Author: Well I finally got around doing this chapter.... (And uploading it...^o^)
Enjoy!!! PLEASE read it all the way through, it may be a bit boring (Well I liked it, but JEN don't) at first but it gets interesting in the middle...(G.M.S.:i hope....'-')

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CH.2 Endless meetings, Griffindors gather secretly so do the teachers

Oonce again the Minister of Magic decides to do something so incredibly dumb that words cannot possibly describe. Mostly because of the "disagreement" at the end of last year that he and Dumbledore argued about.(Voldmort rising, you know...)Also because he believes so strongly against Harry for being a Parselmouth, mostly this info he received was horribly twisted by Rita Skeeter, he himself is so blind and so thick headed(that one could hardly believe that any repeatable wizard or witch would even vote for him to be the Minister of Magic in the first place) that Rita Skeeter(G.M.S. WHAT A BI...Jen:Hey! No swearing! G.M.S.:What are you doing here? Jen: Im your sister...G.M.S.: {o.O} sigh no promises though ^o^...) needs not recieve all the credit... (MORON!!!, don't u agree?)
Meanwhile it is some where around 3am. that Dumbledore calls a Staff meeting, of course you could imagine how "thrilled" all the staff were of this...But he himself was not present yet...
"Dumbledore of all things to do...why was this meeting sooo important that we must miss our sleep to be in?"asked prof. Sprout warily.(Mostly to herself)
"Yeah, couldn't it wait until morning? When we're all at least properly dressed"said Prof. Snape shuddering at the sight of some of the female staff that had obviously forgotten to put on a bra. (Trelawney,Hooch, Sprout and Sinistra)
"Fer once i'd have'ta agree with yeh", whispered Hagrid taking 3seats beside prof. Snape.
"I don't mind..."said the new Ancient Runes teacher Prof. Cablk eyeing the astronomy teacher chest keenly.
"You make me sick, Black",hissed Prof.Snape.
Sirius Black now has been arranged to teach Ancient Runes at Hogwarts, instead of staying with Remus Lupin, so that he could keep an eye out for Harry. Harry knows nothing, but Hermione is suspicious of him already, but in the bad way. Snape unwillingly had to make a potion for him to disguise him. Now he has a extremely large birthmark on the corner of his forehead(Luckily it's temporary, but Severus of course would never make him handsome, if it were the only way to save his life) Blond hair and now 2 inches shorter. Unfortunately, Black knows absolutely nothing about Ancient Runes but it was the only position available, since the previous suffered from a heartattack.(Pansy caused it by belly dancing in front of the poor man)
"Can Dumbly-dorr please hurry up so we can gooo back to sleepy-bye", mumbled Prof.Mcgonagall hugging a pillow tightly,"ME SLEEPY!!! ME WANT TO GO SLEEPY!!!"
"I agree with her, but she doesn't sound like right for some reason..."
"I agreee..."
"Where's Dumbledore?"
"If the old man is coming any later I will become an old man."
"But you are a old man..."
"Not as old as him...."
"Did McGonagall just call Prof. Dumbledore, Dumbly-dorr?" asked Sirius looking at the annoyed Mcgonagall hugging her pillow and blanket.
Finally Dumbledore appeared in front of the staff with a grim expression. He truly did look as if he aged a thousand years. In his hands were several letters. The staff were quickly silenced at his presence.
"I am terribly sorry that I had to call that meeting so late in the night , but it was argent", began Dumbledore looking around the staff room , spoting Minerva Mcgonagall with her thumb in her mouth sleepy soundly. Clearly surprising Dumbledore , as he went to sit down beside her,"Minerva, wake up ."
"HI Uncle dumbly-dorr,mmm", replied Mcgonagall hugging Prof.Dumbldore's arm.
"Ah, Minerva is something wrong?" asked Dumbledore turning a deep shade of scarlet.
"Me Sleepy..."
"Dude, I think he's enjoying this", Sirius whispered to Hagrid while he nodded in agreement.
"I think Minerva is just lacking sleep so that is the reason for her strange behavior, so there is no reason to worry Dumbledore,"said Madame Pomfrey."It's happened before..."
"So are we", grumbled Severus, glaring at everyone ,"So why aren't we acting like that?"
"I predicted that she would have a mental breakdown that would cause her to act childishly and embarrass herself...but she never believed me, "said Prof. Trelawney in the same (FAKE!) misty voice, and interrupting Madame Pomfrey at the same time before she could answer Severus.
"Shad-dap!"snapped Mcgonagall, tossing several pillows at Trelawney.
"HEY!!!", Trelawney shieked, immediately jumping up, getting ready to smack Minerva in the face, but somehow she punched the tip of Severus Snape's nose instead, causing him to tip over sideways on his chair with a crash.
"Oi! YOU stupid B@!$#!!!" He shouted jumping up, picking up his cauldron, swinging it at Trelawney , but instead of smacking her, the cauldron swung back and hit Prof. Cablk(Sirius) in the head , making him fall backwards .
