So there she sat...reading her book...intently...her glasses were fogged because her mommy had just taken a shower but she didnt notice B)
She gasped!!!!It was the part that Sam got pulled in...she was reading Lord of the Ring...it was the 10th time and she still was terrified when Sam got caught after listening in.
Meet Audrey,a huge fan of LOTR and Legolas' #1 fan ;)
She brushed a long strand of hair from her lightly acne speckled face.Her blue eyes stared intently at the words through blue glasses.she was still in her uniform from school,it had been a busy day of 7th grade full of being teased by cheerleaders and ignored by Puk Stimburgson,the boy she had a crush on.She always lost herself in books and enjoyed them very much because they were so different from her life,so perfect and happy and interesting.
If only if only the woodpecker sighed...
She quoted one of her favorite poems that she just couldn't ever seem to remember the rest of,it must be the ADD she thinks to herself,she sighed,ritalin only worked for a while.In love with two men she could never have,one made up,pathetic.The other,moving to Holland in 2 days and doesn't even know her name.She sat,thinking about how pathetic her life was and then her mom,who had just gotten out of the shower,knocked on the door, "Audrey,honey?Are you reading again?You should be doing your homework!!!" her mother shouted this through the door to her,*heavens forbid!!!* Audrey thought to herself,but instead she replied to her mom "Yes mommy!!!Sorry...",she rolled her eyes and listened for her mothers distinct footsteps padding away on the carpet.she sighed,back into gloom and depression,at this moment she burst into tears of self pity,the minuteness of her life had just hit her with large momentum.At this moment she wished with all her heart that her present life was non-existant and she could live a life as a human in the world of middle-earth.She cried herself to sleep on her bed and slept fitfully,having nightmeres that Puk and Legolas were a gay couple and she walked in on them having sex =O-O=
She woke up very sore and stiff and itchy the next day,"Uff-da!!!"she quoted her scandanavien ancestors in the 2 syllable general complaint.She opened her eyes slowly,her vision was fuzzy,"what the hell?!"she cursed,she thought *Aggh!!!Have I gone blind now!?Not even my glasses make me see right!!!*.She took her glasses off and all was right,but this wasn't what made her scream and almost pass out,the fact that a hobbit that she knew by the name of Frodo Baggins was standing over her with a dreamy look on his face that shocked her."FRODO!?!?"she screamed,he jumped back,"Yeah,thats me...How did you know?"he asked her calmly,he blinked but kept looking her up and down.(Although in her beliefs her body was fat and her face plain all her freinds((she had very few))and her family always insisted that she was beutiful and could be a super-model,she just rolled her eyes and dissed them teasingly whenever they said so)Frodo turned to Sam who was standing behind him and said "She's alive,and she's human,and...she knows my name!!!".Sam looked very puzzled as he walked up to her and studied her intently."SAM!?"she screamed,this was very creepy,but it got even creepier when she realized what she was wearing...a...PRINCESS DRESS!!!!!!AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(LOL)It was very shiny and beutiful but you must remember that she had no idea where and when and who she was.Sam exclaimed "Hey!She knows my name too!".Only at this point did she pass out .^___^
She gasped!!!!It was the part that Sam got pulled in...she was reading Lord of the Ring...it was the 10th time and she still was terrified when Sam got caught after listening in.
Meet Audrey,a huge fan of LOTR and Legolas' #1 fan ;)
She brushed a long strand of hair from her lightly acne speckled face.Her blue eyes stared intently at the words through blue glasses.she was still in her uniform from school,it had been a busy day of 7th grade full of being teased by cheerleaders and ignored by Puk Stimburgson,the boy she had a crush on.She always lost herself in books and enjoyed them very much because they were so different from her life,so perfect and happy and interesting.
If only if only the woodpecker sighed...
She quoted one of her favorite poems that she just couldn't ever seem to remember the rest of,it must be the ADD she thinks to herself,she sighed,ritalin only worked for a while.In love with two men she could never have,one made up,pathetic.The other,moving to Holland in 2 days and doesn't even know her name.She sat,thinking about how pathetic her life was and then her mom,who had just gotten out of the shower,knocked on the door, "Audrey,honey?Are you reading again?You should be doing your homework!!!" her mother shouted this through the door to her,*heavens forbid!!!* Audrey thought to herself,but instead she replied to her mom "Yes mommy!!!Sorry...",she rolled her eyes and listened for her mothers distinct footsteps padding away on the carpet.she sighed,back into gloom and depression,at this moment she burst into tears of self pity,the minuteness of her life had just hit her with large momentum.At this moment she wished with all her heart that her present life was non-existant and she could live a life as a human in the world of middle-earth.She cried herself to sleep on her bed and slept fitfully,having nightmeres that Puk and Legolas were a gay couple and she walked in on them having sex =O-O=
She woke up very sore and stiff and itchy the next day,"Uff-da!!!"she quoted her scandanavien ancestors in the 2 syllable general complaint.She opened her eyes slowly,her vision was fuzzy,"what the hell?!"she cursed,she thought *Aggh!!!Have I gone blind now!?Not even my glasses make me see right!!!*.She took her glasses off and all was right,but this wasn't what made her scream and almost pass out,the fact that a hobbit that she knew by the name of Frodo Baggins was standing over her with a dreamy look on his face that shocked her."FRODO!?!?"she screamed,he jumped back,"Yeah,thats me...How did you know?"he asked her calmly,he blinked but kept looking her up and down.(Although in her beliefs her body was fat and her face plain all her freinds((she had very few))and her family always insisted that she was beutiful and could be a super-model,she just rolled her eyes and dissed them teasingly whenever they said so)Frodo turned to Sam who was standing behind him and said "She's alive,and she's human,and...she knows my name!!!".Sam looked very puzzled as he walked up to her and studied her intently."SAM!?"she screamed,this was very creepy,but it got even creepier when she realized what she was wearing...a...PRINCESS DRESS!!!!!!AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(LOL)It was very shiny and beutiful but you must remember that she had no idea where and when and who she was.Sam exclaimed "Hey!She knows my name too!".Only at this point did she pass out .^___^
