Disclaimer: I do NOT own Sonic characters, I do not make money off of this either. *sigh* too bad. It would be GOOD to get MONEY once and a while.

A/n: Thanks for the good feedback people. Oh yeah it's hard to make this more realistic because *ahem* its a GAME! And its in Fantasy! So use your imagination people!

Chapter 3: The Humor Section

"Well boy, what will it be?"

Tails stared at the screen for a moment, looking at the different categories. He wasn't entirely sure what he'd got, whichever one he picked, but he knew he didn't have a whole lot of choice. At the very least, he'd try to get a laugh out of it. "I'll try humor."

The faerie wordlessly flew to the left, and Tails followed behind, slowly. It's humor, it can't be THAT bad. Suddenly, a bright light shone from the large door in front of them. Tails half-blinded, but grimly moved onward.

A giant room opened up from the door, revealing many desks and workers. Meo explained, "We can keep track of authors by 'clipping' them when they sign on. We can see everything they do, as long as they remain online...heh, heh, heh." The odd pair continued to walk silently, and Tails slumped down, trying hard not to be noticed.

"YAY!!!!! ITS FINISHED!!!!" Tails nearly fell over. "I, TigerEyes549, am a sheer GENIUS. Hey Silver-Star, the 'master', look at this!

Silver-Star, dressed in a suit and red cape, walked apprehensively forward, "uh...McDonald Employees? What is it?"

TigerEyes549 laughed half-insanely, "It's incredible!" (a screen opens up. Shadow and Sonic are in it)

Sonic: Must you harass senior citizens?

Shadow: Well.....

Sonic: *grabs the newspaper* NEVER MIND!!!

Tails spoke nervously to Meo, "These people are beginning to scare me."

"Welcome to my world," Meo said blankly. They moved on.

(A/n: Don't kill me people!!! I loved that story so I decided to put it up ^_^; *TigerEyes549 runs in with saw-edged knife and runs after LilAmy-chan*, Oh crap. *Runs*)

Sonic looked at the latest file that had popped up from nowhere. "Sonic and Shadow: McDonald Employees?..."

Shadow looks at one line in incredulity

Sonic winced, preparing for the explosions. But Shadow just stood there, an insane grin forming on his face. "Oh, this one insulted my intelligence by working at a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT! Now, what should I do about this. HEHE, oh yes, I think I'll roast this one over the fire, or perhaps rip out their intestines and shove them down his (or her) throat. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed insanely, Shadow ran out of the area and sped off in search of the author.

Sonic put his face on his hands and groaned.

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"Well, I'll try to make this easy for you. Humor fics are generally quickly done, so they have less real 'quality' to them then some of the others. Now let's see....Sonic's Christmas...Tails' Journey...AH here we go. 'Sonic and friends on a game show'."

"What's that?"

"It's a strange and bizarre story about you people on a game show."

"Um...ok"

*Ding* A metallic voice blurted out. "Sonic and friends on a show, #666. Written by *******, rated PG, Summary: ever wondered what would happen if the sonic crew were on a game show well here it is!

The screen flashed , and changed. A sort of stage formed, and Tails gasped as he saw everyone he had ever known from on it. Except they were all...different.

Knuckles was first.

Richie first question: what is the hardest jewel on earth?

(knuckles buzzes in.)

knuckles-the master emerald?

Richie-THE MASTER EMERALD!?!? how in the @$&#*!# world could the master emerald be the hardest jewel in the world when every game somehow it gets shattered and I have to play the levels and fid the pieces and then get bored and quit because it gets so ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pant*....*huff* well, anyway that's wrong.

knuckles-O__O

The faerie beside him cackled in glee, but Tails was confused, and slightly angry. "What's funny about that?"

A guy takes a card and reads the next question.

Richie-next question: what is needed to build a....HOW THE HELL IS THIS PRONOUNCED!?!? Maria come hel..

shadow-(in the crowd.) MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs out of the building crying.)

Tails' eyes narrowed, and a growl began to form in his throat. No one DARED insult a friend of his like THIS before...

