A/N: Thanks for the last two reviews, Jesper (No prob, alternately
making people laugh and scaring the pants off them is what I live for :P ) and Lannawannabe
(I take it Chapter Three made you laugh?). Now, remember, reviews are inspiring!
Reviews are good! Gooooooood...
Naomi's room, USS Voyager NCC-74656
Naomi Wildman was mad. Nobody knew why. They just knew Naomi was mad.
Naomi was mad, and wanted to take it out on someone. The problem: What could a
girl her age do to someone without retaliation?
The solution was simple.
Engineering
B'Elanna Torres growled. She then yelled, screamed, shouted, and stomped out
of Engineering. This was Naomi's cue.
Betsy, Captain Janeway's special phaser rifle, blazed to life and swiftly
annihilated any sentient life in the form of a nameless crewperson or ensign
that existed in Engineering. The various people who had names noticed Naomi come
out of hiding and tried to stop her, but Naomi merely shot the warp core,
causing numerous problems and effectively rendering her pursuers incapable of a
chase. Giggling, she made her way out of the room and down the hall...
Mess Hall
Neelix looked up from the leola root stew and saw Naomi enter the Mess Hall,
much to his delight. His smile did not disappear, even while telling Naomi off
for stealing Betsy and watching her take the lives of nameless crewperson after
nameless crewperson, including an ensign (let's call him Bob) who was staring
out the window instead of eating. Neelix only shut up when Naomi hurled a bowl
of leola root stew at his face and left the Mess Hall.
Ensign Bob's Quarters
The fifteen or so rainbow-tinted Borg-assimilated bunnies in Ensign Bob's
quarters were agitated, obviously having sensed the death of their only human
friend. One of the bunnies, apparently the leader, sprouted an assimilation tube
from each ear and sunk them into the door. The door opened, and the bunnies were
free...
Ready Room
Naomi Wildman prepared to enter the bridge and take out the rest of her fury
on the nameless ensigns that currently resided there...
Numberless Turbolift
The bunnies conferred with each other on how exactly to stop the madwoman
who had killed Bob. The timing would have to be just right...
Bridge
Naomi Wildman marched out of the Ready Room, Betsy at the ready. However, it
took her a while to get the senior officers' attention, since she was so short.
When she did manage to get everyone's attention, there was a collective gasp.
"BETSY!!!" Janeway shrieked. (Of course, how she could have possibly
recognized Betsy defies explanation, logical or no, since Betsy looked more like
all the other phaser rifles than the other phaser rifles looked like each
other.)
Naomi let out an evil laugh and spoke a few impressively evil-sounding words
that the greatest dark lord in history would have some trouble mastering. She
then aimed Betsy at an apparently oblivious nameless ensign...
...just as the Borg bunnies came bouncing out of the turbolift, determined to
avenge Bob. Naomi looked over at the bunnies, screamed, and fired at the
nameless ensign. The shot went wide, and ended up killing Harry Kim. One last
scream was all Naomi had before she turned into a large purple cabbage.
Janeway retrieved Betsy before the bunnies started to eat the cabbage. Chakotay
stared at the cabbage and the bunnies. Tuvok escorted Harry (who was still dead)
to Sick Bay. The only sound that could be heard was the bunnies' chomping on the
cabbage that was once Naomi Wildman.
Earth, 21st Century
TPTB looked at each other in shock before pressing the big red button marked
"Reset" in unison.
Naomi's Room, USS Voyager NCC-74656
Naomi Wildman was mad. Nobody knew why. They just knew Naomi was mad.
Naomi was mad, and wanted to take it out on someone. The problem: What could a
girl her age do to someone without retaliation?
The solution was simple...
