A/N:
This is actually a humor fic that I wrote! (Whoo Hoo!)
Not to say that I'm a stealer, but my other humor was the
works of my friends. So anywayz, this is about Jin and how
he just has all these props from other movies and crap it was
something i thought up while in the shower so i question it's
quality. Enjoy!
Date: November 18, 2002
"Humm..." hummed Forrest Law as he opened his hands and raised both palms to the ceiling.
he was wearing that gay, Bruce Lee imatating, yellow jumpsuit and was sitting indian style
on the glossy wooden floor of jin's huge training dojo. The crowd that had turned up to watch
the fight was silent with outrage.
"Uh...Law?" jin inquired from a few feet away.
"Give him a MINUTE!" Forrest's father, Marshall hissed.
"This...Is a...timed fight, Law."
"O Shite! Why did not you tell me of dis information, Kazama Jin!?"
Forrest said, springing up into his stupid bouncy fighting stance.
The crowd cheered and wine glasses clinked. which was odd because no one was drinking wine.
In fact, all the people there had never heard of wine at all. Why? You ask? Because i said so.
"You can do it!" Rob Schnieder called from up front.
Law nodded and flicked his nose a few time with his thumbs, just cuz he thinks it's cool.
jin shook his dumbfoundedness off and returned to his fighting stance.
Ling and 3 other girls sighed
and fainted on the ground. Then they started...twitching...
Law went to raise his leg to kick the bloddy poo out of Jin when BUZZ!
The bell rang and the match was over.
"Good fight Jin!" Said Forrest as he stode past jin and some person handed him a towel.
"But..." jin breathed and turned around.
Law slapped Jin's bum and said: "You won!"
Jin recoiled in disgust. "Law!" He yelled.
"What?!" Lei Wulong said, walking up to jin with a concerned look on his face.
Jin put his hands on his hips. "I said LAW. Not Lei, Lei.
"Oh."
***
Date: November 19,2002
"Ow! So yeah, that's what OW! Happened." jin said.
"Sorry honey, but you know it always hurts a little." Jun Said
"Are you almost finished? Aii!"
"Yes. Just one minute... Okay! You're done!"
"Cool! Thanks Mommy! uh...Mother..."
Jin stood up and walked into the kitchen.
"Hello, So-" Kazuya began, but stopped abruptly. jin looked at him innocently.
Kazuya stared at the dark rows of corn uh... hair, on Jin's head.
Kazuya shook his head and returned to pouring himself some chocolate margaritas.
"What?" Jin asked.
"Just go get dressed for school."
"I am." jin said. He was wearing his red flamed GI out-fit. Complete with his trademark Rhine-stoned gloves.
"ooo kay..." Kazuya said. He took a big swig of his chocolate margiritas.
"Dad, it's 7:45 AM."
"Oh!" Kazuya spat out the margaritas.
"Well I'm gonna head out!" Jin called from the front door.
"Wha! How did you get over there so fast?!" Kazuya yelled.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Uh nothing... just go." Kazuya went to the cupboard and got out some Vicadin.
"K!" called Jin.
Jin opened the door and walked out. Then he began to laugh. He had ran o the door real fast when Kazuya
wasn't looking so he would be confused!
"Ha Ha HA HA!" Jin Bellowed.
"oooh yeah, real good one, Jin." I say sarcastically.
"Who are you?"
"nobody."
"Well you have to be somebody! I see you! And man, do i like what I see..."
"Oh you do, huh?" I say. I walk up to Jin and run my finger under his chin.
I realize that I still am writhing this as it's happening and look at the readers.
"Uh... hang on."
I whisper something in Jin's ear and grab his butt.
Jin squeals and nods his head.
I then turn and walk off.
"O crap!" Jin said, looking at his watch. It read 7:55 AM.
"School starts at 8:00! I'll never make that 200000 miles!
A/N: *looks guiltily at readers* what?! Jin's HOT! I had to do it! Don'y patronize me! Well... Tell
me how you like the story so i can decide if i still want to write it okay? I think I want 5 reviews
And yes they van be froom one person. :)
This is actually a humor fic that I wrote! (Whoo Hoo!)
