CHAPTER TWO

As Mickey and Sarah walk through the town of West the bump into what seems to be a very, very plump gnome. "Who are you and why do you dare to run into me, MICKEY THE HOBBIT SLAYER and SARAH THE TAUNTER OF HOBBITS associated with me MICKEY THE HOBBIT SLAYER." Roared Mickey fiercely. " My name is Alex." Replied the round little dwarf, "Alex the hungry." Mickey and Sarah just stare with disgust. "Perhaps you would like to know why I am named ALEX THE HUNGRY? It's because I chew up my enemies and spit them out in battle." Chuckled Alex to himself. "I heard you're named that because you've eaten every known gnome village out of house and home." Said Mickey. "I've heard that two, little one." Laughed Sarah as she patted Alex on the head. " Stop iiiiiit!" Whined Alex as he turns away. "My name is Alex the hungry because I chew up my enemies and spit them out, and nothing more." " Ooooook if you say so." Sarah and Mickey say together as they walk away. While they're about to leave the town of West Alex stops them, they both could tell he had been running. "Let, WHEEZE, me, COUGH, come with, WHEEZE, you." After he said that he pulled out his inhaler and took a big puff. Then he proceeded to pull out a chicken leg from his bag tied to his round waste and eat it. "I've been thrown out of every dinner in town and I need some one to talk to." "All right you can come with us, just don't slow us down." So they set off, a human, an elf, and a chubby little dwarf. What a site they were Mickey, tall, buff looking, and rugged. Sarah, tall, slimming, and beautiful. And Alex short, round, and he looked as though he ate both of Sarah and Mickey's horses. (Which he did)