The faerie backed off nervously, since Tails looked pissed off. "It's the same joke every time! They're making fun of Shadow and Knuckles, and the Master Emerald!!! It's not funny!!! Doesn't insulting people get boring after a while?!"

Meo backed off nervously, "L-lets get another story."

'Things Sonic characters would never say, #635'

Dr. Robotnick stepped up.

"Sonic. I want you. I've dreamed-"

Tails could hardly believe this. EGGMAN? "What is this, anyway? Are these people obsessed with...what do you call it."

The faerie laughed nervously, "Yaoi."

Shadow was up by now. He looked so different, his tongue was hanging out and his eyes were looking in different directions.

"Look Rouge, I just finished 'The little Train that could'!"

Tails snarled at the sight of his former enemy, and didn't even bother commenting about the joke.

"Tails...I AM your father."

Tails stood up, and smashed his fist into the screen wordlessly. It disintegrated. So did the wall behind it. He spun around and bounded on the poor faerie. "What kind of garbage is this!"

The faerie turned blue, and was shivering in fear." Y-y-y-y-you did ask for the humor section..."

Tails sat back down, feeling much better for some reason. Some drones appeared with a new computer, "No more of that. Let's move on. Are there any humor fictions with a real plot to them?"

"Err...no not really. It involves too much effort to make a funny plot, so they satisfy their urge with these short little lists. Well...wait, no here's something! 'Sonic vs. Mario: The first Encounter'. Let's try this!"

The fox chocked out a little. "Mario? From Nintendo?!"

"Uh...Just watch."

sonic-hey Tails, lets go get some chili dogs!

On the screen Sonic and himself appeared. Tails sighed and relaxed. Maybe this one would be more sane. He should've known better.

tails-Ok, coming sonic

???-you aren't-a going any where....

sonic-who the hell said that?

Mario-it's-a me, Mario!

Tails stood up, "but that made no-?" He heard Sonic speak up.


sonic- Hey, fat ass! Don't you have some plumbing to do or something?

Mario- so you-a want to play huh?

*LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!*

Mario/sonic-who said that?

*I've always wanted to do that...huh? that's not your problem. now get going.*

Mario-lets-a get it on!

omochao-i'm omochao-i'm here to play with myself!

sonic-how bout' some target practice first?(does spin dash at omochao)

omochao-hey,stop that! I'm not going to help you any more!(blows up)



a-lets-a go!

tails-STOP!

sonic/huh-huh?

tails-Mario, what problem do you have with sonic?

Mario-(in tears)he took-a my company away.

sonic-what!? I made it better!

mario-no!listen you stupid blue rat! it-a used to be when-a people thought of Nintendo they thought of-a me Mario! now its-a all sonic!

sonic-that's it!

tails- hold on. sonic what do you not like about Mario?

sonic-that hes a fat plumber.

Tails couldn't take any more of this. "But what's the point of this? Why are they here? No one acts like this! It's completely random!"
why-why you!

omochao-i'm omochao! I'm here to graved you!

Mario-(hurls fireball at omochao) go away!

omochao-owie!i'm not gonaaaaaaaaaaaa.........(burns to a crisp)

tails-now I think tha...

mario-oh,just-a shut up you deformed idiot!

Tails snapped.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He spin dashed into the computer, but not only destroying that but a good half of the humor section. With shimmering light still shining around, the faerie fled back to the maze of Sonic The Hedgehog section.

Tails calmed himself down, and looked around the mass destruction, slightly ashamed of himself. Slightly. "well...I'd better go find Meo. I'll need her if I ever want to get out of this place."

To be continued.

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Like it? I laughed a couple of times myself. Mario is not a fat ass! I love Mario! He is so much better than Luigi! *Growls* Don't mess with the best. Oh and I don't have a problem with Yaoi...sometimes, but there are times when it is just NASTY!. Oh the mistakes were from the stories themselves. I didn't change the spelling because that would be rude. I wouldn't like anyone changing my stories.

Well till next time...