Author's Notes- OYA!! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO KIIIIIILLL MEEEEEEE!!! *holds her head in her hands*

Duo- Er, Sage? Something the matter?

*looks up rather crazily* Remember how I asked people to vote in the last chapter…?

Duo- *nods*

Well… out of the small handful of people who actually HAVE voted… *twitch* They…. All… voted… for… *gulps*

Heero- Spit it out, baka.

Don't be calling ME a baka boyo! Ahem. Anyways… as I said… they all… (minus one, I think… though I may be remembering wrong) voted… for…. And this is including each and every character that Ari could think of to bring in and try to convince me…

Duo- WHAT WAS THE VOTE?!?

*small, squeaky voice* Lemon.

Duo- ALL RIGHT!!!

Heero-…. ^_^

B-b-b-but.. I CAN'T write a lemon!

Duo- Sure you can!

No no no no, I mean, it's not in my capabilities! I'm not sure it's possible! Oya oya! *again holds her head in her hands* To even get a slight inkling of how it's done, I'd have to go back and read every lemon I've ever read, and then some! OYA!! And if I DO write one, it's going to be very crummy and short, I can assure you! YOU'LL ALL BE THE DEATH OF ME!!!

Duo- Oh, come on, you can do it!

You sound like Ari.

Ari- I'm handing him lines. ^_^

-_- Well, I'll go into this thing with every intention of putting a lemon in somewhere… but don't blame me if I don't get around to it, or if when I do, it's rather crappy. Ahem.

Disclaimer- Still don't own Gundam Wing… it really is a sad thing. *sniff*

Warnings- YAOI CONTENT. 1x2 (mainly) 3x4 and 13x5. If you're reading this on fanfiction.net, then the lemon isn't in here so I won't get banned or whatever. If you're reading it elsewhere…. *gulp* Possible lemon ahead.

Everyone- GET ON WITH IT!!!!

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Treize was feeling very happy indeed. Really, when you stopped to think about it, his mood wouldn't surprise you at all. There was currently a VERY ecstatic black-haired servant hugging him tightly, which is something this certain black-haired servant wasn't prone to do.

"We're back to normal!" Wufei exclaimed, arms still wrapped around Treize. "It worked!" Slowly, very slowly, the realization of exactly what he was doing sunk in. Even more slowly, he tilted his head upwards to look into the face he was sure would be grinning crazily. Well, perhaps not crazily, but somewhere along those lines that make you think 'Oh dear, what have I done…'

"Indeed." The tall servant reached down to hold Wufei in place, making doubly sure he wouldn't suddenly bolt. "I think that calls for a celebration, don't you?" Still grinning in that same manner (again, not crazy, but definitely something to make you wary) he leaned down and kissed the other full on the lips.

Wufei began to try and pull away, but when he thought about it, it wasn't really something he wanted to do at the moment. That settled, he mentally shrugged and gave in. Oh well…

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"It worked! He did it!" Quatre was a bundle of hyper-energy, but luckily was being kept firmly on the ground by the arms of his koibito. "I can't believe it! It all worked out! This is wonderful!"

"Indeed it is. I…" A slight noise from overhead startled Trowa, making him look up in surprise. "What.. You!"

"Yes, me." The sorceress grinned rather deviously down at the two of them. "What, you didn't think I'd stay to watch the fireworks?" (a/n- oh dear… really, there was no pun intended there… eh heh) She raised an eyebrow at the now-visible servants, who were now finding exactly how disconcerting it was to talk to a young woman with four blue streaks in her hair and completely black clothing; not to mention she was sitting on a rather large light fixture overhead.

"But…. I don't get it…" Luckily, the blonde servant's energy was temporarily curbed. "Aren't you supposed to be the bad guy who started this whole thing?"

"Of course not!" The sorceress rolled her eyes. "Just think, if I hadn't turned your master into a beast, would he have met Duo?" She raised her eyebrows, as if daring them to retort. Knowing she wouldn't get an answer, she disappeared before either servant could find their voices again.

"… Would he have?" Quatre whispered.

"I…. I don't think he would have…" Trowa's one visible eye had a thoughtful sparkle to it. "If Master Heero had been his normal self, we wouldn't have let that priest get past our front gates, and Master Duo wouldn't have come to rescue him…"

"…. Oh." The smaller of the two thought for a moment. "Should we have thanked her, do you suppose?"

"I think she knows."

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Indeed, she did. The next time the mysterious sorceress appeared, she was seated on the railing of the balcony outside the prince's room, grinning at the two youths who stood there, still wrapped in one another's arms.

