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Chapter One: WTF?!
Omi, Ken, Yohji, and Aya all had just returned from another "intense" fight with their rivals, Schwartz.
"God, why do we suck so much?" Asked Ken; angry at how they had lost badly. Really *really* badly.
"Why god, WHY?!" Omi began to cry. "Father why didn't you save me. Save me *damnit*!"
Everyone ignored him; it was just a normal Omi spazism. They didn't last too long and if they did Yohji would simply take out his wire and choke Omi till he passed out. That usually solved the problem.
"They are cheating!" Yohji said, smoking. "They use those stupid little powers of theirs. Spiffy powers they got, no?"
"Yea." All of Weiss nodded monotonously.
"Yea, especially the one who can do that cool little thing where he raises his arm and FaThEr! YoU DidN't SaVe ME!" Omi fell down and started to convulse on the couch.
All of Weiss looked unsure. "Umm, guys? Are we sure Omi doesn't have terets or epilepsy? He randomly convulses and screams a lot.."
"That's true." Aya murmured.
"Why do we even fight them anymore? My spiffy claw just doesn't work as well anymore. Maybe I'm getting old or something."
"Well we do have one thing over them." Aya said happily.
"That is...?"
"We have our poises." Out of nowhere all of sudden they lined up and made dramatic poises. "Weiss!"
They stayed that way for a while till Omi woke up and began to whine.
"You did the 'Weiss' poise without me! I was the one who choreographed it! You ingrates!" "Ah shut up. Don't you have some odd family tyrant to scream?" Aya asked.
"Hmmm.Oh yea! I killed my own brothers! My *own* brothers!" He cried then ran out to his room.
An awkward silence filled the room.
"Well anyway, back to the subject. We should really surrender soon, I mean we could get killed!" Ken pulled Aya up by the scruffs of his trench coat. "We could *die* man!"
Aya slapped Ken. "Pull yourself together man!"
"Well at least none of them have my trademark cigarettes and promiscuous ways!" Yohji said, proud of himself.
"Yohji, I don't think that's a good thing."
"We could kick so much ass if we had supernatural powers. Maybe if we pray to Gackt, we can get some powers."
They all got down on one knee and silently prayed. They got up a minute later.
"Well I'm going to sleep. Cya." Aya went upstairs, shortly followed by Ken and then Yohji.
All was peaceful in the apartment (except the random shouts of "My *own* brothers!") and a spirit came down.
"Well, I am not Gackt, sadly, but I'm bored. What the hell? Magic pagic twistaroo lalulalularrer take it away and give Weiss Schwartz's power!"
The spirit then left while grinning. She thought that this would even the odds.
Beep Beep Beep!!!
Yohji's alarm clock went off.
"Shut up!" He said sleepily.
It didn't shut up.
"Shut up!"
Still, it did not yield.
"SHUT UP!" With Yohji's frustrated scream the alarm clock miraculously picked itself up and slammed itself in to the wall. It was thrown with such force that it went through the wall, and in to Omi's bedroom.
Omi woke up with a start when he smelled something like.something like blood. But he didn't feel anything.
He looked down and nearly fainted. He had an alarm clock lodged in to his arm, Yohji's alarm clock. Before he went over to try and kick some genki ass he realized something.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but, when an alarm clock is lodged in your arm shouldn't that hurt?"
"Yes it should Omi."
"AHH Ken your voice is in my head! I'm hallucinating! AHH!" Omi then proceeded to bang his head in to the wall to try and stop the noise.
"Omi stop!" Ken walked in to the room.
Omi looked up, confused.
"Think of your favorite movie Omi. Just think it, don't say it." Ken told Omi. He nodded his head.
"You were thinking of The Lion King, right?"
Omi gasped. How did Ken know? He was sure he had never mentioned it.
"Omg! I am so telepathic!" Ken shrieked. "Ommigosh!" He danced around like an idiot then stopped.
