Chapter 4: The most screwed up duel you'll ever see Part one.
First of all, I do not own, Kirby, La-Z-boy, Tums, Rolaids, Or Purina. And I'm sorry if you don't like this chapter, I just wanted to do a song chapter. Sorry it's so short ~.^
"COME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN........... I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIITING FOR YOU......................." The loud, drawn out voice continued to call them to the haunted tunnel. Slowly our heros crept to the pipe. They heard the sound of rushing water. "What the heck was that?" said King Dedede. Suddenly a HUGE wave of dirty water washed out of the pipe, and washed them into a tree. "NOT THAT PIPE, YOU IDIOTS!!!" The voice said, talking normally, "THE ONE NEXT TO IT!! GEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE STUPID." So they walked into the pipe next to it and found that it wasn't very deep. Then suddenly, a light came on revealing........................... Tuff wrapped in a towel. King Dedede couldn't control it. He busted out laughing at him, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Everyone looked at him like he was nuts. The he/she got real mad and turned blood-red. "IT WASN'T FUNNY, YOU JERK!!!!" King Dedede continued to laugh at him Until Tuff jumped up, almost losing his towel, but grabbing it at the last minute, and yelled, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!! YOU PICK THE WEAPON SINCE I CHALLENGED YOU!!!" Everyone expected King Dedede to a mallet fight. He didn't. He said, "I choose to have a sing-off!! Very well. said Tuff. "Meet me at the stump in that clearing over there."
***
"And now" Announced Tiff, "Singing, '99 dead baboons', to the tune of '99 Red Balloons' by Tim Cavenar, KING DEDEDE!!!" King Dedede started by admitting, 'First of all, there are a couple of lines in this song that I'm not real sure about. He began:
~ Hello, Bobby, My old friend. It's good to see you once again, How's your mother, How's your aunt? How's your fathers skin diving suit?~
Everyone busted out laughing. "That's one of the lines I'm not real sure about, but it goes something like that." King Dedede said. Then he continued:
~I've got something you should see back at my place, come with me. I've got some brand new furnishings, plus 99 dead baboons. 99 dead baboons sitting in my living room, not to functional it seems, but quite a conversation piece, this one's Jake, that one's Dinah, There's Big Ned in my recliner No it's not a La-Z-Boy, Can't you see it's a dead baboon? Dead baboons, Everybody! Dead Baboons Dead Baboons Dead Baboons How they got here, I'm not sure, Woke up one day, there they were. luckily, I've got a lease allowing pets if they're deceased I'm just thankful they're not apes, cuz apes would clash with the drapes no more napkins at my parties wipe your hands on a dead baboon. Dead Baboons, Everybody! Dead Baboons Dead Baboons Dead Baboons Dead baboons are lots of fun. Playin' water ballons I've always won You can Keep your dead giraffes and swine, I'll take dead baboons every time. There's just one problem I have found. It's finding purina Dead baboon chow. But what a happy snorkeling device~
Everyone laughed again. "That's the second line I'm not real sure about, but it goes something like that." King Dedede admitted. Then he ended the song:
~With 99 dead baboons, Everybody! Dead Baboons, Dead Baboons, Dead Baboons.~
Everyone clapped and cheered. Then Tiff announced Metaknight, "Now, singing 'Cat in the Kettle' By Wierd Al Yankovich, Tuff!! Tuff began:
~Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese, Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain, But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's purrin' there on my fork.
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Room the place where I eat every day at noon. they say that it's beef or fish or pork, but it's purrin' here on my fork It's purrin' here on my fork.
Chow Lin asked If I wanted more, as he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today, I've lost my appetite, There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight I was suckin on a Rolaids and a Tums or two, when I swear I heard a mew and that is when I knew
There's a cat in the Kettle at the Peking Room I think I'd better stop eatin' there at noon they say that it's beef or fish or pork but it's purrin there on my fork there's a hairball on my fork~
Everyone clapped and cheered. Tiff thought for a moment and announced the winner. "And the winner iiiiiis...... KING DEDEDE!!! Everyone except Tuff went nuts. "Okay, you b*stard!" He said, "Now I challenge you to a duel of weapons!" King Dedede didn't need to think twice. "Mallets." He said.
Will King Dedede beat Tuff? Will we ever get to see the ghost? find out in the next chapter, when the second question will remain unanswered.
