OK *Drinks Coffee* I Now Have Another Chapter! And If I Feel Like It,
I Might Just Add Something Interesting To This Chapter...


Joey: What 'bout me? I'm interesting!


Yugi: Where's the coffee?


Me: Of corce your interesting Joey it's just...^_^;


Yugi: Did you two drink it all?


Joey: You know your being...


Yugi: Coffee!


Me: No please don't Joey I... I... just...


(Big Bright Flash Yami Yugi Appears)


Me & Joey: 0.o 0.o


Yami Yugi: Coffee!


Me & Joey: *Krinch* But... But...


Yami Yugi: COFEE!


Me: Tee Hummm Haaa


Yami Yugi: *Strangles Me* Coffee!


Joey: o.o;


(Bakura Walks In)


Bakura: I hate to disturb your little pow-wow but how come your spelling sucks?


Me: Hak! Hak! My *Smile despite Choking* fan fic is kind of a rough copy. It will be edited!


Bakura: OK then...


Yami Yugi: COFEE!


Me: Well... Hak! There's none left...


Yami Yugi: *Falls To Ground And Lets Me Go*


Joey: Are you OK?


Me: Uh... Sure


Joey: Here have my coffee!


Me: I HAVE 3 REVIEWS! DON'T WORRY PERSON 3 I WILL FIX MY SPELLING SOON! (It takes 10 reviews to get me to fix my spelling or whenever I get to chapter lets say 8)


(I Get Up And Start Typing My Story)


(Kaiba Walks Down The Side Walk In A Pressed Blue Tuxedo)


Kaiba: *To self* I will please her with all I have!


(So Kaiba Approached Mai's Crystal Door)


Kaiba: *Gulp* Here It Goes! *Nocks On Door*


First Girl: *She Has A Long Pink Dress With A Gold Hair Clip* Oh Hello Kaiba...


Kaiba: ^_^;


Second Girl: *She Has A Short Blue Dress And Her Hair Is Turned Up In Pigtails With Bronze Things* Hummmmmm...


Kaiba: ^_^;


Third Girl: *She Has A Short Black Skirt And A Purple Tank Top With Tall Purple Boots And Silver Sprinkles In Her Hair* So THIS is Seto Kaiba...


Kaiba: *Thinking* If I can't get Mai than one of these will do


Second Girl: Mai is waiting for you!


(Kaiba Walks Into A Huge Dining Room With A Long Table Where Mai Is Waiting At The End In A Ling Black Dress)


Mai: Hello Kaiba


Kaiba: Huuuummm A Heeeyyyoooyyy


Mai: After diner I would like to "show" you something


Kaiba: O.O; *Thinking* Is she coming on to me?


(13 Butlers Come In With Gourmet Dishes)


Mai: Eat up Kaiba


Kaiba: Um...


Mai: EAT!


Kaiba: Yes Mai! *Starts Eating Like A Gentlemen*


(Back To Mokuba)


Mokuba: I KNOW! That Yugi! I can stay with him for a while!


(So Mokuba Starts Runing To Yugi's House)


Mokuba: *Nocks On Door*


Yugi: Oh hi Mokuba!


Mokuba: Can I stay with you tonight?


Bakura: O.O


Yugi: Well... I... Don't Um I... A mean


Mokuba: L E T M E I N O R I M G O N N A K I C K Y O U R A... .


Yugi: *Drags The Screaming Child Into The House*


Bakura: Are you sure about this Yugi? You can bareley keep your gold fish alive! *Points To Half Dead Fish In A Fish Bowl*


Yugi: Oh hush! I can take it!


Bakura: Right... Can you even cook? As long as I have known you, you have just ordered pizza all your life!


Yugi: You can cook Bakura!


Mokuba: But I like pizza!


Bakura: Of cource you do!


Mokuba: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Im hungry!


Bakura: What are you waiting for Yugi? Feed him!


Yugi: *Dashes Towards The Telephone*


Bakura: *Cuts Telephone Cord With Scissors* Your going to cook for him!


Mokuba: But I want a pizza!


Yugi: *Looks At Bakura, Gritting Teeth* Than pizza you will get!


Bakura: Eeurg!


Yugi: Eeurg!


Bakura & Yugi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!*Both Start Runing Around The Room Like Idiots*


Mokuba: Im Outta Here!


(Kaiba And Mai Have Finished Dinner And Are Now Going Into A Very Dark Room Somewhere In Mai's Basement)


Mai: *Lights A Candle* So... Tell me about your self


Kaiba: Uhh Eee Well I'm a very wealthy dualist! I am in charge of Kaiba Corps and um let's see...


Mai: Uh hun... *Removes Kaiba's Suit Jacket*


Kaiba: *Blushes* I have a lot of money and... ^_^;


Mai: *Examines Kaiba From Every Angle* Tell me something I don't know...


Kaiba: I have a little pesky brother who can really get on my nerves!


Mai: *Licks Her Lips* Well then... *Lights Another Candle* Lay on this bed and I will be right back as soon as you can say "Valentine"


Kaiba: *Lies On Bed And Removes Tie* Wow its hot in here


Mai: *From Other Room* It's going to get even hotter!


Kaiba: *Thinking* I Better Keep My Thoughts To My Self


Mai: *Comes Back. Wearing Dark Purple House Coat* I'm all ready...


Kaiba: *Blushing*


Mai: *Pulls Out What Looks Like A Hand Gun* TO GET WHAT I CAME FOR! *Pulls Trigger And Bright Light Fills The Room. Light Disappears And Another Quick Blast Shoots Out And Hits Kaiba In The Heart*


Kaiba: What Are You Doinggggggggggggggggggggggg?!?!?!?!?!?! *Stops Breathing And Sighs. All That's Left Of Kaiba Is His Body And A Burst Of Energy That Makes A Diamond* She Grabs The Diamond And Types In A Code To Get Into A Room. She Throws Kaiba's Body In And Leaves*


Mai: *Grabs The Diamond And Types In A Code To Get Into A Room. She Throws Kaiba's Body In And Leaves* One down 4 more to go!


Not Super Funny But I Like It! 7 More Reviews And I Fix My Spelling! Or Just Wait Until I Have
8 Chapters. 7 More Reviews And I Start Making Requests! 7 Kapeesh? Ovea And Out!