Chapter 15: Oh where, oh where has Majin Buu gone?
Disclaimer: I don't own Kirby. Need I say more?
"We gotta open that door!!! said Tiff. "Or else Escargoon could die of fright! All those monsters might be too much for him!!!" King Dedede was hammering the door so hard and so long, that his hands had erupted in crusty, red, oozing blisters under his gloves from them rubbing against the handle. Ni-Kaabi was slamming the door with his fists so violently that he now had three broken fingers. Metaknight was cutting the door with his sword, but to no avail. The panic filled the room like a noxious, butt scalding fart. Everyone stopped hitting the door. "Okay." said King Dedede, "What should we- ah............ ah............" He frantically began to search for something. Finally, The king whips out a paper bag. "ah.................... Ah.................. AHCHOO!!!" He sneezed into it, and they could hear about a pint of snot hit the bottom of the bag. "*Snork* Okay, now, as I was saying, What should we do?" Everyone was staring at the bag of snot. Then they heard Hoshi chanting.
Homina homina....... ommmmmmmmmmmm...... ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm tres hada mi ma fan yao fushigi yugi homina homina ommmmmmmmmmmm......
The door began to glow.......
Hoo haa baka watashi kawa Chris Farley haaaaaaaa oh yo ma-ma tofu daaaaaaaaaaah......
The lock turned red hot......
Ominaominaominaomina............. haaaaaaaaaaa-ommmmmmmmmmmmm Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Majin Buu, lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala............ o'kala kawa he no la kawa hena nowa la ha mu'ha es'kusa myla heko mai'a naka le naka le na howa, stay off my lawn..............
It melted........
Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa, hakari ikura haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... hoha ohana komiko poi-poi halahana homina hapa haole............
Then the knob turned and the door opened. Escargoon came running out. "HOLY............CRAP!!! THAT................WAS SCARY........." His eyes were really big. Suddenly, He noticed the bag. "Hey, watch this!" He blew up the bag and popped it. All I will say after that is that everyone ended up soiling the curtains trying to clean off. From behind them, they hear out of the blue, "Ewwwwwwwww..... Buu all snotty!!" in a high- pitched voice. Standing behind them, even bigger than King Dedede, pink like Kirby, and rubbery like badly made jell-o, Majin Buu was behind them. (A/N: I mean the big, fat cute one, not that evil ugly thing.) He was rubbing the snot off on his clothes. Everyone stared in shocked silence. Finally, King Dedede asked, "Why aren't you in the Dragonball Z section?" "Buu go looking for chocolate. Get lost and wind up here. Then find chubby bird and friends. Buu still not find chocolate. So sad." King Dedede thought for a moment. Then he spoke, " Tell you what. If you'll stick around, we'll help you get back to the DBZ section." Suddenly, Ni-Kaabi began to tremble... They're here.... The ghost appeared from one way, followed by the dragon... Who was holding Miruku. "Help....me..... said the blue snail with the red and yellow striped shell" "MIRUKU!!!" screamed Ni Kaabi. He turned blood red, "Give him back!!!" King Dedede held him back, "Don't worry, we'll get them! Hang back and we'll finish him off so you don't get hurt." King Dedede jumped at the ghost.......... he went through. He tried to hammer it, No go. He flailed violently trying somehow, some way to hurt that ghost. Suddenly, King Dedede felt the feathers on the back of his neck freeze. "King Dedede! Look out!!!" Yelled Tiff. He jumped just in time to avoid the dragons' icy breath. Another blast of ice breath sent him flying as he lept out of the way, The dragon lashed out with its tail like it was fighting death itself, it missed but fired one more lightning fast whip of his tail. King Dedede, thinking either quickly, or not at all, Smashed his mallet into the dragon's tail with a crack loud enough to deafen a deaf person. The bone was shattered, and fragments had come firing out of the wound and showered the floor with bits of bone and drops of crimson blood. the tail literally exploded from the impact, into a burst of mangled flesh, bone, and blood. The dragon roared in pain and blasted its ice breath at King Dedede desparately trying to injure him in return for mangling his tail. King Dedede fired off the ground as if he'd stepped on a landmine to avoid the dragon's breath. Then, with sickening horror, as he hit the floor, King Dedede realized that that was just what the dragon wanted him to do. The blast hit Escargoon square in the chest, it froze him so badly that as soon as the ice hardened, it exploded, and Escargoon fell to the ground, injured from the ice shards that had punctured his skin. King Dedede didn't