The Talent Show
Chapter 3
Announcer: Well, finally we are back. Nice to see a familiar audience again, and some new people. Well, here it goes, next up we have a favorite of ours the duo of merry and pippin!
The music started.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor
The crowd cheered like they had never cheered, it was the best they had ever heard.
Announcer: Next we have the lovely and beautiful Galadriel.
The music started.
The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
Your love gives me such a thrill
But your love wont pay my bills
I want money
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
Money don't get everything it's true
What it don't get I cant use
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
(that's what I want)
That's what I want
I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money
The crowd clapped because the song rules.
Announcer: That song rules! #&%^@$* (no purpose for that, hehehehehe), I tripped on a small rock, sorry, anyway, next we have Aragorn. Yay (says in a very boring voice, like doesn't care).
Music starts.
Go, go,
go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!
[Chorus (2x)]
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed
[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre,
now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna
fuck
But homie ain't nothing
change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt
that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll
tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my
flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go
[Chorus (2x)]
[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga i done came up
and i ain't change.
[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made
it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga
trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em
hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be
[Chorus (2x)]
[Talking]
[Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't
know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit
Everyone stared. Aragorn just rapped.
Announcer: Well, ok, um, well then, ok, im gonna stop now, next we have Pippin!
The music started.
Fear in me so deep it gets the best of me,
In the fear I fall, here it comes face to face with me,
Here I stand hold back so no one can see,
I feel these wounds, step down, step down,
step down.
(am I) Breaking Down
Can I break away
Push me away, make me fall,
Just to see, another side of me,
Push me away, you can see,
what I see, the other side of me.
Fall back on me, and I'll be the strength I need,
to save me now, just come face to face with me,
stay in place you'll be the first to see, me heal these wounds,
step down, step down, step down, down
I'm not breaking, down
can I break away
push me away, make me fall,
just to see another side of me,
push me away you can see,
what I see, the other side of me
Go!
Fall, can I break away
push me away, make me fall,
just to see another side of me,
push me away you can see,
what I see, the other side of me
No one can see anything on the other side of me
I walk, I crawl, loosing everything and waiting for the downfall
No one can see everything on the other side of me
I walk, I crawl loosing everything on the downfall.
Downfall, Fall.
Everyone cheered, because Pippin is hot.
Announcer: Fantastic, superb, preciousssssssssssss, hoooooootttttttt, pressssioussssssssss, oh, excuse me um, next we have the ring wraiths!!!
Music DID NOT START. Just kidding, yes it did.
I will dedicate
And sacrifice my everything for just a second's worth
Of how my story's ending
And I wish I could know if the directions that I take
And all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing
Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer
Is there something more than what i've been handed?
I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer
Help me carry on
Assure me it's ok to use my heart and not my eyes
To navigate the darkness
Will the ending be ever coming suddenly?
Will I ever get to see the ending to my story?
Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer
Is there something more than what i've been handed?
I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer
So when and how will I know?
How much further do I have to go?
How much longer until I finally know?
Because I'm looking and I just can't see what's in front of me
In front of me
Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer
Is there something more than what i've been handed?
I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer
Everyone cheered and clapped and cheered some more. The ring wraiths are the coolest.
Announcer: *clapping* *still clapping* *more claps* *why does he just stop clapping* O, sorry, next, Elrond of Rivindell!
Music STARTING!!!!!!!!!
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I'm the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth, how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I'm the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth, how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet someone who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry and you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen "now"
When exactly do you mean?
See, I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
Someday
Not one in particular
Cheers. Bailey's rules.
Announcer: ( slurs words like drunk) Thank youssssss, I have zinned, anywayz, well, uhh, next we have, the orcz!
Its going
down tonight in this town
Cause they stare and growl
They all stare and growl
I take a scar everytime i
cry
Cause it aint my style no it aint
my style
Going down to the gravel head to the barrel
Take this life and end this struggle
Los Angeles come scam me please
Emptiness never sleeps at Cliftons 6 am
With your bag lady friend and your mind descending
Stripped of the right to be a human in control
Its warmer in hell so down we go
They say this is the city
The city of angels
All i see is dead wings
Its a ghost town rabid underworld
Dionysian night vitriolic twilight
A mirage comes up it never ends
Once you get burnt youre never the same
Left behind erased from time
Aint no decency in being boxed up alive
Look around aint no R.I.P. signs here
We dont rest in peace
We just disappear
So here we are Los Angeles
No angels singing in your valley of unease
I watch the sun roll down the pacific
Over hookered sunset strip
Theres a black moon tonight
Aint shining down on the western neon lights
They say this is the city
The city of angels
All i see is nothing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Announcer: WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I sound like an owl! Next we have the amazing duo of Gollum and the ring!!!!!
The music started.
Not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Starting from here, let's make a promise
You and me, let's just be honest
We're gonna run, nothing can stop us
Even the night that falls all around us
Soon there'll be laughter and voices
Beyond the clouds over the mountains
We'll run away on roads that are empty
Lights from the airfield shining upon you
Nothing can stop this, not now I love you
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Nothing can stop this, not now I love you
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
We'll run away, keep everything simple
Night will come down, our guardian angel
We rush ahead, the crossroads are empty
Our spirits rise, they're not gonna get us
My love for you, always forever
Just you and me, all else is nothing
Not going back, not going back there
They don't understand
They don't understand us
Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Nothing can stop this, not now I love you
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Nothing can stop this, not now I love you
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
*crickets churping*
Announcer: Well, ok, huh, Now, the beautiful and lovely Arwen!
Started.
