12:30 PM:

BORED, I am.  I have made up a poem.  Here it is.

         Arwen is great!

        She's me mate

       I love her

      She's my girl.

Legolas and Gimli say it's dumb, but they're gay so they can't talk.

12:31 PM:

Pippin's just told me about the time he cracked his head open.  He said he was trying ti water a plant but the plant split open and he fell and cracked his head.

12:32 PM:

Now he's telling me about his fridge.

12:33 PM:

Now he's doing his fridge dance.

12:34 PM:

Now he's pretending to be a bow and arrow.

12:35 PM:

Now he's repeating the word "dirt bin".  Personally, I think it was better when Merry was still around.  At least then he'd do what Merry did, which was basically nothing.

12:36 PM:

Wow, Merry just came back to life!

12:37 PM:

Nope, he just fell down and died again.  This time Pippin copied him.

12:38 PM:

Back on horses again.  Well I'm still on my horse.  Legolas' horse is still stuck to Frodo.  Gimli's horse dies because Gimli's too fat and he squashed it.  So now Legolas is carrying Gimli.  Where's the camera when you need it!

12:39 PM:

Oh no Sam woke up and he's singing again!

12:40 PM:

Frodo just stopped and announced its lunchtime.  Great.  Now we have to stop AGAIN!

12:44 PM:

Apparently "STOP" means "ride for another 20 or so km".  Because we are still going.

12:45 PM:

Still going.

12:56 PM:

Still going.  Nothing much is happening.  I thought Frodo told us we'd stopped for lunch.  Guess not.

12:57 PM:

Wait a minute!  Hey, where's Frodo anyway?

12:58 PM:

Wait a minute!  Where's Sam?  And Legolas?  And Gimli?

12:58 and a half PM:

I'M LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:59 PM:
I'M LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M LOST!!!!! I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:59 and a bit PM:

WHERE IS EVERYBODY??!!

12:59 and some more bits (lots of yummy chocolate bits: D)

I'm lost!  I'm all nigelated!  I think I'm going to go to sleep.

1:00 PM:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

1:02 PM:

Just kidding.  I really didn't go to sleep.  But I am getting sleepy………………

6:37 PM:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………………Arwen…………………………………..on no!  I drooled all over myself!  Oh no! I'm still lost!

6:37 and a bit PM:

I think maybe I should go find the others now.