know if he was okay. "NOOOOO!!!!" He hadn't really thought of it before, but Escargoon was really the only friend he ever had. "YOU B@ST@RD!!! He yelled, I'M GONNA SLASH YOU OPEN, PULL OUT YOUR GUTS, AND MUTILATE YOUR F****** HEAD!!!!!" King Dedede was using words he never knew he knew. For the very first time since his father was slaughtered right in front of him that horrible day, back in his childhood, he felt like he'd just been stabbed. The enraged penguin dealt another crushing blow right to the dragons wound. While the dragon was roaring in pain, King Dedede, who was crying, yelled "KIRBY!!! GET'CHA @SS OUT HERE AND HELP ME KILL THIS F****** LIZARD!!! Kirby rushed into the fight with King Dedede. He was waiting for the snow dragon to blow ice. "Buu help!!!" Screeched Buu, and he joined in the fight. Buu aimed a punch straight into the dragon's neck, breifly choking him, while Kirby waited for an opening A sword sliced the dragons blue hide as if it were cutting butter. Metaknight had joined the fray now. "Kirby! Take this!" Metaknight tossed a straight pin at him. "Thanks, Metaknight!" Kirby swallowed The spike and became, what else? Needle Kirby. He jumped and slammed his needles into the snow dragon's skin. The dragon roared in pain, but was still up.Suddenly, They heard Tiff and Tuff scream..... In one fell swoop, they were on the ground, beaten within an inch of their lives.
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Kirby's POV: I saw the two of them hit the ground right after the ghost choked them into submission. It was a horrible sight. It felt like I'd lost a piece of myself. I knew they were okay, but that they didn't have long to live. Suddenly, I felt that we had to kill these beasts. Who were they to break up families, and permenantely end friendships? It made me so mad that I Actually began to see red...
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"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" cried Kirby, and he lashed out with his needles. He stuck the dragon reapeatedly, tearing flesh and muscle with each twisting blow. He made darn sure it hurt. It actually pleasured him to hear this horrible beast in such pain. He twisted harder and harder, until he felt his needles scrape the bone. The dragon was screeching loudly, as he was attacked from all sides. The snow dragon lashed out with his tail. Kirby never knew what hit him. His needles shattered, and he felt himself fly across the chamber. Kirby blacked out just then.
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Kirby's POV: The last thing I saw as I hit the floor was the dragon bearing down on me to kill me. My final thought was, Sorry, Tiff, Tuff, and Hoshi.....
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"KIRBY!!!" Yelled Meatknight. Suddenly, he was whacked by the dragon's tail from above, and knocked out. A bright light surrounded Buu, and he was electrocuted right where he stood. King Dedede frantically looked around. Only Hoshi and Ni-Kaabi were left, but he didn't want Hoshi to die, and Ni-Ksaabi was too young. He was iced by the dragon from behind. The ghost used its electicity power on King Dedede, Badly Electrocuting him.
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King Dedede's POV: I was scared. Ni-Kaabi was gonna die, just because I couldn't defeat a stupid dragon. I mentally told him I was sorry.
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"N-No........... No........... It can't be..............." Ni- Kaabi had tears streaming down his face as he stared in shocked silence at his father's motionless body. He began to turn blood red. His eyes glowed. "Hoshi, get out! You could be hurt!!!" Hoshi ran from the chamber. Ni-Kaabi's flower glowed. "EAT THIS, THIS IS FOR KILLING MY FATHER!!!" Thousands of razor-sharp leaves cut into the dragon, stripping its skin off. It let go of Miruku, who ran from the chamber as fast as he could. Next, He began to puff up his body, and fired a boiling hot blast of acid directly at the dragon, dissolving almost all of his muscles. The dragon was now at his complete mercy. Finally, Ni-Kaabi began to spark..... He glowed white hot......... Then suddenly electricity exploded from his body with such force that the dragon fried, and the ghost crackled, then vaporized.
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When the dust had settled, Miruku and Hoshi came back. "Quick, Miruku, use your healing power!" said Ni-Kaabi. One by one, Miruku healed everyone's wounds As everyone woke up, they all hugged and praised Ni-Kaabi for saving them all. "Now we can go home!!! said King Dedede. "Wait! We have to return Buu" said Tiff. Suddenly, I come into the picture. "That's gonna be the sequel to this story!" and our herores set off for the next adventure.
CONTINUED IN THE SEQUEL, "AN EVEN MORE SCREWED UP KIRBY STORY"!!!
