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A/N: This is the second chapter and so you must have read the first chapter
in order to have gotten to this.
otherwise you just are weird and like to read things backwards.
Disclaimer: I forgot about that in the last chapter but here it is now so, no harm done:
I DISCLAIM!!!
Where we last left off...
"O crap!" Jin said, looking at his watch. It read 7:55 AM.
"School starts at 8:00! I'll never make that 200000 miles!"
"But wait." Jin said, stroking his chin. "I guess it couldn't hurt this one last time..."
Jin pushed in a little yellow button on the left side of his watch. A wave of blue electricity
looking stuff swept over all the land. And Jin began to walk to school. If it was still in real time,
Jin would have been walking for 2 weeks straight to get to school. But it wasn't in real time...
(Bum bum BUM...)
Jin walked into the school and looked at the red digital clock on the wall by the door. It read
7:58 AM.
(BUM BUM BUM!!!...)
Jin made his way to his locker and felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Hey." The perp said. Jin turned around. "What?" Jin said, utterly appalled at this maniac shoulder grabber.
"Hey!" Jesse Bradford said. "Calm down! I just would appreciate it if I could have my watch back."
"What watch?" Jin said, quickly hiding his left wrist behind his back.
"That one." Jesse said, pointing to jin's RIGHT wrist. "Dammmotherfugger..." Jin muttered, undoing the wristband
and handing the watch to Jesse.
"whadayoosaytome?" Jesse said.
"Nothing, sir!" Jin said, saluting Jesse.
"You bein smart, boy?"
"Sir, no, Sir!" Jin said.
"Right, that's it." Jesse pimp slapped Jin's *rugged, handsome, perfect* face.
Jin held his cheek and wailed: "Oh man! That h-h-hurts!"
"Hey! What did I say?! Don't be smart!"
"You just ASKED me if I was being smart! You didn't advise against it!"
Jesse, realizing the mistake, puts his arm around Jin. "Sorry man. will you forgive me?"
"Well..."
"I'll make it up to you..." Jesse said, putting his hand on Jin's chest.
"Hey man!" Jin said, slapping the hand away. "My swing don't...swing...that way! And even if
you were a girl I would still say no because I already have a girl." Jin looks at me and winks.
I blow him a kiss and wink back at him as well.
"Well fine!" Jesse says, and starts tearing up.
"Hey, man, don't do that. cuz then your gonna get me goin and... WHAAAA!"
Jin and Jesse embraced in a sobbing hug. By now a whole crowd of around 7,000 people
gathered in the front of the school and inside the front doors,
watching and also getting teary eyed.
Hwoarang, (also a hottie,) ran up to the two blubbering men and wrapped his
arms around them too, also crying.
Jin and Jesse stop crying and push away each other and Hwoarang.
"What are you doing?!" Jesse spat at Hwoarang disgustedly.
"Well *sniff* you g-guys were crying and..."
"Well that's hardly an excuse to hug us!" Jesse bellowed.
"Yeah Hwoarang! We're not gay." Jin said like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
Hwoarang scowled. "Well I thought JIN was, at least!"
"No way! And I'll even prove it!" Jin said indignantly.
He walked over to a door labeled: Girls' showers
Everyone in the crowd gasped as they got the idea, except for Rob Schneider, who yelled:
"Yah! Gay boy! You can do it!"
Jin yelled: "Yeah!" and then when he replayed what Rob said in his head, walked over to him and
Performed a lightning uppercut on his ass.
Jin walked back to the ominous door and put his hand in his pocket.
The crowed gasped again.
Jin pulled out a gold ring from the pocket.
the crowed sighed.
"What did you THINK it was gonna be?" Jin asked.
The crowed shrugged.
Jin shook his head and went to slip on the ring.
Someone grabbed Jin's hand with the ring in it and Jin looked up.
"That's MY ring." Elijah Wood said angrily.
