AN: Well, I'm back. I'm not dead, see? I've had this accursed writer's block for forever……. Actually I wrote this while still in writer's block. So..if this thing stinks..well…I'm sorry, I did my best. Anyway, here's Professor Mole's poem. Enjoy.

Numbers, calculations, theories galore

Oh what an existence is this to explore!

Mysteries of the cosmos, magics, and science

All can be solved with a simple chemical balance

I'll solve them all with my mind, amazing

All the great beasts unknown I'll be taming!

Witness the power of genius unleashed

A greatness of the likes you've never seen.

And all of it's done with my worthy pencil

My instrument grand, my beloved utensil.

Watch, my good friends

As I dance with inspiration's shoes

And tap-dance away all of Avalar's blues!

I'll come up with the ultimate equation

With my brain and with your help we'll be the salvation

The great worlds have been longing for

Ever since evil's head burst through the front doors

Yes, together we will triumph

Skill, knowledge, strength come together in a grand alliance!

And together we'll-

Wait! I've got it!

Yes, yes, YES! Divide the 4..carry..the 3.…..

Oh, what a lovely project this one will be!