6:31 PM 3/13/03
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Movie 7
Vegeta: Kakarotto is My rival, Don't touch him!

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (eating a piece of chocolate cake) Why hello and welcome to part 4 of "Mind Over Matter" where Son-kun finally gets
his turn to share with us two of his offical "character image" songs. As you know already we've had Veggie, Chi-Chi & Gohan,
and Piccolo all sing their own, err, unique songs during the past 3 corners.
Goku: (grinning) And now it's MY TURN!
Vegeta: (flatly) Whoopee.
Chuquita: (snickers) Aw, you're just mad cuz we're making you sing in the end Corner.
Vegeta: (grumbles) I refuse to sing ANY SONG for Kakarrotto about Kakarrotto which I have not even seen the lyrics to yet.
Chuquita: Heehee, we have a special treat today for Son-kun because he gets two songs!
Goku: (big brain-numbed grin) YAY!!! [latches onto Veggie]
Vegeta: (weakly) But I didn't do anything.... (face starts to turn bright red)
Goku: (happily) Veggie gets a hug ~*JUST FOR BEING VEGGIE!*~ [hugs tighter]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (squeaks out) Oh dear God....
Chuquita: (snickers at Veggie)
Vegeta: (dazed) That's right, Chu....enjoy laughing....at my expehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheheheheheheheheheheh~~~~ (goes
temporarily brain-dead)
Goku: (cheerfully hugs Veggie tighter) Well, that's convienent!
Chuquita: (looking Veggie over) You really should be more careful with him. Speaking of Veggie-like things to be careful
with-- [holds something up]
Goku: (squeals) AHH! It's a lil Veggie-figurine!!!
Chuquita: A yet to be painted Veggie-figureine. [plops it down on the desk] We're doing independent projects in ceramics and
I wanted to find a way to incorperate a 3-D version of one of the characters I regularly doodle! So I made a pot with one
handle and ceramic-Veggie has the other handle on his shoulder, ready to add it to the pot.
Goku: (gooey-eyeing the small 5-inch high Veggie-figure) Do _I_ have a figure too?
Chuquita: No, I was lucky I was able to make one of him! Besides, your hair is too hard to make. AND if I chose you instead
it would make the figure much less conspicuous not to mention larger.
Goku: (smiles) I am large.
Vegeta: (still glowing bright red) (dreamy giggle) Hahaha~~~
Goku: I'm not sure what Veggie just meant, but I'm sure it was a good thing!
Chuquita: And here's another good thing! It's a db song sung by chibi Son-kun called the "Son Goku Song". (to Son) (light
sarcasm) Boy, you're the creative title-namer, huh Goku?
Goku: (sweetly) Little Veggie says I am a very creative peasant.

The Son Goku Song:
So So Son Gokou
He only came straight from the mountains but
The kung fu he learned from his grandpa and his prized NyoIBou...
That's what they say at my back
About how great I am I won't lose to anyone
Janken Punch!
Stretch NyoIBou!
Ehe- Anything
I am No. 1

Ka Ka Kamehameha
It will blow you away Kamehameha
That amazing amazing technique
Grandpa Kame-Sennin uses
Blasts mountains too Really cool thing
I will do it too!
Kamehameha
Hey look Isn't it great
What a wonder

Ki Ki KintoUn
It's just one bit different from "kurikinton"
That delightful delightful cloud I got
From grandpa Kame-sennin
Flies freely hwee-hwee in the sky
Come KintoUn
Go Till the end of the earth
Oho- How funny
The end of the sky

Do Do Dragonball
Grandpa's memento the SuuShinChuu
If put together the seven A dragon
Will grant a wish for everyone
From journey to journey A great adventure
Do your best I won't lose
Hen They'll give me a sprain No way
I will find them

Vegeta: (back to normal) (blinks) Wow, Kakarrotto....that was really...astoundingly cute-sounding.
Goku: Ah, to be young, small, chubby, and round again.
Chuquita: Heh-heh, round.
Goku: Hey Veggie are all us saiyajin as round-n-chubby as I was when they're babies?
Vegeta: (looks away) I, I wouldn't say "chubby", we just look that way because our bodies contain much more nourishment from
inside our mothers bodies than human babies get and since our bodies haven't grown large enough to proportion the nutrients
we give off a soft plushy-like look as toddliers.
Goku: (sneaky grin) You must've been really chubby then, huh Veggie?
Vegeta: (with his fingers in his ears) (whistling distracting tune) ...
Goku: (to Chu) VEGGIE WAS A CHUBBY VEGGIE-BABY!!
Chuquita: Hahahahaha--
Goku: ---heeheeheehee.
Vegeta: (snorts) Will you both cut it out!
Goku: (sweetly) I wuv u Veh-gee!
Vegeta: (freezes in place) (glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: The power of words.
Goku: Yes.
Chuquita: Say, what's a kurikinton anyway? Is that a storm-cloud or one of the regular white ones or something?
Goku: (blinks) I'm not sure.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh. (perks up) What I think is funny is your "number #1" line because it reminds me of when Veggie
calls you his "number #1" in that "Vegeta's hats off to Goku; you're number 1" episode.
Goku: ...but Veggies don't wear hats. Look at his hair, it's not built to wear a hat!
Chuquita: Yours is though.
Goku: Heee~~!!! Yes it is! (confused) Wait, what number one am I of Veggie's?
Chuquita: I dunno, the number 1 saiyajin or something. Number 1 peasant, number 1 'warrior', number one bottomless-pit-of-a-
-stomach. [points to Son's belly]. Most likely the first or third one I named though.
Goku: [shakes glowing-Veggie lightly] (curious) Hey Veggie, what number 1 of yours am I?
Vegeta: (dazed) Aww Kaaahhh-keeeeee~~
Goku: (happily) I like it when Veggie glows!
Chuquita: And I like it when the story begins! Introducing part 4!

Summary: Goku has finally mastered a difficult technique taught to him by the aliens he learned to teleport from. The ability
to manipulate those around him with his mind! Unfortunately, when Goku becomes angered, his mind causes the source of the
anger to disappear out of existance! What happens when the large saiyajin becomes too spoiled by his newfound powers to zap
up whatever foods and toys he desires? He traps his the last unzapped buddy remaining in his house! Will Veggie be able to
calm him down before HE gets zapped away too? Will Veggie even be able to escape the Son home un-noticed to even get help?
Will anyone notice he's gone?

Chuquita: (to Son) You know I kinda miss your Janken Punch attack.
Vegeta: (also to Son) And that would be--?
Goku: (cheery) My Rock Paper Scissors attack! [makes movements with his hands] Rock is a punch, paper is a shove with your
hand outward, and scissors is poking you in both eyes at once!
Vegeta: (blinks) Wow....that is creative.
Goku: Heehee!
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" I feel like I'm trapped in a never-ending nightmare caused by me merely being in the wrong place at the wrong
time. " Vegeta muttered weakly as he stood infront of one of the mirrors in the Son home, staring at himself wearing the
slightly out-of-place blue gi.
" Aww, Veggie don't think like that! You look even cuter than normal in your brand-new training outfit. " Goku said
from behind Vegeta, trying to cheer him up, " Besides, you have forever to get used to it anyway! Just ease into it, like
me! " he chirped.
" But I'm NOT like you! " the ouji spun around, nervous, " You are a common bubble-headed peasant! I am the great and
powerful-- "
" --saiyajin no ouji. I know I know. " Goku finished the sentence for him, chuckling a bit, " Like I said, you'll get
used to it little buddy. We DO have eternity to make ourselves comfortable after all. "
Vegeta's eyes widened as he nearly choked, " Eterni--dear God, you're RIGHT?! The dragonballs haven't recharged yet
so Onna hasn't gotten her chance to try to unwish my wish for our immortality!!! " he shrieked, ::That means neither
Kakarrotto or I will die or age unless someone manages to unwish us back to mortals! If I don't find a way out of this soon
I'll literally be stuck as a perpetual kaka-slave FOREVER! Kakarrotto can only gain more mental super-powers in this state!
And I can't even escape him through death because I can't die!!!:: terror struck the little ouji's soul, ::Unless...:: " Hey,
Kah-keee? " Vegeta said sweetly with a cheesy smile, " You don't REALLY want to stay immortal for the rest of your life, do
you? I mean, if you wanted could you mortalize us again? "
" Why would I wanna do that? " Goku looked suspicous.
" Oh, I dunno. I'm, just curious. Haha. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" Well I don't wanna. I like things just the way they are. " Goku snorted, then bent down and smiled warmly at
Vegeta, " Just you, and me, and our lil fusion-babies. " he grabbed the already paranoid ouji's hands, " We'll all be so
happy together. Just like a real family, just like my old one, only even BETTER! " he said w/big sparkily eyes.
" ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed,
running wildly towards the door only to have something yank at his neck at the last moment and cause him to jerk back and
fall to the floor. Vegeta looked back in the direction the yank had come from to find Goku was giggling at the ouji and
holding a deep red leash. The ouji paled and looked down to see he was now wearing a deep red collar with the words
"**Veggie-chan**" written on it in puffy pink letters. The small saiyajin let out a whimper, " Kakarrotto... " he said,
frightened.
" Do not worry, little Veggie. I'm not going to hurt you. " Goku smiled comfortingly at him, " I'm just going to put
you down for a nice lil nap so you can get all well-rested for when the fusion-babies come back inside. " he explained while
dragging the leash, and in turn, Vegeta, up the stairs and to his room, " I'll even put on some nap-time music to help you
sleep! And I'll read you a nap-time story! And then I can rub your back again! " Goku said excitedly, " I can't wait! "
Vegeta gulped as he was dragged up the stairs, " I can. "

