Chapter 8

Okay, grab a drink! I say "suddenly" so much, that from now on, When you read a new chapter of my story, grab a drink and play the Screwed-up Kirby Story Drinking Game! just take a swig whenever I say "Suddenly". Keep playing until you run out of liquid, or you have to pee. Have fun! I'm also Introducing two new charactars of my own creation in this chapter. Feel free to use them, as long as you give me credit

The five ran through the woods as fast as they could. The scream echoed through the woods, as our heroes dashed to the rescue of whoever it was in distress. They burst into a clearing only to find a pink dedede with a skirt under her coat, and a HUGE oversized bow in her headfeathers instead of a hat on her head. However, she wasn't screaming, she was scraping a rake across a chalkboard. "What the h*ll are you doing?!" said King Dedede. "Yeah, " said Kirby, "That sound is horrible!" "I like the sound!" she said, and she continued to rake the chalkboard. "Who are you?" said Escargoon. "Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm..." she began to dance wildly, "Hoshi Hoshi bo Boshi banana-fanna-mo Foshi mee-my-mo Moshi, Hoshi!" she stopped dancing, "And my name means star!" she began to dance again singing, "Oh my starry- eyed surprise! sundown & sunrise, Dance all night, We're gonna dance all night, Dance all night to this DJ Uh-huh! HEY DJ-J-J" Everyone watched her dance and sing, as she continued her wild show. "And nowwwwwwwwwww... THE BIG FINISH!!!" she said. The big finish consisted of her firing an elephant rifle over everyone's heads, causing them to have to duck, as she did a 21 gun salute with only one gun. She suddenly stopped and looked at everyone. "You're a better audience than most people" she said, "Most of them flee in terror, or fall to the ground screaming and holding certain parts of their bodies" she sighed heavily, "Evvvvvvvvvverybody's a critic." Her attitude abruptly changed from gloomy to sunny right there. "So, what're your names?" Kirby spoke up first, "My name is Kirby-" Hoshi broke in, "Kirby Kirby bo Birby banana-fanna-fo Firby mee my mo Mirby, Kirby! How, 'bout you?" she asked Escargoon. "My name is Escargoon-" Hoshi cut him off too, "I don't like that name, so I'm gonna call you Escargoon. It's a better name, don't you think?" she smiled REALLY big. "Uhhhh.... I guess...." said Escargoon who was now named Escargoon. She turned to Tiff, "Who are you?" "I'm Tiff." said Tiff, "Ooooh, Tiffany! I like that name!" "It's Tiff." said Tiff "Okay, Tiffany!" Tiff sweatdropped and decided to let it go. "And you, Little Boy?" said Hoshi. "My name is Tuff" he said. "You don't look so tough!" she said, standing up, balling her fists and putting them up, "Come om, put em up! prove how tough you are!" she said. Tuff looked scared. He'd never hit a lady before in his entire life unless you count the time he hit Tiff when she broke his model plane and got his *ss kicked by his sister (Tee hee hee). Hoshi brightened up, "Oh, come on!" she said, "I was only kidding you!" She turned to King Dedede, "And who might you be?" she asked. King Dedede got ready for the usually half-*ss job at making fun of his name. "My name is......King Dedede." he said. "Do you have a brother named Dexter?" She asked. "No." said King Dedede, "Plus I said 'Dedede', not DeeDee." "Okay, I'll call you Demon, 'cuz you remind me of a big Pokemon!" (A/N: Sorry, but I do think King Dedede looks like a big pokemon. If you don't like it, Bite me :P) King Dedede sweatdropped and did that HILARIOUS visible heavy-sigh thing they do in anime. (You know, with the mushroom- shaped puff of breath? I think that's SO funny!) Suddenly, Metaknight burst into the clearing and said, "Aw crap, they already saved her!" he was wearing his best dress for the maiden in distress. Needless to say, King Dedede once again lost all control right there. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He was on the ground laughing so hard that he was drooling like a tiny version of the Niagra Falls. He pounded the ground so hard, he left pits in the ground where his fists hit. Metaknight turned bright red, "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" He said, "I'M NOT GAY, I JUST LIKE THE FREEDOM OF NO PANTS AND THE SECURITY OF A CAPE PUT TOGETHER!!!" And with that, he said, "How did you save her, you aren't even scratched!" Before they could speak, Hoshi piped up, "It was awesome! they rushed right into the fray with the evil clowns, and killed them by playing the soundtrack to "The Sound of Music." (A/N: I'm sorry, but that movie SUCKS!!!) Hoshi began to sing, "THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUSIC!

About an hour later...

"RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS OFF KITTENS..." Hoshi was still going strong. finally, Kirby said, "Um.... Hoshi? I think you should stop now. Metaknight was shrieking in agony and stopped five minutes ago, and now he's not moving." They all crowded around Metaknight as Kirby got right up in his face. Suddenly (There's that word again) Metaknight shot up and said, "I just dreamt I was being stabbed!" "How horrible!" said Tiff. "Naw, it was a relief after hearing that horrible song." said Metaknight. Tuff suddenly realized that it was midnight. "We'd better get back to the camp, It's..." he began to sing and dance, "AFTER MIDNI-IGHT..." Escargoon cut him off right there, "Please shut up, It's only funny when Hoshi does it." Tuff got an evil look on his face, "I know something else that's funny, no matter who does it." He grabbed something out of his backpack and tossed it at Escargoon. "Oh, crap....." said King Dedede, "is that....." It was. It was the octorok. Escargoon began to scream and run(If you can call it that) around in circles clawing at his skin, trying to get the little guy off. Hoshi's eyes brightened, "Hey, that looks like fun!" so she began to run around and scream too. King Dedede finally knocked Escargoon out with his mallet and pulled off the monster. Kirby yawned, "Let's go back to camp. I'm pooped." "Heeheeheeheehee..... you said poop!" said Hoshi. Everyone sweatdropped, and after King Dedede picked up Escargoon, they all walked back to camp.

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Late that night, Tiff suddenly woke up. She woke up Hoshi and says, "Hoshi, wake up!" "What?" said Hoshi. "I heard something outside! As they left the tent, they saw that by now, the boys were out of their tents trying to find the source of the sound. It was a close rustle, like someone was trying to get into their camp And it was coming from the deepest, darkest corner of the woods. Slowly they crept to the corner of the campsite and pulled back the vegetation There, lying unconcious on the ground was.....

(A/N: Okay, First of all, I'd like to warn you that this charactar is very weird, and if you don't like him, once again, you can Bite me.)

It was another dedede. But this one appeared to be mutated. It had a black raccoon mask pattern on his face, with two "C" shaped marks, one on each cheek, and another black mark across his beak, but that wasn't the weirdest part. He had one cluster of red and yellow spikes on each shoulder blade, a big, thick-stemmed flower on his back, and a red tail with four spikes on the end, plus he had two claws on each foot, and he was exactly half of King Dedede's height. "It's..... a freak." said Tuff. Tiff spoke up, "Even if he is a freak, we have to help him. Get him back to the campsite and start a fire. His life may depend on it.

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For the longest time, Everyone sat around the campfire, looking at the little blue mystery bird. He looked as if he was pretty well-fed. He was nearly as wide as he was tall, but in a way that made him look like a VERY cuddly stuffed animal. He lay on his back. Suddenly, his eyes opened, and he sat up. He looked around the campsite, and when he saw everyone, He said, in a husky voice, "I'm sorry, but I have nothing to give you in return." "If you'd tell us your story, that'd be thanks enough." said Kirby. The little penguin stood up, "Okay, I'll tell you. It all happened like this..."