Jin and the Props of Maraqua: Chapter quatro! (That's "four" for all you non-hispanic fokes out there... Like myself...)

Disclaimer: I DISCLAIM! stop buggin my about that!!! One day I'm just gonna say I own Tekken and see if anyone cares! But... not today... hee hee

(A/N: I know that the last chapters of the story have been in novel format but I just think that for humor, script format would be easier to deal with. I've been having this stupid problem with tense and everything so I shall just make it like this from now on I guess.
Also, from now on when I say I'm giving up on a story, I'm probably not. I just kinda get stuck sometimes, but now I have all if not most of the plot for this fic planned out but I think improvising should be part of humor too so... *lolls head* that's what ima do. ^_^
Enjoy my dumb story! { no, really. It is dumb. It is hella dumb. *nods*})

Julia: Should we call the police? *looks at Hooded Figure cautiously* or maybe an ambulance? He looks messed up...

Voice: No...

Hwoarang: what the hell was that?!

Ling: Uh... someone said 'No'.

Hwoarang: *grabs his chest* Oh, my ticker.

Ling: *rolls eyes*

Voice: Hello!

Julia: Who's talking?

Voice: Me...

Julia: who's 'me'?

Voice: On the ground...

All but Voice: What?

Voice: The guy on the ground...!

Hwoarang: Whozawhatsit?!

Voice: *Stands up to reveal himself as the hooded figure (HF)* ME!

All but HF: Oh....

HF: So....

Hwoarang: *Suspiciously* So what?

HF: So, you want to go to Maraqua...?

All but HF: You KNOW where Maraqua is?!

HF: Yes...And I can take you there.

All but HF: You CAN?!

HF: *sigh* Godammit! Is there a friggen echo in here or somethin'?

All but HF: Sorry... *looks at ground*

HF: YES! I CAN take you to Maraqua.

Hwoarang: *In faux British accent* Well, what the bloody hell are we STANDIN' AROUND
for?!

*Everyone looks at Hwoarang*

Ling: Why do we even hang out with you? *rolls eyes*

Hwoarang: Coz I'm a fuckin' FOX, mate!
Ling and Julia: Oh yeah.... *looks Hwoarang up and down while he obligingly posses for them*

Hwoarang: Yeah baby! *dancing and singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my UN-DER-WEAR!

Ling and Julia: *drool*

Hwoarang: I'm too sexy for Tekken. I should have my OWN game! It should be called The HWO-RANG GAME!

Ling and Julia: :/

Hwoarang: I'm too sexy for my bitches, too sexy for my hoes, too sexy to wear PAN-TY-HOSE!

Ling and Julia: -_- *sigh*

HF: ANYWHOOZE!--I will take you to Maraqua if...

Julia: Not you too!

HF: No! No! heh heh no... I am in need of good company. A... FELLOWSHIP, if you will....

Ling: Proceed...

HF: For, you see... *Sits down and throws back his cloak to reveal that he has no legs, but has wooden stakes rammed up into the blood-caked stumps* (A/N: Eww... sorry.)

Julia and Ling: Aw! *shield their faces*

Hwoarang: *stands there for a moment and then looks at HF's "legs"*
Oh my go- *puts the back of his hand on his forehead and faints*

HF: And... *HF yanks out the stakes* Those things hella hurt.

Ling: *faints*

Julia: We can help you to Maraqua. You can be our guide, but... Why do you want to go there?

HF: *sighs wistfully* It is my home. *glares and starts yelling* But someone has been misusing it!!! *Shakes fist*

Julia: How?

