily. Vegeta gulped, " I'm only *sharing* my gift with my Veggie, that's all. "
" Oh you're sharing SOMETHING alright. " Vegeta muttered.
" Goku, if you really can bring things back, maybe you should try doing that with Chi-Chi. " Bulma tapped him on the
shoulder.
" This isn't the same bus. " Goku stated. Bulma looked around and noticed this bus didn't have tinted windows and
was a slightly different size.
" Oh. I see it now, hahaha. " she laughed nervously. Goku zapped the front door to the bus, then picked up Vegeta and
carried him out, the ouji on his back and secured down by Goku's tail. The large saiyajin walked out and stood infront of
the bus, then smirked at it and held his arms upward, causing the bus to completely disappear. Vegeta's jaw dropped at the
sight and the ouji's eyes rolled to the back of his head and promptly fainted.
" Hm? " Goku blinked, then grabbed Vegeta off his back and held the unconsious ouji out infront of him, " Haha!
Sleeptime again for Veggie? " he hugged the smaller saiyajin tightly, " Oh well, I guess that WAS a little much for you to
see, Veggie. I won't do it again though, I promise. No more zapping buses infront of Veggie. " he smiled down at Vegeta,
" I'm sorry I had to do that, little Veggie. But I can't have anybody trying to Veggienap you on me. " Goku frowned, " I
don't know what I'd do without you here to make me feel better. Veggie's the only one who truely understands me, just like
Chi-chan used to be like before she stopped sparring with me and got all mean. " he patted Vegeta on the head, walking back
to his house.
" Wow, that was close. " chibi Trunks said from behind the bushes.
" Haha! Yeah, we sure got 'um that time! " Goten added happily.
" I don't see what's so good about this. Toussan has clearly gone insane! " Gohan groaned, sitting behind them,
" He's gone insane, and there's nothing we can do about it! "
" Kakarroujo scares me now. " Bura shivered.
" Heh-heh, good. " Trunks grinned at her. She shot him a death-glare.
" Ohhh, " Bulma, the last remainder of the now-smaller group groaned, " If Goku really has lost his mind then there's
even less of a chance of him being able to teach Gohan how to perform the trick! "
" I'm not sure I want to now. " Gohan muttered.
" Well, why don't we just wish everyone back! " Trunks exclaimed. The rest of the group stared at him, " We'll just
use the dragonballs and use the first wish to unwish Goku-san's wishing power, and then use the remaining wish to wish back
to normal everyone and thing he wished away! "
" Trunks is a genius! " Goten chirped.
" That I am, loyal sidekick. " Trunks boasted.
" He can't be your sidekick, he's MY sidekick! " Gohan complained.
" No, Videl is YOUR sidekick. " Trunks corrected him.
Gohan sighed, " Actually I'm hers. "
" Does it really matter! " Bura grinned, " We can fix Kakarroujo's brain and save Toussan and the day! All we have to
do is find the dragonballs again! "
" I don't think we could really last another 7 months like this, Bura. " Bulma said.
" Huh? " Bura looked up at her mother.
" Vegeta used the dragonballs last October, remember! They won't be active again for another year! "
Bura frowned, disappointed.
" Uh, Bulma, I really don't mean to alarm you, but I don't think we'll even EXIST in 7 months! " Gohan gulped.
" Hmm... " Trunks sat on the ground, deep in thought. Goten waddled over to the 8 year old chibi.
" Hey Trunks, whatcha thinkin? " he cocked his head.
" AH-HA! " Trunks lept to his feet, " I've got it! "
" Got what? "
" ... "
" ... "
Trunks sweatdropped, " A plan, you doofus! " he snapped, then explained, " You and I shall blend into the fold of
other saiyajin children, then rally them together against Uncle Goku and force him to meet our demands by relinquishing
his power and giving me my Toussan back! "
" WHOA! We're gonna rule over ALL THOSE OTHER LITTLE KIDS! " Goten grinned.
" Exactly! "
Bura laughed mockingly, " HA! Trunks, there are 3 things wrong with your plan. ONE, you don't blend in with other
chibi saiyajins, YOUR HAIR'S PURPLE! "
" I prefer bluish-grey. " he nodded.
Bura groaned, " Fine. TWO, even if you did rally them against Kakarroujo he could easily zap them all away and you
with them! And THREE, there's only 5 other kids!! "
" Not anymore there isn't. " Gohan muttered in disbelief, now standing several feet infront of the others. They
all dashed out from behind the bushes to see there were now dozens more chibi saiyajins covering the mountainside,
playing together.