KingDedede114: So did you like it? My sequel will be coming soon, so don't miss it!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kirby. Need I say more?
"We gotta open that door!!! said Tiff. "Or else Escargoon could die of fright! All those monsters might be too much for him!!!" King Dedede was hammering the door so hard and so long, that his hands had erupted in crusty, red, oozing blisters under his gloves from them rubbing against the handle. Ni-Kaabi was slamming the door with his fists so violently that he now had three broken fingers. Metaknight was cutting the door with his sword, but to no avail. The panic filled the room like a noxious, butt scalding fart. Everyone stopped hitting the door. "Okay." said King Dedede, "What should we- ah............ ah............" He frantically began to search for something. Finally, The king whips out a paper bag. "ah.................... Ah.................. AHCHOO!!!" He sneezed into it, and they could hear about a pint of snot hit the bottom of the bag. "*Snork* Okay, now, as I was saying, What should we do?" Everyone was staring at the bag of snot. Then they heard Hoshi chanting.
Homina homina....... ommmmmmmmmmmm...... ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm tres hada mi ma fan yao fushigi yugi homina homina ommmmmmmmmmmm......
The door began to glow.......
Hoo haa baka watashi kawa Chris Farley haaaaaaaa oh yo ma-ma tofu daaaaaaaaaaah......
The lock turned red hot......
Ominaominaominaomina............. haaaaaaaaaaa-ommmmmmmmmmmmm Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Majin Buu, lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala............ o'kala kawa he no la kawa hena nowa la ha mu'ha es'kusa myla heko mai'a naka le naka le na howa, stay off my lawn..............
It melted........
Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa, hakari ikura haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... hoha ohana komiko poi-poi halahana homina hapa haole............
Then the knob turned and the door opened. Escargoon came running out. "HOLY............CRAP!!! THAT................WAS SCARY........." His eyes were really big. Suddenly, He noticed the bag. "Hey, watch this!" He blew up the bag and popped it. All I will say after that is that everyone ended up soiling the curtains trying to clean off. From behind them, they hear out of the blue, "Ewwwwwwwww..... Buu all snotty!!" in a high- pitched voice. Standing behind them, even bigger than King Dedede, pink like Kirby, and rubbery like badly made jell-o, Majin Buu was behind them. (A/N: I mean the big, fat cute one, not that evil ugly thing.) He was rubbing the snot off on his clothes. Everyone stared in shocked silence. Finally, King Dedede asked, "Why aren't you in the Dragonball Z section?" "Buu go looking for chocolate. Get lost and wind up here. Then find chubby bird and friends. Buu still not find chocolate. So sad." King Dedede thought for a moment. Then he spoke, " Tell you what. If you'll stick around, we'll help you get back to the DBZ section." Suddenly, Ni-Kaabi began to tremble... They're here.... The ghost appeared from one way, followed by the dragon... Who was holding Miruku. "Help....me..... said the blue snail with the red and yellow striped shell" "MIRUKU!!!" screamed Ni Kaabi. He turned blood red, "Give him back!!!" King Dedede held him back, "Don't worry, we'll get them! Hang back and we'll finish him off so you don't get hurt." King Dedede jumped at the ghost.......... he went through. He tried to hammer it, No go. He flailed violently trying somehow, some way to hurt that ghost. Suddenly, King Dedede felt the feathers on the back of his neck freeze. "King Dedede! Look out!!!" Yelled Tiff. He jumped just in time to avoid the dragons' icy breath. Another blast of ice breath sent him flying as he lept out of the way, The dragon lashed out with its tail like it was fighting death itself, it missed but fired one more lightning fast whip of his tail. King Dedede, thinking either quickly, or not at all, Smashed his mallet into the dragon's tail with a crack loud enough to deafen a deaf person. The bone was shattered, and fragments had come firing out of the wound and showered the floor with bits of bone and drops of crimson blood. the tail literally exploded from the impact, into a burst of mangled flesh, bone, and blood. The dragon roared in pain and blasted its ice breath at King Dedede desparately trying to injure him in return for mangling his tail. King Dedede fired off the ground as if he'd stepped on a landmine to avoid the dragon's breath. Then, with sickening horror, as he hit the floor, King Dedede realized that that was just what the dragon wanted him to do. The blast hit Escargoon square in the chest, it froze him so