The Benefits of Wiznet

By: Calypso in Love

Chapter Two: [Click. Nothing.]

Last Time:

Hermione Granger makes a new friend on Wizarini Messenger… but who is this BigNastyDragon? And will Ron eat his niece Petal?

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Ron,

I'm fine thanks. Leave Harry and Ginny alone in their newfound bliss. They spent long enough mooning around after each other… this is a change for the better, right? Still, glad it's not me.

I'm glad your parents have found some new Muggle Guinea Pigs so they can leave MY parents alone.

Bill and Charlie are not buffoons Ron, you shouldn't speak so of your own brothers. But they went on romantic getaways in the same place? How will Liz and Vera like that? They really are slightly buffoon-ish.

Yes, you are being cruel. The poor thing IS only two Ron! And think of who her parents are. How could she be anything else? But at least you're helping your Mother by getting rid of the gnomes. Be nicer to poor little Petal please?! If Fred and George like her so much she can't be that bad.

How are Perce and Pen, by the way?

I'll see when I can come, I have to check with my parents. Probably sometime in early August. Yes you do need some company desperately, I can see (read) that.

Love and your badge back,

Mione

P.S. And Ron, please, use some paragraphs.

HogwartsAHistoryLover: Haaaaaarrrrryyyyyyyyyy? Harryharryharryharryharryharry?

The-boy-who-lived-for-Ginny: Yes?

HogwartsAHistoryLover: That's a corny nickname. And it's not capitalized properly.

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny: Better, O great Grammar Goddess?

HogwartsAHistoryLover: I suppose. Harry. Harry. Hello Harry. Hi Harry. Smello Harry. Bonjour Harry. Salut Harry. Harryharryharry.

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny: Herm are you ok?

HogwartsAHistoryLover: Yeah sorry. Just wanted to type your name. Bored I guess.

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny: I have to go…

HogwartsAHistoryLover: Where?

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny: Er…

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny: He has to come snog with me. This is Ginny by the way.

HogwartsAHistoryLover: Really? I thought it was Ron?!

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny: HERMIONE!

The-Boy-Who-Lived-For-Ginny has left the conversation.

Hermione stuck her tongue out at the screen, then smiled. Gotta love Harry and Gin. She checked her emails and replied to a few, then checked her junk mail.

Make Your Wand Magically Longer

Why would someone want a longer wand? Length doesn't really matter… Hermione shrugged and decided to surf around.

www.wizbooks.com

Search: Hacking

Search Results:

Wizhacking for Dummies

by: Geraldo Mudwallop

Hacking up Hair Balls: Life of a Cat

By: Crookshanks Granger (Hermione smiled as she saw the Crookshanks autobiography)

Hacking, phlegm, and other lung stuff: How to fix it

By: Richie Cough-Swallow

Hermione grimaced and clicked on Wizhacking for Dummies.

Description: Want to learn how to hack into your friends accounts, steal stuff, make money and play great practical jokes? This is the book for you. Mudwallop, a distinguished leader among the hacking elite, finally finishes his masterpiece, the Mother of all Hacking-how-to books… and to top it all off, even Dummies can use it! Only 5 Galleons!

Hermione frowned. It did not seem overly promising. But it was only 5 Galleons.... And she HAD to have it, didn't she?

BUY

She entered her Wiznet Card code and looked over at the little circular pad sitting on top of her trunk. A book materialized. Good thing. That WizBeamer had cost a pretty knut.

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Ok… so now I just click here and…

Voila!

Hermione smirked at the screen smugly. So BigNastyDragon… who's the big hacky-person now? Heh heh. Now let's see, let's get into his options and there I can see his name….

Mwahaha I'm so evil and cool and hacky.

Hermione clicked on

OPTIONS

Nothing happened. Grr. Click. Nothing. Click. Nothing. ClickClickClickClickClickClick. Nothing. CLICK. NOTHING.

Oh wait, something was happening… there was a little box coming up on her screen, and it was saying…

Are YOU trying to hack into MY account?

YEAH BABY I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH

Hermione found no ex button. She couldn't escape. Alt Ctrl Delete was nixed. So she opted for the 'passing through' choice. It seemed less likely that she'd die a horrible death.

YOUR CHOICE IS BEING PROCESSED

YOUR FATE IS BEING DECIDED

GIVE ME A MOMENT TO THINK

WAIT I DON'T NEED ONE

BYE

Nothing happened. Until Hermione heard something ticking. She spun around and looked at the Wizbeamer. There was something suspiciously bomb-ish sitting on it.

TBC

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