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A/n: Ok I lied. I promised my good friend I would make this soon, like a week later after I updated. But days turned to weeks and turned into a month. ^_^; My brithday passed! YAY! I'm officially 14 years old! Hehehe! I have a new website. And I quit my old one. But the new website is a Love Hina shrine. If you want to know the link email me because I don't feel like spamming.
Tail's Journey : Humor Section Part 2
Sonic wringed his hands in frustration. What NOW?
After 'Sonic's Christmas' popped up, the whole place just shut down. As much as he tried, he couldn't seem to locate the story again. Without the stories, he couldn't tell where his companion was, and if he couldn't find Tails...let's just not think of the negatives..
"SONIC!!!"
"Did you have fun? You left a nice big hole on the door before you left, hmmm lost common sence again?" He spat. Shadow's eyes were slightly crazed, but he did looked pleased with himself.
"Oh it goes farther than that. I found the guy typing another fic. I didn't like that very much, so I threw him somewhere!"
Sonic eyes went wide. "You didn't kill the guy, did you?!"
Shadow sighed, "No I couldn't. The grass, you understand, it was too nice to be destroyed. But he probably wished I had. *Evil grin" I took him to one of his supposed "fans" who apparently has been stalking him and tied him up right next to her bed."
"All this from a story?"
"...What ARE you doing anyway?"
"Tails got trapped in my computer, I'm trying to find him."
Shadow stared incredulously, "...what? That sounds like some sort of stupid plot device of those lousy authors would come up with. Trapped inside your computer...huh."
Sonic snorted, "Oh shut up and go play somewhere."
"Play????PLAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" His face turned very red.
"Go bother another author." He grinned, "Some girl named Hyper Knuckles wrote a fic about you and Pokemon."
Shadow gasped, "You mean they put ME and THOSE THINGS in the same story? Making love?!?!?!" His voice went several octives higher than ever before. "I'LL GET YOU IDIOT!" He ran out of the hole from the door. Sonic yelled after him, "I just meanthe mentioned the show, not...aw, forget it."
___
Tails ran down the blasted crater that his spin dash had caused, searching frantically for Meo. He couldn't afford to get lost in this place, this strange, somewhat terrifying realm, and his blast had scared the poor thing. As he rushed on, he noticed many authors frantically running down the corners screaming. Xing rushed down the corner, "CALM DOWN, everyone calm down! They're fixing it, they're going to fix it, CALMDOWN!!"
As he spoke, the huge, imposing figure of Mister Moe marched down. "Who's RESPONSIBLE for this! I haven't seen a disaster like this since we instated the new chaptering system!" The crying continued. "LISTEN TO ME!!!" He roared, blasting a hole in the wall.
But the others were out of control, "I LOST MY BEST WORK!" One wailed, "I had over 25 fictions about my Shadow Plushie!"
Plushie?
"I miss my 400 'retart thangs STH crew wud neva say.' fics! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" (Tails begins to feel better about blowing everything up)
"I want my 'Candyland STH' Story back!"
"FORGET IT!" He yelled out, and stomped off, muttering to himself.
The other still continued to whine. "I lost my Mario/Sonic crossover!"
"My 'Tails takes Ballet' thing is gone!"
Tails went sheet-white. He had almost forgotten that people were writing about him too. BALLET?!?!?!?! But why are these people so upset? Why do these things matter so much? Don't these people have lives? Silently, Tails thought about that...then burst out laughing.
Everyone stopped talking and stared. "OOOOOH!!!! LOOK IT'S TAILS!!!!!"
"I'm your GIRL! I'm obsessed with you and Shadow! Will you marry me?!?!"
"OOOOOH!!! Go hyper or whatever it is that you do!!!! IT KICKS ASS!!!!"
"I devoted five websites to you!!!!"
"I wrote a stupid humor series about you being trapped on this website!!!"
"Durhurhurhurhurhurhur! You my FAVORITE CHARACTER! I had you maimed and tortured extensively in my last fic!"
