Chapter Two
Key: Padfoot-italics; Prongs-regular; Wormtail-bold; Authors Note--underlined; Lily-italics & underlined
Mr. Prongs needs a countercurse.
Why? inquires Mr Padfoot.
Because he will soon die says Mr Wormtail.
No, I need it so I can stop glowing hot pink.
Glowing hot pink? cool!
My favourite colour!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now it's green...yellow...blue... Snape needs a life!!
You just figured that out?!? Mr Wormtail seems to have gone on vacation.
Why isn't he writing back? He's scheming!
Wormtail scheming! mwhahahaha!
Hardly! About what would I be scheming?
You look suspicious and you are scheming to steal everyone's underwear!
Mr Prongs sometimes you scare me.
I think Mr Prongs has a fascination for other's undies...a good example--Snape!
I DON'T like Snape's undies! It was just fun to fly them around the Quidditch pitch. It's not like I kept them as a momento!
Are you sure, Mr Prongs? I think you're not telling us something!
Ok it was me who gave the Slytherins your underwear to hang on the flagpole.
That was a great trick! When are you going to put DJ and Hogwarts together?
As soon as you want to and DJ's attention is on something else. I am going to sing!
Please spare us Mr Prongs! My ears might fall off!
I was just at singing lessons! I have a beautiful voice, ask Lily!
Mr Prongs is right. He sings very well. Wormtail stop picking on him & me. You need to brush your teeth but we don't always bother you about it.
Some people like growing moss on their teeth.
You people are very rude! I just know the last time that I heard Mr Prongs sing (before singing lessons) it was terrible! And Mr Padfoot maybe I should give you a lesson in putting on deodorant! And spraying yourself with air freshener!
Well maybe we should give you a lesson on brushing your teeth.
I brush them just fine! But with youor smelly problem, even Mr Prongs agrees with me that you smell like dung!
We'll change his name from Padfoot to Dungfoot then. And Wormtail, you are now Wormteeth.
*Sniff, sniff* You know Mr Prongs other people have feelings too. And I stuck up for you.
Sorry but I couldn't resist...now for singing! *begins to sing Phantom of the Opera.*
*Gags and falls over pretending to be dead.*
*Continues wailing the Opera.*
*Yawns* Time for my nap--sing a lullaby, Mr Prongs.
*Sings louder to keep Padfoot awake*
*Moans in anger and pulls pillow over his head to block out the screeches.*
*Starts to snore loudly*
*Screeches louder.*
(Lily:) What's going on, is someone dying??
*Mr Prongs shuts up.* No, Padfoot's snoring.
*Padfoot wakes up* Uh hi Lil'.
Lily: Did you know your snoring sounds like someone screeching the Opera?
No that was Prongs! He was screeching the Opera!
*Wormtail comes out, teeth nicely brushed. Bats eyelashed at Lily.* Hi Lily.
*Punches Wormtail off the chair.*
Who do you think you are Wormtail?!? I am a little Nobby Nuttcase said Wormy.
I am actually not a nuttcase. *Stands up. Sees he has made a dent in the floor from being pushed off the chair. Starts to cry and runs into his bedroom so Lily wouldn't see him cry.*
Lily: *Gives them all weird looks.* I'm going to find some people who AREN'T insane to talk to...
I'm not insane...yet.
No don't leave! Let's all play a game...
*Comes out tear-free* Yes let's all play a nice game! *Gives her a puppy dog look.*
Lily: *cautiously* What kind of game?
Fetch!
Super Mouse!
Hunting! It's deer season!
Hey!! Let's have a snowball fight and bury Padfoot in the snow *cough* and forget about him *cough*
Yeah!! I mean hey!
Pillow fight!
No let's play hide & seek but not outside--it's scary and dark! *wimpers*
Lily: *begins beating Padfoot with a pillow*
Hey! *grabs pillow and starts beating her back.*
*Has a sudden vision of Snape saying "I am your father" to a young boy (not yet born) named Harry.*
Lily: *knocks Wormtail out of his vision by beating him over the head with a pillow*
Don't knock him over again! He'll put a hole in the floor!
*Starts to cry hysterically and again runs into his bedroom.*
Oops. *begins hitting Lily lovingly with a pillow*
Lily: *slams him back with a pillow hard*
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
A/N: That is all for chapt 2! please R&R!!
