11:32 AM:

Now the horse is bucking because Legolas just threw him 20m because he stepped on a stone.

11:32 and 30 seconds AM:

Frodo's just climbed out from under the horse which had landed on top of him.  Apparently he was wearing a magnet and the horse's steel saddle got attracted to it.

11:35 AM:

Bored.  I think my horse is dying because every time it breathes, it spits out mucus.

11:36 AM:

Apparently not.  According to Legolas, my horse disposes of waste backwards.  Now imagine if Legolas did *that*!

11:37 AM:

Not likely.  Nothing dirty ever comes out of him.

11:38 AM:

He's so perfect.

11:39 AM:

I'm so envious. 

11:40 AM:

Damn him.

11:50 AM:

Still jealous.  Frodo's walking with extreme difficulty because the horse is still attached to the magnet and he's dragging it along.

11:51 AM:

There's a strange sound.

11:52 AM:

It's getting louder.

11:52 and a bit AM:

Louder

11:52 and two bits AM:

Louder

11:52 and a half AM:
Louder

11:52 and 4/5 AM:

Oh my god, we're under attack!!

11:53 AM:

Nope it's just a hoard of mice who Legolas made gigantic by splashing "grow-fast" on them.  Honestly.

11:55 AM:

I just told Legolas that he's wasting time going to buy shampoo.

11:56 AM:

Legolas just said that he's not wasting time.  He says that he needs to look after his hair.

11:57 AM:

I just told him that he's such a dumb blonde.

11:58 AM:

He reminded me that he doesn't have blonde hair.

11:59 AM:

I called him a dumb elf.

12:00 AM:

Oh no!  He's sending his giant mice to attack me.

P.s. Don't think I have anything against Legolas.  I really don't.  And I especially don't have anything against blondes, because they rock.  As you can probably tell, I'm a blonde.