Not to say that I'm a stealer, but my other humor was the
works of my friends. So anywayz, this is about Jin and how
he just has all these props from other movies and crap it was
something i thought up while in the shower so i question it's
quality. Enjoy!
Date: November 18, 2002
"Humm..." hummed Forrest Law as he opened his hands and raised both palms to the ceiling.
he was wearing that gay, Bruce Lee imatating, yellow jumpsuit and was sitting indian style
on the glossy wooden floor of jin's huge training dojo. The crowd that had turned up to watch
the fight was silent with outrage.
"Uh...Law?" jin inquired from a few feet away.
"Give him a MINUTE!" Forrest's father, Marshall hissed.
"This...Is a...timed fight, Law."
"O Shite! Why did not you tell me of dis information, Kazama Jin!?"
Forrest said, springing up into his stupid bouncy fighting stance.
The crowd cheered and wine glasses clinked. which was odd because no one was drinking wine.
In fact, all the people there had never heard of wine at all. Why? You ask? Because i said so.
"You can do it!" Rob Schnieder called from up front.
Law nodded and flicked his nose a few time with his thumbs, just cuz he thinks it's cool.
jin shook his dumbfoundedness off and returned to his fighting stance.
Ling and 3 other girls sighed
and fainted on the ground. Then they started...twitching...
Law went to raise his leg to kick the bloddy poo out of Jin when BUZZ!
The bell rang and the match was over.
"Good fight Jin!" Said Forrest as he stode past jin and some person handed him a towel.
"But..." jin breathed and turned around.
Law slapped Jin's bum and said: "You won!"
Jin recoiled in disgust. "Law!" He yelled.
"What?!" Lei Wulong said, walking up to jin with a concerned look on his face.
Jin put his hands on his hips. "I said LAW. Not Lei, Lei.
"Oh."
***
Date: November 19,2002
"Ow! So yeah, that's what OW! Happened." jin said.
"Sorry honey, but you know it always hurts a little." Jun Said
"Are you almost finished? Aii!"
"Yes. Just one minute... Okay! You're done!"
"Cool! Thanks Mommy! uh...Mother..."
Jin stood up and walked into the kitchen.
"Hello, So-" Kazuya began, but stopped abruptly. jin looked at him innocently.
Kazuya stared at the dark rows of corn uh... hair, on Jin's head.
Kazuya shook his head and returned to pouring himself some chocolate margaritas.
"What?" Jin asked.
"Just go get dressed for school."
"I am." jin said. He was wearing his red flamed GI out-fit. Complete with his trademark Rhine-stoned gloves.
"ooo kay..." Kazuya said. He took a big swig of his chocolate margiritas.
"Dad, it's 7:45 AM."
"Oh!" Kazuya spat out the margaritas.
"Well I'm gonna head out!" Jin called from the front door.
"Wha! How did you get over there so fast?!" Kazuya yelled.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Uh nothing... just go." Kazuya went to the cupboard and got out some Vicadin.
"K!" called Jin.
Jin opened the door and walked out. Then he began to laugh. He had ran o the door real fast when Kazuya
wasn't looking so he would be confused!
"Ha Ha HA HA!" Jin Bellowed.
"oooh yeah, real good one, Jin." I say sarcastically.
"Who are you?"
"nobody."
"Well you have to be somebody! I see you! And man, do i like what I see..."
"Oh you do, huh?" I say. I walk up to Jin and run my finger under his chin.
I realize that I still am writhing this as it's happening and look at the readers.
"Uh... hang on."
I whisper something in Jin's ear and grab his butt.
Jin squeals and nods his head.
I then turn and walk off.
"O crap!" Jin said, looking at his watch. It read 7:55 AM.
"School starts at 8:00! I'll never make that 200000 miles!
A/N: *looks guiltily at readers* what?! Jin's HOT! I had to do it! Don'y patronize me! Well... Tell
me how you like the story so i can decide if i still want to write it okay? I think I want 5 reviews
And yes they van be froom one person. :)
