Oops sorry I forgot 2 do one of those intros at the beginning of the last chapter. SORRY! Well this is just a little fic I started one day when I was incredibly bored on the bus so it might be a bit strange. It's kinda like the my life is a toilet/wedgie/boob tube books. Anyways if u like, please review and ill post up the rest of it!
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: all I own is the boredom and the incredible stupidness
P.s. This is a bit of a joint fic with fellow ff.net author Aaron (well one of em anyways) so all the bits she wrote are in italics and hopefully they'll turn up! Oh and I realise that a lot of the things I mention don't exist in Middle Earth, but just pretend they are! Oh and by the way, in case some people don't know, Ada is Elrond.
9:58 AM
Well we have to leave soon. I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I should be supportive of Legolas, but really, does he need more shampoo? I mean, I've never used shampoo, and look at my hair! I think I might convince him tostay in Rivendell.
9:58 and a bit AM:
No I won't. He's still crying over his empty bottle of shampoo.
9:58 and a quarter AM:
Legolas is still crying
9:58 and a half AM:
Still crying
9:58 and three quarters AM:
STILL crying!
9:58 AM:
Still- no wait. Sam hit him in the face with a saucepan. He's stopped crying now. Oh no! I think he's dead!
10:00 AM:
No, he's just unconscious
10:01 AM:
He's awake now. Oh no! He's trying to kill Sam! YAY! Maybe now we won't have to go!
10:02 AM:
Damn! Ada says we have to go coz he's out of shampoo too! Well I'm still not going!
10:05 AM:
Oh no! Arwen's out of shampoo too! We must leave at once!
10:06 AM:
Well now I'm sitting on my horse, Samdumb, and I'm writing this. Gandalf is leading the way. As long as we're with him, we'll be safe.
10:07 AM:
Oh no! Gandalf just fell off a cliff! We're doomed!
10:08 AM:
Legolas has decided to lead the way. We're definently doomed!
10:09 AM:
Now the hobbits are hungry. As usual. So now we have to get them food!
10:10 AM:
Legolas is climbing up a tree to find some fish to turn into chippies. I LOVE CHIPPIES!!! Oh no!!! Legolas just fell out of the tree! Damn!! Now we can't have chippies!!!
10:11 AM:
YAY! A goat just walked up. Maybe we can make it into sausages!!
10:12 AM:
Teehee! The goat's eating Gimli's beard! I like this goat.
10:13 AM:
Oh no! We've lost the hobbits! I must go and find them!
10:14 AM:
Still looking for hobbits.
10:15 AM:
Still looking
10:16 AM:
Still looking.
10:17 AM:
Oh my god, I found a beached whale!
10:18 AM:
No I didn't. It's just Sam.
10:19 AM:
Hobbits have found mushrooms. YAY! I think I might get out my pipe.
10:23 AM:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was smoking my pipe and I *accidently* started having naughty thoughts about Arwen, and I started stroking Sam's leg! And I think he enjoyed it!
