Author Name: AquaianGoddess
Anime/Show: Animorphs (Book series)
Title: Why Ax can't be exposed to Media
Rating: I guess it's pg 13... ::shrugs::
Email Address: AquaianGoddess@yahoo.com
Why Ax Can't Be Exposed to Media
Jake's eyes opened. Something was off, as though the world stood on tiptoe at the edge of existence. Of course this wasn't anything new, there was war going on.
Marco yawned, "Dude, why are we meeting today?"
"Because I didn't want to stay in that house another second with the evil bastard that poses as my brother?"
"You were bored weren't you?"
".... Shut up, Marco."
Cassie sighed, "The least you guys could do is help out around the barn."
"There's nothing to do."
Rachel walked in and collapsed on a bale of hay, next to Cassie, "God it's so boring!"
Ax decided at that moment to walk in and look at the lethargic group, "What is going on?"
"We're bored."
"Tobias and I just watched a movie." Ax looked at them, then looked down at himself and sighed. "I just got a full-on robot chubby."
Jake, Rachel and Cassie stared at Ax, horrified and a little frightened. Marco was having a coughing fit on the floor.
"Ax, do you know what you just said?!"
"Yes. I think I want to have sex."
Marco made odd sputtering noises as Jake, Cassie, and Rachel gaped at their alien friend, "WHA?!"
Ax looked pensive, "Or take over the world. It's so hard to define these human urges."
Tobias' laughter echoed in their minds as he flew in, You really need to get a hobby. I mean really.
Ax looked up at his nephew, and Jake swore Ax was pouting. "Taking over the world is a hobby...." Ax said.
"But it's already being done, and we're supposed to be stopping that, remember?" Marco said, getting his voice back.
Ax really did pout this time, "Damn. Collin makes it look so easy..." Ax walked off and Tobias flew after him.
Ax morphed back into his Andalite form, Okay, so we've watched a cheesy 80's movie, read web comics, and creeped out the others. What's next?
Tobias landed on the branch above him, Well, we could always watch a good 80's movie.
Like?
The Breakfast Club.
~The Next day ~
Marco, you're a neomaxizoomdweebie.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
End.
Anime/Show: Animorphs (Book series)
Title: Why Ax can't be exposed to Media
Rating: I guess it's pg 13... ::shrugs::
Email Address: AquaianGoddess@yahoo.com
Why Ax Can't Be Exposed to Media
Jake's eyes opened. Something was off, as though the world stood on tiptoe at the edge of existence. Of course this wasn't anything new, there was war going on.
Marco yawned, "Dude, why are we meeting today?"
"Because I didn't want to stay in that house another second with the evil bastard that poses as my brother?"
"You were bored weren't you?"
".... Shut up, Marco."
Cassie sighed, "The least you guys could do is help out around the barn."
"There's nothing to do."
Rachel walked in and collapsed on a bale of hay, next to Cassie, "God it's so boring!"
Ax decided at that moment to walk in and look at the lethargic group, "What is going on?"
"We're bored."
"Tobias and I just watched a movie." Ax looked at them, then looked down at himself and sighed. "I just got a full-on robot chubby."
Jake, Rachel and Cassie stared at Ax, horrified and a little frightened. Marco was having a coughing fit on the floor.
"Ax, do you know what you just said?!"
"Yes. I think I want to have sex."
Marco made odd sputtering noises as Jake, Cassie, and Rachel gaped at their alien friend, "WHA?!"
Ax looked pensive, "Or take over the world. It's so hard to define these human urges."
Tobias' laughter echoed in their minds as he flew in, You really need to get a hobby. I mean really.
Ax looked up at his nephew, and Jake swore Ax was pouting. "Taking over the world is a hobby...." Ax said.
"But it's already being done, and we're supposed to be stopping that, remember?" Marco said, getting his voice back.
Ax really did pout this time, "Damn. Collin makes it look so easy..." Ax walked off and Tobias flew after him.
Ax morphed back into his Andalite form, Okay, so we've watched a cheesy 80's movie, read web comics, and creeped out the others. What's next?
Tobias landed on the branch above him, Well, we could always watch a good 80's movie.
Like?
The Breakfast Club.
~The Next day ~
Marco, you're a neomaxizoomdweebie.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
End.