/dl

" Greetings fellow chibis! We come, in peace! " Trunks announced as they stood in the midst of dozens of other
young saiyajins. They all stared at him.
" Maybe we should just say hello instead. " Goten offered.
" Hey, this is my plan, it's oh-kay if they stare, we've obviously got their attention. "
" I think it's your purple hair. " Goten pointed to it. Trunks sweatdropped.
" It's BLUISH-GREY, Goten. " he twitched, then felt a tug on his sleeve and looked down a couple inches to see one
of the many chibis gawking at him. Trunks smiled, " Hi! What's your name? "
" Your face looks just like Daddy's. " the chibi pointed out happily.
" Wow, that's a funny name. " Goten grinned.
Trunks sweatdropped and ignored him, " Why yes, my face does resemble him because you and I share the same father. "
he held out his hand, " My name is Trunks and I'm your brother! "
The chibi grinned, " Haha! Everybody is my brother or sister! " he pointed out into the seemingly endless crowd of
chibis.
" Hmm, you've got a point. " Trunks noted.
" And I'm Goten! Another one of your brothers! " Goten shook the chibi's hand.
" Hey! I recognize YOU! I saw you in a picture! " a girl chibi chirped happily, " You're from Mommy's OLD family! "
" I'm not old. " Goten looked baffled.
" No, I mean, you're from Mommy's old family with that bigger boy and the lady! " she smiled.
" That lady IS my Mommy. " Goten blinked.
" I think she means your Dad, Goten. " Trunks whispered.
" Huh? "
" She thinks your Dad is your Mom, knucklehead. "
" HAHAHAHA! That's funny Trunks! " Goten grinned, " I guess that makes me Gohan now! " he pointed to himself, playing
along. Trunks sighed.
" They must be pretty dumb if they think Goku-san is a girl. " Trunks muttered, then smirked, " And that's just gonna
make them all the more easier to trick if they're THAT stupid. " he rubbed his hands together, " Alright Goten, I want you to
just play along with me oh-kay? " Trunks instructed.
" You got it Trunks! " The slightly smaller demi-saiyajin gave him a thumbs up.
The purple-hairred demi-saiyajin jumped ontop of a nearby pile of firewood logs, " FELLOW SAIYAJINS AND CHIBIS! YOU
HAVE ALL BEEN TRICKED AND LIED TOO! AT THIS VERY MOMENT OUR TOUS--SAIYAJIN NO OUJI IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY YOUR KAASAN!! "
" *GASP*! " all the chibis gasped over-dramatically. Goten started to chuckle at Trunks's acting, then cleared his
throat and let out a pretend gasp.
" At this very moment he's being brainwashed into a completely mindless idiot! And once your "Mommy" is done
brainwashing him, she'll brainwash US! We're not gonna let her do that, are we? " Trunks rallied.
" I don't wanna have my brain washed! " one of the chibis whined.
" Does it hurt? " another asked.
" OF COURSE IT HURTS! SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOUR BRAIN RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD--THROUGH YOUR NOSE JUST LIKE WHEN THEY
MUMMIFY PEOPLE!!! " Trunks over-exaggerated.
" Eeew! " the chibi saiyajins cringed in disgust.
Goten looked up at him curiously, " Really? " he said with his eyes wide.
" Yes, Goten. " Trunks said, annoyed, " REALLY!! " he announced in a powerful-sounding voice, " That is why we must
save our soon-to-be King who will then be able to save ourselves from the mind-numbing ^^braiiin-wahhhhhhssh^^. "
All the chibis nodded in agreement, terrified.
" I'm afraid to have my brain sucked out through my nose! " a third chibi shivered, terrified.
" Hai. I, Trunks, understand that. And that is why I have chosen a worthy leader to lead us into battle. ME! " he
grinned proudly.
" What about me? " Goten pouted.
" You're the sidekick. Sidekicks don't lead, they, urm, kick. " Trunks explained, " Besides-I'm-bigger-stronger-and-
-older-than-you-are! " he brushed it off, then turned back to the crowd, " OBSERVE THE POWER THAT HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN TO ME
BY MY TOUSSAN! FOR I AM YOUR SOON-TO-BE PRINCE ONCE YOUR SOON-TO-BE-KING ASCENDS HIS THRONE! " he exclaimed, then burst into
ssj. All the other chibis stared in awe.
" So what? I can do that too ya know. " Goten huffed stubbornly, folding his arms.
" WOW! I didn't know you were a saiyajin too! " one of the girls gasped. Trunks fell over.
" OF COURSE I AM A SAIYAJIN!!! "
" Half-saiyajin. " Goten muttered off-screen. Trunks sent him a death-glare.
" That's weird, none of us have purple hair at all. " the girl shook her head, confused.
" Thanks Mom. " Trunks looked upward, grumbling, " I could've had black hair like Toussan and Goten but nooooo, I had
to have the human-hair gene. " he turned back to them, " AS YOU CAN SEE, _I_ AM A SUPER SAIYAJIN! WITH MY IMMENSE POWERS WE
CAN EASILY OVERCOME AND DEFEAT OUR-- " Trunks froze as every other chibi in the field before him instantly went ssj even more
naturally than he did, " --enemy. " he finished weakly.
" Wow Trunks! I think they're even stronger than us! " Goten said, impressed, then went ssj himself.
" Hnn... " Trunks folded his arms Veggie-style and snorted, " I guess it's possible. Goku-san DID make them. "
" So did Daddy! " a chibi added cheerfully, " He gave Mommy the seeds to grow our cute little selves into existance!"
it said in a goku-ish accent.
" Goten's Toussan is not your MOM, bakas! Boy saiyajins can't get pregnant!! That's GROSS!! " he exclaimed, trying to
keep sickening images out of his head.
" Besides, my Mommy said you have to grow the baby inside you for 9 months first. " Goten continued, " And I would've
known if my Toussan was gonna have babies 5 years ago because Toussan's belly would've gotten all big just like Mommy's did
before she had me. " he grinned at Trunks, " Toussan took pictures! "
" Uh-huh.. " Trunks said dryly, " Anyway, now that we know we are all not only saiyajin but SUPER SAIYAJIN, it is
time for us to attack and save ourselves and Toussan from becoming brainwashed saiyajin-zombies! "
" YEAH! " they cheered.
" IT'S TIME TO SAVE OUR TOUSSAN! "
" YEAH! "
" IT'S TIME TO SAVE YOUR BRAINS! "
" YEAH! "
" IT'S TIME TO GO IN THERE AND KICK GOTEN'S DAD'S BEHIND!! "
" YEAH!!!! " the chibi's cheered, running towards the house, " ALL HAIL TORU-SAMA! ALL HAIL TORU-SAMA!! "
Trunks grinned, " I love being in charge. " he snickered, then flew up the the front of the house before the chibis,
" RAM THE DOOR DOWN MEN! WE'RE TAKIN HIM BACK ALIVE!!! "
" ALIVE! ALIVE! AL-- " the chibi's chanted, then collectively gasped again.
" What? " Trunks blinked, " What? "
" Hi Toussan! " Goten waved stupidly while floating next to Trunks with his back to the purple-hairred saiyajin.
The color drained out of Trunks's face as he whipped around to see a very-ticked-off Goku glaring at them.
" Uhhh, hi Goku-san. " Trunks grinned and waved cheesily.
" You're interupting little Veggie's nap-time. " Goku said in a serious-tone, twitching in slight aggrivation, " It's
not very nice to interupt my Veggie when he's sleeping. He needs plenty of rest for playtime with me later on. I can't play
with him if he's tired, you know. "
" Oh. " Trunks squeaked out. Goten looked visibly worried, " Well then,...we'll just be going now, come-on-Goten! "
he grabbed his sidekick by the arm and flew off only to have something freeze him only a couple feet from leaving the house.
" Trunks, let go, I can't move! " Goten shouted, frightened.
" That's not me that's him! " Trunks yelped, motioning to Goku.
" Ta--Toussan? " Goten squeaked out.
Goku smirked, " I won't allow you to disturb little Veggie anymore. " he said, then snapped his fingers.
Trunks gulped, " Nice knowing ya, Goten. "
" Huh? " Goten turned to look at him just as the duo suddenly disappeared. The other chibis gasped in horror, then
looked up at Goku, who smiled warmly at them.
" Aww, don't worry, my lil babies. I won't zap *you* away. You can go back and play now. " Goku said happily, " If
any of you need Mommy I'll be up in Veggie's room helping him relax so his nap can go nice and smoothly. " he said, closing
the door. The chibis continued to stare for a moment, then went back to playing.

