Seifer's Day at the Library: Cinderella Dress in Yella Part III
ResureXtion: This was starting to get a longer then I thought it would be, that boredom set in. So hopefully this is good enough. And if it kills me, all preceding chapters will be one story per chapter... Um... yeah well *shrugs*. Oh, and yes I just remembered that Seifer was reading a story to little kids... And I better start writing before I say something really stupid.
Selphie woke up to a soft blowing in her ear. "UP," said the unmistakable voice of her godmother. Selphie got up.
"What?"
"READY." With a wave of her wand Selphie was cleaned up and standing in the middle of the room. "DRESS." With another wave of the wand Selphie was wearing an off the shoulder yellow gown, not as extravagant or poofy as the first, but just as pretty. "SHOES." The albino fairy pointed at the ice shoes. Selphie sighed and put them on. That was sure to wake her up. "GO." Selphie walked out of the room to, literally, bump into Seifer.
"Seifer!" she squealed.
"Um... good morning," he said a little tiredly. "Hope you had a goodnight's sleep."
"Yes, thank you." Before she could continue, Shiva came out. Her long platinum blond hair swayed around her. Her ice blue eyes pierced into Selphie as she pushed her aside.
"Hello, Seifie," she said in a sickingly sweet voice. She ran her hand up and down the prince's broad shoulder. "Your father sent me to come and... get you." She dragged the prince away. Selphie just stood flabbergasted. How was she suppose to compete with Ms. Silicon. Wait, did silicon exist at the time of this story... Oh well, let's just say that Shiva's boobs were abnormally large. Damn, can't say that in front of kids. Whoops.
Oh, well, again. Ellone popped out of nowhere. "Come on Selphie!" she said grabbing the younger girl's arm. "There's suppose to be some sort of thing going on today before Seifer chooses the woman he wants to be his wife! I bet you're going to be the one he chooses! I see the way he looks at you. Don't worry about Shiva. Seifer would so be turned off by her icy attitude. I mean look at that wintry smile. I think Seifer is looking for someone to... add a little heat to his life." She dragged Selphie to the ball room they had been in the prior night. King Laguna was talking to Rinoa. Zellina was flirting with the servant Nida. Ellone continued to drag Selphie. "I wonder where the Prince is. And Shiva in that case." She gasp and immediately covered her mouth as if something had flown out. "I bet that little she-witch is doing something... with the Prince." Her eyes narrowed to a devious slit. "Come on Selphie!" She grabbed Selphie again.
"Where are we going now?"
"To find the she-witch and your Seifer!"
"He's not my Seifer!"
"He won't be if the she-witch gets her first," Ellone remarked.
"Would you stop calling her that?"
"She-witch?"
"Yes!" Selphie yelled exasperated. Ellone paused for a moment. When Selphie started to catch her breath Ellone pulled her down the corridor again.
"Come on! I think I know where they are!" Ellone started pulling Selphie down the corridor yet again until they stopped in front of a door. "This is Shiva's room." She frantically started knocking at the door. A dishevel looking blonde open the door. "Shiva?" And as Ellone guessed, Seifer was right behind her. Selphie's jaw dropped to the floor. Ellone shook her head disapprovingly as Seifer try to collect himself as Shiva smiled. The brunette grabbed Selphie and stomped away while mumbling something about padded bras and narrow-minded men. Selphie sighed and gave her goodbyes to all the contestants, much to her stepsisters happiness. Ellone walked the sadden brunette to the door of the grand palace and gave her goodbyes as Selphie wiped away a tear. She shrugged and started to trudge off. Suddenly the large town's clock started to chime.
"Oh no!" Selphie yelped as she looked down at her carriage. "It's noon time!" She ran hurriedly down the long flight of stairs to the carriage where Raijin, Kiros and Ward rushed her. Seifer ran out of the palace.