" Wow, they sure multiply fast, huh Gohan! " Goten said happily.
" This isn't natural! " Bulma stared on, shocked.
" They're all so adorable and freakishly kawaii, yet I fear them. " Bura said, confused, " Cute how Kakarroujo made
them all look like they really ARE his and Toussan's babies though. "
" I think its kind of creepy. " Bulma cringed slightly.
" Kaasan would be rolling over in her grave right now, if she was dead. " Gohan shuddered, " Wait, is she dead? "
" We're not sure. " Bulma replied.
" Well she's definately rolling over wherever she is. " Gohan watched a couple of the chibi saiyajins tackle each
other, then burst into laughter.
" I know I've always wanted another brother or sister, but this is ridiculous! " Bura exclaimed, then noticed Trunks
and Goten sneaking off, " HEY! Where do you think you're going! "
" We're doing my plan. " Trunks said.
" You are not! "
" We aren't? " Goten looked baffled.
" Of course we are, Goten! Bura can think up her own plan, which she won't even need because mine is going to work
so well. " Trunks said proudly, walking off into the crowd of spiky black-hairred heads. Goten turned to Bura, shrugged,
and followed Trunks.
Bura turned to Gohan and Bulma, " Alright, now here's what _I_ think we should do... "
/dl
" Oh my sweet little Veggie, I am so glad you are safe once more. " Goku sighed happily, both saiyajins back inside
the Son home. The larger one sat at the kitchen table while the smaller one wandered around the room in a growing panic.
::Kakarrotto made the bus disappear! Along with half the ki's inside it! Those were his FRIENDS! He wouldn't have
done that if he was still sane:: Vegeta thought to himself.
" Aww, I am perfectly sane, little Veggie. " Goku laughed cheerfully at the thought, " You're so silly! "
Vegeta turned towards him, " You can read minds now? "
" Oh, much more clearer than I _EVER_ could before! It seems that the more of my body's ki that gets channeled into
my brain, the stronger my psychic powers become. AND it also causes the synapsis in my brain to fire at a much faster rate,
nearly quadrupling my intelligence. " Goku grinned.
" You mean you HAVE gotten smarter!? " Vegeta nearly choked.
" Mmm-hmm! " the large saiyajin nodded sweetly.
Vegeta pulled at his collar, " I gotta get some air. " he nervously walked over to one of the windows and pulled the
shades open. The ouji's face turned a pale green, " Kakarrotto...why are there bars on the windows? "
" So nobody can break in and steal you, silly Veggie! " Goku replied, then narrowed his eyes, " AND so little Veggies
don't try to pull anymore escapes on me. Veggie gets off easy this time but if he tries it again I will give him a
spanking for being a bad little Veggie. "
" You threatened me with that the last time you went mentally insane. " Vegeta observed, " WELL CRAZY OR NOT I'M
NOT LETTING YOU HIT ME REPEATEDLY _THIS_ TIME!! "
" I'm not crazy, Veggie. Just a lot smarter than I was two days ago. " Goku smirked. The little ouji gulped, " So! "
Goku perked up, " Is my favorite little buddy gonna get dressed today or is he gonna stay in his pajamas til it's time to
go to sleep all over again? "
" Uhh.... " Vegeta trailed off, trying to take it all in.
Goku grabbed the ouji's wrist, " Oh Veggie just wait'll you see the cute lil outfit I made you! You'll look SO
sweet in it!!! "
/dl
" ...it's a, gi. "
" Uh-huh!! "
" I'M NOT WEARING A GI!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" But Veggie! " Goku sniffled, " I worked so hard on it, measuring it to fit your small Veggie-body, finding the
right colors, stitching it, sewing it together, it's PERFECT for you! " he held up the navy-colored gi and a pair of white
wristbands that matched the colors from Vegeta's current training outfit. There was also a pair of small white boots with
yellow ties to him in a similar style to Goku's red and black boots.
" You're trying to assimilate me into your mindless peasant culture, aren't you, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said weakly
in mild shock.
" Heeheehee, maybe. " Goku said sneakily.
" WHAT?! "
" Just joking with ya, little buddy! " Goku laughed, " I'm an omni-powerful genius now, I can do that. "
" Oh.... " Vegeta squeaked out, then shook it off, " So what's the gi for? " he asked curiously.