/dl

::Two more ki's just disappeared:: Vegeta gulped from up in the Son's guest room, ::That's not a good sign, not a
good sign at all...::
" I'm baaaack! " Goku said sweetly, entering the room. Vegeta froze on the spot, " So! How's my little Veggie? Any
more relaxed? " he asked eagerly.
The smaller saiyajin looked at him incrediously, " Are you INSANE?! " he exclaimed as he sat on the gigantic guest
bed, making him appear even smaller than he already was. Goku only grinned widely in response, slightly startling the ouji,
" Kakarrotto look at this room! " Vegeta shouted. There were curtains drawn over both windows in the room already dimly lit.
What sounded like elevator music played in the backround, " I can't sleep in here! Especially knowing YOU are the only other
person in the house! " he pointed at the larger saiyajin with nervous look on his face. His arm shaking as he pointed.
Goku smiled in response, " My poor lil buddy. You're so overly tense. " he sat down near Vegeta, who insinctively
schooched away defensively, " Well I happen to have just the thing to calm tense little Veggies! " Goku grinned at Vegeta,
then got up off the bed and walked over to a nearby cabinet. The large saiyajin took a key out from under a lamp on the
cabinet, then used it to open a lock on the cabinet door. Vegeta looked on suspicously, then blinked to see Goku pull a large
bottle out of the cabinet and shut it tightly.
" Heeheehee! " Goku giggled excitedly, holding the brown bottle up infront of Vegeta.
The ouji cocked an eyebrow, " You want me to get drunk? "
Goku laughed, " Haha, no little Veggie, that's not it at all! " he said, " However that COULD be an option if this
doesn't work... " he trailed off. Vegeta's eyes widened, " THIS is body-rubbing oil! " Goku presented it, then blinked to see
Vegeta no longer in the spot on the bed, " Veggie? Veggie? " Goku walked up to the bed with the rubbing oil bottle in his
hand. He looked down at the bed, deep in study until his newly acquired x-ray vision he had developed thanks to his mental
powers noticed a petrified little figure lying flat under the covers and holding his breath, " Awwww, little Veggieshy! "
Goku said, touched, then peeked his head under the covers, " Hello Veh-gee~~ " Goku said sneakily, then paused to see a
terrified look on the smaller saiyajin's face. The ouji staring back and twitching nervously, " Veggie...oh Veggie I am so
sorry! " Goku gasped, setting the rubbing oil on the cushion next to him as he sat half-way under the covers, " What am I
DOING! This isn't how I treat sweet lil Veggies! " he started to sniffle. Vegeta started to feel the paranoia around him
easing up. Goku got out of the covers with the rubbing oil, " How could I get so self-absorbed that I would abuse those
closest to me due to my heightened brain and mental powers clouding what it truely means to have a little buddy. Especially
one like my ~*Veggie*~. " Goku picked the ouji up out from under the covers and placed him back in his spot on the bed.
" Kakarrotto, you DO have a shred of sanity left in that small peasant-brain of yours! " Vegeta smiled with relief,
only to be latched tightly onto.
" Of course I do, little Veggie. " Goku said comfortingly, then got up and left the room only to return with his
hands behind his back, then pulled them out, " I'd have to be crazy to rub Veggie's back without the massage sponge Chi-chan
gave me for Christmas. " he said. Vegeta's face began to turn green again, " Veggie's a real lucky one too because I haven't
even gotten a chance to use it yet so I get to try it out on you! "
" So much for the sanity. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Now take your gi shirt off and lye flat on your belly on the bed. " Goku instructed.
" What?--NO WAY, KAKARROTTO!! I AM NOT ABOUT TO SIT HERE LET YOU POUR WHATEVER IS IN THAT BOTTLE ONTO MY BACK AND
START RUBBING YOUR LARGE KAKA-HANDS EVERYWHERE!!! "

