11:32 AM:
Now the horse is bucking because Legolas just threw him 20m because he stepped on a stone.
11:32 and 30 seconds AM:
Frodo's just climbed out from under the horse which had landed on top of him. Apparently he was wearing a magnet and the horse's steel saddle got attracted to it.
11:35 AM:
Bored. I think my horse is dying because every time it breathes, it spits out mucus.
11:36 AM:
Apparently not. According to Legolas, my horse disposes of waste backwards. Now imagine if Legolas did *that*!
11:37 AM:
Not likely. Nothing dirty ever comes out of him.
11:38 AM:
He's so perfect.
11:39 AM:
I'm so envious.
11:40 AM:
Damn him.
11:50 AM:
Still jealous. Frodo's walking with extreme difficulty because the horse is still attached to the magnet and he's dragging it along.
11:51 AM:
There's a strange sound.
11:52 AM:
It's getting louder.
11:52 and a bit AM:
Louder
11:52 and two bits AM:
Louder
11:52 and a half AM:
Louder
11:52 and 4/5 AM:
Oh my god, we're under attack!!
11:53 AM:
Nope it's just a hoard of mice who Legolas made gigantic by splashing "grow-fast" on them. Honestly.
11:55 AM:
I just told Legolas that he's wasting time going to buy shampoo.
11:56 AM:
Legolas just said that he's not wasting time. He says that he needs to look after his hair.
11:57 AM:
I just told him that he's such a dumb blonde.
11:58 AM:
He reminded me that he doesn't have blonde hair.
11:59 AM:
I called him a dumb elf.
12:00 AM:
Oh no! He's sending his giant mice to attack me.
P.s. Don't think I have anything against Legolas. I really don't. And I especially don't have anything against blondes, because they rock. As you can probably tell, I'm a blonde.
