A/N: Thanks for the last two reviews, Jesper (No prob, alternately making people laugh and scaring the pants off them is what I live for :P ) and Lannawannabe (I take it Chapter Three made you laugh?). Now, remember, reviews are inspiring! Reviews are good! Gooooooood...


Naomi's room, USS Voyager NCC-74656


Naomi Wildman was mad. Nobody knew why. They just knew Naomi was mad.

Naomi was mad, and wanted to take it out on someone. The problem: What could a girl her age do to someone without retaliation?

The solution was simple.


Engineering

B'Elanna Torres growled. She then yelled, screamed, shouted, and stomped out of Engineering. This was Naomi's cue.

Betsy, Captain Janeway's special phaser rifle, blazed to life and swiftly annihilated any sentient life in the form of a nameless crewperson or ensign that existed in Engineering. The various people who had names noticed Naomi come out of hiding and tried to stop her, but Naomi merely shot the warp core, causing numerous problems and effectively rendering her pursuers incapable of a chase. Giggling, she made her way out of the room and down the hall...


Mess Hall

Neelix looked up from the leola root stew and saw Naomi enter the Mess Hall, much to his delight. His smile did not disappear, even while telling Naomi off for stealing Betsy and watching her take the lives of nameless crewperson after nameless crewperson, including an ensign (let's call him Bob) who was staring out the window instead of eating. Neelix only shut up when Naomi hurled a bowl of leola root stew at his face and left the Mess Hall.


Ensign Bob's Quarters

The fifteen or so rainbow-tinted Borg-assimilated bunnies in Ensign Bob's quarters were agitated, obviously having sensed the death of their only human friend. One of the bunnies, apparently the leader, sprouted an assimilation tube from each ear and sunk them into the door. The door opened, and the bunnies were free...


Ready Room

Naomi Wildman prepared to enter the bridge and take out the rest of her fury on the nameless ensigns that currently resided there...


Numberless Turbolift

The bunnies conferred with each other on how exactly to stop the madwoman who had killed Bob. The timing would have to be just right...


Bridge

Naomi Wildman marched out of the Ready Room, Betsy at the ready. However, it took her a while to get the senior officers' attention, since she was so short. When she did manage to get everyone's attention, there was a collective gasp.

"BETSY!!!" Janeway shrieked. (Of course, how she could have possibly recognized Betsy defies explanation, logical or no, since Betsy looked more like all the other phaser rifles than the other phaser rifles looked like each other.)

Naomi let out an evil laugh and spoke a few impressively evil-sounding words that the greatest dark lord in history would have some trouble mastering. She then aimed Betsy at an apparently oblivious nameless ensign...

...just as the Borg bunnies came bouncing out of the turbolift, determined to avenge Bob. Naomi looked over at the bunnies, screamed, and fired at the nameless ensign. The shot went wide, and ended up killing Harry Kim. One last scream was all Naomi had before she turned into a large purple cabbage.

Janeway retrieved Betsy before the bunnies started to eat the cabbage. Chakotay stared at the cabbage and the bunnies. Tuvok escorted Harry (who was still dead) to Sick Bay. The only sound that could be heard was the bunnies' chomping on the cabbage that was once Naomi Wildman.


Earth, 21st Century

TPTB looked at each other in shock before pressing the big red button marked "Reset" in unison.


Naomi's Room, USS Voyager NCC-74656

Naomi Wildman was mad. Nobody knew why. They just knew Naomi was mad.

Naomi was mad, and wanted to take it out on someone. The problem: What could a girl her age do to someone without retaliation?

The solution was simple...