"Dammit!" Jin yelled and handed over the ring.
"Why are you taking things out of movies?" Hwoarang asked.
Jin put his hands on his hips and swung his head.
"Cuz!" He said.
"Well don't take my damn ring again or I'll sick Gandalf on yo ass!" Elijah threatened.
"Sorry sir!" Jin said, and cowered in fear.
Elijah rolled his eyes at Jesse.
"Can you believe this guy?"
Jesse shrugged. Then the two of them walk out the front doors of the school.
"How did you get all that stuff anyway?" Hwoarang asked.
"I'm the almighty JIN KAZAMA! I can do and get whatever I want!" Jin bellowed.
"Okay." Hwoarang said with satisfaction. then he turned down the now empty corridor and went into a
classroom.
"Man..." Jin said. "I don't WANNA be here! I wanna go home! But I don't wanna
WALK all the way home AGAIN."
How will Jin get home?
Will he make it home?
Will he change his mind?
Where did the crowd leave that fast?
What's with all the cameos?
What will be Jin's next prop?
What or where is Maraqua?
All these questions will (probably) be answered (if I feel like it) in the next chapter!!!!
Now Jin wants to say some things to all the people:
"Even though I didn't get to prove it, I'm really NOT gay. REALLY!
I will prove it someday! Someday!"
Me: okay Jin, we believe you.
Jin: I'm not!
Me: OKAY! We DO believe you! Besides, I KNOW your not...
Jin: O I bet you do...
Me: (giggling) JIN! Wait till after I'm finished!
Jin: No... now...
Me: Okay folks! (Jin!) That's (Stop!) all! Tune in next time! (JIN!)
A/N: Why do you need an author's note? Didn't you get your fill by the above profanity!
Okay! If you insist: I want to thank my brain for working enough for me to produce this. And I love you all. And REVIEW! Because this time I want SIX reviews before I'll post the next chapter.
(Which is not yet written in any way, shape, or form. GADS! )
End O' chapter dos!
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A/N: This is the second chapter and so you must have read the first chapter
in order to have gotten to this.
otherwise you just are weird and like to read things backwards.
Disclaimer: I forgot about that in the last chapter but here it is now so, no harm done:
I DISCLAIM!!!
Where we last left off...
"O crap!" Jin said, looking at his watch. It read 7:55 AM.
"School starts at 8:00! I'll never make that 200000 miles!"
"But wait." Jin said, stroking his chin. "I guess it couldn't hurt this one last time..."
Jin pushed in a little yellow button on the left side of his watch. A wave of blue electricity
looking stuff swept over all the land. And Jin began to walk to school. If it was still in real time,
Jin would have been walking for 2 weeks straight to get to school. But it wasn't in real time...
(Bum bum BUM...)
Jin walked into the school and looked at the red digital clock on the wall by the door. It read
7:58 AM.
(BUM BUM BUM!!!...)
Jin made his way to his locker and felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Hey." The perp said. Jin turned around. "What?" Jin said, utterly appalled at this maniac shoulder grabber.
"Hey!" Jesse Bradford said. "Calm down! I just would appreciate it if I could have my watch back."
"What watch?" Jin said, quickly hiding his left wrist behind his back.
"That one." Jesse said, pointing to jin's RIGHT wrist. "Dammmotherfugger..." Jin muttered, undoing the wristband
and handing the watch to Jesse.
"whadayoosaytome?" Jesse said.
"Nothing, sir!" Jin said, saluting Jesse.
"You bein smart, boy?"
"Sir, no, Sir!" Jin said.
"Right, that's it." Jesse pimp slapped Jin's *rugged, handsome, perfect* face.
Jin held his cheek and wailed: "Oh man! That h-h-hurts!"
"Hey! What did I say?! Don't be smart!"
"You just ASKED me if I was being smart! You didn't advise against it!"
Jesse, realizing the mistake, puts his arm around Jin. "Sorry man. will you forgive me?"
