A/N: for those who don't know, Barad-dûr is the castle thing in Mordor……
4:02 AM:
YAY!!!!! Arwen's here!!!!!! Teehee, she looks like a dog!!!! :)!
4:33 AM:
Oops, sorry, got a bit carried away then! I was just SOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy to see Arwen and-wait a second…………………………
4:34 AM:
Oh my god!!!!! IT WASN'T ARWEN!!! IT WAS A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:35 AM:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!! I have a splinter in my tongue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:36 AM:
I like cheese. Moo mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
4:37 AM:
I wish Arwen was here. She's so pretty. She'd give me cheese. With lots of chocolate sprinkles and tomato sauce on top. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………….
4:38 AM:
Oh my god, what's that horrible sound?!
4:38 and a quarter AM:
MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:38 and a half AM:
THE HORRIBLE NOISE IS COMING CLOSER!!!!!!!
4:38 and ¾ AM:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:38 and 5/8 AM:
Must. Kill. Horrible. Noise.
4:39 AM:
Getting. Closer.
4:40 AM:
Sword.
4:41 AM:
Noisemaker is………………….
4:42 AM:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!! It's Sam!!!!!! AND HE'S SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:43 AM:
YAY!!!! He shut up!!!!!
4:44 AM:
Well after I kicked him over the hill
4:45 AM:
YAY!!!!! I found the others!!!!!! I'm so happy I think I'm gonna hug them!
4:46 AM:
On second thoughts, no. Legolas is STILL covered in bird poo.
4:47 AM:
Frodo just said we have to go find Sam.
4:49 AM:
Now we have to go climb over the stupid big hill just to go find stupid Sam. Honestly, I don't understand how his name could be Samwise. I mean, he's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not wise. He's very fat and gay and stupid. He should be called Samfatandgayandstupid.
4:50 AM:
Still looking for Samfatandgayandstupid
4:51 AM:
Stupid hill is too big
4:52 AM:
Ok now on top of the hill. Finally!
4:53 AM:
Waiting for everyone else to get to the top of the hill. They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:54 AM:
Still waiting
4:55 AM:
Still waiting
4:56 AM:
Still waiting. Hey isn't that a song?
4:57 AM:
I think I'm going to make up a song Arwen. Coz I love her so much.
She's Arwen the pretty elf
She lives in Rivendell
I love her so much she's so good
In bed
And she brings me
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!
Hey wait a second, what's that stuck in my hair?
4:58 AM:
CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH LOTS OF CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TOMATO SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:00 AM:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………… That was soooooooooooooooo yummy!
5:01 AM:
The others are FINALLY here. Now we can look for Samfatandgayandstupid
5:02 AM:
Frodo found him. Teehee! "Frodo" sounds like "log".
5:03 AM:
Sam's lying on a pile of rubble. I winder where that came from?
5:04 AM:
Wait a second……….that rubble looks familiar…………….
5:07 AM:
Oh my god it's Bard-dûr!!!!!!!! Samfatandgayandstupid is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO incredibly fat that when I kicked him, he landed on Barad-dûr and squished it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
