Title: Routine
Rating: NC-17/Het (Gasp!)
Characters: Steve Austin, Dwayne Johnson, and Jay
For: Jay
Author: Casey
~* A Little Out of The Ordinary~*
Jay passed the hotel lobby waiting on the guys. They were supposed to meet her 25 minutes ago. She had half a mind to go up to their hotel room and see what the hell was going on but Dwayne was a real piss pot about his privacy. That was something she had come to live with. Jay looked up the stairs and could not believe her eyes. There was Dwayne in his boxer shorts, no shirt, and looked like he hadn't been a sleep longer than 30 minutes. He was dragging his self down the stairs.
"DJ?" Jay asked with slight irritation to her voice.
"I'm ready but Austin isn't"
"Your in your boxers, Dwayne!"
Dwayne looked down and smiled. "So I am"
"Where is your partner in crime?"
"Passed out in the bath tub!"
"Why is heā¦never mind come on. Let's go back up to your room."
Dwayne looked over his shoulder and groaned. "I have to walk all the way back up there? Can't we just take the elevator?"
"Elevators are for pusses. Get your ass up and come on."
"13th flights and I'm still drunk!"
"You should have thought about that before you left your room, DJ. Now lets go!"
Dwayne slowly drug his self up the stairs trying to keep up with Jay. Every now and again Jay would have to stop and waiting for the drunk Dwayne to catch up with her. When they finally arrived back at the guy's hotel room Jay prepared her self for what she was about to find. She got Dwayne's key card from him and opened the door. The smell of beer and popcorn hit her in the face as she walked in. There must have been about 3 cases worth of empty beer cans spread across the room and a couple empty bottles of Southern Comfort sitting on the nightstand.
"Well, this wasn't what I expected to happen today."
"We got bored last night after you left." Dwayne said falling on the bed and crushing a few beer cans as he fell.
"Looks like you got drunk as hell. Where's Austin?"
Dwayne didn't answer and his deep snoring quickly filled the room. Jay shook her head and walked off towards the bathroom. Just as Dwayne had said there was Steve passed out cold in the bathtub. Jay couldn't help but smile because he looked so cute. His arms were folded up neatly on his chest and his long legs were bent over the side. It looked like he fell in there and just passed out. Jay turned the cold water on sending Austin screaming over the side of the bathtub.
"Sum bitch! That was cold. What the hell did you do that for?"
"What time is it, Steve?"
Steve rubbed his eyes and focused hard on his watch. Jay watched as his face turned into a half concerned half I want to pass back out look.
"Wow its 9'Oclock!"
"And what time do we meet in the mornings?"
"8 but I thought Dwayne was going and then come back and get me later."
"Your buddy showed up, still drunk and wearing nothing but his damn underwear!"
Austin's face lit up. "Did it get you hot because that is considered cheating too!"
"No, Steve it didn't make me hot! I don't find me in their underwear drooling on their selves that attractive!"
"Easy, cupcake. How does that saying go?" Steve's face looked like he was thinking real hard. "Boys will be boys! That's it!"
"It took you that long to come up with that?"
"We were just having some fun is all! Please don't be mad." Austin said giving Jay puppy dog eyes and sticking his bottom lip out.
Jay laughed and put her arm around the Texan's neck. "How could I stay mad at a face like that?"
"Let us sleep until about 11 and then we can go do something."
"We need to work out at least some today, Steve."
"We have all day. I have something in mind and I think you will like it."
"OK but not later than 11. You two better be up and please try and straighten this place up. Vince would have a fit if he saw this."
"Yes, mother!"
Jay laughed and walked out of the bathroom. She trudged through all the beer cans and took a look at Dwayne before leaving. Jay automatically through her hand over her eyes when she saw he had somehow made his way out of his boxers and was laying there with his ass exposed. She opened one finger over her eye slightly to look. She smiled and thought not to bad, DJ before walking out the door.
Jay arrived back at her hotel and tried to find something to do for the next couple hours. She had to smile at the fact that the guys had dealt her something to change her normal routine. Not anyone could say they found a passed out Stone Cold and a naked Rocky. She smiled thinking how she just knew Steve was going to turn her world up side down. She knew that if she left the cards to him to play he would defiantly hand her a full house!