"Well..."
"I'll make it up to you..." Jesse said, putting his hand on Jin's chest.
"Hey man!" Jin said, slapping the hand away. "My swing don't...swing...that way! And even if
you were a girl I would still say no because I already have a girl." Jin looks at me and winks.
I blow him a kiss and wink back at him as well.
"Well fine!" Jesse says, and starts tearing up.
"Hey, man, don't do that. cuz then your gonna get me goin and... WHAAAA!"
Jin and Jesse embraced in a sobbing hug. By now a whole crowd of around 7,000 people
gathered in the front of the school and inside the front doors,
watching and also getting teary eyed.
Hwoarang, (also a hottie,) ran up to the two blubbering men and wrapped his
arms around them too, also crying.
Jin and Jesse stop crying and push away each other and Hwoarang.
"What are you doing?!" Jesse spat at Hwoarang disgustedly.
"Well *sniff* you g-guys were crying and..."
"Well that's hardly an excuse to hug us!" Jesse bellowed.
"Yeah Hwoarang! We're not gay." Jin said like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
Hwoarang scowled. "Well I thought JIN was, at least!"
"No way! And I'll even prove it!" Jin said indignantly.
He walked over to a door labeled: Girls' showers
Everyone in the crowd gasped as they got the idea, except for Rob Schneider, who yelled:
"Yah! Gay boy! You can do it!"
Jin yelled: "Yeah!" and then when he replayed what Rob said in his head, walked over to him and
Performed a lightning uppercut on his ass.
Jin walked back to the ominous door and put his hand in his pocket.
The crowed gasped again.
Jin pulled out a gold ring from the pocket.
the crowed sighed.
"What did you THINK it was gonna be?" Jin asked.
The crowed shrugged.
Jin shook his head and went to slip on the ring.
Someone grabbed Jin's hand with the ring in it and Jin looked up.
"That's MY ring." Elijah Wood said angrily.
"Dammit!" Jin yelled and handed over the ring.
"Why are you taking things out of movies?" Hwoarang asked.
Jin put his hands on his hips and swung his head.
"Cuz!" He said.
"Well don't take my damn ring again or I'll sick Gandalf on yo ass!" Elijah threatened.
"Sorry sir!" Jin said, and cowered in fear.
Elijah rolled his eyes at Jesse.
"Can you believe this guy?"
Jesse shrugged. Then the two of them walk out the front doors of the school.
"How did you get all that stuff anyway?" Hwoarang asked.
"I'm the almighty JIN KAZAMA! I can do and get whatever I want!" Jin bellowed.
"Okay." Hwoarang said with satisfaction. then he turned down the now empty corridor and went into a
classroom.
"Man..." Jin said. "I don't WANNA be here! I wanna go home! But I don't wanna
WALK all the way home AGAIN."
How will Jin get home?
Will he make it home?
Will he change his mind?
Where did the crowd leave that fast?
What's with all the cameos?
What will be Jin's next prop?
What or where is Maraqua?
All these questions will (probably) be answered (if I feel like it) in the next chapter!!!!
Now Jin wants to say some things to all the people:
"Even though I didn't get to prove it, I'm really NOT gay. REALLY!
I will prove it someday! Someday!"
Me: okay Jin, we believe you.
Jin: I'm not!
Me: OKAY! We DO believe you! Besides, I KNOW your not...
Jin: O I bet you do...
Me: (giggling) JIN! Wait till after I'm finished!
Jin: No... now...
Me: Okay folks! (Jin!) That's (Stop!) all! Tune in next time! (JIN!)
A/N: Why do you need an author's note? Didn't you get your fill by the above profanity!
Okay! If you insist: I want to thank my brain for working enough for me to produce this. And I love you all. And REVIEW! Because this time I want SIX reviews before I'll post the next chapter.
(Which is not yet written in any way, shape, or form. GADS! )
End O' chapter dos!
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