"Cinderella, wait!" he called. Selphie turned around only to lose her footing for a moment she nearly ran back, but she decided against it as Raijin yelled at her impatiently to make up her mind. Her foot slipped out of the well, slipper as she continued on her way to the carriage. Seifer, sword by his side followed suite but was too slow to keep pace with the rapidly moving carriage. He too nearly tripped as he passed her slipper. He picked it up making his silent vows to find her. And to put the slipper into a nice cold freezer before he got a frostbite and accidently dropped it only to break it...
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Quistis readied herself to greet her stepdaughter who trudged into the house with a potato, two rats and a bird. An evil grin made its way on the evil stepmother's lips. "Well, young lady," she said snidely. "I hope you enjoyed yourself because you have two days worth of chores to make up so get to work." She dropped a list of things for Selphie to do on the floor in front of the young girl.
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A hand was raised. Seifer scowled at the kid who immediately put it down. He felt a sudden jolt of pain on his ear. But he didn't yelp, since he was the great Seifer who would never yelp... He looked over to see the disapproving face of a teacher. He sighed. *Dammit.* "What, brat?" he said to the kid. The kid perked up.
"Will the prince chase after Cinderella?"
"What do you think?" The kid cowered at the extremity of Seifer's voice.
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Selphie ran around quickly dusting everything in sight. The front door creaked open. Quistis immediately showered her two daughters with hugs and kisses. Selphie rolled her eyes in disgust as she continued her speed dusting but managed to overhear the loud conversation. "So did you get the prince?" Quistis asked impatiently. Rinoa and Zellina both shook their heads in defeat. Rinoa looked exasperated.
"I don't know why, but he just sent everyone home," she said. "Just when I was getting on the good side of the king, too." Zellina didn't say anything but pointed behind her. Quistis looked over the blonde's shoulder to see the prince and his royal servant Nida with a portable freezer.
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Another kid was raising his hand. Seifer didn't want his ear to be pulled again, not that he was afraid of it, but it would stretch his lovely ear... "What now?"
"There's no freezer in the picture," the kid simply said. Seifer took out a pen clicked it out and immediately went to work. In seconds a freezer appeared in the book.
"Happy?"
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Rinoa quickly patted down her hair as the prince came closer to the house. Quistis immediately started to fuss over Zellina's appearance. Above them Selphie watched amused by their antics. Seifer was coming for her. She sighed in pure happiness until she realized that Quistis probably wouldn't let her come down. With a sigh of defeat she ran back into her room. Fujin was there. "BLIZZARD," the albino fairy said.
"What was that for?" Selphie wondered curiously (as if she could wonder any other way). She looked outside her window where Raijin was chirping loudly. Snow was falling upon the prince and his servant. Selphie could here her stepmother ushering the two out of the cold precipitation. She ran out of her room and peered over the banister down at her prince. He was saying something to Quistis and took out her ice slipper from the freezer. Rinoa pushed Zellina out of the way and proceeded to put her foot into the cold shoe. It didn't fit. Zellina was forced by Quistis to try the overly large shoe. Seifer looked down in a defeated manner and turned to return to the snow which turn into a full out storm. The snow was already waist high. Selphie smiled with pure glee dropping her duster from the second story. It clanked on the floor catching the full attention of the prince. He looked up at the smiling brunette he was searching for.
"The snow stopped," Nida commented. "And it's starting to melt." Seifer stretched out his hand to Selphie. She grinned happily and turned to get to the stairway. Seifer immediately took the shoe from Nida and waited for Selphie to come. As the little brunette made her way to the prince, he offered the shoe to her.
"I believe this is yours," he said. Selphie hugged him and they lived happily ever after.
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"That's not right," one of the kids commented.
"They're s'ppose to kiss first!" another kid wailed.
"And they're s'ppose to get married," the girl that bothered him earlier whined.
"Well, this isn't the same Cinderella story," Seifer explained. *Besides how can Seifer have fun if he gets married...*
The End
Of Cinderella Dress in Yella
Up next: The Little Mermaid That Could... or some equally stupid title possibly if I feel like writing something and if it turns out funny enough... sighs. I am so angsty.
