10:35 AM:

Back on horses.  Legolas is leading the way.    The goat is following us.  I think I'll call him "Mr Lamington the third".

10:36 AM:

Oh no!  Mr Lamington the third just stole Merry's shoe!

10:37 AM:

Merry's chasing Mr Lamington the third to try and get his shoe back.

10: 38 AM:

Merry's chasing Mr Lamington the third in circles now.  It looks pretty funny.

10:39 AM:

Merry's still chasing Mr Lamington the third.

10:40 AM:

Still chasing him.

10:41 AM:

Still chasing him.

10:42 AM:

Now Merry's crying coz he can't get his shoe back.  I fell sorry for him.

10:43 AM:

Now Pippin's crying.  He always copies Merry. 

10:44 AM:

Merry just realised that he doesn't have any shoes, so Mr Lamington the third couldn't have stolen his shoe!  Then he stopped crying.  Then Pippin stopped crying coz he ALWAYS copies Merry.  Mr Lamington the third is walking away with his shoe.  Oh no!  He's leaving us!

10:45 AM:

Goodbye Mr Lamington the third!

10:46 AM:

We're riding again now.

10:46 and a bit AM:

Still riding.

10:46 and a half AM:

Still riding.

10:46 ¾ AM:
Still riding.  This is very boring.

10:47 AM:

Oh no!  Sam's started singing!

10:48 AM:

Oh my god, Sam's singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time"!  I think I'm gonna scream!

10:49 AM:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:50 AM:

Must make Sam shut up!

10:51 AM:

Merry and Pippin are now trying to strangle Sam so he'll stop singing.  But it's not working!  And now, if it's possible, Sam sounds even worse!

10:52 AM:

Gimli's trying to chop off Sam's head.

10:53 AM:

Oh no!  Gimli just chopped off Merry's head!

10:54 AM:

Frodo just asked Sam to stop singing.

10:55 AM:

Sweet Valar, he stopped singing!

10:56 AM:

Ah, the sweetness of silence.  I think I can hear the singing of birds again!

10:57 AM:

No I can't.  They all died when Sam started singing.

10:57 and a half AM:

Yay!  Now I can hear the voices in my head again!

10:57 and three quarters:

No I can't.  They're snoring.

10:58 AM:

Sam is now standing up on his horse.  Oh no, is he going to sing!

10:58 and a bit AM:

He's putting his hands behind his back.

10:58 and a bit more AM:

He's opening his mouth.

10:58 and a bit even more AM:

The sound is slowly coming out.  The suspense is killing me!

10:58 and some more bits AM:

Sam is finally talking.

10:59 AM:

Oh my god!  Sam just said, "I'm going to start an all boy band"!  Does this mean he's gay?  Wow.  I'd always suspected he was, but I never thought I'd be right!  And now he's just announced he's gay-sorry, he's "starting an all-boy band'.