Prongs', Padfoot's, & Wormtail's Discussion
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Key: Padfoot-italics; Prongs-regular; Wormtail-bold Authors Note--underlined
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Mr. Prongs thinks that Mr. Padfoot needs some new deodorant.
Mr. Padfoot agrees with Mr. Prongs.
Mr. Prongs woudl like to state that the aforementioned Mr. Padfoot is also insane. Any comments Mr. Wormtail?
Yes, Mr. Prongs. I would also like to add that Mr. Padfoot needs deodorant, and he belongs in Azkaban!
Mr. Prongs would like to say that Mr. Padfoot desperately needs a shower!
Mr. Padfoot doesn't agree with any of that! How dare Mr. Wormtail say that I am the traitor! And Mr. Prongs, I thought you were my friend.
Mr. Prongs would like to tell Mr. Wormtail and Mr. Padfoot that their note-writing is distracting him from his potions homework!
Mr. Wormtail would like to say that Mr. Prongs is a liar! Mr. Prongs said he was doing homework, but I've seen him! He's doing the disco!
No, Mr. Prongs is staring at Lily!
Ooohhh!! Mr. Prongs & Mrs. Lily! Ooooh! The perfect couple!! And Mr. Wormtail--Prongs was hardly doing the disco. Mr. Prongs will be teased!
Mr. Prongs says that Lily has the cutest red hair and green eyes.....You poor jealous people.
Mr. Wormtail would like to say that Lily sounds "hott" and that could you (anyone) find me a "person"?
Nope sorry Wormy your outta luck she's all mine!
Mr. Padfoot thinks that Lily is pretty but Jessicia is better! Mr. Prongs (no offense Lily) has bad taste. Wormtail brush your teeth and maybe we could get you a partner.
Mr. Padfoot & Wormtail, Lil happens to like me, so haha! I'm not lovesick, but I know a poodle Mr. Padfoot could date!
Well, Mr. Padfoot. I think I can see the headline now-"Sirius Black in Azkaban Once More!" By Mr. Wormtail. Now the people will be safe!
That was really cruel! I was just giving you advice. Mr. Prongs I don't like poodles!
Do you like beagles?
"Yeah" *dreamily*
Mr. Prongs cringes.
No, Padfoot likes Shih Tzus!
I never said I didn't but I don't!
Mr. Prongs thinks he would like to go back to the previous subject. I would like to go on and say Mr. Padfoot's hair is as greasy as Snape the Apes!
Mr. Wormtail agrees with Mr. Prongs and says he should wash his hair, the slimeball!
^!*!)%&(&^)#@($(bad words directed to Mr. Prongs and Wormtail) Yes, lets change the subject to Prongs's bad hair. His is sooo messy. Mine is very clean and neat! Eat dung Wormtail!
Mr. Prongs would like to say that he at least TRIES to keep his hair nice! Not my fault, it's a jungle and it's in my jeans, my blue jeans!!
Mr. Wormtail (not Mr. Wormbreath!) says that Mr. Prongs should wash his jeans as well as his hair!
Stop picking on me & Mr. Prongs! Lets pick on the Slytherins. Snape!
Mr. Prongs will now break into song! Snape, Snape, he's an ape!
Ha ha ha, Mr. Prongs. Now Snape's hair is 10 times more greasier than Mr. Prongs's hair if I may say so myself!
Mr. Prongs's hair isn't greasy. Moldy Voldie, Luscious Lucius!
Serve us, Snape! Come on, I want some lemonade over here!
Authors note: this piece of conversation says everyone will say something about themselves.
Mr. Padfoot is hott and is the best of all no matter what anyone else says!
Mr. Prongs is better than Mr. Padfoot and is totally awesome!
Mr. Wormtail is the best of all of the marauders and is over 50 degrees Celsius! (he's the hottest)
*comments from folks in the same room as Wormtail* "It was -20°F in here and when he walked in it zoomed up to 95°F!" "He's so hott!"
A/N everyone will now say something (hopefully nice) about Mr Moony, because it is the full moon and sadly he could not be with us.
Mr Prongs would like to say that his dearest friend is hopeless with the girls and owns chew toys he plays with in his spare time. *sly smile*
Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that could have ever become a professor. He should have gone for a rocket scientist!
Mr Wormtail would like to say that "His friend would have liked to write something nice here" *sob* "and he's my closest, nicest friend" *breaks out in sobs*
A/N our next segment is our best pranks.
Mr Prongs would like to share about the time he stole Snape's boxers and flew them over the quidditch pitch after Gryfinndor won the Quidditch Cup.
Mr Padfoot would like to share the time when he and his fellow mauraders painted the Slytherin common room gold and scarlet. Then we made Snape a banner over his bed that said "Sirius Black is so hott, and so much better than I'll ever be, and I'm proud to admit it!"