"Why do you have a spiffy power and I don't!" Omi whined moving his arm, angered. With the sudden movement the alarm clock fell.
"Duh. You can't feel pain. Duh! I mean Yohji telekinetically threw his alarm clock at you and it was lodged in you arm. That should hurt right?" Ken said, after bowing. Omi clapped.
"Yes, I know. I am the smart one." Omi looked confused but decided to drop it.
"I heard that!" Ken screamed.
"?"
"You were thinking that I was the stupid one. Well you were wrong!" Ken laughed then walked off. He was almost at the door when he slipped on an invisible puddle.
"AHH!" He fell and landed right on his rear.
Aya walked in. "I foresaw that."
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Nagi woke up early that morning. He was hunting for squirrels. Farfello did enjoy eating squirrel meat after all.
"Here squirrely squirrely squirrely." He teased a large group of squirrels with a nut. His goal was to lead them on then with his telekinesis capture them.
He was being surrounded by squirrels when he grinned and threw his hands forth. But nothing happened.
"Aww crap." Nagi said as the most vicious squirrels he had ever seen engulfed him.
Farfello woke up soon after.
"I think I will have a morning cutting then a round of burnt squirrel meat. Yes that should hit the spot."
He took out his knife, his favorite one. It was extremely sharp. He dug in to his tender skin and blood poured out.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Crawford woke up with a start.
"What?" He ran to Farfello's room where Farfello was crying and cradling his arm.
"Damn you God!" He screamed and his complained about the enormous pain he was in.
Crawford pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why didn't I foresee this?"
Schuldig wondered what all the commotion was about. He decided to invade Crawford's thoughts to find out. But he couldn't.
"What?" This wasn't the normal barrier either, he couldn't pick up anything!
Schuldig sat there, realizing his power was lost. And he began to cry.
Farfello was crying, Schuldig was crying, Crawford was crying, and I'm sure wherever Nagi was, he was crying too. If he was still alive.
TBC
That was chapter one, sad no? Review! Please or the squirrels will get you too!
Chapter One: WTF?!
Omi, Ken, Yohji, and Aya all had just returned from another "intense" fight with their rivals, Schwartz.
"God, why do we suck so much?" Asked Ken; angry at how they had lost badly. Really *really* badly.
"Why god, WHY?!" Omi began to cry. "Father why didn't you save me. Save me *damnit*!"
Everyone ignored him; it was just a normal Omi spazism. They didn't last too long and if they did Yohji would simply take out his wire and choke Omi till he passed out. That usually solved the problem.
"They are cheating!" Yohji said, smoking. "They use those stupid little powers of theirs. Spiffy powers they got, no?"
"Yea." All of Weiss nodded monotonously.
"Yea, especially the one who can do that cool little thing where he raises his arm and FaThEr! YoU DidN't SaVe ME!" Omi fell down and started to convulse on the couch.
All of Weiss looked unsure. "Umm, guys? Are we sure Omi doesn't have terets or epilepsy? He randomly convulses and screams a lot.."
"That's true." Aya murmured.
"Why do we even fight them anymore? My spiffy claw just doesn't work as well anymore. Maybe I'm getting old or something."
"Well we do have one thing over them." Aya said happily.
"That is...?"
"We have our poises." Out of nowhere all of sudden they lined up and made dramatic poises. "Weiss!"
They stayed that way for a while till Omi woke up and began to whine.
"You did the 'Weiss' poise without me! I was the one who choreographed it! You ingrates!" "Ah shut up. Don't you have some odd family tyrant to scream?" Aya asked.
"Hmmm.Oh yea! I killed my own brothers! My *own* brothers!" He cried then ran out to his room.
An awkward silence filled the room.
"Well anyway, back to the subject. We should really surrender soon, I mean we could get killed!" Ken pulled Aya up by the scruffs of his trench coat. "We could *die* man!"
Aya slapped Ken. "Pull yourself together man!"
"Well at least none of them have my trademark cigarettes and promiscuous ways!" Yohji said, proud of himself.
