Title: Static Cling
Started: 11/29/02
Disclaimer: I own nothing in the story
Chapter 2: Seifer starts his revenge
AN: I was slightly bored so I figured I'd see about other chapters where Seifer gets his revenge. Seifer's a little... sore about what happened in the last story. I'll try not to bash any character... too hard. :)
Words in ( ) are thoughts.
The Final Fantasy 8 crew had managed to clean up the Dollet beach from the mess that X-ATM092 had made. So much for the "Black Widow" when all it took to smash it was for it to fall of a cliff. It still had been quite a bit of work so the team decided to get a little R&R. Seifer didn't need it though since he refused to go on the clean-up mission
because of the last "little" incident. Seifer figured that it was the perfect time to start planning his revenge, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *cough*
Seifer: (Now everyone will be resting and I can begin to exact my revenge) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Unfortunately Irvine was in the room since he was currently sharing a dorm room with Seifer*
Irvine: Have you been taking Selphie's Pixie Stix Seifer?
Seifer: Of course not. You know I prefer Sour Gummi Worms, er, um, I ment to say, why the hell are you asking me that you loser?
Irvine: Riiiiiigggghhhhtttt. *Leaves the room and goes off to find Selphie. What for you ask? Why, for some Pixie Stix of course*
Seifer: Alright! Now that the wannabe cowboy has mosied on to somewhere else I can go find my first victim.
*Seifer goes out of his dorm and starts stalking the hallways*
Seifer: *Stops and starts to tap his chin* Hmmmmmmmm. I think my first victim will beeeeeeeeeeee *dramatic pause and music* "Quistis Trepe" *Dum Dum Dummmmm*
*Seifer heads to Quistis' dorm room. No one is home and the door is locked. Luckily Seifer had his trusty "Gold Hairpin" with him and managed to open the door*
Seifer: *Snickers to himself* Ha. Locke would be so proud of me. Now, let us see what our dear Instructor has. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *Quickly looks around to make sure no one heard his maniacal laughter*
*Seifer starts to wander around the room looking for anything interesting. Suddenly he spots a rather familiar pair of undies*
Seifer: Woohoo. It's her "Special Underwear", what luck. Junctioning all that "Pain" Magic really helped. Maybe I can find more to add to this.
*Seifer spends about another 15 minutes searching the room. His "Luck" really must have been high because along with Quistis' "Special Underwear" he managed to find:
A Blue G-String with Silver thread, a hot Pink Thong with a little bow on the front, a Purple pair of granny-panties, a Red, lacy, bikini-cut underwear, fuzzy Leopard print underwear, Orange and Gold striped underwear, a *gasp* normal pair of Grey underwear, and last, but not least, a slightly see-thru pair of White underwear with little Pink hearts*
Seifer: *Pretends to be talking into a walkie talkie* I got the goods, over and out. *Now pretends to slink out of the dorm room even though there is absolutely No One in the hall. They're probably all in the Cafeteria trying to get Hotdogs*
Seifer: *Stops and starts to tap his chin again* Now that I have the "Quisty Undies" where shall I put them? Hmmmmm. I know *Snaps his finger and a bright light appears above his head* Damn kids. They should know by now not to cast there "Thundaga" Magic in the halls. Oh well. Now off toooooo *dramatic pause and music* "The Secret Area" *Dum Dum Dummmmm*
*In the Secret Place in the back of the Training Center*
Seifer: It's done! It's done! *Actually jumps up and taps his feet together* Now Quistis shall feel my wrath. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Seifer heads back to his room for a little R&R, satisfied for another job well done. A scream awakens him a few hours later as well as a tremendous shriek of rage. I'll give you three gueses as to who it is. :)*
Quistis: *Turning red from lack of oxygen* DAMMIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
*Quistis is surrounded by the Trepies who are all gawking at underwear that happens to be "casually" draped around the Secret Area. Even the female Trepies are staring at the underwear, which is rather disturbing*
Quistis: *Is now a rather bright shade of purple* WHO DID THIS? WHO? I WANT NAMES NOW. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TREPIES DOING? GET AWAY FROM MY UNDERWEAR THIS INSTANT. WHAT? LOOK, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FLYING BAHAMUT IF YOU HAVE UNDERWEAR LIKE ME. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A MALE. SHIT. EVEN ALMASY IS MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU ARE!!!!!
*Quistis is still shouting out strange profanities while, unknown to her, a smirking Seifer is lurking in the bushes*
END
Stupid? Yes! Short? Yes! Review? Yes!
AN: I wasn't planning on continuing this. Seifer's "Static Cling" problem was supposed to be one of those one-shot fics but someone said something about a sequel (I believe the honor goes to Satanic-Purple-Onion) so I thought: "What the hell?" I just felt like typing and this fit right in. However, I'm not really doing this for my health so if you guys want me to continue please R&R. I don't need a ton of Reviews. Just a few since I'm sure I can think up some more ways to tort... er, have "Fun" with the Final Fantasy 8 gang. :)
Started: 11/29/02
Disclaimer: I own nothing in the story
Chapter 2: Seifer starts his revenge
AN: I was slightly bored so I figured I'd see about other chapters where Seifer gets his revenge. Seifer's a little... sore about what happened in the last story. I'll try not to bash any character... too hard. :)
Words in ( ) are thoughts.