When Heero finally released his lover's mouth and looked up, the sorceress caught his eye, and earned a glare. Her grin remained; she didn't appear to feel threatened, nor did she look displeased with the situation. That doesn't make sense… Duo glanced at the prince's face, confused. The youth merely held him closer.

"Hee-chan, what's the matter…" The amethyst-eyed boy attempted to turn his neck around to see what Heero was looking at, but the attempt was futile. Sighing, he gave up and merely leaned against the other's chest.

"You knew this would happen." Heero's voice was soft, but considering the distance between Duo's ears and the prince's mouth, he heard every word perfectly. Somehow, he figured whoever his koi was addressing did as well: Heero had a way with speaking that would definitely need to be studied.

"Of course I did." This voice was unfamiliar, and feminine. "Why would I have done anything otherwise? I'm not a particularly virtuous person. If I went around turning everyone who was mean into something, I'd never get any sleep. Not to mention I'd have to turn myself into something eventually." Duo could hear the grin on the speaker's face.

Heero was silent for a moment, considering. Now that he thought about it, things had worked out well. He would have never met Duo if he had been his normal self. A lot of things would be different… how could he have lived without his love? Finding no other words, he figured the first two that came to mind would have to work. "Thank you."

The sorceress shrugged, grin turning into a genuine smile. "Always glad to help." With that, she was gone, more than likely out of the lives of the entire cast forever. (a/n- of course, I can't go around bugging each and every A/U Heero and Duo, that'd take too much effort)

"What was that?" The braided youth's voice was a bit muffled, considering his face was buried in the chest of his lover. One searching hand found a piece of Heero's tattered shirt and began twisting it in his fingers. For a while, he didn't get an answer, but didn't mind that much. It didn't feel like something he should be pushing, in any event.

"Just some… unfinished business, I suppose." Sighing in a sort of relieved manner, the blue-eyed prince rested his chin on Duo's lowered head. Suddenly, he began chuckling softly. Before the braided youth could look up at him curiously, he answered the un-asked question. "I just love you so much, it all feels unreal."

Smiling, Duo planted a soft kiss on Heero's chest. "I love you. It's real, I promise." Finally deciding it was time to check on the state of the rest of the castle, the two left the balcony, each with an arm wrapped around the other's waist.

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As the pair of lovers entered the main hall (where most of the servants had remained after the 'battle'), they were greeted by the applause of everyone in the room, which is usually the case in a happy ending. This is by no means the very ending, but it seemed close enough for the servants. Besides, in any case, you applaud your royalty when they find their love, correct?

The rest of the day was spent cleaning up the mess the invading villagers had caused. Even the royal pair joined in the job: Duo, insisting it was his fault the villagers had been there in the first place; and Heero following anywhere his amethyst-eyed lover went, not wanting to let the youth out of his sight.

No one seemed to be able to find Treize and Wufei, however. The two servants eventually showed up at dinner, the taller of the two sporting a rather…. Well, a grin that made you raise an eyebrow, and the other sporting a very deep blush.

Dinner itself was a rather interesting event: everyone managed to cram into one of the larger dining halls to eat an incredibly large meal that the cook and her staff were extremely proud of. After which, there was a rather impromptu party-like arrangement, which both Hero and Duo got sick of very quickly. However, a few whispered words from the braided youth into the ear of the blue-eyed prince, and both were sneaking out of the dining room, making an effort not to be noticed.

As soon as the door closed silently behind them, Duo began to make a short victory speech on their triumphant get-away, but was cut off by quite a large yawn. Heero glanced over, one eyebrow slightly raised. "Tired, koi?" The braided youth nodded, yawning once again. "I could carry you to your room, if you'd like…"

At the mention of 'room', Duo immediately perked, an idea forming in his no-longer-tired mind. "Ah, but you forgot, there's no heat in my room…" He slowly turned to face the prince, whose raised eyebrow was climbing even further up his forehead. "So, I guess I'll have to sleep with you again." Realization dawned upon Heero, who began to grin. However, the action was impeded when Duo pounced on him, crushing slightly shocked lips to his own.

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Author's Notes-… you don't honestly think that was it, do you?

Duo- It wasn't... was it?

Course not. I did, as a matter of fact… manage to write a complete citrus fruit of the lemon variety… -_-

Duo- ^_^

But, of course, it's not here. If I posted it here, someone might report me, and I REALLY don't want to have to make another e-mail, re-post everything and all that jazz. Much too difficult, on my part. SOOO… for all of you that DO want to read my poor excuse for a lemon, Ari is hosting it for me… And the link is as follows:

So, anyways… yeeeaaaa… You can stop where I left it here, and live in denial, as my good friend Munchie says, or you can go and read the rest. Either way… PLEEEEEEEASE REVIEW!! Ciao for now, mes amis! *dissapears*