Welcome to the (for lack of a better name) Adventures of the Voyager Crew! Please leave your phasers at the door so you can't shoot me for writing stupidity, and keep your limbs attached to your body at all times. Last time I forgot to issue that warning...well, I don't like to think about it. Your disclaimer will be in the next chapter. Have fun, enjoy the ride, and-- DANGIT, give that phaser to me before you shoo--*dies*
*space-y sounding music*
*Captain Janeway's voice*
Space...the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Voyager
Its indefinitely and excruciatingly long mission
To explore the freakin' big Delta Quadrant
To shoot at anything hostile, to never run out of torpedos or shuttlecraft,
And to find a way to get the heck back home before this bucket o' bolts falls
apart.
*dramatic theme music*
