9:57 AM
Hello my brand-new little diary. You were a gift from my beloved Arwen, so that I may write about all that happens whilst we are separated. We are going on a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong, dangerous journey; across giant mountains, through desolate wastelands; fighting terrible creatures; travelling through some of the harshest conditions in Middle Earth. Yep. We have to go to the supermarket and buy Legolas a new bottle of shampoo.