/dl

" Oh dear GOD this feels good! " Vegeta let out a satisfied noise while Goku continued to rub the ouji's back with
his hands and the spongey item. The little ouji was dazed and in half-consiousness.
" See Veggie? All you needed was a nice warm rub-down! " Goku said cheerfully.
" Such a wonderful servant-maid you will be, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked.
" I'm NOT Veggie's servant-maid. " Goku said, frustrated. Vegeta paused, suddenly remembering the situation he was
in. He laughed nervously.
" Uh, heh-heh-heh, I guess not. "
" ... "
" ... "
" I'm gonna be Veggie's ~*princess*~-- "
" --STOP THAT!!! " Vegeta snapped, cutting off Goku's sentence, " You can't be the princess. I won't allow such
things. "
" But I made Veggie's back feel all silky and smooth that has to count enough for becoming Veggie's oujo, right? "
Goku pouted.
" NO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~ I mean, " Vegeta shook the glow off his face from the comfort his back was getting,
" Being an oujo is a lot of hard work. "
" I work hard. " Goku spoke up.
" Ugh, I don't mean with THIS, baka, I--aahhhHHHHhhhh, when'd you learn how to do this anyway? " a happy smile
crossed Vegeta's face.
" After we met Mirai and I accidentally gave Chi-chan a playful tap and sent her flying through the wall and into a
tree and broke her arm along with fracturing her skull. She got mad and decided I should be more gentle with her so she had
me take a masseuring class and that's where I learned how to rub her all nice the way I'm rubbing **you**. " Goku said
sweetly to the comfortable and yawning prince.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, figures this was one of Onna's plaahhhhHHHHHHHhhheeheeheehee. " Vegeta let out several pleased
giggles when he felt a sudden tickle on his neck. He slapped Goku's arm away, " STOP THAT!! " his face flushed bright red.
Goku began to narrow his eyes and inturn caused Vegeta's to widen. The ouji quickly returned to his position on the bed while
his 'proffessional masseur' continued to rub him. Vegeta took a whiff of the air, " Hey Kakarrotto, what is this stuff you're
using on me anyway? It smells different. " he asked.
" I dunno. " the larger saiyajin grinned stupidly.
The ouji sweatdropped, " You don't KNOW what you're rubbing me with!? " he yelped.
" Not really, no. It's some fancy imported stuff Chi-chan ordered outta the big catalog in her room. " Goku said
happily.
" For all I know you could be basting me in cooking oil. " Vegeta muttered, the reached to grab the bottle only to
have Goku slap the ouji's hand away.
" Veggie no! Little Veggie's aren't supposed to touch that! You'll hurt yourself. " he said, concerned.
The smaller saiyajin grunted with frustration and ended up having to look at the bottle out of the corner of his eye.
Vegeta mentally cursed when he realized the letters on the bottle weren't in english, " Let me get this straight. You rub
this stuff on Onna whenever she desires so, yet you have no idea WHAT you're rubbing her with?! "
" Nope! " Goku chirped.
" Baka... " the ouji sweatdropped, " Don't you even know what's IN THERE? "
" No...but I don't know what's inside little Veggies either but I play with them anyway! " the large saiyajin nodded.
" Point. " Vegeta sighed, ::Perhaps if I stay quiet long enough, Kakarrotto should get tired and go take a nap
himself. Once he's asleep and mentally exhausted I can easily teleport home and form a plan to rid Kakarrotto of his insanely
powerful mental-powers:: he thought menacingly, " ...yes, that will work out just fine. "
" Veggie what are you talking to yourself about? " Goku asked.
" Nothing. " Vegeta responded almost too quickly, " Don't, you ever talk to yourself sometimes, Kakarrotto? " he
tried to change the subject.
" I never used to, but I'm starting to do it more frequently with the more ki power I send up to my brain. " the
larger saiyajin explained.
" That is because it is a sign of genius. Geniuses like ourselves have conversations in our heads like that. " Vegeta
added.
" ... "
" ... "
" Boy Veggie smells ~nice~-- " Goku sniffed the air. Vegeta gulped.
" *CRASH*! " a loud noise came from outside.
" MOMMY!!!! " one of the chibis cried out.
" Mommy's comin, babies! " Goku exclaimed in a worried tone, letting go of Vegeta and rushing out of the room. The
ouji stared at the now empty doorway, then looked upward.
" Thank you. " he said with relief. The smaller saiyajin sat up and grabbed the bottle curiously, " What a strange
substance. " Vegeta sniffed it and instantly got dizzy. He shook it off and inspected further and tasted some. He reeled in
disgust, " UGH!! This isn't rubbing oil! This is some type of liquid-honey ice cream topping like they sell hot fudge and
caramel at the ice cream shops! " he looked confused, " The BAKA! He picked up the wrong bottle! " Vegeta angrily put it back
on the counter when something hit him and he gasped, " Or is it SUPPOSED to taste that way? " he shuddered and looked at the
bottle again, " Bakayaro foreign language that I cannot read properly!!! " Vegeta shook his fist at it, then placed his
fingers on his forehead and prepared to teleport. He disappeared from the room only to reappear in the same spot a moment
later. Vegeta blinked, " NOW WHAT DID HE DO TO ME!! I must not be able to teleport from this room. It's probably surrounded
by some ki-transportation shield or something of that nature. " he logically explained to himself, then paled, " Which means
I have to leave the house ON FOOT. Or if I'm lucky, maybe only the room. "
The ouji successfully made his way out of the guest room and down the stairs to the kitchen. He headed towards the
back door only to freeze when he saw Goku directly outside the door with his back turned towards the house. The larger
saiyajin was bended down and consoling one of the chibis; who had gotten a splinter in his finger after accidentally knocking
down a gigantic tree. Vegeta looked around nervously and grinned when he spotted the phone. He quietly stepped towards it and
began dialing the number for Capsule Corp, " I might as well call home and let them know I'm still alive. Maybe I can even
get Bulma to come out here and pick me up. " he held it up to his ear and waited while the phone rang.
" Now what are you doing all the way down here, *Vedge'ums*. " a voice said on the phone. Vegeta felt the blood rush
out of his face. He shakily looked over his shoulder to see Goku smirking at him. The larger saiyajin grabbed the phone cord
and snapped it in two, " Who're you callin, little Veggie? " he asked, narrowing his eyes.
" I-- "
" And what are you doing down here? You wouldn't be trying to LEAVE me, would ya Veggie? " Goku looked on sadly.
" Well I-- " Vegeta stammered, " Uhhh.... "
Goku snapped his fingers, causing the phone to disappear. Vegeta stared at the now empty spot on the kitchen wall,
horrified, " It's bad for little Veggies to go off like that with me out of the house. They could get hurt. " he snickered,
walking past Vegeta.
" Kakarrotto--what did you do with the phone! " Vegeta glared.
" What's a 'phone', Veggie? " Goku said innocently. Vegeta looked petrified, " Silly little buddy, making up words
again! " he smiled, " Now come back upstairs, 'Kakay' has something to show you. "
Vegeta inwardly whinced, then slowly trudged after him.
" By the way, Veggie smells ~*VERY NICE*~--- " Goku started out only to have Vegeta rush past him up the stairs. He
blinked, " Huh, I wonder what got into him... "

/dl

" And THAT'S why I think we should-- "
" *bring*bring*bring* "
Bura twitched in annoyance. She, Gohan, and Bulma had successfully gotten back to Capsule Corp and she was currently
in the middle of revealing her own scheme for saving the ouji.
" Hello? " Gohan picked up the phone only to hear a dead tone. He looked down at the caller id, " Hey, it's coming
from my house. "
" Toussan tried to call us! " Bura happily exclaimed, bouncing over to the phone. She grabbed it out of Gohan's hand
and quickly dialed back and waited for the phone to ring.
" I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in existance. " a recording in Goku's voice said over the phone.
Bura paled, " Please contact your local operator for existing local listings. "
Bura hung up, " This isn't good. "
" Goku unplugged his own telephone?? " Bulma gawked, " What's he DOING up there! "
" Toussan may be in real danger if Kakarroujo's gone to the dark side and is going to try to use him for twisted,
sassy purposes. " Bura added nervously.
" Ta--Toussan wouldn't do stuff like that. " Gohan laughed it off, " I mean, he's one of the, if not most, nicest
people on the planet. He would never cut off all communication to his house and hold Vegeta captive just because he misses
having Kaasan around--right? " he smiled weakly. Bura and Bulma shook their heads at him sadly, " Uhh... "
" --anyway, I think reminding Kakarroujo about exactly WHAT he's doing is a good idea. While Gohan's doing that
Kaasan can slip the serum into Kakarroujo's food. This way we won't have to worry about giving him a needle and being zapped
away for that. I will meanwhile slip Toussan out through the back door or nearby window of the house. Once Kakarroujo is
mentally cured he should be safe, but just incase we're going to avoid him for several months afterward. We'll have Toussan
use his teleportation to teleport us to planet Namek and use their dragonballs to wish everyone back that Kakarroujo
zapped out of existance. This way everything can go back to normal and Kakarroujo will regain his sanity and Toussan will be
safe! " Bura explained happily.
Gohan and Bulma applauded.
" Of course this means we will have to approach and even enter the house. And Kaasan needs time to create the serum
so it will work properly to block Kakarroujo from sending his body's ki to his brain. It's better we stay here for the time
being. It shouldn't take more than a couple months for Kaasan to finish, right Kaasan? "
Bulma looked down at her, concerned, " I don't know Bura, what if we don't have that time? And I really don't want to
leave Vegeta there with Goku for another 2 months. He'll think we abandoned him and who knows what mental state HE'LL be in
when we finally get there to save him?! "
" Didn't you already develop a cure for him, Bulma? " Gohan asked her.
" Yes, but it's not permanent. I don't want to temporarily cure Goku only to have him fly off the handle again and
this time zap away everyone on Earth except himself, Vegeta, and those little kids he created. If that happens NO ONE will
be able to save Vegeta. Not to mention they're both immortal thanks to that stupid wish Vegeta made a while ago. That would
mean the only way he could escape from Goku would be if someone else happened to land on the planet that was smart enough to
gather the dragonballs; if Goku hadn't zapped Dende away already as well; and make the wish, which is nearly IMPOSSIBLE! "
" I guess we could wait a couple more months. " Gohan sat down in a chair, " But is it fair to Vegeta? "
" ...no. " Bulma sighed, " But we have no other choice. Besides, he brought this on himself! " she said stubbornly.
" How? " Gohan looked at her incrediously.
" Well, if he hadn't gone to Goku's house in order to persuade him the other day, Chi-Chi wouldn't have gotten mad in
the first place. " Bulma shrugged.
Gohan sighed, " Whatever you say, Bulma. "

