The talent show

Well, that's all I have 2 say, well!

Announcer: Next up we have another one of the hottest, the elf of all elves, Legolas!

The music started.

 Arf arf Yeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr) Uh, Yeah don't get it twisted This rap shit, 

is mine Motherfucker, it's not, a fucking, game Fuck what you heard It's what

you hearin It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen) It's

what you hearin (Listen)

[Verse 1]

X gon give it to ya Fuck wait for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to

ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop and

stainless steel Go hard gettin busy wit it But I got such a good heart I'll

make a motherfucker wonder if he did it Damn right and I'll do it again Cuz I

am right so I gots to win Break break wit the enemy But no matter how many

cats I break bread wit I'll break who you sendin me You motherfucker never

wanted nothin But your wife said, that's for the light day I'm gettin down,

down Make it say freeze But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo)

Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play Get out my way

[Chorus: DMX]

First we gonna ROCK, Then we gonna ROLL Then we let it POP, GO LET IT GO X

gon give it to ya He gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya He gon give it to

ya (Repeat Once)

[Verse 2]

Ain't never gave nothin to me But everytime I turn around Cats got they hands

out wantin something from me I ain't got it so you can't get it Lets leave it

at that cuz I ain't wit it Hit it wit full strength I'm a jail nigga So I

face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen You against me, me against you

Whatever, whenever What the fuck you gon do? I'm a wool fin sheep clothing

Only nigga that you know that can chill Come back and get the streets open

I've been doing this for nineteen years Wanna fight me? Fight these tears I

put in work and it's all for the kids But these cats done forgot what work is

(UH-HUH!) They don't know who we be Lookin! but they don't know who they see

[Chorus: DMX]

First we gonna ROCK, Then we gonna ROLL Then we let it POP, GO LET IT GO X

gon give it to ya He gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya He gon give it to

ya (Repeat Once)

[Verse 3]

Aiiyo where my niggaz at?! I know I got them down in the game Give em love

and they give it back Talk to much for to long Don't give up your to strong

(What?!) A dog to bow bow hug it Shoutout to niggaz that done it And it ain't

even about the dough It's about gettin down for what you stand for yo

[Chorus: DMX]

First we gonna ROCK, Then we gonna ROLL Then we let it POP, GO LET IT GO X

gon give it to ya He gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya He gon give it to

ya (Repeat Twice)

The crowd stood up and cheered, boy what a hot guy with such a good song.

Announcer: Well that was hot, (clears throat) now, um, next we have Gandalf!!

The music started as always.

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Miami, uh, uh
Southbeach, bringin the heat, uh
Haha, can y'all feel that
Can y'all feel that
Jig it out, uh

Here I am in the place where I come let go
Miami the base and the sunset glow
Everyday like a mardi gras, everybody party all day
No work all play, okay
So we sip a little something, lay to rest the spill
Me an Charlie at the bar runnin up a high bill
Nothin less than ill, when we dress to kill
Everytime the ladies pass, they be like (Hi Will)
Can y'all feel me, all ages and races
Real sweet faces
Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian
I only came for two days of playing
But everytime I come I always wind up stayin
This the type of town I could spend a few days in
Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Buenvenidos a Miami
Bouncin in the club where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm goin to Miami
Welcome to Miami

Yo I heard the rainstorms ain't nothin to mess with
But I can't feel a drip on the strip, it's a trip
Ladies half-dressed, fully equipped
And they be screamin out, (Will we loved your last hit)
So I'm thinkin I'ma scoot me somethin hot
In this south-sea merengue melting pot
Hottest club in the city, and it's right on the beach
Temperature get to ya, it's about to reach
Five-hundred degrees
In the carribean seas, with the hot mommies
Screamin (Aii poppy)
Everytime I come to town, they be spottin me
In the drop Bentley, ain't no stoppin me
So, cash in your door
We flow to this fashion show
Pound for pound anywhere you go
Yo, ain't no city in the world like this
An if you ask how I know I gots ta plead the fifth

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Buenvenidos a Miami
Bouncin in the club where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm goin to Miami
Welcome to Miami

Don't get me wrong, Chi-town got it goin on
An New York is the city that we know don't sleep
An we all know that L.A. and Philly stay jiggy
But on the sneak, Miami bringin heat for real
Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many Dominican women with cinnimon tans
Mierda, this is the plan
Take a walk on the beach, draw a heart in the sand
Gimmie your hand
Damn, you look sexy
Let's go to my yacht, in the West Keys
Ride my jetskis, loungin in the palm trees
Cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on South Beach
Water so clear, you can see to the bottom
Hundred-thousand dollar cars, e'ybody got em
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly, Stallone
Miami, my second home

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Buenvenidos a Miami
Bouncin in the club where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm goin to Miami
Welcome to Miami

The crowd kind of stared and a couple people laughed their heads off.

Announcer: Well, that was interesting, anyway now we have the 4 hotties, Merry, Legolas, Pippin, and Frodo!

The music…….. O got u there! It started.

Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
Grab a brush and put a little
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die, DIE
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
Grab a brush and put a little
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
Father, father, father, father
Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father into your hands
why have you forsaken me
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken, me oh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die

The crowd gave the biggest cheer they had ever given in their lives.

Announcer: Well, that was breath taking. Now we have Sam, in his debut as a singer!

The music started.

I'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before...
I'm tryin' hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Need your love 1,2,3
Stop starin' at my D cup
Don't waste time, just give it to me
C'mon baby, just feel me up
C'mon, just give it up

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Forget the application...
You're the right guy for the task
Let me take you on vacation
Just do it, you don't have to ask!

[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Take it off baby, for me
Take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Take it off baby, for me.

The crowd was thrilled with the idea Sam could sing, but not like a woman.

Well, that waz it, hope u liked it!