Chapter 10

"It all started shortly after I left the lab..."

*Flashback*

Ni-Kaabi was waddling down the road, carrying a red backpack. He was singing.

Ni-Kaabi: WILD THANG, DA DA DA-DA-DA... YOU MAKE MY HEART SING, DA DA DA-DA- DA... YOU MAKE EVERYTHANG GROO-VAY... WILD THANG... I THINK I LOOOOVE YOU.

Suddenly, He spotted something red, yellow, and blue in the road. It was unconcious, and lying on its side.

Ni Kaabi: Huh?

He ran over to see what it was. It was a snail, a blue snail with a red-and- yellow striped shell. He also had two spikes on either side of his face, and appeared to have multiple wounds all over his body. He was still breathing, and he had a pulse, but he was really hurt. Ni-Kaabi tries to pick him up, only to find that his slime is poisonous and burns his hands.

Ni-Kaabi: OW! Son of a...

He stops to think about how he's going to carry him of the road. He thought and thought until....

Ni-Kaabi: Hey! I just thought of something! I really like sushi!

Author: Stick to the topic, Ni-Kaabi! This Is supposed to be an important moment in the story, and here you are screwin' it up!

Ni-Kaabi: Sorry. But I really like sushi! I mean I really like...

Suddenly, the author pulls out a stungun an zaps Ni-Kaabi.

Ni-Kaabi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Ouch....

Author: Now back to the story.

As I was saying, He thought and thought until...

Ni- Kaabi: Hey! I just thought of something! I could pick him up by the shell! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU S.O.B.!?!?!?

Author: Just for that, we have to redo the scene again. :P

Miruku: I'll be dead by the time this is over.

Author: Shut up! you're supposed to be unconcious.

Miruku: Sorry.

Once again, He tought and thought until...

Ni-Kaabi: Hey, I just thought of something! I could pick him up by the shell!

Everyone reading the story: FINALLY!!!

So he picked the snail up by the shell and began to carry him to a safe place in the woods where he wouldn't be hit by a car or shot by state troopers. On the way, He begins to sing.

Ni-Kaabi: SOMETIMES IT FEEEELS LIKE THE WORLDS ON MY SHOULDERS. EVERYONE'S LEANING ON ME!

He finally came to a clearing, layed out his sleeping bag on the ground and put the snail on it while he built a campfire and cooked some weenies that he stole from a traveler after he mauled and beat him to a bloody pulp. The snail began to stir and sat up on the sleeping bag. He looked around the clearing and saw Ni-Kaabi.

Miruku: Who are you?

Ni-Kaabi: My name is Ni-Kaabi. And yours is Miruku.

Miruku: How did you know that?

Ni-Kaabi: I said it in the last chapter.

Miruku: But that was in the future! how can you know that now?

Ni Kaabi: Well, technically, THIS is the future since this is the next chapter.

Miruku: 0_0 Okay...

The two of them began to talk about where they came from. Miruku wouldn't tell him for some reason. But that was okay with Ni-Kaabi.

*2 years later...*

Ni-Kaabi and Miruku were playing in the woods, where they had both lived since that day two years ago. they were now inseparable friends, and traveled together in the woods, scaring travelers and stealing food from campers. Miruku runs behind a tree and...

Miruku: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S GOT ME! HELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!

Ni-Kaabi ran to his rescue just in time to see a ghost carrying Miruku off to its lair. As he tried to stop the ghost, it shot some kind of energy ball at him, injuring him. He crawled away and fainted.

*End of flashback*

By now, Ni-Kaabi had tears running down his face. "Just like that...... My best friend was gone. I've been searching for him ever since. I think it was the legendary ghost of wedgie peak." He sniffled and wiped the tears from his eyes. Everyone was silent. King Dedede finally spoke up. "I think" he said, "It was the very ghost we're hunting for right now." Ni-Kaabi looked up, "You say you're looking for a ghost?" he said. Hoshi spoke up, "THAAAAAAAAAAAT'S CORRECT! JOHNNY, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!" Ni-Kaabi brightened up, "Maybe I can help! I know this forest like PeeWee Herman knows how to.... Um... You know... Kirby got an idea, "Tomorrow morning, we'll look for the ghost and Miruku! But first..... Let's go to bed. I'm still pooped. Hoshi laughed and everyone else sweatdropped.

End of Chapter 10