Oh, by the way, my fellow author Aaron changed he name to edgy wedgy, so this is now co-written by edgy wedgy!
12:01 PM:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!! Attack of the giant mice!!
12:02 PM:
Well now I'm fighting the mice and writing in here. Ha ha! I just chopped off the leader's head!
12:03 PM:
Ha ha! The mouse's head is stuck on Legolas' head!
12:03 and a half PM:
Now Legolas is running round yelling "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Get it off! Get it off!"
12:05 PM:
Ah ha! Killed all the mice! Legolas is still screaming.
12:06 PM:
Oh no! Now Legolas is slapping me!
12:07 PM:
Teehee! I just kicked him!
12:07 and a bit PM:
(A/N: This is still ME WRITING BUT I'm just writing in italics)
This is Legolas. I just stole Aragorn's diary! :D! I'm so much smarter than him. I can tie my shos with my eyes closed. I love Gimli. He's so hot. I wanna-
Ignore that pointless blabber. Legolas is a stupid- oh my god, did Legolas just say he's in love with Gimli?! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:08 PM:
I just screamed out "Legolas lurves Gimli!" Everyone looks as shocked as I feel.
12:09 PM:
Legolas looked shocked too. Maybe he just discovered he has a brain!
12:09 and a half PM:
Nope, he's starting to cry.
12:10 PM:
Now he's bawling his eyes out.
12:11 PM:
12:12 PM:
Couldn't write for a sec there, got kicked in the head by Gimli. Gimli, it seems, feels the same way about Legolas. I think my head's going to pop!
12:13 PM:
Nope, wrong again, I just threw up.
12:14 PM:
Everyone else just threw up too. Guess they've never seen vomit before.
12:14 and a bit PM:
Gross! What did Pippin eat this morning?!
12:14 and two bits PM:
He says he ate potatoes. What the…….?!
12:15 PM:
Apparently potatoes are bits of wood mashed up.
WHAT THE HELL?!
12:15 and 29 seconds PM:
Nope, wrong again, they're soft vegetables.
