Oh, by the way, my fellow author Aaron changed he name to edgy wedgy, so this is now co-written by edgy wedgy!

12:01 PM:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!  Attack of the giant mice!!

12:02 PM:

Well now I'm fighting the mice and writing in here.  Ha ha!  I just chopped off the leader's head!

12:03 PM:

Ha ha! The mouse's head is stuck on Legolas' head!

12:03 and a half PM:

Now Legolas is running round yelling "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Get it off!  Get it off!"

12:05 PM:

Ah ha! Killed all the mice!  Legolas is still screaming.

12:06 PM:

Oh no!  Now Legolas is slapping me!

12:07 PM:

Teehee!  I just kicked him!

12:07 and a bit PM:

(A/N: This is still ME WRITING BUT I'm just writing in italics)

This is Legolas.  I just stole Aragorn's diary! :D!  I'm so much smarter than him.  I can tie my shos with my eyes closed.  I love Gimli.  He's so hot.  I wanna-

Ignore that pointless blabber.  Legolas is a stupid- oh my god, did Legolas just say he's in love with Gimli?!  OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:08 PM:

I just screamed out "Legolas lurves Gimli!"  Everyone looks as shocked as I feel.

12:09 PM:

Legolas looked shocked too.  Maybe he just discovered he has a brain!

12:09 and a half PM:

Nope, he's starting to cry.

12:10 PM:

Now he's bawling his eyes out.

12:11 PM:

12:12 PM:

Couldn't write for a sec there, got kicked in the head by Gimli.  Gimli, it seems, feels the same way about Legolas.  I think my head's going to pop!

12:13 PM:

Nope, wrong again, I just threw up.

12:14 PM:

Everyone else just threw up too.  Guess they've never seen vomit before.

12:14 and a bit PM:

Gross!  What did Pippin eat this morning?!

12:14 and two bits PM:

He says he ate potatoes.  What the…….?!

12:15 PM:

Apparently potatoes are bits of wood mashed up. 

WHAT THE HELL?!

12:15 and 29 seconds PM:

Nope, wrong again, they're soft vegetables.