End of Chapter 4
First of all, I do not own, Kirby, La-Z-boy, Tums, Rolaids, Or Purina. And I'm sorry if you don't like this chapter, I just wanted to do a song chapter. Sorry it's so short ~.^
"COME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN........... I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIITING FOR YOU......................." The loud, drawn out voice continued to call them to the haunted tunnel. Slowly our heros crept to the pipe. They heard the sound of rushing water. "What the heck was that?" said King Dedede. Suddenly a HUGE wave of dirty water washed out of the pipe, and washed them into a tree. "NOT THAT PIPE, YOU IDIOTS!!!" The voice said, talking normally, "THE ONE NEXT TO IT!! GEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE STUPID." So they walked into the pipe next to it and found that it wasn't very deep. Then suddenly, a light came on revealing........................... Tuff wrapped in a towel. King Dedede couldn't control it. He busted out laughing at him, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Everyone looked at him like he was nuts. The he/she got real mad and turned blood-red. "IT WASN'T FUNNY, YOU JERK!!!!" King Dedede continued to laugh at him Until Tuff jumped up, almost losing his towel, but grabbing it at the last minute, and yelled, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!! YOU PICK THE WEAPON SINCE I CHALLENGED YOU!!!" Everyone expected King Dedede to a mallet fight. He didn't. He said, "I choose to have a sing-off!! Very well. said Tuff. "Meet me at the stump in that clearing over there."
***
"And now" Announced Tiff, "Singing, '99 dead baboons', to the tune of '99 Red Balloons' by Tim Cavenar, KING DEDEDE!!!" King Dedede started by admitting, 'First of all, there are a couple of lines in this song that I'm not real sure about. He began:
~ Hello, Bobby, My old friend. It's good to see you once again, How's your mother, How's your aunt? How's your fathers skin diving suit?~
Everyone busted out laughing. "That's one of the lines I'm not real sure about, but it goes something like that." King Dedede said. Then he continued:
~I've got something you should see back at my place, come with me. I've got some brand new furnishings, plus 99 dead baboons. 99 dead baboons sitting in my living room, not to functional it seems, but quite a conversation piece, this one's Jake, that one's Dinah, There's Big Ned in my recliner No it's not a La-Z-Boy, Can't you see it's a dead baboon? Dead baboons, Everybody! Dead Baboons Dead Baboons Dead Baboons How they got here, I'm not sure, Woke up one day, there they were. luckily, I've got a lease allowing pets if they're deceased I'm just thankful they're not apes, cuz apes would clash with the drapes no more napkins at my parties wipe your hands on a dead baboon. Dead Baboons, Everybody! Dead Baboons Dead Baboons Dead Baboons Dead baboons are lots of fun. Playin' water ballons I've always won You can Keep your dead giraffes and swine, I'll take dead baboons every time. There's just one problem I have found. It's finding purina Dead baboon chow. But what a happy snorkeling device~
Everyone laughed again. "That's the second line I'm not real sure about, but it goes something like that." King Dedede admitted. Then he ended the song:
~With 99 dead baboons, Everybody! Dead Baboons, Dead Baboons, Dead Baboons.~
Everyone clapped and cheered. Then Tiff announced Metaknight, "Now, singing 'Cat in the Kettle' By Wierd Al Yankovich, Tuff!! Tuff began:
~Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese, Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain, But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's purrin' there on my fork.
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Room the place where I eat every day at noon. they say that it's beef or fish or pork, but it's purrin' here on my fork It's purrin' here on my fork.
Chow Lin asked If I wanted more, as he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today, I've lost my appetite, There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight I was suckin on a Rolaids and a Tums or two, when I swear I heard a mew and that is when I knew
There's a cat in the Kettle at the Peking Room I think I'd better stop eatin' there at noon they say that it's beef or fish or pork but it's purrin there on my fork there's a hairball on my fork~
Everyone clapped and cheered. Tiff thought for a moment and announced the winner. "And the winner iiiiiis...... KING DEDEDE!!! Everyone except Tuff went nuts. "Okay, you b*stard!" He said, "Now I challenge you to a duel of weapons!" King Dedede didn't need to think twice. "Mallets." He said.
Will King Dedede beat Tuff? Will we ever get to see the ghost? find out in the next chapter, when the second question will remain unanswered.
End of Chapter 4
