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AUTHOR'S NOTE: It's he-ere… the sequel to Coincidence! Please review! And let me know if you're interested in Anya, Giles, Dawn, Willow, Xander, Spike, etc leprechaun stories eventually. Oh, and be on the look out for which chapters you think are based on true stories. If you guess all of the chapters that are real, you get featured in the next leprechaun fic, which I will henceforth refer to as lepfics.

SUMMARY: A mysterious incident from Faith's past.

Four year old Faith Winters was playing with a couple of sticks. They were her only friends. Suddenly, she heard a strange, high pitched, and oddly greenish sound.

"Fai-aith!" the voice called.

"Yes?" she said, making stick number one, whom she called Job, dance around in the air.

A small green leprechaun dressed in a mint green mini skirt and halter top appeared before the little girl.

"Hi, Faith," the leprechaun said, "can you do something for me?"

"Sure," Faith replied. "What's your name?"

"My name is Abstinence," said the leprechaun, batting her eyelashes coyly.

"Abstinence," little Faith said out loud, liking the sound of it and clueless as to its meaning.

"Faith, do you know what duct tape is?" the leprechaun asked. Faith shook her head. Abstinence pulled out a roll of duct tape and showed it to her. Faith liked it. It was shiny.

"Faith, I want you to do something for me," Abstinence said. "I want you to make a really big stick for me by duct taping your little sticks together. Big sticks are good."

Faith pulled the sticks close to her chest. "No," she said crossly. "These are my friends."

Abstinence's voice wasn't quite up to speed on the hypnotic level, and she couldn't seem to convince little Faith to part with her little wooden, pointy friends.

Five minutes later, Faith was duct taped to a chair in the men's restroom of Burger King, wearing one of those ridiculous crowns on her head and completely covered in egg nog. She still held the two sticks tight in her hand.

"Next time," Abstinence said, working on her hypnotic voice, "maybe you should do what I tell you to. Now sing the song the little annoying bird sings in The Lion King."

Faith complied. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee…" Egg nog dripped off of her face as she sang, and someone flushed a toilet in the background.

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