ResureXtion: This was starting to get a longer then I thought it would be, that boredom set in. So hopefully this is good enough. And if it kills me, all preceding chapters will be one story per chapter... Um... yeah well *shrugs*. Oh, and yes I just remembered that Seifer was reading a story to little kids... And I better start writing before I say something really stupid.
Selphie woke up to a soft blowing in her ear. "UP," said the unmistakable voice of her godmother. Selphie got up.
"What?"
"READY." With a wave of her wand Selphie was cleaned up and standing in the middle of the room. "DRESS." With another wave of the wand Selphie was wearing an off the shoulder yellow gown, not as extravagant or poofy as the first, but just as pretty. "SHOES." The albino fairy pointed at the ice shoes. Selphie sighed and put them on. That was sure to wake her up. "GO." Selphie walked out of the room to, literally, bump into Seifer.
"Seifer!" she squealed.
"Um... good morning," he said a little tiredly. "Hope you had a goodnight's sleep."
"Yes, thank you." Before she could continue, Shiva came out. Her long platinum blond hair swayed around her. Her ice blue eyes pierced into Selphie as she pushed her aside.
"Hello, Seifie," she said in a sickingly sweet voice. She ran her hand up and down the prince's broad shoulder. "Your father sent me to come and... get you." She dragged the prince away. Selphie just stood flabbergasted. How was she suppose to compete with Ms. Silicon. Wait, did silicon exist at the time of this story... Oh well, let's just say that Shiva's boobs were abnormally large. Damn, can't say that in front of kids. Whoops.
Oh, well, again. Ellone popped out of nowhere. "Come on Selphie!" she said grabbing the younger girl's arm. "There's suppose to be some sort of thing going on today before Seifer chooses the woman he wants to be his wife! I bet you're going to be the one he chooses! I see the way he looks at you. Don't worry about Shiva. Seifer would so be turned off by her icy attitude. I mean look at that wintry smile. I think Seifer is looking for someone to... add a little heat to his life." She dragged Selphie to the ball room they had been in the prior night. King Laguna was talking to Rinoa. Zellina was flirting with the servant Nida. Ellone continued to drag Selphie. "I wonder where the Prince is. And Shiva in that case." She gasp and immediately covered her mouth as if something had flown out. "I bet that little she-witch is doing something... with the Prince." Her eyes narrowed to a devious slit. "Come on Selphie!" She grabbed Selphie again.
"Where are we going now?"
"To find the she-witch and your Seifer!"
"He's not my Seifer!"
"He won't be if the she-witch gets her first," Ellone remarked.
"Would you stop calling her that?"
"She-witch?"
"Yes!" Selphie yelled exasperated. Ellone paused for a moment. When Selphie started to catch her breath Ellone pulled her down the corridor again.
"Come on! I think I know where they are!" Ellone started pulling Selphie down the corridor yet again until they stopped in front of a door. "This is Shiva's room." She frantically started knocking at the door. A dishevel looking blonde open the door. "Shiva?" And as Ellone guessed, Seifer was right behind her. Selphie's jaw dropped to the floor. Ellone shook her head disapprovingly as Seifer try to collect himself as Shiva smiled. The brunette grabbed Selphie and stomped away while mumbling something about padded bras and narrow-minded men. Selphie sighed and gave her goodbyes to all the contestants, much to her stepsisters happiness. Ellone walked the sadden brunette to the door of the grand palace and gave her goodbyes as Selphie wiped away a tear. She shrugged and started to trudge off. Suddenly the large town's clock started to chime.
"Oh no!" Selphie yelped as she looked down at her carriage. "It's noon time!" She ran hurriedly down the long flight of stairs to the carriage where Raijin, Kiros and Ward rushed her. Seifer ran out of the palace.
