Chapter 10: My, It gets cold early trhis time of year!

Disclaimer: Blah blah blah blah don't own Kirby & co. blah blah blah blah blah anything else mentioned in the story blah blah blah dishwasher.

Kirby & co. were camping in the middle of the woods once again. They were all snoring softly, except for King Dedede, who sounded somewhat like a foghorn. Suddenly (Remember the drinking game, peoples), a freak snowstorm dropped a thick layer of snow on our heroes. As I said this, absolutely nothing happened. As I said, a freak snowstorm dropped a thick layer of snow on our heroes. Nothing happens once again, so I go out there and begin shooting the clouds with a plasma cannon like was on Lilo & Stitch. A whole buttload of snow falls from the sky all at one time and not only buries me, but the campsite as well. Our heroes continue to sleep as a few more flakes hit the ground, and as paramedics arrive to pick me up.

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"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN... " Escargoon yawned loud enough to wake the entire contents of the Dream Land cemetary. He began to slip outside... only to find that the campsite was buried under 3 feet of snow. He dug his way out only to find that everyone else was already up and attempting to drink their coffee. Correction, eat their coffeesicles. "What the.....?" said Escargoon. "Yeah, It's weird." said King Dedede, "It snowed in the middle of the summer." "This is weird" said Tiff, "I've never known it to snow in the middle of the summer, unless you count the time that guy at the snowcone place went berzerk and tried to freeze all of Dream Land with his snow machine." "I'll never forget that day" said Escargoon, "That was the day King Dedede threw a lemon snow cone at me and I got mad cuz I thought it was-" Suddenly, Hoshi cut him of and began to sing:

~Dreamed I was an eskimo~ ~Frozen winds began to blow~ ~under my boots & around my toe~ ~Was a hundred degrees below zero~ ~And my mama cried~ ~And my mama cried~ ~Nanook no, no~ ~Nanook no, no~ ~Don't be a naughty eskimo~ ~Save your money don't go to the show~ ~Well I turned around and I said "Ho Ho"~ ~Well I turned around and I said "Ho Ho", ~ And the northern lights commenced to glow~ ~And she said, With a tear in her eye~ ~Watch out where the huskies go~ ~And don't you eat that yellow snow~ ~Watch out where the huskies go~ ~And Don't you eat that yellow snow~

Everone had a good laugh at that, and King Dedede said, "That's why Escargoon won't take a lemon snow cone from me." He pounded the ground laughing. The pounding of his fist to the ground below caused an icicle above to crack. Everyone looked on in terror. "Ha ha.... whoo, that's funny!" King Dedede stood up........... causing the icicle to fall down the back of his coat and wedge there, tightly against his skin and feathers. He stood there, quietly........... still quietly............... then went absolutely nuts trying to reach back and pull it out, screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SOMEONE GET THE F****** THING OUT! I'M FREEZIN' MY *SS OFF OVER HERE! OW, I THINK I'VE GOT FROSTBITE ALL OVER MY BODY!!! As he jumped around screaming like a maniac, Everyone was laughing like rabid hyenas as King Dedede finally disrobed in front of everyone and threw the icicle so hard it speared into a tree. The tree let out an ear- shattering, girly scream, and whacked King Dedede with an apple in thew stomach so hard that it was embedded in his torso for 3 seconds while he stood there gasping for breath before it fell out on the ground, smoking. Whispy Woods turned around saying, "D*mmit, King Dedede, first you try to cut me down, then you send an evil flower after me, now you stab me and do a strip show to try and double kill me!!" "Fancy meeting you here, Whispy." King Dedede said in a voice dripping in so much sarcasm that rancid robitussin oozed from his pores. "Hi, Whispy!" said Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff in unison. "Hi, Whizzy!" said Hoshi, smiling REALLY big. "My name's Whispy, not Whizzy. said Whispy. "But you're a tree, and some dog's bound to have come by and whi-" Ni-Kaabi cut her off, "Hey, Whispy, long time, no see! have you gotten over that thrips infestation yet? (A/N: Thrips are a parasite found in leafy plants.) Whispy turned bright red and said, "Uhhhh, yeah...... Hey! Where's Miruku?" Ni-Kaabi hung his head and held back tears. "You mean he's......." Whispy trailed off. "No, he was kidnapped." said King Dedede, "and if you talk to him about it and make him cry, I will cut you down for good this time!" An apple hit him on the head. "I would never do that to him!!! He's a sweet little guy, unlike you!" "Pansy!" yelled King Dedede. "Turkey!" yelled Whispy "Rotten piece of kindling!" "Chicken!" "You have root rot!" "You pick your feathers!" "Your apples are lousy! "If someone ate you, they'd get instant high cholesterol!" "You have termites!" "You have feather lice!" "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!" yelled Ni-Kaabi, "You should not be fighting when we have a ghost to catch!" "Ghost?" said Whispy Woods, "I saw her go by here about 2 days ago." "Which way?!" asks Ni-Kaabi. "I'll tell you if you do me one favor." "What's that?" "Water..... me...." Ni-Kaabi instantly got the water ability, and fired a gentle stream of water from his mouth onto Whispy's roots. "Ahhhhhhhhhh..... Okay, he went left." "Thanks!" said Ni- Kaabi, "We'll leave tomorrow."

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The next day, They were taking the opportunity to throw out any supplies that had been destroyed by the wet snow. "This is frozen!" said tuff, and he threw a frozen ball of... calamari, which landed on Escargoon, who began to zoom around screaming, "THE EVIL BEAST OF DARKNESS IS TRYING TO FREEZE ME TO DEATH!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!" This time, Ni-Kaabi ran over and used fire ability to melt the ice and burn the octopus meat. However, He burned Escargoon in the process. "Owwwwwwwwwww......" said Escargoon. "Sorry." said Ni-Kaabi, and he used water ability to douse his burns. After they packed up and left, with Escargoon rubbing snow into his burns every 5 minutes to keep them from blistering, they began to walk along, when suddenly, "Hey, I'm Hungry!" said Kirby. "Eat some snow." said Hoshi, getting an evil grin. So Kirby took a little lick of snow. "Hey, this is pretty good!" said Kirby, and he took a BIG bite...... and then fell to the ground, gripping his head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! MY HEAD! IT FEELS LIKE IT'S EXPLODING!!!" Hoshi was laughing like a madwoman, as Tiff said, "That's not funny, Hoshi!" brainfreezes can be harmful!!! "B-b- brain.....freeze?!" said Kirby, "YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU, HOSHI?!?!?!" He rolled a snowball, and threw it at Hoshi. Suddenly, Hoshi closed her eyes, "I call.......upon........the magic powers of my ancestors........... to summon........ the snowball........ OF DEATH!!!! Suddenly, a snowball the size of a house crashed down on Kirby, burying him in a mountain of snow. He dug himself out and asked, "How did you do that?" "When you're insane, you're abilities have no limits because realty has no meaning to you" She said talking like a Kung-Fu master, "Everything is divided into two parts, the good and the evil, the yin and the yang, the dharma and the greg." Then she returned to normal, "Enough of that, let's get going!

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Meanwhile, at Metaknight's campsite, He jumped up, startled, "I must warn Kirby and the others of the terrible evil they must face!!!" and He ran off.

End of chapter 12