" Well, you always look like you were a little too snug in that spandexy-looking training outfit you always wear so
I thought I'd make you something more comfortable for you. You won't believe how much sunnier your outlook gets when you're
wearing something loose-fitting. " Goku explained.
" Really. " Vegeta said skeptically, crossing his arms.
" Yeah, that and I heard tight-fitting pants like your old ones can cause rectoral disorders if left untreated. "
Goku nodded.
" Rectoral dis--I'VE NEVER HAD ANY RECTORAL DISORDERS IN MY LIFE!! " Vegeta screamed, embarassed.
" Yeah, NOW, but you just wait one day you're gonna wake up and all that greasyness your pants sweated against on
your tushie's gonna give you a butt-load of butt-zits! " Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta blinked, " THERE IS NO SUCH DISORDER!! " he shook his fist at Goku, then glanced over his shoulder at his own
rear-end, uneasily.
Goku squinted, " Ahp, there's nothing there now, no need to worry YET, Veggie. " he nodded. Vegeta glanced upward at
him, confused, " Adjustable x-ray vision. " the large saiyajin replied. Vegeta's pupils dialated.
" IS NOTHING LEFT SACRED ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!! " he waved his arms in the air.
" Here Veggie, try on your gi. The sooner the better and the better the less chance of getting butt-zits! " Goku
said happily.
Vegeta sweatdropped, taking the outfit from him. He squirmed, " NO. There is NO WAY I am going to walk around
adorning the clothes of the peasantry!!! " he glared at Goku, " I'M YOUR PRINCE! YOU CAN'T ORDER ME AROUND! "
" Aww, of course I can lil Veggie! " Goku bent down to the ouji's height and tapped him on the nose while grinning,
" Hahaha! "
" Errrr... " Vegeta growled, annoyed at the large finger resting on his nose, " MOVE THAT! "
Goku did so. The ouji dropped the gi outfit to the floor and stomped towards the living room.
" Hey Veggie where're you going? " Goku frowned.
" I'm "going" to find my REAL clothes and get back to my REAL home! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I refuse to live here as
your kaka-slave! I would rather have to deal with Onna than with you in this form! "
" That's a little mean, don'tcha think, Veggie? " Goku narrowed his eyes. The ouji froze.
" Uhhh... " he blinked, frightened of what was going to happen to him next. Goku raised his hands and clapped once.
Vegeta just stared in confusion.
" There! You look better already! " Goku chirped.
The ouji looked down to see he was now in the blue gi with his pajamas where he had left the outfit he was now
wearing, " ACK!? HOW DID YOU--I mean, but I, " Vegeta glanced over in a nearby mirror and twitched in disgust, " Eew. "
" I think it's adorable on you, Veggie! " Goku walked over to Vegeta and gave him a hug, " AND I made it fit just
right, unlike the pajamas! Whadda ya think? " he asked eagerly.
Vegeta stuck his tongue out, " I think, I'm gonna be sick. "
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6:34 PM 3/12/03
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Ah, now that's a MUCH nicer sized chapter than the last one!
Vegeta: (spooked out) I'm officially frightened of the fic-Kakarrotto now.
Chuquita: Oh, don't worry. There's a fairly nice ending to it. Besides this you and Son-kun are from a different timeline
than the regular ones so it won't effect my next story.
Vegeta: (smirks) What WILL effect it though is that damaging blow to your computer.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) MUST you remind me of that!
Goku: (to audiance) (whispers) Chu-sama's computer broke when her dad was trying to put in more ram to make it faster. She's
been using the old one upstairs since Saturday and can't scan anything or download stuff quickly till the new one is fixed
again.
Chuquita: (twitches) (to Son) Do you mind! (snorts) And as a matter of fact the UPS truck just delivered some parts that MAY
allow it to be fixed for tommorow when I upload this!
Vegeta: (snickers) And if not then we're stuck with this old relic for a few more days.
Chuquita: Hnn.. (perks up) Anyway, I wanna thank Tomoyo chan, Lung Tai Yang, Gie, and Nekoni for the suggestions. I found
both Goku songs mentioned in the same place I got those other 3 songs. What I've decided to do is let Piccolo's song be
at the end of this chapter and use one of Goku's for part 4's opening corner and the other one of Goku's for the end corner.
All I gotta do is decide which one gets the beginning and which gets the end. I'm thinking the regular db one for the
beginning because he sings that one and have Veggie sing the dbz one at the end.
