Title: Routine

Rating: PG-13 for now!

Characters: Steve Austin, Dwayne Johnson, and Jay

For: Jay

Author: Casey

~* Pain Down Below~*

Jay looked over to the clock to see it saying 10:45. She decided to go ahead and walk over to the guy's hotel room and make sure they were awake. She pressed her ear against the door and heard metal clanking and Dwayne's still snoring. She knocked lightly on the door. Steve stuck his head out and smiled. He placed a finger over his and said SHH. We opened the door to let her in. The hotel room was clean and even smelled better. Dwayne had a blanket pull up to his chin and was on his back sound asleep.

"He looks cute." Jay whispered to keep from waking him.

"Yeah he went a little past his limit last night. He drank a bottle of Comfort by his self and he usually doesn't drink."

"He get sick?"

"Surprisingly, no. He just passed out in the bathroom floor."

"May I ask how the 2 of you ended up in the bathroom? Dwayne in his boxers and you in the bath tub?"

"Your guess is as good as mine but I really hope Dwayne didn't think he was showering with me though." Austin said shuddering at the thought.

Jay laughed. "It's 11:15 shouldn't we wake him?" She asked walking over towards Dwayne.

Steve jumped in front of her. "NO! Please just let him sleep or he is hell to deal with."

"It can't be that bad!"

"Jay, the last time I woke him up he got us both suspended by putting a camera man through a glass window."

"What does him putting a camera man through a window have to do with you?"

"Vince seems to think everything he dose is my fault. Just gotten use to it."

Just then Dwayne starting stirring in the bed. He opened one eye and glanced up towards Steve and Jay.

"Hey DJ, get your ass up." Jay laughed.

"I have been up for a while just scared to open my eyes. What are we doing today?"

"I thought we would go down to the paintball range." Austin said excitedly.

DJ jumped out of the bed mooning the whole room. "WOO HOO I was hoping we would go soon." He ran into the bathroom.

"Oh my god, Dwayne! Did you have to moon all of us? You dumb sum bitch."

Dwayne stuck his head out of the bathroom. "Sorry I don't remember taking my clothes off."

"Not that we remember anything else for that matter, D" Austin laughed.

"That's true."

"Paint balling? That sounds like fun. I love it." Jay said sitting down on Austin's bed.

"Yeah I think we will have fun. There is an awesome place on the outskirts of town."

Dwayne ran out of the bathroom with his black and white cameo on. He had 2 guns over one arm and he had Austin's gun over his other.

Jay laughed. "You two play a lot or something?"

"We know where there is a range in every town!" Austin said taking his gun from Dwayne.

"Come on let's go. Houston has the best places."

The three went downstairs and drove what seemed to be forever. They were out in the middle of nowhere.

"Where the hell are we?"

"Grangerland!" Austin said shutting the trunk

"Granger what? How in the hell did you two find this place?"

"You Texan friend over here. He knows everything about this damn state."

Jay shook her head. "DJ, do you need both of those guns or can I use one?"

"I guess you can but just be careful with it."

They went inside and go to their assigned camps. Dwayne was split up from Austin and Jay but he wanted it that way. Austin and him always worked well against each other so he enjoyed shooting him in his bald candy ass. Jay and Austin were hiding behind a barrel and a rope net that was laid out when Jay spotted Dwayne.

"He, he look Austin." Jay whispered pointing to Dwayne crouched behind a log.

"Well hello Mr. Johnson." Austin said lining his sights up.

"Let me, Steve. I want to get yellow on him."

"Be my guest." Austin said moving over letting Jay lay down.

Jay got Dwayne right in her sight and smack hit him right in the balls. Dwayne jumped at least 30 feet in the air screaming and Jay and Austin feel behind their hide out laughing their asses off. Dwayne was holding his crotch with a horrible look on his face.

"GREAT MOTHER OF GOOD! Who in the fuck? Austin, show your ass!" Dwayne yelled looking around everywhere.

Jay jumped up and got him again right in the chest. Dwayne sighted her back before she had a chance to move and left red paint on her chest. It hit with a thud and red paint splattered all over her boobs.

"Ouch. That smarted a bit." Jay said.

"No worse than having your family tree damaged. Who did that anyway?"

"That would have to be me." Jay said rising her hand.

Just as soon as Jay moved Austin shot blue and hit Dwayne right in his helmet. The paint started flying from everywhere and people started scattering.

"That was a blast!" Jay said laughing and out of breathe.

"Dwayne got his ass kicked!"

Dwayne was still whining from getting pelted in the nuts. "My man hood will never be the same."

"Ask Jay if she wants to kiss it and make it better. Then we can get her money."

"Give up already you too! What are we doing now?" Jay asked.

"I'm going out to dinner with Trish. You two can do whatever." Dwayne said.

"How about you come out to the apartment so I can keep an eye on you Jay. Make sure you don't cheat or anything." Austin laughed putting his arm around jay's neck.

"Sounds good to me, Steve!"