/dl

2 Months Pass...
" Aww, Veggie-chan I love you. " Goku said softly, latched onto the tired and slightly heartbroken little ouji. The
duo were sitting in the guest room under the covers and watching the news, " You're my favoritest person in the whole wide
world. "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta sighed sadly, trapped under the immense hug Goku had him in.
" Am I little Veggie-chan's favoritest person in the whole wide world? " he asked coyly.
" ... " Vegeta looked away, groaning.
" AM I? " Goku narrowed his eyes, threateningly holding on even tighter.
" Hai-Kakarrotto!!! " Vegeta yelped quickly. Goku smiled warmly and loosened his hold.
" And does Veggie-chan love me as much as I love him? " the larger saiyajin's cheeks flushed a bright pink color.
" Hai-Kakarrotto! " Vegeta said just as quickly as before.
" Good. My little Veggie-chan already knows how important he is to me. He's the only one I have left on this crazy
mixed-up planet who truely *cares* about me. " Goku smirked.
Vegeta resisted the underlying urged to power up and struggle out of Goku's grasp.
" And now for the weather. " the tv said, " Those up in the East District should beware the oncoming storm-clouds.
A flood of immense proportions is set due East and should be upon the residents within the next three hours. " the
weatherman said.
Goku pouted, " I hate it when it rains. Little Veggies get all wet and sweaty in the rain and we can't play right. "
he snapped his fingers, causing the rain clouds three hours away to suddenly disappear.
" Oh, this just in, the storm seems to have somehow been veered away from the East District...and we're not sure
how. " the weatherman looked confused.
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled, " That's MUCH BETTER! " he looked over at Vegeta, " Don't you agree with me, little
Veggie-chan? "
" Hai-Kakarrotto. " Vegeta hung his head.
" Aww, don't looks so glum, Veggie-chan! " Goku frowned, then perked up, " I have you and you have me and we have our
babies and lots of food. There's nothing to be sad about when we love each other as much as you and me do! "
::That's a lie:: Vegeta thought wearily.
::WHAT WAS THAT??!:: Goku's voice said aggitatedly in agreement with the expression on his face. Vegeta paled,
::I can teach Veggie another lesson you know! I can do just what I did to Veggie last week and you know that!::
" Hai-Kakarrotto! " Vegeta said in a panic.
" Veggie-chan use "Kakay". I like that one better. " Goku smiled, snuggling up to him. Vegeta twitched.
" Hai, Kakay. " he sniffled.
" So! Whadda ya wanna do this lazy sunny evening? " Goku chuckled, swaying one of his feet back and forth that poked
out from under the covers at the end of the bed.
" Go home? " Vegeta hopefully suggested.
" Aww Veggie-chan, you always say that! " Goku laughed, hugging tightly, " This is your home now 'n you know it! "
" Stop calling me Veggie-CHAN. I'm not Onna. " Vegeta lamely begged, having done so dozens of times before.
" Who? " Goku blinked curiously. Vegeta sweatdropped. He grinned, " Oh little Veggie-chan! You're so silly; making
people up again! What an active imagination. " he yawned slightly, letting go of Vegeta and leaning his head down on the
large pillow on the gigantic guest bed, " Veggie come sleep. "
" Hmm... " Vegeta quietly thought to himself so as to not have Goku detect the ouji's thought pattern. He smirked for
the first time in a month as an idea rolled around in his head, " Alright Kakarrotto. I will lay down and nap with you. "
" Sweet lil Veggie-chan better not be plotting something. " Goku opened one eye slightly.
" I'M NOT PLOTTING ANYTHING! " the ouji exclaimed.
" Oh-kay Veggie...it's just that your voice gets a little deeper-sounding when you start to plot bad things. " Goku
said uneasily.
" ....it does, really? " Vegeta cocked his head. Goku smiled widely in reply and closed his other eye.
" Awwwww, how could I ever have suspected little Veggie of plotting something when he's so sweet and cute and soft to
the touch. "
Vegeta subconsiously tugged on the skin on his hand, " I don't feel soft to me. " he grunted, then looked back over
at Goku to see the larger saiyajin had fallen asleep. Vegeta smirked, " Ah-ha. " he waited several minutes, then schooted
closer to Goku, " Kakarrotto. " he whispered, " Kakarrotto, can you hear me? "
" Mmm, Veggieshere.. " Goku murmured in his sleep.
" Yes, Veggie is here. Kakay, Veggie would like to know where Onna--Chi-Chi is. Do you know where Chi-Chi is,
Kakay? " he asked curiously.
" Chi-chan is far a-way from here. " Goku said in is sleep, " Far far away where she can never harm Veggie or me
again. No one will ever harm Veggie or me again. "
" Ahh, I understand. I can easily defeat Onna in a physical battle but psychologically she is a threat to me through
your eyes. Do you know if you could bring her back? " Vegeta said.
" Can't do that, Vedge'ums. It's empty out there, Chi-chan would kill my lil Veggie-chan. I won't let her do that. "
Goku responded.
" But what if she didn't? Would you let "Veggie-chan" go back to Capsule Corp and go back to normal? " Vegeta asked.
" Nope. " Goku smiled.
" "NOPE!" WHADDA YA MEAN "NOPE"!!! " Vegeta exclaimed angrily, then quickly covered his mouth with his hands when he
realized he could've woken Goku up.
" Nope cuz I think I luv Veggie-chan even more than Chi-chan now. " Goku giggled, still fast asleep.
" You "LUV" me more?! " Vegeta turned a pale green and looked like he was about to through up, " You can't be
serious! I mean, I'm just your "little buddy and prince". Onna is the one who BARED YOUR CHILDREN! "
" I made babies too. "
" You ZAPPED children into existance, BAKA! Onna was pregnant; she went through labor pains and the such! " Vegeta
exclaimed.
" Mmm~~~ " the larger saiyajin sighed dreamily in his sleep, latching onto Vegeta's arm. The ouji yelped and yanked
it away.
" Echhh.. " Vegeta twitched, " I think I've had enough kaka-time to last me the rest of eternity! " he slid out of
bed, then cautiously made his way out of the room.
" Mommy! Goggie threw a water balloon at me! " the recently chibinized Vejitto cried, running down the hall to meet
up with Vegeta. Goku had indeed called both fusions down the second day and had zapped them into chibi forms the moment they
got there. Due to how he had been introduced the very first time, Vejitto still placed the title of "Mommy" on Vegeta's
shoulders rather than Goku's.
" Hahahaha! " the chibinized Gogeta ran down the hallway after Vejitto holding another water balloon in his hands. He
froze when he saw Vegeta, " --oops. "
" Gogeta go apologize to your brother. " Vegeta said lamely, trudging out of the hallway and down into the living
room where he sat on the sofa. Both chibis stared at him, concerned, then followed Vegeta to the room and stood infront of
the sofa.
" We are sorry, Toussan. " Gogeta said sadly, " That, you can't get back home, I mean. "
Vegeta glanced at them for a moment.
" But, we can't either so all three of us are pretty much in the same boat. " Vejitto added, " At least you get to
keep your body the way its supposed to look. I'M NOT EVEN FOUR FEET TALL!! " he exclaimed. Vegeta chuckled.
" It's always good to be reminded I'm not the only Kaka-minion around here. " he smirked. The two chibis brightened
up, " You know, I thought it would never be possible. But I don't think I love that big baka peasant anymore. " Vegeta
frowned, " In fact, I'm not even sure I still like him. I didn't think it was possible for me to not care about him
anymore. "
" That's cuz you love the old Daddy, just like the rest of us. " Vejitto explained, " I miss him when he used to be
nice and kind to us and not control us and how old we are like little toys....I AM NOT A TOY! I AM A SAIYAJIN BEING!!! "
" I kinda like being a chibi. " Gogeta squeaked out. Vejitto glared at him, " Come on! This is our chance to have the
childhood we were both cheated out of! "
" I don't WANNA be a little kid! " Vejitto pouted.
" Shh! Not so loud! Mommy will hear you! " Gogeta said, frightened, " I can't have my only brother zapped away! I'll
be all alone with those dummy chibis and a depressed Toussan. " he pointed to Vegeta, " No offense of course, Toussan. "
Vegeta sighed, " Kakarrotto used to be so wonderful... "
" There he goes again. " Vejitto sweatdropped. Gogeta took a pair of ear-plugs and plugged his own ears, then offered
some to Vejitto, who gladly accepted.
" Kakay was such a facinating peasant. " Vegeta smiled, then frowned, " Heartbreaking how a saiyajin like him could
be so easily corrupted by power the way Freezer was merely by learning one little technique. If I had only I had searched
that one planet for him while trying to find him out in space those 2 years maybe I could've gotten to him before he learned
it. " Vejitto mouthed the words the ouji was saying while Gogeta giggled at his brother's mockery of the presently larger
saiyajin, " It feels almost meaningless for me to continue on. What good would enservantizing Kakarrotto do to me now? I
don't love him anymore. The way he's changed I could care less if he lives or dies! There really isn't any mystique of an
aurora around him now. Just a cold 'cross-me-and-die' personality. That, and being spanked for trying to flush a "dangerous"
toilet by yourself doesn't exactly do much for one's opinion of you. I hate that punishment. I like it better when
Kakarrotto punishes me by sending me to my room instead. Neither me OR Bulma ever spanked Trunks or Bura! " he exclaimed,
" We merely took away their prized possessions for a few days and watched them mentally squirm in agony! " Vegeta snickered,
rubbing his hands together, " But NOOOoo, not Kakarrotto. He's gotta make it so one wrong step and you're sitting there
with a pillow tied over your but to keep the pain from throbbing! He learned THAT little punishment from Onna; wherever she
is. "
Vegeta looked downward and yelled at the floor, " I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ONNA!! YOU GOT OFF REAL EASY COMPAIRED TO ME!
YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP IN HEAVEN AGAIN WHILE I'M STUCK HERE IN A PERPETURAL, NEVER-ENDING H.F.I.L. THANKS TO "KAKARROTTO
THE CONQUEROR" OVER HERE! HE'S WORSE THAN YOU ARE! NO WONDER YOU TWO LIVED TOGETHER SO LONG! YOU'RE BOTH POSSESSIVE
PSYCHO-JERKS!!! "
The ouji froze as he felt a poof of smoke appear around him.
" You can go home now. " a hurt little voice said from the stairs behind him. Vegeta spun around to see Goku staring
at him from the steps, teary-eyed and sniffling, " Little Veggies can go home now. I put him back the way he was and
everything. "
Vegeta looked down to see he was now wearing his regular training gear; complete with the white gloves and boots.
" What I did to Veggie was wrong. I treated him like Chi-chan used to treat me; not letting him go where he wanted
to or wearing what he wanted to. I just missed Chi-chan, that's all. " Goku rubbed his eyes, tears streaming down his face,
" I DON'T LIKE TO BE ALONE!! " he wailed.
The smaller saiyajin looked at him curiously and then cautiously made his way over to Goku, " Kakarrotto? " he bent
down towards the step only to have Goku lundge at him and hold on tightly.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! VEGGIE I'M SORRY! I AM SO SORRY I MADE YOU HURT INSIDE PLEASE FORGIVE
ME!! You can still leave all you want JUST PLEASE FORGIVE ME! " Goku bawled, " I WAS A BAD BUDDY TO YOU VEGGIE! "
Vegeta smiled weakly, " You're not bad, Kakarrotto. Only misguided. " he said softly, patting the peasant on the
back.
" Like Veggie? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Yes, like Veggie... "
" ...am I the old Kakarrotto again, Veggie? " Goku squeaked out, holding on loosely, " And--and don't answer right
away, Veggie can take his time. "
" I think you are, Kakay. You're back to normal again. " Vegeta smirked, then pulled away, " But if you try to
spank me for not flushing a toilet correctly again I'll never forgive you! "
" Of course little Veggie! " Goku chirped happily, then walked with the ouji to the front door. He playfully pushed
Vegeta outside and laughed only to freeze at the sound of his back-door being knocked down, " What is that! " Goku gasped,
turning his head around.
" Kuso! " Vegeta cursed, then ran around to the back-door only to find no one there, " YOU DARE ATTACK MY PEASANT
AND YOU SHALL DEAL WITH ME! " he screamed angrily.
" Oh! Hi Toussan! " a voice chirped below him. Vegeta looked down to see Bura waving happily to him.
" ACK!? BURA!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!! " the ouji exclaimed.
" We're here to save you Toussan! Kaasan's got the syrum to stop Kakarroujo and everything! " she grinned.
" But now HERE! NOT NOW! " Vegeta began to panic, " YOU BAKAYAROS! " he shouted through the backdoor where Bulma
and Gohan were presently standing.
" Uh....something wrong Vegeta? " Gohan blinked.
" Vegeta you're alive! " Bulma said happily, giving him a quick hug.
" I JUST GOT KAKARROTTO BACK TO BEING MENTALLY SANE NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTES AGO! ARE YOU ALL SO INCREDIBLY STUPID THAT
YOU WOULD BARGE IN JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO REGAIN MY FREEDOM!!! " Vegeta screamed at them.
" You mean, he just let you go? " Bulma gawked.
" Of course! Kakarrotto wasn't nuts--well maybe he was--but his only problem happened to be that he was lonely
without Onna around! " Vegeta rambled on, then smirked, " It's only natural he'd come to ME, his second closest 'friend',
for guidance and compassion. " the ouji boasted.
" Well, he's back to normal. " Gohan said flatly.
" You don't have "guidance" or "compassion"! At least not GOOD ones. " Bulma scoffed.
" And THIS is the person who was going to rescue me. " Vegeta said mockingly, " Nice to know I'm still loved. " he
said with sarcasm dripping from his voice.
" Of course you're LOVED, moron! That's why we came here to save you! " Bulma smacked him across the back of the
head. Vegeta snickered at her and was about to say some smart-alick remark when all of a sudden an angry burst of bright
yellow light exploded from the living room. The group froze.
" Wha--what was that? " Bulma blinked.
" If I didn't know better, I'd say Kakarrotto just saw you hit me. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Grrrrrrrr.... " a low, enraged growl came from the doorway. The group collectively sweatdropped to see a snarling
ssj3 standing there, " You hurt Veggie. " Goku said in a threatening tone.
" No--NO! Goku I didn't hurt him! " Bulma defended herself, " You KNOW I couldn't hurt Vegeta, even if I tried! I'm
not physically strong enough to-- "
" YOU HURT VEGGIE!!!! " he screamed, blinded with rage.
" Vegeta, reason with him! " Bulma said to him in a panic, " Tell him it was just a love tap or something? "
" What's a love tap? " the ouji cocked an eyebrow.
" Just TELL HIM! " she hissed with worry.
Vegeta sighed and made his way towards the now foaming-at-the-mouth ssj3, " Kakarrotto, Bulma was just teasing with
me. She wasn't trying to literally hurt-- "
Goku snapped his fingers causing a poof of smoke to envelop the ouji. Vegeta yelped in terror to see he was now
wearing the little blue gi again. This time the wristbands around his wrists were instead a pair of black handcuffs.
" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! " Vegeta shrieked, twitching so badly it looked as if he would have a seizure any moment
now, " KAKARROTTO!! YOU'RE BETTER NOW! REMEMBER THAT ALREADY!!! I'M OH-KAY! I'M HEALTHY! I'M FINE! IT DIDN'T EVEN HURT!! "
" Little Veggie get behind me. " Goku said in a dead-serious tone. Vegeta gulped and did so, standing behind Goku
with his back to the larger saiyajin's. He was about to protest when he suddenly spotted that the front door was still wide
open. Vegeta glanced quickly back at Goku, who seemed to preoccupied with the anger that had built up from seeing someone
break into his home and start smacking his little buddy around. The little ouji licked his chops and started to tip-toe to
the freedom that was through the front door.
" HOW COULD YOU! HOW COULD YOU HIT HIM! HOW COULD YOU HURT HIM LIKE THAT!!! " Goku cried, " VEGGIE _NEVER_ DID
ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU!!! " he pointed at Bulma, who gulped, " HE'S A GOOD LITTLE VEGGIE! ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE LOVED AND
CARED FOR! AND IT'S BECOMING VERY APPARENT THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT!!!! "
Bulma tried to remain calm and avoid panicking outright, " Goku, think this out now. I wasn't trying to hurt Vegeta.
I love him just as much as you do. "
" THEN WHY DID YOU _HIT_ HIM!!! " Goku snapped.
" I didn't mean to-- "
" NOBODY-IS-ALLOWED-TO-HIT-VEGGIE!!! "
" Goku STOP! I'm your oldest friend! You can't zap me away! " Bulma panickly waved her arms in the air, then froze
when Goku held his finger pointed at her.
" And YOU can't hit VEGGIE! "
" *poof* " the blue-hairred genius disappeared.
" AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! KAASSAN!!! " Bura screamed in horror, about to break down,
" KAKARROUJO HOW COULD YOU!!!! " she wailed.
" And she had the syrum with her. " Gohan paled. Bura instantly froze.
" We're doomed... " she squeaked out, " GOHAN!! SAY SOMETHING TO HIM! YOU'RE HIS CHILD!! "
" Ehh... " Gohan twitched nervously, then turned to Goku and made a cheesy smile, " Uh, hello? "
" You were thinking of hurting my lil Veggie-angel too, huh? " the larger saiyajin said, still in a serious tone of
voice.
" What? NO! " Gohan stammered.
" You were all gonna come in here and attack him while he was downstairs fixin himself a lil Veggie-snack, WEREN'T
YOU!!! " he yelled.
" NO NO NO!! Toussan you're not even letting me speak! We're here to help YOU! "
Goku stared over at him suspicously, " And how does hitting Veggie help ME? "
" UGH! Toussan we're here to take that mental technique of yours away from you so you don't go completely insane and
zap everyone except yourself and Vegeta off the face of the Earth! " Gohan explained, " It's way too much power for you to
handle on your own, " Too much power blinds people! You can't see straight! You can't even see that you're ZAPPING away all
your friends, and your FAMILY! And Vegeta; Vegeta's AFRAID of you now, Toussan! He doesn't even want you anymore because
you've gone power-mad! "
" That's a LIE! Veggie does TOO love me! " Goku growled, " He loves me with all his little Veggie heart and soul! "
" Go~~haaan, you're not HELPING! " Bura said in a sing-song voice.
" Oh-kay, oh-kay. Let's just forget about Vegeta for a moment, 'k Toussan? " he said, trying to reason with Goku.
" FORGET about him?!! " the ssj3 powered up even more.
" You could poke him with a pin and he'd explode. " Bura sweatdropped.
" I didn't mean it THAT way! I meant let's change the subject! " Gohan pleaded.
" To what? " Goku partially calmed down.
" Toussan, don't you want Kaasan back? " Gohan started out.
" She hurt Veggie the most, she deserves to be where she is. " the larger saiyajin said stubbornly.
" Oh I know in your heart that you don't really believe that! " Gohan exclaimed, " Toussan, we can use the
dragonballs from Namek-sei to bring back all the people you zapped away; without a scratch on them. Even Chi-Chi. "
Goku faultered for a moment, " Chi-chan can come home now? "
" Yes, yes she can. " Gohan smiled, " She can come home and so can Goten. We can all be together again. What do you
say? Would you like to have all your friends and family back to normal? "
" ... "
" Toussan? "
Goku smiled at him, then narrowed his eyes, " I like living with Veggie just fine. " he said slowly, then pointed at
Gohan and caused the demi-saiyajin to disappear the same way Bulma just had. Bura nearly shrieked. Goku turned his gaze
towards her, " Well? "
" Uhh... " Bura stared for a second, then whipped around and was now wearing a small orange gi of her own, " Hahaha
haha. " she laughed nervously, " I like fish please don't kill me! "
" *poof*!!! "