Vegeta: (nearly chokes) WHAT?!
Chuquita: (grins) They're both funny songs. I found out about a third one having to do with "give me the energy" or
something like that but I don't have the lyrics or know what it's about! Here's Piccolo's called "Kuchibue No Kimochi" or,
"How A Whistle Feels"
[Piccolo]: Agh-... What's this This sound... This is...
Oh Don't tell me this is what you call whistling...
I-It's hurts... Hey... Who Who's doing this Hey
You see, we Nameccians
Really h-h-hate this sound!
You know that, right... Hey... Gohan, are you making this sound? Stop it!
Haven't I told you in the previous movie... I told you it's bad...
For example, in uhhh earthling terms...
It's how nails go screech-screech on glass
No It's a gazillion times worse
The thing called consideration... Yes Thinking as if in someone else's place
...N-N-N-N-Now I get it
I beg of you... If this keeps up...
My austere and grim image...
W-W-W-W-Will be shattered...
All you fifteen million fans of Piccolo
Help...
Hey... Stop... Stop it I beg you Please stop
It's fine if you just stop Hey!
'Coz I'm not gonna do anything else to you guys after this!
Hey I can't stand it anymore...
A-a-a-a-a My head's starting to spin N-n-n
Everything just... h-h-hurts
...He-he-he He-he Uhe-he-he
He-he-he-he Chicks... Chicks are jumping...
Hey look They go peep-peep
Oh... It's full of chicks, you see them, ri-i-i-i-ight
Ohhhhh It's great This is great Oh no more
Everyone join along-g-g-g-g
Together with the li-i-i-i-ittle chicks...
Pee-eep-Pee-eep...
Vegeta: (snickering) Wow, the namek losing his mind through song.
Chuquita: Pretty apporpriate seeing as you're about to lose your own in the next chapter.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Hey!
Goku: Heeheehee, Piccolo has so many fans!
Chuquita: 15 million!
Goku: And that's only in japan!
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) Hey! What about me!
Goku: [glomps him] Do not worry little Veggie, we all still luv you!
Chuquita: 'cept Toriyama, he likes Piccolo best.
Goku: (whimpers)
Chuquita: Next to Son-kun of course.
Vegeta: (annoyed) WHAT KIND OF PERSON DISLIKES THE CHARACTER HE CREATES!?
Chuquita: I dunno. (shrugs, confused)
Goku: Do not fear little Veggie, for many others can see through to your sweet lil marshmellowy center! [hugs tighter]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) WHADDA YOU MEAN MY MARSHMELLOWY CENTER! I am not all mushy and gooey inside like YOU ARE,
Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: (grinning widely) I can't WAIT to hear Veggie sing that "kaka-song" next chapter.
Vegeta: (pales) It's that embarassing, isn't it?
Chuquita: For you?--oh yeah.
Vegeta: (gulps)
Goku: (giggles) Aww, don't worry little buddy! Think of it as complimenting your favoritest peasant in song!
Vegeta: (weakly) The fear inside my body has just doubled over, (sarcasm) thank you Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sweetly) You're welcome, lil Vedge'ums!
Chuquita: I should download this Piccolo song once my new computer is working again. Heck I'm trying to load a gt
episode right now. I hope I can play it on Realplayer 8. RealONE (what I use for my XP computer) can't be downloaded
by anyone with a windows95 (which is what I'm typing on now) Well, I'll give it a shot. (looks at her netpumper)
(sweatdrops) Boy is that slow.
Goku: (happily) Slow like molasses and squishy like Veggie!
Vegeta: (bright red) I AM NOT SQUISHY!!
Chuquita: Oh, I probably won't get part 4 done for this Sunday the 16th (My birthday ::grins::) So happy early 18th
b-day to me!
Goku: (grins) Can we have a big cake like last years?
Chuquita: (cheerful) Maybe in the next story, or in part 4. It all depends on the room.
Goku: Let's have cake in BOTH!
Chuquita: Sounds like a good idea to me!
Goku: (to audiance) Adios, personas! (waves)
Chuquita: We'll see you in the conclusion/finale to "Mind Over Matter"! Part 4! Out sometime next week, when Veggie
shall sing for us!
Vegeta: (groans) I'm afraid to see what these lyrics look like...
Goku: (off-key) DOH RAY MEH FA SO LA TI DOH!!