Mr Wormtail would like to share the time when he and his fellow mauraders stole Professor McGonagal's hat, but gave it back when she yelled at them.
A/N Now we will share our most humiliating moment at Hogwarts
Mr Prongs doesn't wish to tell you about when the new school governor Lucius Malfoy came to school and rallied the Slytherins, who all hung him from the balcony over the lake, which he later fell into.
Mr Padfoot doesn't believe he ever had an embarrasing moment, being too cool to have one. Ok, I'll tell. I was walking into the Great Hall when a certain Slytherin I don't wish to mention trips me, and I fell onto the Slytherin table and got my head stuck in a very large, very chocolate cake.
Mr Wormtail says his most embarrasing moment was when he fell in a trick step, tripped up the steps, then fell all the way down the steps, ruining his brand new robes.
A/N in this portion we will list the girls we've dated and how it went.
Mr Prongs wants to say that he has dated, and is currently dating, a beautiful, intelligent (is she gonna read this?) girl, Lily. We went out for a moonlit stroll and when we were talking by the lake I pushed her in. I will remember to avoid her for the next few days...
Mr Padfoot can not remember all the girls he dated, but he will try. Beth--good, Jessica-- very good, Shannon--fun, Merry--bad, Casey--don't ever want to repeat that experience, Kelly--good, Lily--fun/good (is James gonna read this?) Sarah--bad and then those are just some there's still Katrina, Kelsie, Jamie, Susan, Sonia...
Mr Wormtail would like to say that the best person (out of thousands) was Narcissa. She was in Slytherin (though you aren't supposed to know that) and gorgeous hazel eyes...
Mr Padoot would like to say that that was the first and only date Peter will ever have, or get.
Mr Prongs is laughing, surprised that Mr Wormtail ever had a date...muahahahahaha
A/N now we will say the thing that we are most frightened of
Mr Prongs is very veeeeery afraid of two things, Lily angry, and rabid house elves.
Mr Padfoot is afraid of nothing, but Snape's underwear, which could walk on its own.
Mr Wormtail would like to say that (since he is very brave) he is afraid of "You-Know-Who"...
...And the dark, says Mr Padfoot...
Mr Prongs thinks this is the time for favorites! Padfoot's favorite smell is foot fungus, cause he smells like it all the time.
Mr Padfoot: oh thanks, well you smell alot worse, but at least I don't say anything about it (until now)
Padfoot's favorites:
food: deer, joking chicken
smell: foot fungus muahahahaha
color: black (duh)
person to be around: Lil--I mean James
least favorite person to be around: Snape
favorite thing to do: tease Peter and play pranks
animal: big black shaggy dogs
class: not potions or history of magic
Prongs favorites:
food: anything sweet, that doesn't have eyeballs
smell: not Padfoot, I don't really know, because Padfoot's stench has killed my sense of smell.
color: red...and gold...(your favorite color isn't seriously black, is it Sirius?)
Shut up! sorry I had to interrupt, continue
person to be around: Lily, cause Padfoot stinks, and he better keep his distance if he knows what's good for him!
least favorite person to be around: Snape, Snape, he's an Ape!
favorite thing to do: playing pranks, definately
favorite animal: Stag, which you DON'T eat
class: potions, I love making that evil professor suffer having me in class for an hour.
Mr Wormtail's Favorites:
food: salad, to be thin
smell: Padfoot, when he's deoderized
color: pink
favorite person to be around: Narcissa
least favorite person: Lucious Lucius & Snape
favorite thing to do: be goody two shoes
favorite animal: rat
class: Transfiguration
Hope you liked it! We might write more
A/N: This is when we tell you exactly what is in our closets
Mr. Prongs says that he isn't exactly sure when he last cleaned it...what year is it? He thinks there is some moldy old cheese in there, because that's what it smells like.
Mr. Padfoot says he has not been in his closet for a while for fear of being avalanched. My pretty purple & yellow cow is in there. And a picture of Snape with pink hair.
Mr. Wormtail would like to say that he has just recently visited his closet and has a good idea about what's in there. My happy pony p.j.'s, my pink bunny slippers (with lace!), and a picture of my mum saying "Bye Snookums!"
Awwww!
A/N: This is the most trouble we've gotten into, and how we've gotten into it.
The time Mr. Prongs got in the most trouble was when he got into a fight with Snape between classes. Not only did I get 3 weeks of detention, my hair was flashing different colors for days, thanks to Snape.
Mr. Padfoot got in the most trouble when he tried to play a joke on Snape, but it back fired. Instead of Snape getting the shampoo and grease control for Christmas, Dumbledore got it. The shampoo wasn't really shampoo, but a shrinking solution. So...I got in more trouble than I would like to remember.
Mr. Wormtail would recall the time he got in trouble most, and that was when he stole Professor McGonnagal's hat during Transfiguration. She yelled at him, and in fear of getting in trouble (detention), he gave it back.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed that!
