Chi Chi narrowed her eyes and got ready to start screaming at Vegeta. When he talked like that he meant business. She didn't know how Bulma could put up with him. Vegeta's arrogant, selfish, and just downright horrible. I have to find out Bulma's secret to controlling Vegeta. Then I wouldn't have this kind of problem. We could trade. She can tell me how to keep Vegeta under control, and I can tell her how to keep Goku under control. Then we can both be happy.
"What do you mean by your property? This is my restaurant. I paid for it, I paid for the food, I pay my employees, I pay for everything and you've got nothing to do with it. Well, not directly, anyway. The only connection you have with the restaurant is your wife."
"I wouldn't be so sure about that. The title 'Planet Plant' belongs to me the last time I checked. And by saiyan law I am allowed to deny others permission for using that name."
"And when was the last time you checked? Besides, you never said I couldn't use the name."
"Well now I do. And I checked just the other week in my saiyan book of laws for your information, so give your fu…" Vegeta stopped himself just when Chi Chi opened her mouth. Even the prince of all saiyans knew better than to swear in front of the only person who could reach 200dB*. "… I mean, give your blasted restaurant another name."
"No way! My restaurant is called Planet Plant and it's not going to change, so there."
"If you won't change it, then I'll blast your restaurant until there's nothing left!" He started forming a ki blast in the palm of his hand.
"You'll do no such thing while Goku's near." Chi Chi could feel a fight coming. Her hand reached for the infamous frying pan. Vegeta didn't notice, and the argument continued.
"Who cares if Kakarot is near. I could blow up the restaurant right now, and your mate won't be able to save it."
"You'll do no such thing, Vegeta." Vegeta turned around and saw Goku standing in the doorway. Great... just great... now he's here, so I can't do anything now. Still, it's interesting how he said the exact same thing as his mate, thought Vegeta. Oh well. Like husband, like wife, I guess.
"Oh Goku, thank goodness you're here. Now Vegeta wouldn't dare blow up my restaurant." Vegeta turned back around to face Chi Chi and said, "I wouldn't be so sure about that, woman. Your mate might have all that power, but he doesn't have the speed to stop my blasts."
"Yeah right."
"Hey Vegeta, why are you here anyway? Don't tell me you want another fight with me again," interrupted Goku.
"If I wanted to fight you I would have come straight to you, but tonight my fight is with your mate."
"And why is that?"
"She stole my property."
"Chi Chi, I never knew you were capable of stealing Vegeta's stuff. What property?"
"The name Planet Plant!"
"Oh, I see, but how come? It's impossible to take a name from someone!"
"It's hard to remember that you were just a kid when you were sent here. Because you've never grown up on Planet Vegeta, you don't know any saiyan laws. One of them is that a saiyan's property cannot be taken or used without his permission. If this law is breached, then the king decides an appropriate punishment. And since my father's dead and I am prince, that means I get to chose the punishment. And another is that the king's decision is final, so no one can stop me."
Bulma happened to walk in at the moment and heard Vegeta's little speech. She stopped to listen to some more of their bickering, and then decided to join in their argument.
"Excuse me Vegeta, but don't those laws only apply when there are enough people to enforce it? And you're on Earth now, so you do this our way. And if you don't, I'm sure Goku wouldn't mind beating you up. I don't know why you get yourself into these situations, Vegeta. You're going to regret this later. Anyway, hey, Chi Chi, where's Gohan?" Chi Chi didn't have time to answer as Vegeta started screaming at Bulma.
"What are you doing here, woman? This is Kakarot's, his mate's and my discussion only. You have nothing to do with this."
"You just don't want to admit that you're wrong, Mr. 'I am the prince of all saiyans' do you? You've spent so much of your life as a prince that you'll probably never get used to a life of mediocrity. You know I'm right." Vegeta ran out of excuses, and when Bulma saw his expression, a smug look appeared on her face. "When we have an argument, I always win." Chi Chi took the opportunity to cut in.
"Gohan's doing an assignment for school with Videl. It's about gravity, so it really shouldn't be that hard. All they have to do is ask you and your father. I wonder how Goten and Trunks are doing on their little camp. I hope they haven't killed themselves or anything else, for that matter."
"They'll be fine. At least, they won't starve. Goten's great at catching fish, and Trunks could probably learn pretty quickly as well." Said Goku. Vegeta realised that things were not going the way he intended, so he said, "Fine then. You win. Kakarot and I will fight. Then the winner shall decide what is to be done with Planet Plant." Goku blinked and asked, "what? The restaurant or the name?"
"Both."
Chi Chi walked up to Goku and said, "win this one for me, OK Goku?"
"Sure thing, Chi Chi. You don't have to worry. It's me against Vegeta, remember?" Chi Chi nodded, and Goku and Vegeta turned super saiyan and flew off into the night sky.
*I just made that number up, don't pay any attention to it.
