Chapter 2: A Screwed up chapter mostly on packing.

First of all, I'd like to thank Kirbster for her positive review~.^Also, I forgot to metion in the last chapter that I do not own Kirby and co. or the Psycho movies, or in this chapter, I do not own SSB.

"Okay" says King Dedede," I've got my sleepin' bag, my pillow, my medical kit, my hammer, my..." The list went on and on, "My change of clothes, my change of hats, my-" Suddenly, The author breaks in. "Excuse me, King Dedede, but this is the opening scene, and you're hogging way too much of it. not only that, but you never gave back my copy of Super Smash Brothers when you were done with it." "Well" said King Dedede "You're the one typing this story, so it's your fault, plus YOU stole my name. And I'm not giving the game back until you tell me what you did with my tank." King Dedede crossed his arms and gave the author(me) a raspberry. I make that sign for "Crazy". You know, when you spin your finger around in front of your ear? King Dedede stands up, "Take that back!" I follow suit, "No!" Well, King Dedede got royally PO'd, if you'll pardon the pun, and lifted his hammer over my head, "Take it back now, or i'll smash your brains in!" I remain cool and collected. "You can't hurt me. I've got a secret weapon." then I jump up and begin to tickle King Dedede around the ribs. "NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't- HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! Stop tickling me!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! After I stopped Tickling, he jumps up, "Okay you snotty little brat!! I'm gonna- Oh, crap, where's my hammer?!" I hold it up with both hands. "I've got it, and I'm gonna keep it, HA HA HA!" He begins to run after me, "GIVE THAT BACK, YOU LITTLE CREEP! I SWEAR, WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA...

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Meanwhile, while I was running from King Dedede, Escargoon was doing his packing. "Let's see, I've got dried food, water, sunblock, and I'm definetely not packing any lab samples, since that time I turned King Dedede into a frog on accident. Then he remembered, Oh, crap! I forgot my medical kit! it's in the bathroom! He walked (If you can call it that) to the bathroom and began to search for the medical kit. "Where is it, Where is it, Where is it?" He asked himself. then he saw it. It was on the shelf next to a tube of hemmoroid cream. (Don't ask.) He reached up for the kit and grabbed it off the shelf only to have the octorok nip him in the butt. Needless to say, he went nuts and began to scream like a girl. "AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" He darted out of the bathroom in a speed not normally seen in snails, screaming,"HELP, HELP, IT'S GOT ME, IT'S GOT ME, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, OH GET IT OFF PLEASE, IT'S GONNA KILL ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! He barrled down the hall continuing to scream at sound levels that came pretty darn close to breaking the sound barrier. he grabbed a fire poker, ran into the bathroom, and began to frantically beat the toilet with it. As he was trying to kill the monster, he screamed, "DIE DIE! DIE YOU FILTHY DENZIEN OF THE UNDERWORLD!" King Dedede runs in after he got me to hand over his hammer by promising me I'd get to beat Metaknight with a hassock after the fanfic is finished and sees Escargoon beating the pot. He dashes over to him and grabs the poker. "Put the poker down, PUT THE POKER DOWN!!" He grabs it and throws it away, pulls him away from the toilet , and once again, slaps Escargoon so hard across the face that spit, plus a little bit of blood goes flying out of his mouth. Escargoon shakes his head. "Sorry, sire. I saw the terrible beast of darkness again." "If you're talking about the octopus, it can't hurt you, unless it turns giant, so you shouldn't be afraid of it." said King Dedede. Escargoon put his hand to his head, "Oh, wow, I think I've got brain damage. "Why don't you let me make you some chicken soup?" "That's not even funny King Dedede!!!" King Dedede walked Into the Kitchen only to find that there was no ice. so he grabbed a pack of frozen peas and brought them to Escargoon, whose head was lolling from side to side as he tried to keep from fainting. "Here" He said, "I couldn't find any ice, so I brought some frozen peas." Escargoon put the frozen peas to his head. "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..." Escargoon was asleep. King Dedede poured the water from a nearby flower vase all over Escargoon's head. He woke up. "Why did you do that?" He asked. "I just saved your life." said King Dedede.