Tails yelled out as a horde of crazed authors started running after him. Scared, he turned and bolted. He silently wondered to himself if there were any normal, sane, calm fans like LilAmychan *snickers from the readers* who wrote fanfiction.
The boy's thoughts were jammed to a halt, as he ran smack into 'Sonic's Evil Twin.' "Ah, a younger version of my brother's best friend. COME TO ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tails, now nearly frightened to death, dashed out sending the demonic Sonic all the way to the horror section. He continued to run, the others gaining on him.
Tails stopped suddenly, feeling really, really stupid. "Wait a minute. What the hell am I doing?"
Tails made his two tails spin until he took off the ground and started to fly, leaving the others behind. Calming down, he sped ahead near the center of the section, still looking for Meo. As he flew past, he saw another fiction currently playing.
"HI, I'm Lep!"
Tails looked down. A little cloud was floating there, holding a 'help' sign. "I'll be your guide!"
Tails sighed in relief, ignoring the fact that he didn't understand why calling for help guide Lep was funny. "Thank God! Ok, how do I get out of here?"
Silence. The cloud's eyes went blank.
"Uh...ok. Could you just lead me to where dot is?"
Nothing.
Tails threw his hands into the air, "HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!" Blink, blink.
"Forget this." (Has anyone else noticed how completely USELESS Lep is?)
The fox started to walk away, and heard from behind him. "Do you have a question for me?"
"THAT DOES IT!!!!"
Tails spin dashed though the wall, looking for Meo or anyone else. Systematically, he blasted through the remainder of the maze, and finally found the Faerie.
"There you are."
Meo quailed back. "A-are you still mad!" He looked pointedly at the remains of the humor section.
Tails sighed, "No, I guess not. Let's keep going. There're other sections right?"
"Y-yes. There's horror, general, romance drama..."
Tails steeled himself. "Alright, lets go."
To be continued...
Well that's it for humor. Sorry this chapter was a lil short. The next couple of chapters will be real big! Oh yeah guess what the sections' up next. The Romance section. "Screams eminate from the readers, LilAmychan laughs evilly* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
A/n: Ok I lied. I promised my good friend I would make this soon, like a week later after I updated. But days turned to weeks and turned into a month. ^_^; My brithday passed! YAY! I'm officially 14 years old! Hehehe! I have a new website. And I quit my old one. But the new website is a Love Hina shrine. If you want to know the link email me because I don't feel like spamming.
Tail's Journey : Humor Section Part 2
Sonic wringed his hands in frustration. What NOW?
After 'Sonic's Christmas' popped up, the whole place just shut down. As much as he tried, he couldn't seem to locate the story again. Without the stories, he couldn't tell where his companion was, and if he couldn't find Tails...let's just not think of the negatives..
"SONIC!!!"
"Did you have fun? You left a nice big hole on the door before you left, hmmm lost common sence again?" He spat. Shadow's eyes were slightly crazed, but he did looked pleased with himself.
"Oh it goes farther than that. I found the guy typing another fic. I didn't like that very much, so I threw him somewhere!"
Sonic eyes went wide. "You didn't kill the guy, did you?!"
Shadow sighed, "No I couldn't. The grass, you understand, it was too nice to be destroyed. But he probably wished I had. *Evil grin" I took him to one of his supposed "fans" who apparently has been stalking him and tied him up right next to her bed."
"All this from a story?"
"...What ARE you doing anyway?"
"Tails got trapped in my computer, I'm trying to find him."
Shadow stared incredulously, "...what? That sounds like some sort of stupid plot device of those lousy authors would come up with. Trapped inside your computer...huh."
Sonic snorted, "Oh shut up and go play somewhere."
"Play????PLAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" His face turned very red.
"Go bother another author." He grinned, "Some girl named Hyper Knuckles wrote a fic about you and Pokemon."
Shadow gasped, "You mean they put ME and THOSE THINGS in the same story? Making love?!?!?!" His voice went several octives higher than ever before. "I'LL GET YOU IDIOT!" He ran out of the hole from the door. Sonic yelled after him, "I just meanthe mentioned the show, not...aw, forget it."
