Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag
(The Depressing Version)

"Readers of fics, fanfiction.net is tentatively announcing a first.
The first time, anywhere there's been a filk of this... nature.
The Hermione Granger Fan Club's filk of 'Nowadays'!
You've read her fics and disliked them, and now here she is!
The Net's own Literary Geek
Both sarcastic and meek
The Hermione... Granger... Fan Club!"

You can hate the life you're living
You can live the life you hate
You can even wake up Monday morn
And know that you are late
And that sucks, doesn't it?
Blows, doesn't it?
Bombs, doesn't it?
Shits, doesn't it?
Annoys, doesn't it?
... And it'll stay.

'Cause in a week or so
You're gunna laugh, ya know
But how it sucks, my friend
Nowadays

"OK, readers of the filk. Let's write some fics.
Let's go watch DA or read HP.
Let's waver between depressed and elated.
Let's all go and slightly obsessed and KEEP IT COOL!"

(Eerily long instrumental bit)

And aaaaaalll that craaaaap!

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DISCLAIMER: 'Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag' belongs to whoever made up 'Chicago'. Not me. So don't sue.

NOTE: Um... not really sure how to explain this. I was listening to my 'Chicago' CD (given to me for my birthday by my two excellent friends Bree and Emma) after a particularly exasperating day at school, and started humming along to Track 13. This is the result. I tried very, very hard to try and keep everything concise, although I'm not sure about the bandleader bit.

Basically my goofy, random way of making myself laugh. And yes, I know I have a strange sense of humour. That's the entire point.