Oops sorry I forgot 2 do one of those intros at the beginning of the last chapter.  SORRY! Well this is just a little fic I started one day when I was incredibly bored on the bus so it might be a bit strange.  It's kinda like the my life is a toilet/wedgie/boob tube books.  Anyways if u like, please review and ill post up the rest of it!

Spoilers: none

Disclaimer:  all I own is the boredom and the incredible stupidness

P.s. This is a bit of a joint fic with fellow ff.net author Aaron (well one of em anyways) so all the bits she wrote are in italics and hopefully they'll turn up! Oh and I realise that a lot of the things I mention don't exist in Middle Earth, but just pretend they are!  Oh and by the way, in case some people don't know, Ada is Elrond.

9:58 AM

Well we have to leave soon.  I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know I should be supportive of Legolas, but really, does he need more shampoo?  I mean, I've never used shampoo, and look at my hair!  I think I might convince him tostay in Rivendell. 

9:58 and a bit AM:

No I won't.  He's still crying over his empty bottle of shampoo.

9:58 and a quarter AM:

Legolas is still crying

9:58 and a half AM:

Still crying

9:58 and three quarters AM:

STILL crying!

9:58 AM:

Still- no wait.  Sam hit him in the face with a saucepan.  He's stopped crying now.  Oh no!  I think he's dead!

10:00 AM:

No, he's just unconscious

10:01 AM:

He's awake now.  Oh no! He's trying to kill Sam!  YAY!  Maybe now we won't have to go!

10:02 AM:

Damn!  Ada says we have to go coz he's out of shampoo too!  Well I'm still not going!

10:05 AM:

Oh no!  Arwen's out of shampoo too!  We must leave at once!

10:06 AM:

Well now I'm sitting on my horse, Samdumb, and I'm writing this.  Gandalf is leading the way.  As long as we're with him, we'll be safe.

10:07 AM:

Oh no!  Gandalf just fell off a cliff!  We're doomed!

10:08 AM:

Legolas has decided to lead the way.  We're definently doomed!

10:09 AM:

Now the hobbits are hungry.  As usual.  So now  we have to get them food!

10:10 AM:

Legolas is climbing up a tree to find some fish to turn into chippies.  I LOVE CHIPPIES!!! Oh no!!!  Legolas just fell out of the tree!  Damn!! Now we can't have chippies!!!

10:11 AM:

YAY!  A goat just walked up.  Maybe we can make it into sausages!!

10:12 AM:

Teehee!  The goat's eating Gimli's beard!  I like this goat.

10:13 AM:

Oh no!  We've lost the hobbits!  I must go and find them! 

10:14 AM:

Still looking for hobbits.

10:15 AM:

Still looking

10:16 AM:

Still looking.

10:17 AM:

Oh my god, I found a beached whale!

10:18 AM:

No I didn't.  It's just Sam. 

10:19 AM:

Hobbits have found mushrooms.  YAY!  I think I might get out my pipe.

10:23 AM:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I was smoking my pipe and I *accidently* started having naughty thoughts about Arwen, and I started stroking Sam's leg!  And I think he enjoyed it!