11:00 AM:

Well now everyone is quite shocked over Sam's announcement.

11:00 and a bit AM:

(A/N: remember, italics is what fellow author Aaron wrote)

Oh no!  Sam says he want to sing songs!

11:00 and two bits AM:

Everyone is more shocked.

11:01 AM:

Sam has announced his first song: Dance with me.  Everyone is groaning.

11:02 AM:

Still groaning

11:03 AM:

Still groaning

11:04 AM:

Still groaning.  Pippin just knocked Sam over.  YAY!

11:04 and a half AM:

Pippin's started singing.  Grrrr!

11:20 AM:

An awful wind just came by; leaves were everywhere.  Then a bird decided to poop on Legolas.  So all the leaves stuck to the poop and Legolas looks like a tree!

11:20 and three quarters AM:

Actually, he looks like an elf covered in poop and leaves.

11:21 AM:

I just suggested we go back and clean off the poop.

11:21 and 13 seconds AM:

Legolas said "ok"

11:21 and 30 seconds AM:

Legolas just said "ok" again.

11:21 and 40 seconds AM:

Legolas just said "ok" five more times.

11:22 AM:

Legolas hasn't stopped saying "ok"

11:23 AM:

Still going "ok"

11:24 AM:

Gimli's just given Legolas a good kick up the butt.  Everyone's clapping.

11:25 AM:

Now Legolas is saying "Ouch"

11:26 AM:

Still saying "Ouch"

11:30 AM:

Legolas hasn't stopped saying "ouch" so I've started saying "Legolas smells"

11:30 and two bits AM:

Legolas has started saying "Aragorn is a poo brain".  So now I'm pointing to my ears and saying "Look at me, I'm a stupid elf who wants to do nothing but buy shampoo and rub it through my greasy blonde hair."

11:30 and three bits AM:

Legolas just told me his hair isn't blonde

11:31 AM:

Now he's saying he's tired of sitting on the horse, so he's started carrying the horse.  We are completely and utterly doomed.