The Final Fantasy 8 crew had managed to clean up the Dollet beach from the mess that X-ATM092 had made. So much for the "Black Widow" when all it took to smash it was for it to fall of a cliff. It still had been quite a bit of work so the team decided to get a little R&R. Seifer didn't need it though since he refused to go on the clean-up mission
because of the last "little" incident. Seifer figured that it was the perfect time to start planning his revenge, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *cough*
Seifer: (Now everyone will be resting and I can begin to exact my revenge) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Unfortunately Irvine was in the room since he was currently sharing a dorm room with Seifer*
Irvine: Have you been taking Selphie's Pixie Stix Seifer?
Seifer: Of course not. You know I prefer Sour Gummi Worms, er, um, I ment to say, why the hell are you asking me that you loser?
Irvine: Riiiiiigggghhhhtttt. *Leaves the room and goes off to find Selphie. What for you ask? Why, for some Pixie Stix of course*
Seifer: Alright! Now that the wannabe cowboy has mosied on to somewhere else I can go find my first victim.
*Seifer goes out of his dorm and starts stalking the hallways*
Seifer: *Stops and starts to tap his chin* Hmmmmmmmm. I think my first victim will beeeeeeeeeeee *dramatic pause and music* "Quistis Trepe" *Dum Dum Dummmmm*
*Seifer heads to Quistis' dorm room. No one is home and the door is locked. Luckily Seifer had his trusty "Gold Hairpin" with him and managed to open the door*
Seifer: *Snickers to himself* Ha. Locke would be so proud of me. Now, let us see what our dear Instructor has. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *Quickly looks around to make sure no one heard his maniacal laughter*
*Seifer starts to wander around the room looking for anything interesting. Suddenly he spots a rather familiar pair of undies*
Seifer: Woohoo. It's her "Special Underwear", what luck. Junctioning all that "Pain" Magic really helped. Maybe I can find more to add to this.
*Seifer spends about another 15 minutes searching the room. His "Luck" really must have been high because along with Quistis' "Special Underwear" he managed to find:
A Blue G-String with Silver thread, a hot Pink Thong with a little bow on the front, a Purple pair of granny-panties, a Red, lacy, bikini-cut underwear, fuzzy Leopard print underwear, Orange and Gold striped underwear, a *gasp* normal pair of Grey underwear, and last, but not least, a slightly see-thru pair of White underwear with little Pink hearts*
Seifer: *Pretends to be talking into a walkie talkie* I got the goods, over and out. *Now pretends to slink out of the dorm room even though there is absolutely No One in the hall. They're probably all in the Cafeteria trying to get Hotdogs*
Seifer: *Stops and starts to tap his chin again* Now that I have the "Quisty Undies" where shall I put them? Hmmmmm. I know *Snaps his finger and a bright light appears above his head* Damn kids. They should know by now not to cast there "Thundaga" Magic in the halls. Oh well. Now off toooooo *dramatic pause and music* "The Secret Area" *Dum Dum Dummmmm*
*In the Secret Place in the back of the Training Center*
Seifer: It's done! It's done! *Actually jumps up and taps his feet together* Now Quistis shall feel my wrath. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Seifer heads back to his room for a little R&R, satisfied for another job well done. A scream awakens him a few hours later as well as a tremendous shriek of rage. I'll give you three gueses as to who it is. :)*
Quistis: *Turning red from lack of oxygen* DAMMIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
*Quistis is surrounded by the Trepies who are all gawking at underwear that happens to be "casually" draped around the Secret Area. Even the female Trepies are staring at the underwear, which is rather disturbing*
Quistis: *Is now a rather bright shade of purple* WHO DID THIS? WHO? I WANT NAMES NOW. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TREPIES DOING? GET AWAY FROM MY UNDERWEAR THIS INSTANT. WHAT? LOOK, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FLYING BAHAMUT IF YOU HAVE UNDERWEAR LIKE ME. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A MALE. SHIT. EVEN ALMASY IS MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU ARE!!!!!
*Quistis is still shouting out strange profanities while, unknown to her, a smirking Seifer is lurking in the bushes*
END
Stupid? Yes! Short? Yes! Review? Yes!
AN: I wasn't planning on continuing this. Seifer's "Static Cling" problem was supposed to be one of those one-shot fics but someone said something about a sequel (I believe the honor goes to Satanic-Purple-Onion) so I thought: "What the hell?" I just felt like typing and this fit right in. However, I'm not really doing this for my health so if you guys want me to continue please R&R. I don't need a ton of Reviews. Just a few since I'm sure I can think up some more ways to tort... er, have "Fun" with the Final Fantasy 8 gang. :)