___
Tails ran down the blasted crater that his spin dash had caused, searching frantically for Meo. He couldn't afford to get lost in this place, this strange, somewhat terrifying realm, and his blast had scared the poor thing. As he rushed on, he noticed many authors frantically running down the corners screaming. Xing rushed down the corner, "CALM DOWN, everyone calm down! They're fixing it, they're going to fix it, CALMDOWN!!"
As he spoke, the huge, imposing figure of Mister Moe marched down. "Who's RESPONSIBLE for this! I haven't seen a disaster like this since we instated the new chaptering system!" The crying continued. "LISTEN TO ME!!!" He roared, blasting a hole in the wall.
But the others were out of control, "I LOST MY BEST WORK!" One wailed, "I had over 25 fictions about my Shadow Plushie!"
Plushie?
"I miss my 400 'retart thangs STH crew wud neva say.' fics! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" (Tails begins to feel better about blowing everything up)
"I want my 'Candyland STH' Story back!"
"FORGET IT!" He yelled out, and stomped off, muttering to himself.
The other still continued to whine. "I lost my Mario/Sonic crossover!"
"My 'Tails takes Ballet' thing is gone!"
Tails went sheet-white. He had almost forgotten that people were writing about him too. BALLET?!?!?!?! But why are these people so upset? Why do these things matter so much? Don't these people have lives? Silently, Tails thought about that...then burst out laughing.
Everyone stopped talking and stared. "OOOOOH!!!! LOOK IT'S TAILS!!!!!"
"I'm your GIRL! I'm obsessed with you and Shadow! Will you marry me?!?!"
"OOOOOH!!! Go hyper or whatever it is that you do!!!! IT KICKS ASS!!!!"
"I devoted five websites to you!!!!"
"I wrote a stupid humor series about you being trapped on this website!!!"
"Durhurhurhurhurhurhur! You my FAVORITE CHARACTER! I had you maimed and tortured extensively in my last fic!"
Tails yelled out as a horde of crazed authors started running after him. Scared, he turned and bolted. He silently wondered to himself if there were any normal, sane, calm fans like LilAmychan *snickers from the readers* who wrote fanfiction.
The boy's thoughts were jammed to a halt, as he ran smack into 'Sonic's Evil Twin.' "Ah, a younger version of my brother's best friend. COME TO ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tails, now nearly frightened to death, dashed out sending the demonic Sonic all the way to the horror section. He continued to run, the others gaining on him.
Tails stopped suddenly, feeling really, really stupid. "Wait a minute. What the hell am I doing?"
Tails made his two tails spin until he took off the ground and started to fly, leaving the others behind. Calming down, he sped ahead near the center of the section, still looking for Meo. As he flew past, he saw another fiction currently playing.
"HI, I'm Lep!"
Tails looked down. A little cloud was floating there, holding a 'help' sign. "I'll be your guide!"
Tails sighed in relief, ignoring the fact that he didn't understand why calling for help guide Lep was funny. "Thank God! Ok, how do I get out of here?"
Silence. The cloud's eyes went blank.
"Uh...ok. Could you just lead me to where dot is?"
Nothing.
Tails threw his hands into the air, "HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!" Blink, blink.
"Forget this." (Has anyone else noticed how completely USELESS Lep is?)
The fox started to walk away, and heard from behind him. "Do you have a question for me?"
"THAT DOES IT!!!!"
Tails spin dashed though the wall, looking for Meo or anyone else. Systematically, he blasted through the remainder of the maze, and finally found the Faerie.
"There you are."
Meo quailed back. "A-are you still mad!" He looked pointedly at the remains of the humor section.
Tails sighed, "No, I guess not. Let's keep going. There're other sections right?"
"Y-yes. There's horror, general, romance drama..."
Tails steeled himself. "Alright, lets go."
To be continued...
Well that's it for humor. Sorry this chapter was a lil short. The next couple of chapters will be real big! Oh yeah guess what the sections' up next. The Romance section. "Screams eminate from the readers, LilAmychan laughs evilly* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
