AN: Well, I'm back. I'm not dead, see? I've had this accursed writer's block for forever……. Actually I wrote this while still in writer's block. So..if this thing stinks..well…I'm sorry, I did my best. Anyway, here's Professor Mole's poem. Enjoy.
Numbers, calculations, theories galore
Oh what an existence is this to explore!
Mysteries of the cosmos, magics, and science
All can be solved with a simple chemical balance
I'll solve them all with my mind, amazing
All the great beasts unknown I'll be taming!
Witness the power of genius unleashed
A greatness of the likes you've never seen.
And all of it's done with my worthy pencil
My instrument grand, my beloved utensil.
Watch, my good friends
As I dance with inspiration's shoes
And tap-dance away all of Avalar's blues!
I'll come up with the ultimate equation
With my brain and with your help we'll be the salvation
The great worlds have been longing for
Ever since evil's head burst through the front doors
Yes, together we will triumph
Skill, knowledge, strength come together in a grand alliance!
And together we'll-
Wait! I've got it!
Yes, yes, YES! Divide the 4..carry..the 3.…..
Oh, what a lovely project this one will be!