HF: Gather up your friends. We shall go to Wal-Mart and get some provisions. We will chat about it there...

~~~ Time change to the Mishima mansion... where all your dreams come true! Err--I mean, get crushed!~~~

Jun: Hi Jin! Welcome home! ^_^

Jin: *hugs Jun* Hey mom!

Combot: How-was-your day,-Jin-Kaz-ama?

Jin: *jumps back a few steps* What the hell is that?!

Uncle Lee: *swaggers* That's my new invention. Aren't I some kind of silver-haired genius? *laughs*

Jin: O_O

Jun: Jin, don't say that word.

Jin: What word?

Jun: You know what word.

Jin: What?!

Jun: You know!

Jin: Eh?!

Jun: Jin-

Jin: What the hell?

Jun: JIN! DON'T SAY HELL GODAMMIT!

Jin: *cowers* Ok, mommy.

Kazuya: *In his favorite maroon chair, reading a newspaper* Heh heh... That's my woman... heh yes indeed...

Jun: *Walks over to Kazuya's chair and pulls out a magazine titled "Beer Chugs and Big Jugs" from in front of the newspaper*

Kazuya: Heh heh... How'd that get in there... *weak smile*

Everyone: -_-

Jun: Uh-huh *throws magazine away*

Garbage can: Thank you!

Jin: Mom, when's dinner?

Jun: Oh shit! I forgot to start dinner!

Jin: *gasp* Mom!

Jun: What?

Uncle Lee: We can always order out! ^_^

Everyone: Yay! Good idea, Uncle Lee! ^_^

Heihachi: No! I'm makin' dinner! BAD idea, Uncle Lee!

Uncle Lee: Wait wait wait. Why does everyone call me 'Uncle Lee'? I'm only JIN'S uncle and I'm not even REALLY his!

Everyone: *points at me*

Me: Uh... You're Uncle Lee! ^_^

Uncle Lee: Please... I'd rather be called Silver-Whip or something...

Everyone: Ok, Silver-whip!

Heihachi: The day we call my son 'Silver-Whip' is the day I turn 70!

Kazuya: You're 75, dumbass

Heihachi: I know! You're five years late! *laughs then goes back into the kitchen* And I'm not a dumbass!

Jun: O_O Ok. That was too much cussing for me, I'm outta here.

Jin: No mom! *sighs* My day couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse!

Jun: Oh yes it could, honey! Look who's staying for dinner! ^_^

Ling Xiaoyu( Don't ask me why she's here. I just don't know): Hey Jinny-Poo!

Jin: *Falls on knee dramatically* Noooooooooooooooooo!

~~~Back with the less important people~~~

* The crew is at the Wal-Mart and they are getting their things checked out by the cashier, who's name is Chester*

HF: So... You want to know all about my home, Maraqua...

Ling Hwoarang and Julia: Yes.

Chester: Maraqua eh? I have been there many times, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...

Hwoarang: You've been to Maraqua there uh, *flicks Chester's name tag* Chester?

Chester: *glares at Hwoarang* I wanna be in another place, I hate when you say you don't understand.

Hwoarang: *backs up and puts his hands up in surrender* Hey, I understand, no need to get mad. What did you do in Maraqua?

Chester: I watch how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night, shining with the light from the sun but the sun doesn't give light to the moon assuming the moon's gonna owe it one.

Hwoarang: *looks warily at Chester* ...Oh...

Chester: By the way, your total is $49.95.

HF: *whips out checkbook* Ok. Uhm.. What's the date?

Chester: This is my December.

HF: ?!?

Ling: *looks warily at Chester* Uhm-It's march 15, sir.

HF:...Ok... *looks warily at Chester*

Julia: *looks warily at Chester* Are we finished yet?

HF: Y-yeah.. Let's go. *grabs bags*

Chester: *Staring at Hwoarang* What are you looking at, Orange Boy?

Orange Boy: I know you! *points stupidly at Chester*

Chester: No, no you don't Orange Boy. You don't know me. Forfeit the game before somebody else takes you out of the frame and puts your name to shame. Cover up your face, you can't run the race, the pace is too fast. You just won't last.

Orange Boy: O_O You're that goof from Linkin Park! That nerdy-ass-white boy!

Chester: I used to be in that band that this fool refers to as "Linkin Park". But I quit hanging out with those insolent fiends I used to call "band mates" and "friends".

Hwoarang: Why? You're music was half decent.

Chester: I wanna end up somewhere I belong.

Everyone: O_O

ACWood: Alright Chester. That's enough

Chester: No! *backs up into the cash register* What are you doing here!?

ACWood: *walking slowly toward Chester* We're going to bring you back now Chester. Back with the guys, ok?

Chester: Guys? What guys?