"Cinderella, wait!" he called. Selphie turned around only to lose her footing for a moment she nearly ran back, but she decided against it as Raijin yelled at her impatiently to make up her mind. Her foot slipped out of the well, slipper as she continued on her way to the carriage. Seifer, sword by his side followed suite but was too slow to keep pace with the rapidly moving carriage. He too nearly tripped as he passed her slipper. He picked it up making his silent vows to find her. And to put the slipper into a nice cold freezer before he got a frostbite and accidently dropped it only to break it...
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Quistis readied herself to greet her stepdaughter who trudged into the house with a potato, two rats and a bird. An evil grin made its way on the evil stepmother's lips. "Well, young lady," she said snidely. "I hope you enjoyed yourself because you have two days worth of chores to make up so get to work." She dropped a list of things for Selphie to do on the floor in front of the young girl.
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A hand was raised. Seifer scowled at the kid who immediately put it down. He felt a sudden jolt of pain on his ear. But he didn't yelp, since he was the great Seifer who would never yelp... He looked over to see the disapproving face of a teacher. He sighed. *Dammit.* "What, brat?" he said to the kid. The kid perked up.
"Will the prince chase after Cinderella?"
"What do you think?" The kid cowered at the extremity of Seifer's voice.
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Selphie ran around quickly dusting everything in sight. The front door creaked open. Quistis immediately showered her two daughters with hugs and kisses. Selphie rolled her eyes in disgust as she continued her speed dusting but managed to overhear the loud conversation. "So did you get the prince?" Quistis asked impatiently. Rinoa and Zellina both shook their heads in defeat. Rinoa looked exasperated.
"I don't know why, but he just sent everyone home," she said. "Just when I was getting on the good side of the king, too." Zellina didn't say anything but pointed behind her. Quistis looked over the blonde's shoulder to see the prince and his royal servant Nida with a portable freezer.
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Another kid was raising his hand. Seifer didn't want his ear to be pulled again, not that he was afraid of it, but it would stretch his lovely ear... "What now?"
"There's no freezer in the picture," the kid simply said. Seifer took out a pen clicked it out and immediately went to work. In seconds a freezer appeared in the book.
"Happy?"
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Rinoa quickly patted down her hair as the prince came closer to the house. Quistis immediately started to fuss over Zellina's appearance. Above them Selphie watched amused by their antics. Seifer was coming for her. She sighed in pure happiness until she realized that Quistis probably wouldn't let her come down. With a sigh of defeat she ran back into her room. Fujin was there. "BLIZZARD," the albino fairy said.
"What was that for?" Selphie wondered curiously (as if she could wonder any other way). She looked outside her window where Raijin was chirping loudly. Snow was falling upon the prince and his servant. Selphie could here her stepmother ushering the two out of the cold precipitation. She ran out of her room and peered over the banister down at her prince. He was saying something to Quistis and took out her ice slipper from the freezer. Rinoa pushed Zellina out of the way and proceeded to put her foot into the cold shoe. It didn't fit. Zellina was forced by Quistis to try the overly large shoe. Seifer looked down in a defeated manner and turned to return to the snow which turn into a full out storm. The snow was already waist high. Selphie smiled with pure glee dropping her duster from the second story. It clanked on the floor catching the full attention of the prince. He looked up at the smiling brunette he was searching for.
"The snow stopped," Nida commented. "And it's starting to melt." Seifer stretched out his hand to Selphie. She grinned happily and turned to get to the stairway. Seifer immediately took the shoe from Nida and waited for Selphie to come. As the little brunette made her way to the prince, he offered the shoe to her.
"I believe this is yours," he said. Selphie hugged him and they lived happily ever after.
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"That's not right," one of the kids commented.
"They're s'ppose to kiss first!" another kid wailed.
"And they're s'ppose to get married," the girl that bothered him earlier whined.
"Well, this isn't the same Cinderella story," Seifer explained. *Besides how can Seifer have fun if he gets married...*
The End
Of Cinderella Dress in Yella
Up next: The Little Mermaid That Could... or some equally stupid title possibly if I feel like writing something and if it turns out funny enough... sighs. I am so angsty.
