Cold Life

Yes, internet is down. Dammit. Stoopid comp won't connect properly. Wonder what's wrong. Not curious.

PIKACHARA: Nothing here is hers. Nothing I tell you!!

Ahem... Now, I will be writing in Ryou-chan's POV. Feel free to glomp him after.

Mali is Yami Malik and 'Lik (and for Christ's sake, do not pronounce lick, please! It already cracks me up bad enough!) is Malik.

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Ryou's POV

I was woken up by light coming through the closed shutters. How annoying. Just when I was enjoying a quiet cuddle with my lovers for once, and the sun decided to be an annoying little bugger. I must be spending to much time with my lovers, their behavior was starting to rub off on me. Bakura wouldn't be happy. But at that time, who cared what Bakura would think? I was relaxing in a warm embrace from my two lovers, and the world could just sod off for the moment. I opened my eyes wide. I really was spending too much time with my lovers! I couldn't believe I had used such language. Then I smiled, I still knew how to speak properly.

Of course, once I had woken up, it was impossible for me not to torment my lovers. And over time, I had become quite the expert in that area. I knew just the trick, and their reactions would be quite worth the bother of setting this up. I wrapped my arm around Mali, just like 'Lik had at the time, and ran my hand up and down his flank in a teasing movement that I knew aroused him. I heard him murmur in his sleep, leaning into the caresses. Good, now on to phase two. I wrapped my other unoccupied arm around 'Lik, just like Mali's, and put my hand on his ass, just like Mali was. If there was one place where 'Lik was sensitive, apart from his cock, it was his ass. The slightest touch would give him the biggest hard-on of the century. I ran my hand up and down, feeling his body react to the touch. Just as I felt them wake up, I quickly, but yet went unnoticed, removed my arms, putting them back into their original positions. I heard Mali mumble something about wanting more and 'Lik groan.

"Mali, more! Please!" I heard 'Lik plead.

"What? But you were giving me the best time of my life? Why did you stop?" Mali asked him.

I supposed realization had dawned on them, as they fell silent. I felt them sit up in bed.

"Ryou-chan..." I heard 'Lik say.

"We know you're awake..." Mali continued.

I faked a waking up groan, when one of them leaned down, pressing small kisses to my abdomen, causing me to giggle.

"Okay, okay, I give in, it was me!" I giggled, opening my eyes to see their amused faces peering down at me.

"Well, now that you've gotten us up, if you see what I mean, you're going to have to suffer the consequences..." Mali whispered huskily.

"Oh, um, come on guys, let me at least have breakfast and warn Bakura!" I pleaded, before jumping out of bed and running down into the kitchen where Bakura was already sitting. Quietly. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a miracle. He seemed to be thinking, deep in thought too, I wonder if it hurt him much... Yet, I couldn't help but worry, because usually when he did think, it was that something was on his mind, something serious.

"Bakura?" I asked.

He blinked once, and turned to face me.

"G'morning Ryou, had a good night?" he asked slyly.

"Sorry, didn't mean to disturb you. What's wrong? You seem preoccupied."

"Oh nothing, I had a strange dream last night."

Resisting the urge to ask him how on Earth he had managed to sleep last night, I sat down next to him.

"Do you want to talk about it?" I asked.

"Well, I dreamt that I went to see Frost, I don't know why... And, um... Well, I got into Yugi and Yami's place, and of course, being the lucky person that I am, I got to hear dearest Pharaoh-chan and Seto going at it like wild rabbits on Viagra. And then, Frost came out, but not like we had seen him, he seemed... different. He said that it was because of the two lovers upstairs, that them being together like that had brought back his memories. And um, he said that he wouldn't be around for long, and I asked him why. He said... He said that no one cared for him. It all ended up with me kissing him, and trying to go further. When I didn't stop, something happened, and I woke up then. But it felt so... so real Ryou. It's confusing me. Was it, or was it not?"

Just as I was about to answer him, my lovers burst into the room. I love them to death, but they really do have the worse timing. There was no way that I would be able to help Bakura now. I sighed.

"There you are Ryou-chan! Oh. Hi Bakura!" 'Lik said brightly, too brightly... He was scaring me.

"Oh hi Bakura, you sure you don't wanna join us? It could be lots of fun you know..." Mali said seductively.

Bakura glared at him.

"No, I like to sleep at night." he said before exiting the room.

"Serves you right." I told him.

"Oh, I know what would be just right, right now, do you 'Lik?" Mali asked.

"Hmm, Ryou-chan with cream on top?"

"Just what I was thinking. 'Lik, get the whipped cream, Ryou-chan, come here, we won't hurt you too much."

I was going to pay dearly for my earlier on teasing. I told you it was all worth it. Poor Bakura though...