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Tiff was packing her backpack so full that it looked like it weighed at least 300 pounds. "Let's see, I've got everything I need, plus a few books. Tuff! what did you pack?" Tuff came in dragging an empty backpack. "I haven't packed anything yet. I don't know what I should pack for a long camping trip like this one." "Um, Did it ever occur to you to bring food?" Said Tiff. "Uh... no..." said Tuff "Or a change of clothes?" "No..." "Or medical supplies?" "um..." "Or water, or toilet paper, or a survival book, or-" Okay, Okay, I Get It!! said Tuff. "I'll pack all of that stuff!" Then Kirby waddles in, "Um, Guys? I have a problem. I can't fit my water in my backpack." Tiff rolls her eyes and says, "Y'know Kirby, If you didn't try to fit a barrel in your backpack, you might be able to at least pack some food too." "Gotcha." says Kirby, "I'll bring a canteen, and some food." Sir Ebrum & Lady Like come in. "Well, do you have enough food? asks Lady Like, "I know Kirby loves to eat." "Yes mom." says Tuff. "We made sure we have enough food." "Hey" says Tiff, "I just thought of something! What If one of us needs hospital treatment? You know for a snakebite or something?" Sir Ebrum hands Tiff a digital phone. "If you or your friends are injured, just call 911. It also comes in handy for ordering pizza." "Now how would they find us?" says Tuff. "Ummmmmm..." Sir Ebrum Didn't know how to answer that. "D*mn straight." says Tuff. "TUFF EBRUM!!!" says Lady Like, "YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH, OR I WILL WASH IT OUT WITH SOAP!!!" Tuff cowered, "Sorry, Mom. I won't say it again." Kirby had just finished packing his lunch, plus some water. "Let's go!" he said, "King Dedede is probably waiting for us at the door!"

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After a few Kisses goodbye, and a whole lotta trouble trying to get all the bags out to the tank, everybody got into the tank and sat down. Escargoon was driving, King Dedede rode shotgun, and everyone else sat in the back trying not to fall off the back. Suddenly, King Dedede began to sing a song with some of the lyrics mangled. It went like this:

"back on the road again, feelin' kinda lonely and lookin' for the right place, to get by. Friends say I'm crazy cuz, easily I fall in love, gotta get some boys here, this time. Maybe we'll meet at a bar, He'll drive a funky car-"

"King Dedede?" said Escargoon, "Pick something else to sing. That's a girl's song" So King Dedede made up a limerick:

"There was a snail named Escargoon, who dumpster dives like a raccoon, He sat on his *ss, Right on broken glass, and Couldn't sit down till June."

Escargoon got mad, "You said you wouldn't talk about that anymore!!" Then he got even by singing:

"A Penguin named King Dedede, desparately needed to pee, that night we were paired, Because he got scared, He needs to cut down on iced tea."

(A/N: If you saw that episode of Kirby: Right back at ya! where the "ghost" is haunting King Dedede, You know what he's talking about.)

King Dedede made up a short song:

"Escargoon is here to stay, Even though he's really gay!"

Escargoon made one up to the same tune:

"King Dedede is really fly, Even if he is a bi!"

Tuff Joined in:

"My sister is a cutie pie, But she looks just like a guy!"

Tiff shot back:

"My brother may be really cool, but he's just a stupid fool!"

Kirby finished:

"All of us are just plain wrong, now I'm ending this D*mn song!"

Everybody else finished it a second time:

"Kirby is really tough, but he's just a powder puff!!"

Everyone, Even Kirby was laughing. Thats when they noticed they were there. They all got out of the tank and began to walk into the forest. King Dedede lead them into the forest. "Okay" he said, "We need to go to the deepest, darkest part of the forest if we want to find the evil ghost. I'm guessing that it will be in the creepiest part of this crap-hole." Escargoon added a very good point, "But if it likes torturing people just for the heck of it, then it will come looking for us, won't it?" Kirby added an even better one, "But what if it can't come out in the light and it only captures those who are dumb enough to wander into the dark parts of the forest?" "Ditto." said Escargoon. "Right." said Tiff. "Gotcha" said Tuff. "D*mn straight." Said King Dedede, causing everyone to turn around and look at him, surprised at his language. King Dedede blushed as red as a beet, "Sorry guys" He said, "I guess I drank a little too much sake before we left." "You're drunk?!?!?!" Escargoon said. "Not very much" Said King Dedede, "Just enough to throw off my judgement a little bit. But I'm not gonna get all crazy on you and start dancing with a lampshade on my head like a moron." "Nuts." said Tuff. Everybody turned to look at him. He just looked away and whistled. As they continued walking, Everyone was wondering about Tuff's mental health.

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They were at the deepest darkest part of the forest my high noon.After they set up the tents, They began to get out the weenies, and they gathered sticks. King Dedede made a fire, but he cheated by using a lighter. As they were roasting their weenies, King Dedede said, "This ghost must be really evil, she has big fangs, sharp claws, long horns, and mottled skin." "How do you know what she looks like, or even what gender she is?" said Escargoon. "Because she's right behind you." Escargoon screamed and jumped 6 feet in the air until he heard King Dedede laughing. He continued to laugh until suddenly, He froze. He was looking straight ahead in a state of total shock. Slowly, he lifted his hand and pointed behind everyone. Everyone In the clearing turned around and prepared themselves for whatever was behind them...

End of chapter 2

Don't you just hate it when they leave you hanging? Sorry it's so short, but I don't want to keep anyone waiting.