"Yohji, I don't think that's a good thing."
"We could kick so much ass if we had supernatural powers. Maybe if we pray to Gackt, we can get some powers."
They all got down on one knee and silently prayed. They got up a minute later.
"Well I'm going to sleep. Cya." Aya went upstairs, shortly followed by Ken and then Yohji.
All was peaceful in the apartment (except the random shouts of "My *own* brothers!") and a spirit came down.
"Well, I am not Gackt, sadly, but I'm bored. What the hell? Magic pagic twistaroo lalulalularrer take it away and give Weiss Schwartz's power!"
The spirit then left while grinning. She thought that this would even the odds.
Beep Beep Beep!!!
Yohji's alarm clock went off.
"Shut up!" He said sleepily.
It didn't shut up.
"Shut up!"
Still, it did not yield.
"SHUT UP!" With Yohji's frustrated scream the alarm clock miraculously picked itself up and slammed itself in to the wall. It was thrown with such force that it went through the wall, and in to Omi's bedroom.
Omi woke up with a start when he smelled something like.something like blood. But he didn't feel anything.
He looked down and nearly fainted. He had an alarm clock lodged in to his arm, Yohji's alarm clock. Before he went over to try and kick some genki ass he realized something.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but, when an alarm clock is lodged in your arm shouldn't that hurt?"
"Yes it should Omi."
"AHH Ken your voice is in my head! I'm hallucinating! AHH!" Omi then proceeded to bang his head in to the wall to try and stop the noise.
"Omi stop!" Ken walked in to the room.
Omi looked up, confused.
"Think of your favorite movie Omi. Just think it, don't say it." Ken told Omi. He nodded his head.
"You were thinking of The Lion King, right?"
Omi gasped. How did Ken know? He was sure he had never mentioned it.
"Omg! I am so telepathic!" Ken shrieked. "Ommigosh!" He danced around like an idiot then stopped.
"Why do you have a spiffy power and I don't!" Omi whined moving his arm, angered. With the sudden movement the alarm clock fell.
"Duh. You can't feel pain. Duh! I mean Yohji telekinetically threw his alarm clock at you and it was lodged in you arm. That should hurt right?" Ken said, after bowing. Omi clapped.
"Yes, I know. I am the smart one." Omi looked confused but decided to drop it.
"I heard that!" Ken screamed.
"?"
"You were thinking that I was the stupid one. Well you were wrong!" Ken laughed then walked off. He was almost at the door when he slipped on an invisible puddle.
"AHH!" He fell and landed right on his rear.
Aya walked in. "I foresaw that."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^_^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nagi woke up early that morning. He was hunting for squirrels. Farfello did enjoy eating squirrel meat after all.
"Here squirrely squirrely squirrely." He teased a large group of squirrels with a nut. His goal was to lead them on then with his telekinesis capture them.
He was being surrounded by squirrels when he grinned and threw his hands forth. But nothing happened.
"Aww crap." Nagi said as the most vicious squirrels he had ever seen engulfed him.
Farfello woke up soon after.
"I think I will have a morning cutting then a round of burnt squirrel meat. Yes that should hit the spot."
He took out his knife, his favorite one. It was extremely sharp. He dug in to his tender skin and blood poured out.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Crawford woke up with a start.
"What?" He ran to Farfello's room where Farfello was crying and cradling his arm.
"Damn you God!" He screamed and his complained about the enormous pain he was in.
Crawford pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why didn't I foresee this?"
Schuldig wondered what all the commotion was about. He decided to invade Crawford's thoughts to find out. But he couldn't.
"What?" This wasn't the normal barrier either, he couldn't pick up anything!
Schuldig sat there, realizing his power was lost. And he began to cry.
Farfello was crying, Schuldig was crying, Crawford was crying, and I'm sure wherever Nagi was, he was crying too. If he was still alive.
TBC
That was chapter one, sad no? Review! Please or the squirrels will get you too!
