I just called 23 places to see if they have GBA SP. None had it. Toysrus
said they'd have it on the 24th yesterday. Today I called back Toysrus to
see if they had it. First they hung up. I called back, and they said they
have 1 left. I asked if it was Platinum and they said yes. So I RUSHED INTO
MY CAR and parked in the purple zone in ToysRUs. Just as I parked I
thought, "Oh I bet when I walk in there will be this snotty-nosed old man
holding the 8 pokemon games and GBA SP". So when I got in guess what I saw.
IT WAS AN OLD SNOTTY OLD MAN HOLDING 8 POKEMON GAMES, AND HIS MOM WAS
HOLDING AN SP!!!"
The mom said, "Shnuckums, didn't I buy you a GameBoy a few months ago?"
The old man said, "Yeah, but this one is better!"
"OK then"
I looked at the clerk, and he looked at me in a funny look. I think he knew I was the one who called. So then I pull out all of the old man's hair until he's bald. I then say to the mom, "YOUR SON IS A PICKLE, LADY!!!" The mom says, "Uhhh... I'm not his mom. I'm his dad." So then I took him and his son, and threw them both into the Xbox aisle, and an Xbox fell on each of them and they both died. Because the clerk was sorry for my inconveniences, I got the 8 pokemon games and GBA SP for only $20. Then I bought it and threw him into the PS2 aisle, and a PS2 fell on him and cut him in half. Then I went back to my car, and there were like 90 policemen around my car in the Purple Zone. I said, "Oh, sorry picklemen. Do I have to pay a ticket?" They said, "No, but you have to pay us with 8 pokemon games and a GBA SP." So I payed up, went home, and slept with my fish.
The mom said, "Shnuckums, didn't I buy you a GameBoy a few months ago?"
The old man said, "Yeah, but this one is better!"
"OK then"
I looked at the clerk, and he looked at me in a funny look. I think he knew I was the one who called. So then I pull out all of the old man's hair until he's bald. I then say to the mom, "YOUR SON IS A PICKLE, LADY!!!" The mom says, "Uhhh... I'm not his mom. I'm his dad." So then I took him and his son, and threw them both into the Xbox aisle, and an Xbox fell on each of them and they both died. Because the clerk was sorry for my inconveniences, I got the 8 pokemon games and GBA SP for only $20. Then I bought it and threw him into the PS2 aisle, and a PS2 fell on him and cut him in half. Then I went back to my car, and there were like 90 policemen around my car in the Purple Zone. I said, "Oh, sorry picklemen. Do I have to pay a ticket?" They said, "No, but you have to pay us with 8 pokemon games and a GBA SP." So I payed up, went home, and slept with my fish.