/dl

" Haha, I'm going to make it! I can't believe it I'm going to make it! " Vegeta laughed in an almost half-sane way
as he dashed down the mountain-side. His handcuffs broken and left a dozen feet behind him.
" Vehhhh-gee. Oh VEGGIE! Where ARE you? " and over-eager voice giggled from inside the small, rounded, mountain house
Vegeta had just run out of. The little ouji made a wild dash over a nearby hill, panic-stricken by his persuer yet hopeful he
might actually escape this time. He looked down at the small, ouji-sized blue gi he had on and shuddered.
" Someplace YOU won't think to look, THAT'S for sure. " Vegeta snickered quietly, a smirk on his face. He could feel
the other ki still in the house searching wildly for him, then exitting and looking around the front and back yards. He had
been plotting this ve-getaway for several weeks now since he had met another version of himself via Mirai Trunks's time
machine with Goku. The sole difference between them was this other timeline's Goku had no super-mental powers, thereby
keeping his own alternate as the same cool-headed, cocky ouji he would've been had he not been pushed to the breaking point
by a very spoiled psychic saiyajin.
:::" That Veggie looked almost sad to be going home. " Goku cocked his head.
" OF COURSE HE WAS SAD THAT OTHER YOU IS USING HIM AS A PUPPET AND A PLAYTHING AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE DOES TO
HIM!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily, then spat, " I should've put that other me out of his misery when he had the chance! At
least he would've died a warriors death instead of lost his sanity playing cuddle-toy to that psycho-version of you. ":::
" Well NO MORE! " the ouji laughed proudly, " I'm getting out of this kaka-created playground and getting my dignity
back RIGHT NOW!! " a grin graced his over-stressed-looking face. Vegeta looked out in excitement to see a city down below
the hill he was standing on, " People... " the small saiyajin said in shock, then nearly squealed, " PEOPLE WHO AREN'T
KAKARROTTO!! PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP ME!! PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PLACE MIND-CONTROL OVER ME AND MAKE ME SING BABY-SONGS AND DO
PRIMITIVE LITTLE DANCES FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT!! FREEDOM!!! "
" Tsk tsk tsk. "
Vegeta froze in terror.
" Little Veggie is not trying to run away again, is he? " the very same voice that once made the ouji excited to hear
was now the same one that now ironically struck fear though his entire body. The owner of the voice teleported infront of
Vegeta, " You weren't trying to LEAVE me, where you Veggie? " Goku asked innocently.
" Nuh-nuh, no. NO, I wasn't LEAVING, haha, of course not, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta laughed nervously, backing up slightly
Goku steped towards him, narrowing his eyes, " Little Veggie knows he can't go too far from home or he'll get hurt
or end up in danger and I won't be able to save him. Veggie DOES know that, right? "
" Umm, yes? " the ouji grinned cheesily, sweat dripping down the side of his face.
" Well if lil Vedge'ums knew that then why is he out here? " Goku said suspicously, cornering Vegeta at the edge of
the hill.
" Uhhhh... "
" Veggie doesn't wanna, go AWAY, does he? " the larger saiyajin sniffled, " Veggie doesn't wanna leave me all alone
up here, does he? "
" It's not that, Kakarrotto, it's just, " Vegeta stammered.
" Veggie doesn't want me to send him away, does he? " Goku said sadly. Vegeta's pupils grew as wide as saucers,
" Because I can send Veggie away. Veggie can find out where everyone else has gone. " he grabbed the ouji by each arm, " But
I love my little Veggie so much I'd just hate to do that. " Goku rubbed his eyes.
" Heh-heh-heh, yes, I AM very important you know, it'd be a real, heh-heh, shame alright. " Vegeta said, feeling
slightly braver.
Goku looked down and glared at the ouji, then smirked, " Hey Veh-geee~~ " he raised his arms. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" *SMACK*! "
Vegeta froze in place, now very confused. He was still standing there, not zapped away or disappeared into thin air.
He looked over his shoulder after his body suddenly recognized pain. He looked down at his own back in shock. He had not
disappeared, he had been spanked. On his rear-end.
" Uhhh... "
" Like I said, I'd just HATE to send Veggie away. " Goku said warmly as the ouji turned his attention back to the
peasant, " Now hurry up and come back to the house, little buddy. Everyone's waiting **JUST FOR YOU**. " Goku chuckled,
" It's almost breakfast time you know. "
" Alright, Kakarrotto. I'll..come home. " Vegeta sighed sadly.
Goku laughed, " HAHAHA! Silly Veggie. You mean my home. Your home's down there. " he pointed down the hill. Vegeta
did a double take.
" You---you--muh-my--you mean it? " the ouji couldn't help but grinning as he stammered it out.
" Sure. Veggie can go home anytime he wants to. " Goku grinned back, " Veggie is free to live where he wants. "
" HAHA! WHOOO-HOOO!! " Vegeta cheered, falling to his knees and pumping his arm in the air only to have Goku grab one
of his wrists. Vegeta paused.
" However, I get to go with Veggie too. " Goku smirked, " Deal? "
" Deal. " Vegeta smiled weakly while Goku helped him up and started walking back with him up the the Son house, " So?
Kakarrotto, whatever did happen to Bulma and the others anyway? Are they still, I mean, you didn't?--- "
" Oh, Gohan said they were in a hurry and had to leave, that's all. " Goku smiled sweetly.
Vegeta laughed nervously, " Whatever you say, Kakarrotto. "
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7:34 PM 3/19/03
THE END!
Chuquita: Well, there you have it! A semi-nice ending to what otherwise would be a very bleak future for our
alternate-timelined little ouji.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) So I'm still a kaka-slave?
Chuquita: Well....yeah. But now Goku's only half-nuts!
Goku: (confused) No, they're both still here.
Chuquita: ... (twitches)
Vegeta: (groans) Oh GOD! Keep your nasty mental-images to YOURSELF, Kakarrotto!
Goku: What'd I say? They're both still here, see? [holds up two peanuts from out of his pocket]
Vegeta: (squinty-eyed) NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE EITHER ONE OF YOUR--- (opens eyes) Oh....peanuts.
Goku: --are good with salt on them! (eats one)
Chuquita: Oh, I wanna thank Ouji Chan for the idea that gave me the idea to have Veggie's scream end in him being spanked
instead of being zapped away (at first he was gonna just get a hug instead). While I'm at it I wanna thank him for the
birthday gift-fic, Nekoni for the birthday gift-doodle, and LCP for the other birthday gift-doodle. Also Thanks to everyone
else who wished me a happy B-day!
Goku: (now eating chocolate cake)
Chuquita: Also if anyone wants to see Veggie & the others in color, pick up a Shounen Jump #4. Veggie's training outfit is
even brighter than in the tv show.
Vegeta: I like to make the masses aware of my existance.
Goku: (happily) I am aware of every thought swirling through Veggie's head right this second! Thanks to the portara earring
fusion!
Vegeta: (groans) Don't remind me of that!
Chuquita: Heehee, tommorow/today's episode is "Veggie's Respect"/"Veggie's Hats off to Goku! You're Number 1". I saw both
the sub & the dub of it already, but it's a great one nonetheless.
Goku: (smiling widely) Veggie says he luvs me in that episode.
Vegeta: (shrieks) I DO NOT!!! (to Chu) (panic) DO I?!
Chuquita: No.'
Vegeta: [points at Son] HA!
Chuquita: Sorry it took so long to get part 4 up. I was gone the weekend (& my B-day) at one of my younger sister's dance
compititions. BUT I got to pick out my own presents at the King of Prussia (giganto) Mall and one of the things I got was
my own PS2!
Goku: (grins) I luv the little 3-D digital Veggies!!!!
Chuquita: (nods) I got Budokai & the Spongebob Squarepants "Revenge of the Flying Dutchman" game.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Can you GET two more opposite shows?!
Chuquita: (shrugs) I dunno...anyway it's great! I even got Veggie to go ssj once (but that was by accident and I haven't
been able to since) And also apparently I need memory cards to save my games SO I'm just playing the tournament till I buy
some memory cards over the weekend.
Goku: (smiles) I wanna hug the digital Veggies SO MUCH!
Vegeta: (twitches)
Chuquita: OH! Speaking of Veggie we still have that other song for him to perfor--
Vegeta: --I am NOT singing FOR Kakarrotto ABOUT Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sniffles) Veggie sure?
Vegeta: YES I'M SURE!!
Goku: (w/big sad sparkily eyes) ...will Veggie sing me something pretty later then?
Vegeta: (face flushes bright red) Uhh, erm, hai. I will. But in my native tongue so you can't interupt the meaning of it.
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: Here's the other "Kaka-song" It's called "Aitsu Wa Son Gokuu" or "He is Son Gokou".
Vegeta: OR "He is Kakarrotto the only remaining yet braindead peasant I have left on this Planet"
Goku: Gosh that's a long title, Veggie. Goku:

Song:Who is he? Who is he?
He rides a bright cloud he goes FLYING
Till the end of the skies

With clear eyes and trained techniques
To defend the green star he goes FIGHTING
He got flame in his heart

Wonder Boy... Why?
Wonder Boy... Even when in trouble
***m*Son Gokou Continue painting dreams
****Son Gokou You are surely a hero
****No matter how strong the opponent who challenges him
****Power trembles in him

Who is he? Who is he?
For the sake of love till the end BURNING
He fears nothing
With clenched fist and a sharp face
He hugs a child and shows a smile CHANGING
He's a fearsome soldier

Wonder Boy... It's amazing
Wonder Boy... In times of defeat
When he looks at you courage comes forth

****Son Gokou Knows no escape
****Son Gokou You are surely a hero
****Lightning jumps from his fingertips
****No enemy is a match for live

...Yet he knows

Tears...

****repeat
****repeat

Goku: (smiles) Aww, I like my theme song. (loudly) I AM WONDER BOY! [pulls out a cape and ties it around his neck, then
mockingly starts to run around the desk in a circle]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Isn't that by the people who make wonder-bread?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) No, I think they have a little chef-guy on the cover.
Vegeta: I'm not that fond of the ending though. It makes Kakay seem inwardly depressed.
Goku: (happily) I am not depressed as long as little Veggie is a-round! [still running around in a circle]
Chuquita: I guess it's to show he's still hum-- (Veggie narrows his eyes at her) --anitarian about those living on the
Earth. [Veggie smiles again]
Goku: (still running) (grins) Nice save, Chu-sama!
Chuquita: Yeah, I thought so. Anyway, to keep an already long Corner short/or in this case to keep it from getting any
longer, here's the summaries of the next two stories, I'm not sure what order I'll do them in yet.
episode re-run -- definately a 1 part fic. This is a parody of the subbed and yet to be aired episode "You're Late Son Goku!
Everyone's Partying" or as the dub calls it "He's Always Late". Chi-Chi does a dance, Goku saves giant bird eggs while
wearing a suit, and Veggie's being *gasp* nice! Not to mention Chi-Chi mocking Bulma for having a "crush" on Goku while
boasting how nice she looks herself.
Veggietine's Day 2 -- (sighs) My last Valentine's Day special was so perfectly timed that the last chapter was up a couple
days after Valentine's day. However, this one's a little different from the last. No "love arrows" this time. Instead,
expect a "Happy Veggietine's Day" visit from future Veggie and future Goku from 100 years in the future.
Chuquita: These aren't their final summaries or titles (heck I don't even have a title for the first one yet) but whichever
I chose first'll probably turn out pretty good. I have other future fics too but I'll save their summaries for another
time. I hope you all enjoyed this reviewer-request fic along w/all the songs in the Corners. It seems I'll have to save
the remaining song I wanted to use "Sweet Lovely Midnight" for another time. Interesting little song, not sure who its
about but I hope you like it whenever I do give out the lyrics.
Goku: (smirks at Veggie) AND Veggie is indebted to sing me a song since he snuck out on singing the one we just played.
Vegeta: (gulps)
Goku: (to Chu) I can't WAIT to hear Veggie sing! (sighs) Veggie's singing voice is *so* *beautiful*! Like a lil angel!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ... (squeaks out) ....thank you....
Chuquita: We'll see you next time everybody! Happy Birthday to all! Whenever your birthday is!
Goku: I wonder when ~*VEGGIE'S*~ birthday is?....
Chuquita: I dunno, I wish they'dve told us an exact month or date or something. (happily) That way I could find Veggie's
horoscope! I'm a pisces! (Feb 18-Mar 21) (grins) That's the sign of the fish!
Goku: (squeals) I LIKE TO EAT FISH!!!
Vegeta: (back to normal) (flatly) That you do.
Goku: (to audiance) (waves) Bye-bye everybody! See you in the next fic sometime next week!
Vegeta: (sighs) So long.