"Augh, you big Dumb@$$", shouted Prof.Cablk(Sirius), suddenly changing into his dog form, while shocking much of the staff(Cause they don't know, he was a animagus nor that he was really Sirius Black, except Dumbledore, Snape,Hagrid and Madame Pomfrey because Severus Snape "accidently" give Sirius poison instead of the disguising potion. ) lunged at Severus but unfortunately one thing was in his way. That thing happened to be Hagrid's Leg.
"AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!", howled Hagrid prancing about, with Sirius's teeth sinked deeply into his leg, (Sirius's teeth were sunk so deeply into his leg that he himself was stuck on a very uncomfortable position),"Geeet Yer Teeth out'ta mi LEG!!!"
While prancing about, Hagrid crushed almost every staff members foot, causing more chaos. The only people who hadn't been injured in any way were the Headmaster and Deputy Headmisstress who (Dumbledore actually, Because Mcgonagall had Fallen asleep already) were watching mayhem worsen by the second, disgusted by the way the staff were acting.
"STOP!!!", Roared Prof.Dumbledore, making all the staff stop what they were doing and look at him, including Prof. Mcgonagall.
"O.k...Ummm...Why was I about to say again? Oh yeah! We're having some problems with the Ministry again..."began Dumbledore, then continued,"But before I continue, I'd like you all to take a sit...And Madme Pomfrey?Would you mind prying Prof. Cablk's teeth out of Hagrid's leg?Thank you...Oh yeah and Severus would you mind putting your chair down...not on Mr.Cablk's head please."
By the time Madame Pomfrey had pried Sirius's teeth out of Hagrid's leg most of the staff had fallen asleep. When Madame Pomfrey looked around to see(Hear) them, she became very offended, and give the rest of the staff members a very rude awakening. About 20 minute's later, after much grumbling the staff(Well most of them ) were finally settled down.
"As you all may know, Gemiel Malfoy was expelled from this school..."
"WELL, duh. It was only two days ago...", grumbled Rolanda Hooch earning angry glares from the staff.
"Shad-Dap, dumb skanky lady..." Scolded Minerva McGonagall in the most childish way possible. That earned a hard look from Dumbledore but he didn't look at her like that for long.
"That is so true. Don't you just agree with her ?" sneered Prof. Snape.
"Yeah very true..."
"Definately..."
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Hogwarts, the Griffindors were also having a meeting, but instead of it starting at 3am. it had started at from when they all got to the common room till 3am. and it was still going. Hermione had secertly discovered a potion that had the similar effects like coffee(made them stay awake as long as they wished) only that once you drank it you yourself could decide whether or not you wanted fall sleep . But it only lasted 48 hours, but when the effects of the potion were over you would still look as if you had slept for the last 48 hours. This meeting was held by the Weasleys,Harry and Hermione(Alot of persuading had to be done to get her to organize the meeting).The Griffindors had the never forgot about the inccident with Gemiel Malfoy, nor did they forgive her or her fellow Slytherins. But at least they were getting somewhere unlike their teachers who can't seem to let poor old Albus Dumbledore finish what he was about to say without causing some riot.
"O.k Everyone so let's go from the top shall we?",began Fred(or George)
"O.k. Hermione tell us what we've all decided, since you're the one who was supposed to write all down in the first place", George(or Fred) annonced and pointed at Hermione, while everyone stared at her as she rose from her seat beside Harry and Ron. Unlike the teachers whom all sit scattered in the staffroom. All the Griffindors organized the chairs in tight rows and a large desk (stolen from Prof.Binns when he wasn't looking) stood infront in the common room.
"Fine. Let's see...Well, first thing we've decided was that we should be allies with both the Ravenclaws and the Hufflepuffs, "Hermione began looking at the long list(About 3ft. long).
"Why do we need to have them as allies again?",called out someone from the back row.
"Because,"explained Harry,"If the Slytherins manage to get to them before us, we'll be in serious trouble. We need them to help us because the Slytherins can cause choas by themselfs
with no help from any other, so what would happen if they were to get even more help?"
"Look what they did to our friends! And it was just one stupid(Used a inappropiate word that made Hermione say,"RON!") did it!",bursted Ron holding his sister Ginny tightly.
"It's o.k. Ron",murmured Ginny softly, hugging her brothers.
"NO IT'S NOT!", Shouted Ron louder than he expected, and ran off, while The twins and Harry ran after him.
"Watch over Ginny, O.K?", Harry said quickly to Hermione, Hermione nodded as Harry ran after Ron.
Hermione sighed, while the Griffindors shook their heads and whispered quietly amongst eachother. It isn't that bad, Hermione thought, But then again Ginny will have to be sent to St.Mungo's for proper care.

Author: Wondering what's wrong with Ginny?What the ministry's idea(s) is... PLEASE REVIEW and find out!(5+ reviews before you'll be seeeing the next ^o^)
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