ACWood: Only the most fantabulous, wonderful, dazzling, incredible, hypnotically splendiferous band in the world: *Deep breath* Linkin Park.

Chester: No! Not those idiots! Leave me alone!

Joe: Chester, c'mon, man. come here.

Chester: Never!

Mike: Yeah. Come with us. You know what'll happen if you don't.

Chester: *shakes head quickly* No!

Phoenix: *leans over to Brad and whispers* Man, I knew we shouldn't have fed him those damn mushrooms! It's all our fault.

Brad: *removes headphones* Whaaat?

Phoenix: -_-

Mike: *whips out taser* Chester, I have it. *turns taser on*

Taser: Buzzzzzzig!

ACWood: Chester, don't make him do it!

Chester: *indignant* He can try his best! I will never go back!

Mike: ok! * shoves taser onto Chester's upper arm*

Taser: Blizzzzz!!! Crackle!

Chester: Aaaaaah! *falls on the ground*

Joe: *wheels in a dolly* Load him up guys!

*Phoenix and Brad load up Chester on the dolly while Mike stands by with the taser, just in case...*

Chester: Mommy? Where are you, Mommy? I can't see? *tongue hangs out*

ACWood: *sigh* Chester, I'm sorry it had to come to this...

Joe: It'll be ok. NO ONE will give him anything anymore, will they?

Phoenix and Brad: *whistles*

ACWood: Well, bye guys!

Linkin Park, minus the out-cold Chester: Bye!

ACWood: Hey, wait a minute... *thinks* Rob didn't say anything!

Rob: *shrugs*

ACWood: You'll get a larger cameo next time, buddy.

Rob: *shrugs then follows the rest out the front doors*

Wal-Mart Security System: Beep Beep! You have activated the Wal-Mart Security System, please step back into the store.

Linkin Park: Run! *runs out the door*

Chester: Nyah! Nyah! NYAH!

Everyone: O_O

ACWood: Well, that was... interesting... *cough* Hwoarang! I need to speak with you!

Hwoarang: Whatssup, Boss?

ACWood: *smacks Hwoarang upside the head*

Hwoarang: OW! What the fuck?!

ACWood: No f-words! *smacks him again*

Hwoarang: Why are you hitting me?!

ACWood: Well, I must punish you for all the Chester/Linkin Park bashing that you did.

Hwoarang: I did no such thing!

ACWood: *smacks Hwoarang* Yes you did. Do you still deny it?!

Hwoarang: Yeah!

ACWood's hand: *smacks Hwoarang*

Hwoarang: Ow!

ACWood: Ya know, we could go on ALL day. Shut up you Linkin Park bashing fool!

Hwoarang: You made me!

ACWood: ... *shifts eyes* So! *smacks Hwoarang*

Hwoarang: Damn you!

ACWood: Mwahahaahhahahahahaha!!!

Everyone: O_O

ACWood: Oh shut up! I'M not crazy! *runs off screaming "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*

Ling: Okay! Since ACWood has apparently gone crazy, due to lack of internet, I shall be the one ending this chapter.

Ling: *ends chapter*
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Jin: Okay, ACWood. It's time for us to make out. *grin*

ACWood:....

Jin: What?!

ACWood: Eh.... Jin, you're hot and everything but....

Jin: But what? Tell me the truth! I can take it!

ACWood: You're hot, but that's all. You're just a... Aw I forgot the word but I am only physically attracted to yaz.

Jin: And?

ACWood: -_- Nevermind, you simple fool...

Jin: Dammit! Why?! WHY!?!

ACWood: Hey, calm down! I don't hate you or anything. I just don't LOVE you.

Jin: Man...

ACWood: Don't worry, I won't take you or that idiot, Hwoarang off my notebook. I still think you guys are hot.

Jin: Ok.

Hwoarang: Hey! I think there was a shot at me somewhere in there and I don't appreciate it!

ACWood: Aww shut up.

Jin: Yeah! Shut the hell up!

Hwoarang: You shut up you... You little... *walks up to Jin*...Thing....

Jin: *walks up to Hwoarang so that they are almost in each others faces* Thing, eh?

