5:08 AM:

Oh no!  Now Sauron's chasing us!!!

5:09 AM:

Teehee!  Sauron has Bob the Builder pj's.

5:10 AM:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

5:11 AM:

Samfatandgayandstupid is singing AGAIN!!!!!!!  Doesn't he ever shut up?!

5:12 AM:

I just asked Samfatandgayandstupid if he ever shuts up.

5:12 and a bit AM:

He just said no

5:12 and a bit AM:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  He's singing again!!!!!!!!

5:13 AM:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!  Gimli just farted!!!!!!!!!!  I think I'm going to pass out!!!!!

5:14 AM:

YAY!!!!  A wind came and blew the smell away!!  I can breathe again!!!

5:15 AM:

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The wind blew the smell towards Sauron and he passed out!!!!

5:16 AM:

Sam is attempting to sing an incredibly high note.

5:17 AM:

Samfatandgayandstupid is failing miserably

5:17 and two bits AM:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!  My ears!!!!!!

5:17 and some free bits AM:

Sweet Valar, kill me now!!

5:18 AM:

YAY!!!!!!  Samfatandgayandstupid tried singing and even higher note and Sauron exploded!

5:19 AM:

I am going to roll down the hill

5:20 AM:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:21 AM:

Am now at bottom of hill.

5:22 AM:

Am waiting for the others to get to bottom of hill.

5:23 AM:

Hey, what's that shining light over there?

5:22 AM:

IT'S THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!