badly that as soon as the ice hardened, it exploded, and Escargoon fell to the ground, injured from the ice shards that had punctured his skin. King Dedede didn't know if he was okay. "NOOOOO!!!!" He hadn't really thought of it before, but Escargoon was really the only friend he ever had. "YOU B@ST@RD!!! He yelled, I'M GONNA SLASH YOU OPEN, PULL OUT YOUR GUTS, AND MUTILATE YOUR F****** HEAD!!!!!" King Dedede was using words he never knew he knew. For the very first time since his father was slaughtered right in front of him that horrible day, back in his childhood, he felt like he'd just been stabbed. The enraged penguin dealt another crushing blow right to the dragons wound. While the dragon was roaring in pain, King Dedede, who was crying, yelled "KIRBY!!! GET'CHA @SS OUT HERE AND HELP ME KILL THIS F****** LIZARD!!! Kirby rushed into the fight with King Dedede. He was waiting for the snow dragon to blow ice. "Buu help!!!" Screeched Buu, and he joined in the fight. Buu aimed a punch straight into the dragon's neck, breifly choking him, while Kirby waited for an opening A sword sliced the dragons blue hide as if it were cutting butter. Metaknight had joined the fray now. "Kirby! Take this!" Metaknight tossed a straight pin at him. "Thanks, Metaknight!" Kirby swallowed The spike and became, what else? Needle Kirby. He jumped and slammed his needles into the snow dragon's skin. The dragon roared in pain, but was still up.Suddenly, They heard Tiff and Tuff scream..... In one fell swoop, they were on the ground, beaten within an inch of their lives.
***
Kirby's POV: I saw the two of them hit the ground right after the ghost choked them into submission. It was a horrible sight. It felt like I'd lost a piece of myself. I knew they were okay, but that they didn't have long to live. Suddenly, I felt that we had to kill these beasts. Who were they to break up families, and permenantely end friendships? It made me so mad that I Actually began to see red...
***
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" cried Kirby, and he lashed out with his needles. He stuck the dragon reapeatedly, tearing flesh and muscle with each twisting blow. He made darn sure it hurt. It actually pleasured him to hear this horrible beast in such pain. He twisted harder and harder, until he felt his needles scrape the bone. The dragon was screeching loudly, as he was attacked from all sides. The snow dragon lashed out with his tail. Kirby never knew what hit him. His needles shattered, and he felt himself fly across the chamber. Kirby blacked out just then.
***
Kirby's POV: The last thing I saw as I hit the floor was the dragon bearing down on me to kill me. My final thought was, Sorry, Tiff, Tuff, and Hoshi.....
***
"KIRBY!!!" Yelled Meatknight. Suddenly, he was whacked by the dragon's tail from above, and knocked out. A bright light surrounded Buu, and he was electrocuted right where he stood. King Dedede frantically looked around. Only Hoshi and Ni-Kaabi were left, but he didn't want Hoshi to die, and Ni-Ksaabi was too young. He was iced by the dragon from behind. The ghost used its electicity power on King Dedede, Badly Electrocuting him.
***
King Dedede's POV: I was scared. Ni-Kaabi was gonna die, just because I couldn't defeat a stupid dragon. I mentally told him I was sorry.
***
"N-No........... No........... It can't be..............." Ni- Kaabi had tears streaming down his face as he stared in shocked silence at his father's motionless body. He began to turn blood red. His eyes glowed. "Hoshi, get out! You could be hurt!!!" Hoshi ran from the chamber. Ni-Kaabi's flower glowed. "EAT THIS, THIS IS FOR KILLING MY FATHER!!!" Thousands of razor-sharp leaves cut into the dragon, stripping its skin off. It let go of Miruku, who ran from the chamber as fast as he could. Next, He began to puff up his body, and fired a boiling hot blast of acid directly at the dragon, dissolving almost all of his muscles. The dragon was now at his complete mercy. Finally, Ni-Kaabi began to spark..... He glowed white hot......... Then suddenly electricity exploded from his body with such force that the dragon fried, and the ghost crackled, then vaporized.
***
When the dust had settled, Miruku and Hoshi came back. "Quick, Miruku, use your healing power!" said Ni-Kaabi. One by one, Miruku healed everyone's wounds As everyone woke up, they all hugged and praised Ni-Kaabi for saving them all. "Now we can go home!!! said King Dedede. "Wait! We have to return Buu" said Tiff. Suddenly, I come into the picture. "That's gonna be the sequel to this story!" and our herores set off for the next adventure.
CONTINUED IN THE SEQUEL, "AN EVEN MORE SCREWED UP KIRBY STORY"!!!
KingDedede114: So did you like it? My sequel will be coming soon, so don't miss it!!!