Hwoarang: Yeah! *pokes finger in Jin's chest*

ACWood: STOP IT!

Hwoarang: Or what?

Jin: Yeah!

ACWood: You two stop that or I'll make you... Participate in another one of my "side-projects" (hee hee)

Hwoarang: * shifts eyes*

Jin: *looks at ground*

ACWood: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Readers: Whaaaaaaat?

ACWood: Mwahaha.... MWAhahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough* Oh lord, help me....
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(A/N: Oh man, that was hella stupid. I'm sorry you even read this. *sigh* This was just a boatload of stupidity if you ask me. Mostly on that ass Hwoarang's part. *glares*
but, not to worry! I will kill Hwoarang SOME day. Yesssssss... I will KILL him!!!
YESSSSSSS!! And I will not kill Jin so then they can NEVER be together! YESSSSS! Oh, no... I wouldn't wanna do that... *sighs at own stupidity*! oh and before you call the men in the nice white suits to come get me, could you review my pathetic excuse for a humor story?
Just to make me happy? Really? Oh yeah!)

people that I wanna give a damn shout-out to! You gotta prolem wit dat?!

Mrs. C. Bloom--Casey, I'm sorry you don't want to be my beta and you don't want me as your beta *tear* I really thought it could be *sniff* something special... but it's ok. I know you want me DEAD! I knew it! You wish I was just like you smell: DEAD!!! Bwahahaahahah!
I'm just kiddin' ya, pal. ^_^ Man, I gotta stop using lines from movies to apologize for my STUPIDITY! llolololololloll I love you Casey. *tear again* I'm so--so-- SO-- Ah, I dunno... I just... *shrugs* I think that you and AJ are the best writers in the world. Except all that Draco/Ginny CRAP! LOL J/K. Don't wanna get flamed AGAIN. Anyways... I appreciate your support of me and my ignorant stories. (Too all you other fools: READ HER STORIES!!!) ^_^

Virtual Faerie--Amberlena, I am a retard. Did I tell you that? Well, I just wanna say that I'm glad that you got me into fan-fiction and all that. *tear* I really like it and I like reading it and everything. But I don't like reviewing... So sometimes I do not. Hee...
I just don't know what I'd do without you and your crazy shenanigans. Bwaha. Ya know what? Mrs. Miller called Roman Orr a retard coz he did his homework in pen. LOL That was so funny. Well, anyways. You know I love you too and all that shiz... *shifts eyes*
I'm such a retard. Thanks for always reading my stories even when I know you don't like Tekken and when I don't wanna read HSNT.(Too all you other fools: READ HER STORIES!!!) ^_^

NextBigThing1-- Whether you care or not, I think that you are the best humor writer EVER and you always make me laugh so hard that I cry when I read your stories. LOL Just thinkin about it gets me acting more retarded than usual, which is not good coz I'm on retard over-load now ^_^ ha ha! I also like talkin to you and I'm glad I met cha. ^_^
Also, you know that Audioslave song? Not Cochise, but the other one that is a single? Well, it makes me think of you. Especially the guitar solo. I don't know why... *shrugs* Just thought I'd tell ya.
Why am I writing you this? You don't read my stories! LOL (Too all you other fools: READ HIS STORIES!!!) ^_^
Dionne-- You are just about my only fan. ^_^ I really appreciate you always reviewing this fic. Some people only review once and only on one chapter and we hates it!!! Yes we do! *shifts eyes* Well, anyways.... Thanks for always reading my story. and you can have Hwoarang AND Jin. *sigh* I think I'm kinda getting over Jin... and moving onto someone else... *whistles*(Too all you other fools: READ HER STORIES!!!) ^_^

Hwoarang: I like your stories too and you cuss a lot and I think that's hella funny.
I don't know WHY you gave ME a shout-out in your story. That made me feel special tho.
^_^ I have you on my favorites I think... If not then I'll get you on there straight away. Hee hee (Too all you other fools: READ HIS/HER {I don't know...} STORIES!!!) ^_^

... I'm sure there are more people I should thank but they prolly aren't THAT important seein' as I can't remember them...

~Ambero ( Man, I think all this extra shiz was more than the actual chappie... sheesh...)