CHAPTER ONE

Mickey throws open the doors to king Jacob of the West's throne room, for he owns the land of the West because the West is what his father owned, and it is the West which his father's father used to own, and it is the West of which his father's father's father used to own. Because the West is what the king of the West has owned ever since the kings of the West came into the West and ever since the West came into existence into the West. "Where's my money king Jacob of the West. I have wiped out all the Hobbits in the West as you asked because I expect you want your kingdom to expand more into the West. Am I right?" "Yes, yes, yes you are quite right. I do want to expand my kingdom into the West because I have a great liking for the West. For you see my father owned the land of the West and his father owned the land of the West and his.(TWO LONG AND BOREING HOURS LATER) and his father owned the land of the West. So you see I must own more land to the West. So your payment is." King Jacob of the West slips Mickey a large roll of parchment that had a large sum of gold on it. "Wow! That's a lot!" yells Mickey. "But that's not all you get." Replies king Jacob of the West, "you also get two brand new horses complete with guided steering, driver side hay bags and horse insurance. And that's no Bull!" "Cool thanks. I'll just be taking the gold and horses and leaving now. Farewell king Jacob of the West who owns all to the West." "See yall later!" replies king Jacob of the West " may your travels be filled with numerous Hobbits to bash and smash." Mickey the Hobbit slayer and Sarah the taunted of Hobbits associated with Mickey the hobbit slayer leave King Jacob of the West and walk through the town of West owned by King Jacob of the West who owns the West.