So am I
still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
Drop dead a bullet to my head
Your words are like a gun in hand
You can't change the state of the nation
We just need some motivation
Three times casino eviction
Just lies and more contradiction
So tell me what would you say
I'd say its up: to me
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
Ignorance and Understanding
We're the first ones to jump in line
Out of step for what we believe in
But whos left? To start the pleading
How far will we take this
It's not hard to see through the sickness
So tell me what would you say
I'd say its up: to me
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
This can't last forever
Time won't make things better
I feel so alone
Can't help myself
And no one knows
If this is worthless
Tell me: so
What have we done
We're in a war that can't be won
This can't be real
I don't know what to feel
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
Wow, wonderful. Next.
Announcer: Now we have Frodo Baggins and the one ring.
Music started.
(Ring) Wish I was too dead to cry
My self-affliction fades
Stones to throw at my creator
Masochists to which I cater
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
(Frodo) I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
(frodo) Wish I was too dead to care
If indeed I cared at all
(ring) Never had a voice to protest
(Frodo) So you fed me shit to digest
I wish I had a reason;
my flaws are open season
For this, I gave up trying
One good turn deserves my dying
(ring) You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
(Frodo) I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
(Ring) Wish I'd died instead of lived
A zombie hides my face
Shell forgotten
with its memories
Diaries left
with cryptic entries
And you don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
(Frodo) I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
(Ring) You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
(Frodo) I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on:
I'll never live down my deceit
Cheering, clapping, bubble gum, insaneness, wow a piece of bread!!!!
Announcer: O.k., next we have Borimir,
with a special song to him.
Music started.
Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....
[Nelly]
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show
patience
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you
know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my
sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin
loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats
the use
[Hook x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna
take my clothes off
[Nelly]
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin
the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivin, sportscar,
aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin
your best friend,
like &girl I think my butt gettin big&
[Hook x2]
(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
[Nelly]
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms
[Hook x4]
(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
Someone stands up in the crowd. "Who do you like, you know from the song".
Borimir: All I can say is that this song is dedicated to my baby girl, Arwen
Arwen: Jerk!!!!!! It was only once.
Crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Announcer: Now this is the evil wizard to rule them all, Sauramon with some guests of his!
Starts music.
[Sauramon]
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all
That
Jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that-
[Sauramon and Fellowship]
Jazz
[Fellowship]
Skidoo!
[Sauramon]
And all that Jazz
[Fellowship]
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
[Sauramon]
And all that Jazz
[Fellowship]
Ha! Ha! Ha!
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
[ALL]
And all that jazz
[Sauramon]
No, her husband is not at home.
Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
[ALL]
And all that jazz
[Sauramon]
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
[ALL]
And all that jazz
[Sauramon]
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all that Jazz?
[fELLOWSHIP]
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba
shimmy shake
[Sauramon]
And all that jazz
[fellowship]
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
[sauramon]
And all that jazz
[fellowship]
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz
[saramon]
And All that jazz
Come on, babe
Why Don't we paint
The town?
And all that jazz
[fellowship]
Oh, you're gonna see
Your
Sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz
[sauramon]
I'm gonna
Rouge my knees
And roll my
Stockings down
And all that jazz
[fellowship]
Oh
She's gonna shimmy
'Till her garters
Break
And all that jazz
[sauramon]
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
[fellowship]
Show her where to
Park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd
Curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz
[fellowship]
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
Jazz!
[Sauramon]
No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!
[Fellowship]
That Jazz!
Crowd was amazed.
Announcer: Wow! Anyway, for our very last performance of the night, we have an amazing cast of Sauramon, Sauron, The fellowship of the ring, The one ring, and Arwen.
Music Starts.
Saramon:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
Sauron:
Not for very much longer.
Sauramon:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
Sauramon:
And the void would be calling...
Fellowship:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Ring:
It's just a jump to the left.
All:
And then a step to the right.
Ring:
With your hands on your hips.
All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Saron:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.
Sauroman:
With a bit of a mind flip
Suaron:
You're into the time slip.
Sauroman:
And nothing can ever be the same.
Sauron:
You're spaced out on sensation.
Sauroman:
Like you're under sedation.
All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Arwen:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Ring:
It's just a jump to the left.
All:
And then a step to the right.
Ring:
With your hands on your hips.
All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
The crowd cheered louder than ever. That was good reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Your turn, Vote!!!!!!!
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Anything wood be good!!!!
Here are the nominees.
Legolas- "x gonna give it to ya"- DMX
Gandalf- "Miami"- Will Smith
Merry, Pippin, and Legolas- "Chop Suey"- System of a Down
Sam- "take it off"- The Donnas
Sauron- "Beautiful"- Christina Aguilera
Frodo- "Superman"- Eminem
Gollum- "Air Force ones"- Nelly
Merry- "Duck and run"- 3 Doors Down
Merry and Pippin- "Bodies"- Drowning Pools
Galadriel- "Money (that's what I want)"- Flying Lizards
Aragorn- "In da club"- 50 Cent
Pippin- "downfall"- Trust Company
Ring Wraiths- "Crawling in the dark"- Hoobastank
Elrond- "How soon is now"- Love Spit Love
Orcs- "City of angels"- the Distillers
Gollum and Ring- "Not gonna get us"- T.A.T.U
Arwen- "Still Waiting"- Sum 41
Frodo and Ring- "Bother"- Stone Sour
Borimir- "Hot in here"- Nelly
Sauramon and Fellowship- "All that Jazz"- Catherine-Zeta Jones
Sauramon, Suaron, Fellowship, Ring, Arwen- "Time Warp"- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Well, that's it, if you don't know any of these songs, they are all really good, you can download them on kazaa, I checked it out, I have every single one downloaded. Anyway. Go ahead and vote, you know you want to.
